Bruce Almighty - God gave his Power.

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024
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  • @edvinparmeza1298
    @edvinparmeza1298 2 года назад +7133

    "God doesn't take vacations"
    "Ever heard of dark ages?"
    That was a good one

    • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
      @BisexualPlagueDoctor Год назад +309

      He take a vacation to the Middle East clearly with how they had a golden age then

    • @drdoom6809
      @drdoom6809 Год назад +57

      Ever heard of g,a,s c,h,a,m,b,e,r 😂

    • @edvinparmeza1298
      @edvinparmeza1298 Год назад +18

      @@drdoom6809 since this was very brief in time, maybe it doesn't count 😂

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 Год назад +30

      ​@@edvinparmeza1298 the vacation he takes in the movie is a few days long. THAT was three years.

    • @ukimenustah26
      @ukimenustah26 Год назад +9

      so god is on vacation right now

  • @CameronfDrums
    @CameronfDrums 2 года назад +3278

    "And you can't mess with free will."
    "Can I ask why?"
    "Yes, you can! That's the beauty of it!"

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 Год назад +95

      I would have asked if God ever did try messing with free will. Probably wasn't pretty.

    • @ShadowFungus
      @ShadowFungus Год назад +74

      Coz we’d all be moving robots now if he did. Not much of love and free will.

    • @randell3306
      @randell3306 Год назад +22

      ​@@samalvey8168He never did, never will.

    • @sirDAMO57
      @sirDAMO57 Год назад +5

      Yes i too watched the video...

    • @auralcross3139
      @auralcross3139 11 месяцев назад +8

      That is why God commands them to do their work instead of doing it Himself.
      I guess it's like running your finger over a sand castle, haha. 😅

  • @H.K.5
    @H.K.5 3 года назад +7558

    I wish I was old enough to experience the early 2000's.

    • @getupdatedmf
      @getupdatedmf 3 года назад +57

      Name of the Movie??

    • @4Smack
      @4Smack 3 года назад +158

      Bruce almighty

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 2 года назад +517

      just limit your router to 64 kb/s and you could enjoy the early 2000s interwebs!

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 2 года назад +129

      @@cypherusuh You're not really experiencing anything by watching videos. You need to be there in person.

    • @SH00T_TH3PUMP
      @SH00T_TH3PUMP 2 года назад +145

      You didnt miss much dude. Honestly.

  • @BadHatHarry23
    @BadHatHarry23 8 месяцев назад +275

    I love when God suddenly appears out of nowhere and asks Bruce "having fun?"

    • @JuanSanchez-wv4qy
      @JuanSanchez-wv4qy 3 месяца назад +3

      I know I would be! Nothing evil, but definitely childish.

    • @Someguythatlikespizza
      @Someguythatlikespizza 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@JuanSanchez-wv4qy hell yeah, first thing I'd do is a bit selfish. I'd fly faster than light to an Earth-like planet where there is life like here just to see how they live and only then will I return to Earth.

  • @GJGamingBro
    @GJGamingBro 2 года назад +1708

    "I am reasonable sane human being. 44. magnum the most powerful handgun in the worl, ooh" part still makes me laugh so hard to this day. 🤣

    • @starhalv2427
      @starhalv2427 Год назад +21

      Funny thing is, .44 magnum didn't exist during wild west times. It was invented in 20th century, after the first World War if I remember correctly.

    • @lindi9318
      @lindi9318 Год назад +47

      @@starhalv2427no shit they were referencing dirty harry here.

    • @Dannymart_88445
      @Dannymart_88445 Год назад

      ​@@starhalv2427 you're stupid asf

    • @harveyanimations8974
      @harveyanimations8974 Год назад +2

      He got in touch with his Dirty Harry side

    • @adrienneflowersscott9290
      @adrienneflowersscott9290 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yes!!! This part will forever be funny, 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Polychromophilia
    @Polychromophilia 2 года назад +6079

    “I did the same thing to Gandhi, he didn’t eat for three weeks”
    I see what you did there

    • @smollcok998
      @smollcok998 2 года назад +128

      im so happy im not the only one that picked up on that

    • @AdishDas17
      @AdishDas17 2 года назад +24

      OOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @jm_sc
      @jm_sc 2 года назад +22

      @@smollcok998 explain

    • @ruix
      @ruix 2 года назад +2

      @@jm_sc let me know

    • @theghostreckon316
      @theghostreckon316 2 года назад +336

      For anyone confused, ghandi used to do hunger strikes and one time when he was around 70 he didn’t eat for 21 days straight, all he did was drink water and it sometimes be salty or lemon flavored, it’s on google if you don’t believe me.

  • @darkpaw1522
    @darkpaw1522 2 года назад +11340

    “Can’t tell anyone you’re god, trust me you don’t want that kind of attention.”
    *Jesus:* Believe it.

    • @builderdude9488
      @builderdude9488 2 года назад +401

      Jesus: first time?

    • @thedukeofchutney468
      @thedukeofchutney468 2 года назад +137

      Well since this was the Judeo-Christian God, technically it WAS Jesus saying the first part.

    • @darkpaw1522
      @darkpaw1522 2 года назад +89

      @@thedukeofchutney468 Yup, exactly. So technically, we crucified Morgan Freeman. 😭

    • @jm_sc
      @jm_sc 2 года назад +15

      @@darkpaw1522 lmao

    • @gaymansupreme
      @gaymansupreme 2 года назад +48

      He never claimed he was God, or the Son of God. That is what his disciples claimed.

  • @finlandguy427
    @finlandguy427 2 года назад +6369

    Bruce blames God for his failures but when receiving God's powers, he turns out to be a selfish hypocrite using his powers for his own gain and ignoring the responsibility of God. Well deep down he's a good guy who was just at his lowest in his life who admits his mistake and repented. One of the things i like about movies is character growth.

    • @TheBamaChad-W4CHD
      @TheBamaChad-W4CHD 2 года назад +209

      Thats a short synopsis of the movie! He actually attempts to be a good and just god who answers all prayer. That and then his selfish attempt to make a woman that loves him stay with him because he has been a ahole is the meat and potatoes of the movie! Just nitpicking though. Your rundown is probably literally what the DVD case said on the back lol

    • @Danny-nd7hg
      @Danny-nd7hg 2 года назад +15

      @@TheBamaChad-W4CHD say it!

    • @dogman-fx9ub
      @dogman-fx9ub 2 года назад +1

      I'd ask God about all the kids he gave cancer and the women he allowed to be raped

    • @agenocidalpolarbear1079
      @agenocidalpolarbear1079 2 года назад +7

      @@dogman-fx9ub FREE WILL YEAH!

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 2 года назад +8

      @@TheBamaChad-W4CHD what's your problem?

  • @theompman
    @theompman 2 года назад +73

    Watched this movie many moons ago on a KLM flight when everyone stared at that single suspended screen. Everyone laughed so much together and shared an awesome time in the flight.

  • @Localcinephile
    @Localcinephile 2 года назад +622

    "If i had God's power i would change the whole world if i had his wisdom, i would let the things be as it should be"

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 2 года назад +28

      Only to realize that the world works best when going in its own direction

    • @CharlietheWarlock
      @CharlietheWarlock Год назад

      ​@@ksoundkaiju9256cancer, child abuse, school shootings global warming the war on drugs fentanyl you really wouldn't change any of those you sir are a monster

    • @metasequoia3097
      @metasequoia3097 Год назад +64

      @@ksoundkaiju9256 Clearly it does not lmao

    • @AllenGoncalves
      @AllenGoncalves Год назад +1

      As it was planed to be

    • @mho...
      @mho... Год назад +8

      what if your interference is how it should be?! ... fate/destiny is a tricky thing!

  • @KMCA779
    @KMCA779 2 года назад +8656

    I remember Morgan Freeman being a controversial pick for God.... but damn does he nail it. I have a hard time thinking of anyone else that could have pulled it off. Anyone else would be too serious for comedy or too silly to take seriously. Morgan Freeman just nails that narrow range between being easy to take seriously but still able to get humour through.

    • @SPM0717
      @SPM0717 2 года назад +356

      I think the controversial bit was God being played by a man full stop.

    • @natalianowa6405
      @natalianowa6405 2 года назад +261

      I can't think of any actor better for the "God" it just fits

    • @a-grin6989
      @a-grin6989 2 года назад +422

      Honestly, never even thought that he was a controversial pick

    • @natalianowa6405
      @natalianowa6405 2 года назад +40

      @@a-grin6989 Same

    • @bolson42
      @bolson42 2 года назад +192

      He was controversial? Because of this movie the only thing I think of when I hear about the Christian god is him lmao

  • @djledward5386
    @djledward5386 2 года назад +5378

    I forgot about the Clint Eastwood part. Made me die of laughter. 😆😆😆

    • @theyearwas1473
      @theyearwas1473 2 года назад +30

      rip

    • @Vendzor
      @Vendzor 2 года назад +97

      @@theyearwas1473 Scared the shit outta me man, I thought Clint Eastwood finally passed

    • @ffucko
      @ffucko 2 года назад +28

      @@Vendzor finally 💀

    • @Vendzor
      @Vendzor 2 года назад +13

      @@ffucko My bad I could've worded that better 😂😂

    • @kingolo97
      @kingolo97 2 года назад +41

      I am a reasonable sane human being ... With a 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the whoa!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 2 года назад +589

    Bruce's & Evan's reactions to meeting God are both fantastically acted!!

    • @WatercraftGames
      @WatercraftGames 2 года назад +6

      Yeah

    • @ShuTheIdiot
      @ShuTheIdiot 2 года назад +23

      I do love the fact its apparently the same universe lmao

    • @justagamersquad2907
      @justagamersquad2907 2 года назад +15

      @@ShuTheIdiot well yeah Evan first appears in this movie

    • @bigbywolf5197
      @bigbywolf5197 2 года назад +2

      @@ShuTheIdiot Wait,what?

    • @DJK-cq2uy
      @DJK-cq2uy Год назад +1

      Evan. Hmmmmmmmmpppphh

  • @DS-wl5pk
    @DS-wl5pk Год назад +44

    3:36 this image from this scene lives rent free in my head, I laugh every time

  • @ericmhoi
    @ericmhoi Год назад +51

    To this day, that spoon bit still makes me laugh 😂

  • @freebee95553
    @freebee95553 2 года назад +708

    RIP 1990 - 2009, what a time to have live in.

    • @Momofan69
      @Momofan69 2 года назад +18

      Really? you know that includes 2008 right?

    • @ahiptothehop4077
      @ahiptothehop4077 2 года назад +3

      @@Momofan69
      Wait what’d he say

    • @devinbrown6650
      @devinbrown6650 2 года назад +9

      @@Momofan69 & 2001

    • @freebee95553
      @freebee95553 2 года назад +9

      @@Momofan69 Yes I know the housing market crash was horrible lol

    • @skibooski6884
      @skibooski6884 Год назад

      @@freebee95553 and the 7 wars, the rise of global terrorism. Not a good time for anything other than media man.

  • @Yourgalpal7
    @Yourgalpal7 2 года назад +337

    The diner part is like a magician that just can't stop doing magic tricks

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 2 года назад +12

      these tricks are ruining our marriage! 😫

    • @JobSChool-pw5ii
      @JobSChool-pw5ii 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@sofakingonmynuts1438watch me pull divorcal papers out of you ea-

  • @aakardev4699
    @aakardev4699 2 года назад +14

    2000s was just amazing. I was lucky enough to enjoy this

  • @Buggy-su4oy
    @Buggy-su4oy Год назад +174

    Morgan showed how God is with us humans...even through he was a bit angry with Bruce he still treated him with kindness as he saw him as one of his children.

    • @users4327
      @users4327 5 месяцев назад +2

      Only if we would love Him. 1John 5:3

  • @fellowkrieger457
    @fellowkrieger457 2 года назад +3230

    Being in the theater was some unique moment. I have rarely seen the entire audience laughing out that much for almost the entire movie.
    Everybody had visible cramps after the seance.

    • @40rollsonly
      @40rollsonly 2 года назад +8

      And then everyone clapped 🤥

    • @toilert
      @toilert 2 года назад +97

      @@40rollsonly it was a different time. no need to be so boring

    • @Woodside235
      @Woodside235 2 года назад +57

      @@40rollsonly Man can't believe that a crowd in the '00s enjoyed a movie.

    • @40rollsonly
      @40rollsonly 2 года назад +3

      @@toilert it was a different time so “everyone had visible cramps”?

    • @40rollsonly
      @40rollsonly 2 года назад +2

      @@Woodside235 nah I can’t believe that everyone had visible cramps at the exact same time

  • @csanchez000
    @csanchez000 2 года назад +359

    I hope Jim sees this and remembers good times. Time sure does fly.

    • @AlxndrXX
      @AlxndrXX Год назад

      He gave a women 10 stds without telling her he had them and she killed herself

    • @shirolee
      @shirolee 11 месяцев назад +1

      I hope so too :)

    • @TheZandernator
      @TheZandernator 7 месяцев назад

      What a lunatic thing to say.

    • @Jmoney10000
      @Jmoney10000 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@TheZandernator has never experienced a memory it seems like.

    • @rock7146
      @rock7146 6 месяцев назад

      who's Jim

  • @TheBazerckerz
    @TheBazerckerz 4 года назад +2159

    I forgot about the spoon part, shit made me laugh. “Excuse me, I need a spoo-ugh” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 3 года назад +26

      Right like how do we forget that being the best part 😂

    • @getupdatedmf
      @getupdatedmf 3 года назад +3

      @@TheBehm08 Name of the Movie??

    • @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
      @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel 2 года назад +12

      @@getupdatedmf how tf did you not read the ENTIRE TITLE

    • @szaka9395
      @szaka9395 2 года назад +1

      Thereis no spoon... Ya rly?..

    • @TheChiog
      @TheChiog 2 года назад +3

      I just don't get why the old guy reacted the way he did. If I was in a diner and saw something like that, I'd think bruce was a stage magician doing a spontaneous performance.

  • @buggyroberson6009
    @buggyroberson6009 11 месяцев назад +36

    Morgan demonstrated God patience and Loving kindness.

  • @askew4681
    @askew4681 Год назад +48

    Jim Carrey in the Truman show: trauma from going over water
    Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty: walking on water

  • @bryannaing6316
    @bryannaing6316 2 года назад +1877

    I like how she gave him soup even though he specifically said no.

  • @firstnamelastname061
    @firstnamelastname061 2 года назад +588

    "Do not mess with free will?"
    "Can I ask why?"
    "Yes, you can! That's the beauty of it!"
    took me a little while to get but I just love this exchange.

    • @jorelldye4346
      @jorelldye4346 2 года назад +6

      Thank you!

    • @ffhdyedq
      @ffhdyedq 2 года назад +5

      Why doe

    • @firstnamelastname061
      @firstnamelastname061 2 года назад +84

      @@ffhdyedq The fact that Bruce had his own free will was the reason he could ask that question. It was his will to ask the question not God's. That's why god said "Yes you can. That's the beauty of it"

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 Год назад +8

      @@firstnamelastname061 and free will dates back to even before Adam and Eve ate the Forbidden Fruit. Even when they did not have knowledge, they still had free will. That’s why the fruit was forbidden in the first place, so they could have the choice to do right or wrong.
      Wait a minute, what I just said feels like a parallel to pro-choice ideology. 😦

    • @LeoGaming55
      @LeoGaming55 Год назад

      @@stephenking5852 How does it sound like pro-choice ideology?

  • @theduke7539
    @theduke7539 Год назад +105

    I love how he says he's clint eastwood but devolves instantaly to dirty harry, implying that clint eastwood is also crazy and cannot tell the difference between himself and his characters

    • @WindyREDPanda
      @WindyREDPanda 5 месяцев назад +2

      Actually: Jim was one of the Top Villains in dirty Harry.

    • @Blues_Man989
      @Blues_Man989 3 месяца назад

      @@WindyREDPanda he wasn't a villain...he was just a rockstar that was killed by the main villain in the movie

  • @joshuatealeaves
    @joshuatealeaves 6 месяцев назад +2

    That Gandhi line makes me tear up. The idea that God is personable & friends with the billions of us & every living thing makes you feel good

  • @jackmadiaga8907
    @jackmadiaga8907 2 года назад +944

    I always loved the free will thing. Since it's not really a rule. Later in the movie Bruce tried to manipulate the free will of someone only to fail, and if he really did get all of gods powers that simply means that god never had the ability to mess with our free will.
    Also how he just said that the beauty of free will comes from the simple fact that you can ask why you cant mess with it.

    • @brucewayan449
      @brucewayan449 2 года назад +13

      Pretty Good way to describe it

    • @professionalfurret
      @professionalfurret 2 года назад +19

      God kinda weak then tbh

    • @DrJekyll38
      @DrJekyll38 2 года назад +57

      God could violate his own rules theoretically, but he does not, as that would go against his Holy Word.

    • @Leucaria
      @Leucaria Год назад +1

      I can, I just don’t

    • @diollinebranderson6553
      @diollinebranderson6553 Год назад +14

      Because God isn't some human being who made false promises. When God says His Word, He keeps.

  • @TheFred-r24
    @TheFred-r24 2 года назад +2912

    Jim Carrey is always the comedy guy

  • @JPG208
    @JPG208 2 года назад +587

    Everyone gangsta till Bruce can move the soup

    • @chrisloch8541
      @chrisloch8541 2 года назад +1

      Or a monkey comes out someone's ass later

    • @CarlosAlvarezli
      @CarlosAlvarezli 2 года назад +44

      He split the "Red Sea"

    • @trebormapp9394
      @trebormapp9394 2 года назад +25

      @@CarlosAlvarezli Parting of the Red Soup

    • @babymetroid6661
      @babymetroid6661 2 года назад +16

      @@trebormapp9394 Red Sea Soup special with extra seafood

    • @jheg96
      @jheg96 2 года назад +4

      Good soup

  • @blaccangel301
    @blaccangel301 2 года назад +94

    The old mans facial expressions use to always kill me 🤣🤣

    • @niceguy6152
      @niceguy6152 Год назад

      The only thing that’s gonna kill you is another black with a gun lol

    • @PatCole11
      @PatCole11 Год назад +4

      That shiii was the funniest part. I think we'd all have the same reaction 😂

    • @blaccangel301
      @blaccangel301 Год назад +1

      @@PatCole11 right lmao

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 2 года назад +26

    It's amazing how well Jim Carrey can scrunch up his face like Clint.

  • @rickmort27
    @rickmort27 2 года назад +3351

    This movie did more for your faith in god than countless days at church .

    • @AndersonMallony-EricCF
      @AndersonMallony-EricCF 2 года назад +154

      Say for yourself, not all 'church' are like the way you believe.

    • @tdk.official3740
      @tdk.official3740 2 года назад

      @@AndersonMallony-EricCF yeah they all worship shit that doesnt exist

    • @CodaMission
      @CodaMission 2 года назад +141

      No? It didn't. Its a movie

    • @verzeda
      @verzeda 2 года назад +76

      No it didnt lmao

    • @TheGhost668
      @TheGhost668 2 года назад +50

      You haven't been to a church 😄

  • @devilpupbear09
    @devilpupbear09 2 года назад +899

    With that kind of divine power the whole world would bend to his will, instead he chooses to part soup and work as a anchorman 😆

    • @ivanmahone2595
      @ivanmahone2595 2 года назад +76

      Rule number 2, "Don't mess with free will"

    • @thekamotodragon
      @thekamotodragon 2 года назад +33

      @@ivanmahone2595 true but he never said you had to stay on earth lol... Thankfully this movie is a comedy about learning life lessons and not a reality drama that tries to depict what would *actually* happen if someone got these powers... well someone smart i guess lol, like i feel like for me these powers would so quickly get out of hand, I'd be teleporting around the universe, gaining all knowledge that exists and shit, also make humanity a type 1 civilization, end all wars and hunger, use your powers to figure out the truth of how everything works and then amass even more power until omnipotence, then challenge and defeat God who gave you your powers so you can take his place... but i feel like all that wouldn't be in the spirit of the movie lol.

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 2 года назад +45

      @@thekamotodragon you have some problems other than a lack of God's powers

    • @Hi-Fitxt
      @Hi-Fitxt 2 года назад +21

      @@jwill5892 nah they've just got ADHD and 5 minutes of free time...this happens to me a lot I just don't write it down

    • @felypinho020
      @felypinho020 2 года назад +11

      @@thekamotodragon If you wanna know what would REALLY happen if humans had powers just watch The Boys

  • @赤ゲキ
    @赤ゲキ 2 года назад +669

    The message is to “be the miracle”.
    That’s good and all, it makes everyone’s day.
    But let’s face it.
    Who wished they get to have God’s powers even if for 1 week but limited to your area?

    • @zeus1747
      @zeus1747 2 года назад

      Be careful what you wish for punk

    • @TheBamaChad-W4CHD
      @TheBamaChad-W4CHD 2 года назад +11

      Thats one dumb comment to get clicks. Thats not the message at all. Have you ever actually watched the movie?

    • @赤ゲキ
      @赤ゲキ 2 года назад +25

      @@TheBamaChad-W4CHD
      That’s one dumb reply.
      Have you ever read TV Tropes?
      I quote:
      Do Not Do This Cool Thing: Admit it. Rather than take on the movie's message of "Be the miracle", you instead left the cinema wishing that God would give you his powers, so that you too could cause spontaneous orgasms, get a fancy car, and walk on water. (Or rule the world, at least.) The movie tries to show the downsides of the powers, but most of them are just caused by Bruce's stupidity, so you're left with a movie that just shows how awesome it would be to be God.

    • @赤ゲキ
      @赤ゲキ 2 года назад +15

      @@goldster100
      Except that it is true.
      The religious one most likely will take on the “be the miracle” message.
      But those “normal” people, while accepting of the miracle message, are eyeing towards God’s powers even if for 1 week.
      And unlike Bruce, I will do my best to do things properly.

    • @magicfairycome
      @magicfairycome 2 года назад +6

      bruh. the message is that if you ever attain godlike powers, you should create moses valleys in bowls of soup.

  • @krathoon2338
    @krathoon2338 2 года назад +472

    Jim Carrey is almost like a modern day Charlie Chaplin. Very physical.

    • @brendo6196
      @brendo6196 2 года назад

      So Jim Carrey is a Pedo

    • @sir_vaughn2018
      @sir_vaughn2018 2 года назад +3

      @@brendo6196man what

    • @simplepointstudio6210
      @simplepointstudio6210 2 года назад +6

      @@brendo6196 That's fucking random but okay

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 2 года назад +10

      Jim Carrey is a good person. Charlie Chaplin wasn't. Read more about him. Morality of actors just can't be judged by their roles. Also I think he is better

    • @jonah3448
      @jonah3448 Год назад

      What the fuck

  • @iKillerZombie
    @iKillerZombie 2 года назад +41

    I love how you can just about see that he already has the gun in his hand at 1:03

    • @w0zvo
      @w0zvo 2 года назад +4

      That means the gun was already in his hand during the car ride

  • @sintelyons8932
    @sintelyons8932 Год назад +10

    I cannot tell you how HARD i was laughing when i saw this as a kid, ts is one of my favorite comedies

  • @jesussalazar1020
    @jesussalazar1020 2 года назад +371

    The whole Moses thing had me dying 🤣 the first time

  • @tekmusti
    @tekmusti 4 года назад +54

    04:22 "can i ask *why* ? yes you can. *thats the beauty of it* "
    05:05 " i am covered. you are going to clear everyhing up in five minutes , *if you want to* , right ?"

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 2 года назад +193

    When he said "holy Hell" I like to imagine that just for a few seconds every sinner in eternal damnation got a brief reprieve and some free ice cream

  • @manuelruiz4230
    @manuelruiz4230 5 месяцев назад +3

    The finger snapping and clap he does when he first sits down at the booth gets me every time lol

  • @alpha3836
    @alpha3836 2 года назад +56

    God damn it I'm always left in awe by Jim Carrey's acting, he's just perfect I love him

  • @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman
    @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman 2 года назад +99

    I wish they still made comedies like this

    • @Zylo82
      @Zylo82 2 года назад +25

      We just need this woke era of bs to just go away. Then we might get it back.

    • @CodaMission
      @CodaMission 2 года назад +1

      @@Zylo82 My god, you are both insufferable. The thing you call "woke" has zero to do with this comedy, you just love bitching

    • @Dousch
      @Dousch 2 года назад +7

      @@Zylo82 Everyone hates it, you pick up on that after a few comment sections. Yet we're all stuck in it, waiting for it to go away.

    • @stormtraitor6545
      @stormtraitor6545 2 года назад +10

      I agree. I like Marvel movies as much as the next guy, but I miss the days when you’d regularly get an original (slapstick) comedy film made by the likes of Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, Owen Wilson and Jim Carrey… golden times…

    • @noyes8882
      @noyes8882 2 года назад

      ​@@Zylo82 SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WOKEISM 1984 LEFTISM LIBERALISM

  • @khaosolympus5178
    @khaosolympus5178 4 года назад +68

    Supreme voice command superpower is the best power ever

  • @musictime6717
    @musictime6717 2 года назад +436

    4:55 Visual representation of God going on a vacation when 2020 arrived...

    • @Polymerata
      @Polymerata 2 года назад +41

      "Whats in Earth name happen while I was away?"

    • @playboimusk4803
      @playboimusk4803 2 года назад +42

      @@Polymerata satan: don’t look at me they ain’t need my help this time

    • @Polymerata
      @Polymerata 2 года назад +26

      @@playboimusk4803 hades: whys there so many soul in the afterlife

    • @AndersonMallony-EricCF
      @AndersonMallony-EricCF 2 года назад +9

      If you think 2020 was the definition of bad wait until the next years. And trust me, God is watching. Go close to Him.

    • @Dousch
      @Dousch 2 года назад +3

      “Killing must feel good to God, too. He does it all the time.” - Hannibal Lecter

  • @eomin
    @eomin 7 месяцев назад +8

    I like the implication that God just laid back, and said:
    "Let them cook."
    With human free will without touching anything. And it just got so bad.

  • @PhantoRoyce
    @PhantoRoyce Год назад +1

    0:59 I love when comedians work their stand up into their movies. His Clint Eastwood bit is my favorite. That’s not CGI he can actually change his face to look like that

  • @chrisprimo7970
    @chrisprimo7970 3 года назад +180

    Don't worry Bruce it's just for a little while everybody needs a vacation

  • @RyDawg918
    @RyDawg918 2 года назад +39

    Good lord, movies were so good up until like 2010.

    • @playboimusk4803
      @playboimusk4803 2 года назад +2

      Cap

    • @youtubearmy_bg8265
      @youtubearmy_bg8265 2 года назад +2

      yk they are still producing good movies right

    • @sairamr6886
      @sairamr6886 2 года назад +1

      @@youtubearmy_bg8265 not good as the old times. Gg.

    • @monza9307
      @monza9307 2 года назад

      There are few but old comedy movies are hard to replace 😊

  • @PotatoTune
    @PotatoTune 2 года назад +86

    this old movie stays forever, love Jim and Morgan !

  • @daganamaral4676
    @daganamaral4676 Год назад +13

    i want them to make a second one so bad. this movie was so cool and had a good message

    • @cashh1004
      @cashh1004 Год назад +1

      It might be a Flop

    • @lauraplume9952
      @lauraplume9952 Год назад +3

      they did it was evan almighty

    • @lauraplume9952
      @lauraplume9952 Год назад +2

      @@cashh1004 i think evan almighty was a flop.not the same as bruce.

    • @cashh1004
      @cashh1004 Год назад +4

      Evan Almighty was the sequel/spinoff

  • @mathieue853
    @mathieue853 2 года назад +76

    "-Does god even go on vacation?
    -of course ever heard of the dark ages"
    Cracked me up so hard

  • @AzureKaioshin
    @AzureKaioshin Год назад +15

    I love this movie, being god sounded so wholesome.
    B U T I T I S N T !

    • @ranganathgowda4935
      @ranganathgowda4935 Год назад +1

      Whats the movie name

    • @mho...
      @mho... Год назад

      @@ranganathgowda4935 löl, Bruce Almighty .... but why read the videos name, riiight?!

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster Год назад

      If this movie gave you the idea being god sounded wholesome, then uh. You may have stopped before the halfway point-

  • @lev_n
    @lev_n 2 года назад +4

    "Have you heard of the dark ages"
    Got me too good there XD

  • @robertronning7016
    @robertronning7016 2 года назад +7

    God gave his power to Bruce Almighty he did great things with it now he will his power to me. Bob the Creator from Duluth Minnesota

  • @xrucz
    @xrucz 3 месяца назад

    "can i ask why?"
    "Yes thats the beauty of it!"
    Implying he could easily force his will but doesn't. Subtle and beautiful.

  • @TonyJackson-n3n
    @TonyJackson-n3n 4 месяца назад

    One man with the powers of God himself. Amazing, Glorious, INCREDIBLE. God has blessed Bruce with the gift of greatness

  • @wre6414
    @wre6414 3 года назад +180

    God doesn't take vacations. Right?
    Ever heard of the dark ages?

    • @lysbokele1735
      @lysbokele1735 2 года назад +8

      Well He wasn't on vacation but somehow kept away by human dogmas and creeds. So He couldn't act.

    • @Subzero-hh8ix
      @Subzero-hh8ix 2 года назад +19

      It's called the dark ages because we don't have much written documents from that time period. Thus historians are in the "dark" concerning much of what happened during 8th to 12th century.

    • @wre6414
      @wre6414 2 года назад +4

      @@Subzero-hh8ix sure no atrocities occurred during that timespan and humanity was at it's peak

    • @Subzero-hh8ix
      @Subzero-hh8ix 2 года назад +5

      @@wre6414 As I said, the term "dark ages" was coined to refer to the period of 8th - 12th century because historians were in the dark on what happened during that timeframe due to lack of surviving records.
      Humanity has continued to go on during dark ages as it has gone during its preceding centuries. As for atrocities, almost all centuries had them, however the atrocities allocated to dark ages especially under youtube comments are often overblown or completely false upon fact checking so this has to be done in a case to case basis. Anyways, 20th century is by far considered the most brutal century and we may probably see far greater atrocities this century.

    • @wre6414
      @wre6414 2 года назад +1

      @@Subzero-hh8ix noted

  • @egnonanangemontan1758
    @egnonanangemontan1758 Год назад +4

    I remember when I was still a kid, it was one of the best films I’ve seen. Great actor too.

  • @utpalnaskar9667
    @utpalnaskar9667 Год назад +14

    'Be careful what are you wish for'.. this sentence teach us a lot.

  • @bluecoin3771
    @bluecoin3771 10 месяцев назад +2

    Yes, Bruce Almighty, you truly are the Last Soupbender.

  • @devastationofmankind3495
    @devastationofmankind3495 4 месяца назад

    05:04 Oh the vanity..."you can clear everything in 5 minutes if u wanted to..." loved it.

  • @brotherbarbatos8981
    @brotherbarbatos8981 2 года назад +7

    Imagine the producer shooting Morgan Freeman an email like “hey Morgan, we want you to play god in this movie” XD

  • @missyzalgo6738
    @missyzalgo6738 5 лет назад +105

    "Come on start!"
    *Car Starts*
    "That was lucky"
    Me if I had powers😆

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 3 года назад +3

      “Lucky” he says while he wasn’t even cranking it 😂

  • @monza9307
    @monza9307 2 года назад +13

    2:30 the way he was shocked so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @africajones8993
    @africajones8993 2 года назад +37

    Instead of going to church every Sunday, I watch Bruce Almighty.

    • @cainster
      @cainster Год назад +6

      Instead of going to church every Sunday, I sleep in and then wake up naked and eat half a bag of Doritos for breakfast.

    • @fekalistagrzybowory7619
      @fekalistagrzybowory7619 Год назад +2

      And this is the best way to live, dude

  • @rickrogan2355
    @rickrogan2355 Год назад +23

    Freaking loved this movie as a kid. The monkey scene is burned into my permanent memories.

  • @UknowMarcJ
    @UknowMarcJ 2 года назад +20

    His face when she tells Bruce about the soup takes me the fuck out every time 😂😂 1:45

  • @shah_ayush7
    @shah_ayush7 3 года назад +70

    0:57 Be Careful what you wise for Parker... Dr. strange said in Spider-Man: NWH trailer 😂

    • @user-kc4fs4ld9e
      @user-kc4fs4ld9e 2 года назад +3

      you mean wish?

    • @finlandguy427
      @finlandguy427 2 года назад +2

      @@user-kc4fs4ld9e Propably a spelling mistake.

    • @jaichhabra6458
      @jaichhabra6458 9 месяцев назад

      Hindus are getting into everything n everywhere😅🎉😊❤

  • @VinluvAntonHandesbukia
    @VinluvAntonHandesbukia 2 года назад +9

    I like how his most of his powers only turn on when he speaks. That’s because God’s word (Logos) is the truth and the complete truth. Which is good for Bruce because his job requires him to talk a lot.

  • @onemoreminute0543
    @onemoreminute0543 2 года назад +7

    One of my favourite films. Funny and thought provoking

    • @mho...
      @mho... Год назад

      try The Man from Earth (2007)^^
      it goes a bit deeper!

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff Год назад +26

    "Holy shh... cow"
    If only he knew the history between Old Testament God and cows XD

  • @dnicefilms8550
    @dnicefilms8550 Год назад

    That spoon scene tho 😂😂😂😂
    Allways gets me 😂😂😂😂

  • @Zenji-nation256
    @Zenji-nation256 2 года назад +15

    so they didn't want us to ask where god goes for a hair cut 😂😂,, and made it trimed in the untrimed way 😂😂,, I love it 😍😍❤😍😍

  • @simon-324
    @simon-324 2 года назад +49

    Bruce:God doesn't take vacation
    God: ever heard the 2020?

    • @AndersonMallony-EricCF
      @AndersonMallony-EricCF 2 года назад

      If you think 2020 was the definition of bad wait until the next years. And trust me, God is watching. Go close to Him.

    • @dks.m.g2234
      @dks.m.g2234 2 года назад +2

      @@AndersonMallony-EricCF the end time is arriving soon either in our lifetime or not. Have faith in our Father

    • @davinci8024
      @davinci8024 2 года назад

      @@dks.m.g2234 yeah yeah sure. 4 horsemen etc. I'm sure all of them will happen

    • @davinci8024
      @davinci8024 2 года назад

      @@dks.m.g2234 you are believing to a fantasy

    • @dks.m.g2234
      @dks.m.g2234 2 года назад

      @@davinci8024 how is this a fantasy if nearly all prophecies have passed?

  • @sippyboivergil9198
    @sippyboivergil9198 2 года назад +9

    God: "You ever heard of the Dark Ages?"
    Me: "Oh shit..."

  • @arz-e-faraz2146
    @arz-e-faraz2146 2 года назад +11

    2:23 that spoon scene is epic 😂

  • @TheLebpl
    @TheLebpl Год назад +2

    Shame they dont make comedies like that, Ace Venturax2, Bruce Almighty, Liar, Scary movies 1-3 and many more. The best comedies ever made

  • @AutismCrimeÆ
    @AutismCrimeÆ 2 года назад +9

    1:14, I like how he says he isn’t Clint Eastwood; ‘cause Clint is a reference in Back To The Future III, and the building in the background; which might be a church; is also in Back To The Future as the Courthouse.

  • @DurvalLacerda
    @DurvalLacerda 2 года назад +4

    Yeah, the 2000's are officially the new 90's.

  • @MrSpeedyAce
    @MrSpeedyAce 2 года назад +10

    When he moves the sugar and goes “Ahhhhhh” 😂😂😂

  • @alexandercarlson919
    @alexandercarlson919 8 месяцев назад

    These were good times with great and hilariously funny movies. Splitting the soup bowl is the most belly laugh inducing things i've seen lmao

  • @reminescentlaw
    @reminescentlaw 2 года назад +3

    2000's to 10's movies were so amazing.

  • @nyljohnvictoracierto9402
    @nyljohnvictoracierto9402 2 года назад +4

    Conversation is so good, you forgot you and your buddy are already walking on water

  • @PokerR6
    @PokerR6 2 года назад +26

    1:02 this part killed me the first time i watched this movie

  • @jugato3232
    @jugato3232 2 года назад +102

    The man the myth the legend morgod freeman

  • @Sruf.
    @Sruf. Год назад +1

    This is a movie everyone should see at least once in their lifetime

  • @shinzenzo2911
    @shinzenzo2911 6 месяцев назад

    I remember watching this together with dad when I was little. Didn't understand one bit of what they were talking but I still remember many parts of the movie... especially the monkey one...

  • @josuenieves-barreto3572
    @josuenieves-barreto3572 2 года назад +13

    The part when Bruce said “If I’m God then I’m Clint Eastwood”. Guess what it happened he act like Clint Eastwood for a little.

  • @captain4345
    @captain4345 2 года назад +11

    Having fun??...his reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @angiesworld8038
    @angiesworld8038 2 года назад +227

    If I had that kind of power I would bring back all my cats, the most recent one that passed was my cat son Toby, my poor baby. 😫😭

    • @muratopozturk5211
      @muratopozturk5211 2 года назад +11

      may they rip. that's why I dont adopt or pet a cat. I wouldnt stand the fact that they have a shorter lifespan than us humans and they will eventually die and I will see that moment. I only feed stray cats, pour some catfood each night into their plates fill their bowls with some water and stuff like that.

    • @isa2758
      @isa2758 2 года назад +20

      @@muratopozturk5211 you shouldn't limit your experiences just by fear of the outcome

    • @ericfelds6291
      @ericfelds6291 2 года назад +4

      ❤️

    • @chenbayun9494
      @chenbayun9494 2 года назад +2

      i guess that's against free will

    • @0knothing443
      @0knothing443 2 года назад

      You haven't learned about how everything in this world isn't limitless

  • @phyliciabozzi9414
    @phyliciabozzi9414 8 месяцев назад +1

    I can totally imagine Morgan freeman as god. He has a great voice for it

  • @user-wn8us6yl6w
    @user-wn8us6yl6w 2 года назад +1

    That 🍅 soup scene was epic!

  • @jeremieherard2166
    @jeremieherard2166 2 года назад +39

    Morgan freeman as God is the best choice ever

  • @mattemattics5667
    @mattemattics5667 2 года назад +9

    “God doesn’t take vacations, does he?”
    “Did you ever hear of the Dark Ages?”
    Poor 400-100 AD people 😂

    • @aaronlane8276
      @aaronlane8276 8 месяцев назад

      500 AD-1500AD was the dark ages

  • @staceytowers9056
    @staceytowers9056 2 года назад +22

    0:01 He looks like Nelson Mandela.

    • @BlackyChan2.0
      @BlackyChan2.0 4 месяца назад +4

      Oh buddy, I got news for you 📰

  • @DreddFall04
    @DreddFall04 Год назад

    My mom educated me well with movies like these

  • @brandonkim.
    @brandonkim. 4 месяца назад +1

    Man, jim carrey is such a great actor.