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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 31 тыс.

  • @Dougal-Mcguire
    @Dougal-Mcguire 4 года назад +6997

    "take a deep breath, because our air is crowded with history" - that, my friend, was beautiful

    • @sugarbee6151
      @sugarbee6151 3 года назад +24

      UNDERRATED COMMENT!!! :0

    • @soupboi2364
      @soupboi2364 3 года назад +46

      @@sugarbee6151 Well it’s because he posted a week ago

    • @morethanjustrandom
      @morethanjustrandom 3 года назад +2

      legendary

    • @alexw.1361
      @alexw.1361 3 года назад +13

      @@PietriGuitars this is something I never saw my self considering today. Thank you.

    • @idontcare7961
      @idontcare7961 3 года назад +5

      "Take a deep breath while im brainwashing you with my deceiving content full of lies" - vsauce.

  • @danielraphealblair2427
    @danielraphealblair2427 4 года назад +4855

    7 years after this was posted to youtube. Micheal has now breathed in at least a few of my old molecules. Hope you enjoyed them mate!

    • @chefgiovanni
      @chefgiovanni 3 года назад +76

      He is certainly breathing in our expelled arse gas too.

    • @hobobobo3204
      @hobobobo3204 3 года назад +93

      U don’t like the fact vsausees carbon is in me

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy 3 года назад +74

      I have breathen VSAUCE's carbon.

    • @Naman37a
      @Naman37a 3 года назад +60

      I think he inhaled my fart molecules too

    • @doge8430
      @doge8430 3 года назад +76

      @@Naman37a nah mate i inhaled them all. You had a steak for dinner then? Or some egg sandwiches?

  • @Gadget622
    @Gadget622 8 лет назад +34113

    I vote that Vsauce should replace school.

    • @edgygigas
      @edgygigas 8 лет назад +711

      +Gadget622 vsauce should replace everything

    • @edgygigas
      @edgygigas 8 лет назад +413

      Random Burglar yes :)

    • @alexcutionman4569
      @alexcutionman4569 8 лет назад +105

      I do to!!!!!

    • @matozka1083
      @matozka1083 8 лет назад +42

      lol

    • @nightlightabcd
      @nightlightabcd 8 лет назад +310

      +Victoria Z - That's because your teachers taught you the basics of language and the basic principles of science for you to grasp what he is talking about.

  • @mdavis7298
    @mdavis7298 Год назад +2113

    It's been 10 years to the day since this video was uploaded! Everyone take a deep breath of Michael Steven's brain-air!

    • @jayme3181
      @jayme3181 Год назад +31

      I fart brain fuel.

    • @manavshah8335
      @manavshah8335 Год назад

      @@jayme3181 nah you fart my breath cos i would take a deep sniff of that

    • @audyo14
      @audyo14 Год назад +15

      Thats crazy bro

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Год назад +3

      ​@@jayme3181 is that so we can use a straw?

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Год назад

      ​@@audyo14 elf penis? What happened to the sea cucumber? 😭

  • @zacharywash5156
    @zacharywash5156 4 года назад +10846

    It’s been 7 years. I wonder if Michael has inhaled my brain molecules yet

    • @hoopadacoopada9569
      @hoopadacoopada9569 4 года назад +71

      Zachary Wash same

    • @meetvadim9453
      @meetvadim9453 4 года назад +127

      @@sylv512 stfu your ruining a perfectly good joke

    • @wesleywallen9366
      @wesleywallen9366 4 года назад +134

      He’s dodged most of them.

    • @ceddyd
      @ceddyd 4 года назад +97

      Gotta wait 3 more years for it to mix up completely mate.

    • @frankpower97
      @frankpower97 4 года назад +32

      3 more years to be sure

  • @Ignirium
    @Ignirium 5 лет назад +5345

    So that's why Micheal's so smart, he's absorbing our brains.

    • @ondrazposukie
      @ondrazposukie 4 года назад +23

      he is not smart, he just makes videos... talking about science doesn't make you smart

    • @Ignirium
      @Ignirium 4 года назад +176

      @@ondrazposukie What does make a person smart or more knowledgeable about something in your view?
      Will we discuss the difference between knowledge and wisdom, or the consensus that we can't reach 100% truth about anything from the perspective of hard solipsism, our senses or fractals/chaos theory?
      Communicating what you have learned sounds like a good first indication of wisdom, since all we have is reasonable approximations to develop our knowledge upon.

    • @ondrazposukie
      @ondrazposukie 4 года назад +28

      @@Ignirium Well we don't know whether he is smart or not, as we don't know him. We can only say he has smart enough to make videos like this.
      There is a bias that people that talk about science, preferably rocket science or theoretical physics, most be smarter than porn actors, drivers and manual workers. That's not true, they only know different things. It's just some things are traditionally connected with smartness and some with dumbness. Notice how RUclipsrs are usually considered unintelligent but when they start talking science, they are suddenly intelligent, though still the same person. If you define smartness as the amount of information retained, you must not count what was just selectively obtained for the video.

    • @user-uq1fq6gs3i
      @user-uq1fq6gs3i 4 года назад +65

      Ondřej Vitík // Talking about science does make you smart. Just incase you don’t know. You learn more if you are teaching than you do by listening. If you happened to learn something from listening to this video then I can guarantee that he learned something by teaching it.
      Also to say he isn’t smart is a stupid assumption seeing has he has two bachelors degrees. One in a scientific subject and one in English literature. That makes him very intelligent and his iq is estimated to be 130iq.
      You have no idea what you are talking about

    • @Ignirium
      @Ignirium 4 года назад +14

      @@ondrazposukie Micheal is incredibly smart if you compare him to a lifeform that isn't human, like ant or something. In that perspective he is many many times smarter than what you are comparing him to. What are you comparing him to, He's way smarter than me :)
      Maybe he doesn't dress smart lol, but who needs to.
      Why do you point out the fact that he makes videos as if that lends weight to or creates an argument against his life's experience? What's making videos got to do with "smartness" or knowledge?

  • @Lol-fo2zq
    @Lol-fo2zq 4 года назад +5756

    8:43
    Hitler hears that the Soviets are in Berlin 1945, cololorized

    • @eukaryoticribosome7867
      @eukaryoticribosome7867 4 года назад +229

      You deserve at least 10k likes bro

    • @Max-vf9en
      @Max-vf9en 4 года назад +109

      HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @kingofgranges
      @kingofgranges 4 года назад +131

      One of the best comments I've ever seen, well-deserved like

    • @james10739
      @james10739 4 года назад +17

      I think I was thinking of that clip when he was going on about that

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 года назад +8

      I would pay to watch him say that.

  • @Kinosei30
    @Kinosei30 Год назад +653

    So, now that precisely 10 years have passed since this video, I can be sure I have inhaled at least one air particle from Michael from when he was recording this video. Nice.

  • @teddy8956
    @teddy8956 5 лет назад +2293

    Veritasium: Misconceptions About the Universe
    Vsauce: *S P A C E S T R A W*

  • @Ggirl-zu5fd
    @Ggirl-zu5fd 7 лет назад +4234

    Vsauce as president:
    "Thanks for voting for me, it's an honor, or is it?"
    *cues detective music

  • @SuperIsaiah
    @SuperIsaiah 6 лет назад +1084

    wait soooo... love is in the air??

    • @lorinczadrienjeno4839
      @lorinczadrienjeno4839 6 лет назад +8

      I get it lol

    • @AndrewShepherdLEGO
      @AndrewShepherdLEGO 6 лет назад +4

      Good ooooonnneeee

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 5 лет назад +5

      No, fear is everywhere... because most things are unknown and according to H.P.Lovecraft the fear of the unknown is the strongest emotion of mankind. But that is mostly speculation... or is it because according to... (entire Vsauce video on emotions)

    • @ryanrama3777
      @ryanrama3777 5 лет назад +2

      Daft punk superheroes LOVE IS IN THE AIR

    • @bonstantinbiencke
      @bonstantinbiencke 5 лет назад +2

      Or... is it?

  • @PoisonedRedBerry
    @PoisonedRedBerry Год назад +221

    It's been 10 years since this video was released and I'm just sitting here enjoy some Vsauce flavored air particles

    • @griffencake8072
      @griffencake8072 Год назад +3

      Same bro

    • @advaysatardekar8537
      @advaysatardekar8537 Год назад +7

      But he has been existing before this video, so you have been breathing his brain for a long time now.

    • @PoisonedRedBerry
      @PoisonedRedBerry Год назад +12

      @@advaysatardekar8537 Oh yes, this certainly isn't my first taste of Vsauce brain! but this one was a rare vintage to be sure!

    • @advaysatardekar8537
      @advaysatardekar8537 Год назад +3

      @@PoisonedRedBerry Oh yeah, did you like my brain?

    • @inbsp
      @inbsp 11 месяцев назад +3

      Thanks for your molecules aswell

  • @catswag878
    @catswag878 4 года назад +620

    6:08 You know its gonna be a large (or small in this case) number when it starts on the far left

  • @rubenvelasquez1134
    @rubenvelasquez1134 4 года назад +257

    7 years later and vsauce is still making me think about life.

  • @thomasparker9543
    @thomasparker9543 3 года назад +824

    This video made me cry. I'm 48 years old and my mom died when I was 4. She was 21 at the time and I literally have nothing physical of hers except the DNA she gave me. But hearing the part about breathing molecules of air that was in my mom's brain when she gave birth to me made me realize that she will always be with me, no matter where life takes me. Thank you, Michael.

    • @cc67-94
      @cc67-94 3 года назад +34

      My condolences..

    • @Djuncle
      @Djuncle 3 года назад +20

      Awwwwww.

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta 3 года назад +79

      That’s incredibly uplifting, and I think it’s a great message to take away from this video. I’m sure during those 4 years that she knew you, you meant the world to her, and she’d be overjoyed to know you still keep her in your heart and thoughts

    • @forsaken696
      @forsaken696 3 года назад +5

      Huh

    • @rovercat1067
      @rovercat1067 2 года назад +6

      I’m sorry for you loss.

  • @tombcruisin
    @tombcruisin Год назад +10

    I never imagined I'd be sitting here a decade later, watching this again. I wonder where my breath has traveled since then.

  • @hydrocannons7573
    @hydrocannons7573 8 лет назад +2855

    "Sucking is not attractive." - Michael Stevens, 2013

  • @booschniken3367
    @booschniken3367 4 года назад +1238

    Producer: what do you want to do next Mich-
    Michael: *_S P A C E S T R A W_*

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ 4 года назад +347

    1:29
    "Sucking is not attractive"
    Alright stop talking about me, lets keep talking about atmosphere

    • @guyweiss4714
      @guyweiss4714 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @mityakiselev
      @mityakiselev 4 года назад +5

      let me show you how sucking can be attractive gachiHYPER

    • @stevegaming2006
      @stevegaming2006 4 года назад

      @@mityakiselev ah a fellow moxxer I see? 5Head

    • @Mimikz
      @Mimikz 4 года назад +2

      Sucking 😳

    • @seanjaw5268
      @seanjaw5268 4 года назад

      @@stevegaming2006 indeed, kekw

  • @ravakahr
    @ravakahr Год назад +17

    Weird 10 years later this was recommended to me

    • @bee3965
      @bee3965 2 месяца назад +1

      Same😊

    • @arrren
      @arrren 2 месяца назад +1

      vsauce is timeless

  • @TheSaltyDogg
    @TheSaltyDogg 7 лет назад +2076

    “Sucking is not attractive”...these comments should be good

  • @ATLphotographer
    @ATLphotographer 4 года назад +418

    9:39 so what you're saying is you will literally blow our minds within 10 years?

  • @kliiqy5603
    @kliiqy5603 3 года назад +2278

    when he started talking about breathing he really switched our breathing to manual mode

    • @GreenPB
      @GreenPB 3 года назад +58

      Yeah, and i hate it

    • @yemmohater2796
      @yemmohater2796 3 года назад +182

      nope, you did

    • @unfunnydave5485
      @unfunnydave5485 3 года назад +51

      I am immune to the manual breathing curse

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 3 года назад +112

      i didn’t start manually breathing until i saw your comment. Thanks bro.

    • @Random_entity34
      @Random_entity34 3 года назад +29

      fuck you, ok you did not him.
      a big genuine fuck you. now i have to think about breathing

  • @Verlisify
    @Verlisify Год назад +1

    Ayy 10 Years.

  • @kartokles
    @kartokles 3 года назад +484

    Well, 3 more years til I breathe Michael's brain air.

    • @kartokles
      @kartokles 3 года назад +1

      @Sebbie 9:37
      reverse the roles, look at the upload date.

    • @rovercat1067
      @rovercat1067 2 года назад

      Anyone can cook 🤸🏻🥣

  • @marcusmanzl6755
    @marcusmanzl6755 5 лет назад +745

    9:15 lol why does he look so depressed when he mentions “the first time you fell in love” like he was having flashbacks or something.

    • @protistpoop
      @protistpoop 5 лет назад +43

      @bradley hall what

    • @federicobinaghi8118
      @federicobinaghi8118 5 лет назад +3

      Woah

    • @30zz69
      @30zz69 5 лет назад +17

      bradley hall underrated comment

    • @gabe9502
      @gabe9502 5 лет назад +19

      bradley hall Did you just spam autocomplete on your phone?

    • @acookie7548
      @acookie7548 5 лет назад +4

      i thought that was just his face lmao

  • @tillson8686
    @tillson8686 3 года назад +1796

    Is he saying... I could've breathed in one of Michaels molecules by now? Finally something smart inside of me

    • @lennywhere
      @lennywhere 3 года назад +5

      @Carlos wtf

    • @lordmada1282
      @lordmada1282 3 года назад +72

      That's what she said

    • @collenjr2004
      @collenjr2004 3 года назад +19

      no homo

    • @hmmmmm8716
      @hmmmmm8716 3 года назад +31

      So I hear you want something smart inside of you?

    • @shadowlord0162
      @shadowlord0162 3 года назад +19

      when you shove a smartphone up your a.. then you would technically have something smart inside of you

  • @F.H.W
    @F.H.W Год назад +59

    Oh my god ITS BEEN 10 YEARS!!! I’m currently breathing in Michael’s breath!

    • @F.H.W
      @F.H.W Год назад +5

      HELP I can't stop Breathing In Michael!

    • @seva7500
      @seva7500 Год назад +1

      HELP! I can’t stop blowing Michael!

    • @Nominitro
      @Nominitro Год назад +1

      AAHHH!
      YOU’VE GIT ME DOING IT NOW!

    • @Adamm1413
      @Adamm1413 3 месяца назад

      💀

  • @mmr201
    @mmr201 5 лет назад +369

    Come on Michael, that was a lame excuse to eat the apple.

    • @mymindisdigital
      @mymindisdigital 5 лет назад +12

      I think its the best excuse it took a whole video to explain why he ate 2 bites of it

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom 5 лет назад +3

      When was the last time u ate one tho?

    • @0_-
      @0_- 5 лет назад

      @@Linneom uhhh 10 days ago... Yeah I'm not that healhty

    • @0_-
      @0_- 5 лет назад

      Healthy¿¿¿¿

    • @theoddtrashcan7104
      @theoddtrashcan7104 5 лет назад

      Can we get 1000 subs with Some videos dude just edit your comment to healthy

  • @betzee22
    @betzee22 4 года назад +205

    9:00 every step you make, i‘ll be watching you

    • @ketas
      @ketas 4 года назад +2

      nsa employee anthem?

    • @yaboianz
      @yaboianz 3 года назад +1

      i thought the exact same lmfao

  • @MrBLARG85
    @MrBLARG85 6 лет назад +696

    5 more years to go before I inhale Micheal's brain dust.

  • @dwakim1
    @dwakim1 2 месяца назад +2

    It’s been a little over ten years, Michael. Breathing your thoughts when you made this and my old thoughts when I first watched it. What a wonderful world we live in.

  • @krishnasaraf2137
    @krishnasaraf2137 4 года назад +625

    "humans are itsy bitsy dots, walking through a skinny sky"
    -Vsauce

    • @krishnasaraf2137
      @krishnasaraf2137 4 года назад +3

      @@macanaeh maybe soul...?

    • @deadly.desai2
      @deadly.desai2 4 года назад

      That's what she said.

    • @Vox_Popul1
      @Vox_Popul1 4 года назад +2

      @@macanaeh definitely psychedelic

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 4 года назад

      @@macanaeh huuuuumans are itsy bitsy itsy bitsy spiders crawling in a skinny sky uweskitit bithushe jrinndb rheujswne jejeien

    • @sethjones9480
      @sethjones9480 4 года назад

      @@macanaeh i think a sublime style

  • @hamzasaleh8570
    @hamzasaleh8570 4 года назад +666

    4 years later:
    Oh yeah I can feel some VSAUCE molecules

    • @ThomasTrue
      @ThomasTrue 4 года назад +17

      4 years later: "Wait a minute, THAT'S where I left my keys!"

    • @keimiyazaki7567
      @keimiyazaki7567 4 года назад +7

      Only 3 years left for that vsauce air boys

  • @chargle
    @chargle 5 лет назад +580

    "What do you smoke?"
    "George Washington's brain."

  • @lilarmozaprodigy3516
    @lilarmozaprodigy3516 16 дней назад +5

    It’s been 11 years so now Michael has my molecules

  • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
    @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 4 года назад +198

    Whenever I have a question I go on VSauce and look around and boom: 7-8 years ago he made a video on it.
    I love that.

    • @epicshinji9258
      @epicshinji9258 4 года назад +1

      Or just google it and it will be faster

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 4 года назад +8

      @@epicshinji9258
      Yeah but the answers rent fun and are generally bout something else.

    • @traceyoconnor6378
      @traceyoconnor6378 4 года назад +2

      we all feel that, micheal is amazing. bet hes smart enough to figure that out

    • @Unlimited_Powah
      @Unlimited_Powah 2 года назад

      I have a questio..
      "Ok yes"
      Wha-
      "__________"

    • @tundcwe123
      @tundcwe123 2 года назад +1

      Yoh had a quetion about space straw?

  • @ohareair552
    @ohareair552 4 года назад +1135

    I just watched the intro with my volume off, but I swear I heard him say “Hey Vsauce, Micheal here”

  • @Exploshi
    @Exploshi 5 лет назад +590

    Vsauce in a nutshell:
    Beginning of video: what if you put a straw into earth??
    End: I will breath in your brain!

  • @claymarzobestgoofy
    @claymarzobestgoofy 21 день назад +2

    Vsauce vibes are just the best. Whenever I watch these videos I feel good. Like warm inside.

  • @dbqp5211
    @dbqp5211 5 лет назад +3541

    Her: “so how big is it?🤭😏”
    Me:
    6:56

  • @imyinc
    @imyinc 7 лет назад +333

    *Eats whole onion and breathes out vigorously*

    • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
      @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 7 лет назад +29

      isa chambers Stop that! I'm breathing that air!

    • @sourcandyxxx
      @sourcandyxxx 7 лет назад +7

      isa chambers Onions are tasty

    • @0w0lord30
      @0w0lord30 7 лет назад +4

      isa chambers Goddamnit why does it stink of onion in here!

    • @discordant8543
      @discordant8543 7 лет назад +7

      isa chambers YOU FUCKER (ง'̀-'́)ง

    • @Cheasle2
      @Cheasle2 7 лет назад

      isa chambers yee

  • @matthewfanous8468
    @matthewfanous8468 8 лет назад +845

    wait, i thought we were talking about space straws...

    • @joelshewmaker3567
      @joelshewmaker3567 8 лет назад +70

      matthew fanous
      Welcome to VSauce. Home of the related segway that, by the end of the video, makes you forget the original topic.

    • @matthewfanous8468
      @matthewfanous8468 8 лет назад +12

      Joel Shewmaker yup, that basically sums up all his videos XD, gg

    • @gcwapa2787
      @gcwapa2787 8 лет назад +53

      Joel Shewmaker It tricks you into learning more than your bargained for

    • @thatguyonyoutube807
      @thatguyonyoutube807 7 лет назад +10

      matthew fanous that's vsauce for you
      "As thin as Apple skin"....."sucking isn't attractive"....."the molecules that were in your mothers brain while you were being born have been in your brain at one point"

    • @nightreaver9749
      @nightreaver9749 7 лет назад +1

      Don't you mean emergency induction port?

  • @turb1n3
    @turb1n3 Год назад +8

    I can't remember exactly when I saw this, but I was talking about a similar subject with some friends today and I remembered this video. It's been about 10 years, so I hope some of the molecules from when I was watching this have made it to you, and vice versa.

  • @hazemdweik6321
    @hazemdweik6321 4 года назад +116

    9:40 here you go, 4 years more...

  • @rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven
    @rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven 9 лет назад +1192

    The director said, "Let's make him eat an apple so he looks like even more of a scientist."

    • @Krenshinibon
      @Krenshinibon 9 лет назад +16

      You're sure on that scientist part?:(

    • @daveed2589
      @daveed2589 9 лет назад +142

      *ding*

    • @Cleverest_Clover
      @Cleverest_Clover 9 лет назад +4

      Don't judge him that's the best he could have come up with.

    • @mfdink7128
      @mfdink7128 9 лет назад +5

      Alex M. Thank you for being original.

    • @TheIlidius
      @TheIlidius 9 лет назад +16

      Alex M. he's just ate the philosophical earth dfuq.

  • @nebojsanikolic254
    @nebojsanikolic254 4 года назад +96

    I love how he goes from a specific theme at the beggining to a random ass one at the end... And still amazes us xD

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 4 года назад +2

      And names the title something questioning

    • @rusky6759
      @rusky6759 4 года назад

      Ejj si hrvat??

  • @Kraklin
    @Kraklin Год назад +9

    10 years later...

  • @lucy6472
    @lucy6472 7 лет назад +75

    At the end
    But what if I hold my breath while he says thanks for watching?

  • @newcrossjudo1333
    @newcrossjudo1333 4 года назад +54

    V sauce is the only Chanel that hasn’t changed this decade

    • @quakeknight9680
      @quakeknight9680 4 года назад +1

      Its Vsauce.

    • @azadanzans5359
      @azadanzans5359 4 года назад

      Except when it died

    • @maxonwolf5841
      @maxonwolf5841 4 года назад +1

      Techinally it used to be a dedicated gaming channel

    • @hennessy6890
      @hennessy6890 4 года назад

      @@maxonwolf5841 Holy shit that's fucking crazy!! Hard to believe he started out making weird gaming and reaction videos to slightly weird but awesome science stuff.

  • @feminazi2542
    @feminazi2542 8 лет назад +31

    1:15 you know shit is gonna go down if you hear that music

  • @godlyleviathan4984
    @godlyleviathan4984 8 месяцев назад +8

    its been 10 years guys.......

    • @ShargDudu-wf6hi
      @ShargDudu-wf6hi 6 месяцев назад

      This video was made closer to 2003 than it was today

    • @dylan-kt7kd
      @dylan-kt7kd 3 месяца назад

      @@ShargDudu-wf6hinever say that again

    • @Guardrailkid
      @Guardrailkid 3 месяца назад

      10 years in the joint

  • @wolowolowolowolowolowolowo2417
    @wolowolowolowolowolowolowo2417 6 лет назад +1422

    Me: Imma watch this video about something called a space straw....hmmm.....
    Michael, around the end of the vid: One breath likely contains at least a few molecules that was in your mother's head when she was giving birth to you...

    • @7wrenchbench
      @7wrenchbench 5 лет назад +13

      your pfp is gay

    • @chrisakaschulbus4903
      @chrisakaschulbus4903 5 лет назад +73

      @@7wrenchbench you don't know anything... i could shit two apples and a cactus and it still would be more important or interesting than your comment...

    • @7wrenchbench
      @7wrenchbench 5 лет назад +9

      @@chrisakaschulbus4903 says the nigga with no pfp at all

    • @chrisakaschulbus4903
      @chrisakaschulbus4903 5 лет назад +42

      @@7wrenchbench how do you know that i didn't added the letter "C" and the purple background myself?

    • @7wrenchbench
      @7wrenchbench 5 лет назад +3

      @@chrisakaschulbus4903 i have super powers

  • @elkronnie6500
    @elkronnie6500 6 лет назад +35

    I keep thinking that it's impossible for Michael to blow my mind with as mundane a topic as air...but then that music drops.

  • @aplaguedoctor406
    @aplaguedoctor406 8 лет назад +2724

    So each time I breathe in theres a chance I'm breathing in molecules that were inside my crush? #neverlonely

    • @General12th
      @General12th 8 лет назад +241

      That's not creepy at all.

    • @xvoperel4342
      @xvoperel4342 8 лет назад +8

      Electrickoolaid A lmao

    • @kaidwyer2360
      @kaidwyer2360 8 лет назад +66

      Electrickoolaid A This makes me want to cry.

    • @sherrigofdenmark2823
      @sherrigofdenmark2823 7 лет назад +201

      I am breathing your sadness. It tastes wonderful.

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 7 лет назад +74

      It's not just a chance; statistically, it's extremely likely.

  • @mattjones5105
    @mattjones5105 4 месяца назад +2

    Vsauce is how I found my special interests over a decade ago, before I learned I was autistic just 2 years or so ago. I love space and science and learning about the physical world around me. In the age of information, so many people, that I've been surrounded by at least, are so ignorant of the way things work.

  • @necronomicon1472
    @necronomicon1472 4 года назад +260

    "Every breath you take..."
    -The Police

    • @omqthijs3641
      @omqthijs3641 4 года назад +47

      That comment didn’t age well

    • @necronomicon1472
      @necronomicon1472 4 года назад +5

      @@omqthijs3641 I just quoted a timeless song.

    • @omqthijs3641
      @omqthijs3641 4 года назад +14

      Necronomicon I know , and I was just making a dark joke

    • @gavinklein4998
      @gavinklein4998 4 года назад

      lmao

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 4 года назад +2

      Omathijs
      Ohhhh.....

  • @niceman1ful
    @niceman1ful 9 лет назад +119

    everytime i watch your videos i always ask myself "what is life?"

    • @gabbyb9169
      @gabbyb9169 9 лет назад

      Same...

    • @NLferdiNL.
      @NLferdiNL. 9 лет назад +3

      A milkshake of atoms.

    • @jacksims8018
      @jacksims8018 9 лет назад +27

      mans cha Baby don't hurt me

    • @Andreas_Mann
      @Andreas_Mann 9 лет назад +1

      Jack Sims i thought the same fucking thing and when i saw your comment i laughed out loud

    • @c0smix7
      @c0smix7 9 лет назад +2

      mans cha life is one's journey through life ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @Fran_5
    @Fran_5 6 лет назад +429

    Ok I'm gonna need y'all to stop breathing my brain please. TY.

  • @lonishthummanah3090
    @lonishthummanah3090 2 месяца назад +2

    It has been more than 10 years. It happened. We can all die in peace now.

  • @xylenox6112
    @xylenox6112 7 лет назад +391

    I'm not eating my brain.
    I'm breathing my brain.

  • @subzero3452
    @subzero3452 6 лет назад +130

    Wait... do vacuums not work in Denver Colorado?

    • @maddyschad6649
      @maddyschad6649 6 лет назад +6

      Not unless it's made for higher altitudes.

    • @danielchurch2407
      @danielchurch2407 6 лет назад +5

      Yes I live there and we just use regular vacuums

    • @conradcasebolt2391
      @conradcasebolt2391 5 лет назад +1

      Austin R the Raiders are like vacuums when they come up here to Denver. They actually suck a lot more

  • @MistaChris
    @MistaChris 8 лет назад +670

    "Sucking is not attractive"
    - Vsauce 2013

  • @Left-handed-liberal
    @Left-handed-liberal Год назад +2

    This is now 10 years old. Enjoy some of my 02.

  • @wyndstryder
    @wyndstryder 8 лет назад +261

    Since farts contain CO2, does that mean that that we all breath in all the farts ever farted since our atmosphere was created?
    That's kinda shitty

  • @ivanintroduzcaalgo9739
    @ivanintroduzcaalgo9739 5 лет назад +100

    Video title: space straw
    Vsause: every breath you take as been already taken

    • @theblob2937
      @theblob2937 4 года назад +3

      That's called stealing

    • @Max_G4
      @Max_G4 4 года назад +5

      So...
      You're breathtaking!

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 4 года назад +1

      Max G4
      Ayyyyy

  • @wef6146
    @wef6146 3 года назад +23

    1:39 I like how he felt the need to include a png of a vacuum cleaner, just incase you've never seen a vacuum before.

  • @krja7303
    @krja7303 Год назад +2

    After ten years and I am finally recommended for this video.

  • @JamisCasusa
    @JamisCasusa 3 года назад +192

    8:59
    Michael: "Every breath you take"
    Me: "Every move you make"

  • @sethgrasse9082
    @sethgrasse9082 7 лет назад +92

    *MIND IS EXPLODING MORE VIOLENTLY THAN USUAL*

  • @xiipa1_radityanarendra970
    @xiipa1_radityanarendra970 4 года назад +278

    9:37
    “And keep breathing”
    Okay

    • @mynameisvelk
      @mynameisvelk 4 года назад +35

      There go my plans for the weekend...

    • @tawfekbaseel7377
      @tawfekbaseel7377 4 года назад +12

      Thank god he reminded me!
      I almost forgot to breathe

    • @Hypercube9
      @Hypercube9 4 года назад +3

      YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!

    • @RealJoePool
      @RealJoePool 4 года назад +1

      @@tawfekbaseel7377 you know who else forgot to breathe

    • @dhruv7935
      @dhruv7935 3 года назад

      *Turns manual breathing on*

  • @baeddanfrance7110
    @baeddanfrance7110 Год назад +2

    michael has breathed my brain at this point

  • @noahaztor5609
    @noahaztor5609 6 лет назад +142

    "Keep breathing". Good advice. I needed that...

  • @MMrandomdude12
    @MMrandomdude12 8 лет назад +175

    For every breath you take, it is mathematically probable that one molecule was in Julius Ceasar's dying breath. Or anyone's dying breath for that matter (assuming they haven't died too recently). Newton, Einstein, Bohr, Jesus, Plato, Aristotle, Pythagoras, William the Conqueror, Henry VIII, JFK, John Lennon, and the first human that ever existed are all in your breath. In fact, pretty much every person who has ever lived, is in each and every breath you take.
    That's pretty fucking cool if you ask me.

    • @micah_lee
      @micah_lee 8 лет назад +2

      No, at least everyone who died in the last 10 years. Soo maybe steve jobs?

    • @EnurjiTJ
      @EnurjiTJ 8 лет назад +15

      I read the first part and expected ", every step you take" to be next 😂

    • @caasinosral8748
      @caasinosral8748 8 лет назад +2

      +Catux Jr I'll be watching you

    • @deathslayer4600
      @deathslayer4600 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @deathslayer4600
      @deathslayer4600 8 лет назад

      ***** I have a question: Why do you have to ruin a good comment chain?

  • @ebrahimlasheen8310
    @ebrahimlasheen8310 3 года назад +345

    “Exhales”
    These molecules are for my future wife

  • @doughboi007
    @doughboi007 7 месяцев назад +1

    I really miss these videos

  • @nohandslucas
    @nohandslucas 2 года назад +234

    Only one year left until Michael breathes in molecules that have been on my brain

  • @macandcheese7632
    @macandcheese7632 9 лет назад +2841

    Stop talking about breathing. I have to do it manually now.

    • @pedroandrade9500
      @pedroandrade9500 9 лет назад +109

      tyler hebert darkness my old friend...

    • @Fiddlesticks86
      @Fiddlesticks86 9 лет назад +148

      +tyler hebert I get that too... So annoying...

    • @finthegeek
      @finthegeek 9 лет назад +120

      +tyler hebert great now i'm conscious of my breathing and having to pay attention to it as well...god damn it :)

    • @finthegeek
      @finthegeek 9 лет назад +13

      +tyler hebert great now i'm conscious of my breathing and having to pay attention to it as well...god damn it :)

    • @finthegeek
      @finthegeek 9 лет назад +37

      It did stop and now 5 hours later I am reminded again because I saw the comment again lol.... I'm doooooooomed

  • @shaywilliamson421
    @shaywilliamson421 7 лет назад +225

    I would love to go to one of this guy's lectures

  • @duncanchin
    @duncanchin 3 дня назад +1

    The video was posted over then years ago. That means it already happened and I’m only realising now

  • @sherrigofdenmark2823
    @sherrigofdenmark2823 7 лет назад +353

    I am breathing your screams,
    I can taste your worst nightmares.

    • @furinick
      @furinick 7 лет назад +14

      i am breathing the air a lafy having an orgasm, that is nice
      *unzips pants*

    • @alexandramehler1005
      @alexandramehler1005 7 лет назад +2

      What are you? Gordon Ramsey

    • @maddiem76
      @maddiem76 7 лет назад

      Ok then........

    • @twobuddies6410
      @twobuddies6410 7 лет назад

      Sherrig Ofdenmark aa

    • @FerretPlayz
      @FerretPlayz 7 лет назад +2

      Sherrig Ofdenmark my math teacher!??

  • @nicky_tdbp5353
    @nicky_tdbp5353 6 лет назад +354

    8:42 Germans don't agree
    ...

  • @coolseaking3757
    @coolseaking3757 3 года назад +500

    Vsauce: "You're breathing air that everyone has already inhaled"
    Me: * Stops breathing *

    • @Kromiball
      @Kromiball 3 года назад +10

      RIP Germaphobic people

    • @ahmedalfatih7723
      @ahmedalfatih7723 3 года назад +10

      To be honest that kinda sus

    • @rovercat1067
      @rovercat1067 2 года назад +15

      Bro I got in trouble for that and my punishment was I had to sleep in a uncomfortable bed called a coffin.

    • @genehunsinger3981
      @genehunsinger3981 2 года назад +1

      @Cool

    • @myla2495
      @myla2495 Год назад

      @@ahmedalfatih7723 yall detecting slightest amount of sus everywhere 🗿

  • @Checkitout-gi8nc
    @Checkitout-gi8nc 7 дней назад +1

    7:06 thanks for making me breathe manually against

  • @jeffersonfan393
    @jeffersonfan393 5 лет назад +149

    SPACE STRAW
    I don't need sleep, I need answers.

    • @Marie-qv6on
      @Marie-qv6on 4 года назад +1

      3:10 AM as I’m writing this. I have to get up at 8 tomorrow... I hate my life

    • @Ale-qf1pm
      @Ale-qf1pm 4 года назад

      Nigga why you in every comment section?

    • @jeffersonfan393
      @jeffersonfan393 4 года назад

      Sans me personally or ppl with my pic?

    • @Ale-qf1pm
      @Ale-qf1pm 4 года назад

      @@jeffersonfan393 no it's always you, idk why you keep being in my vids' comment sections

  • @Dave-og2ui
    @Dave-og2ui 7 лет назад +185

    hey girl, would you like to perform an action where the matter in a region of higher pressure flows to a region of lower pressure?

    • @Goldennote
      @Goldennote 7 лет назад +6

      THIS IS FREAKING GENIUS LIKELIKELIKELIKE

    • @Dave-og2ui
      @Dave-og2ui 7 лет назад +1

      thanks lol

    • @x_x5009
      @x_x5009 7 лет назад +5

      David Mertens Vsuacey way of asking

    • @hassemees2054
      @hassemees2054 7 лет назад +9

      This is the only way to get me to have sex with someone

    • @johnylikesfreedom
      @johnylikesfreedom 7 лет назад +3

      David Mertens So you want her to perform diffusion to you? 😐

  • @B3Band
    @B3Band 9 лет назад +1408

    1:29 He's lying, ladies.

  • @JROD_
    @JROD_ Год назад +1

    Watching this 10 years later really hits different

  • @randoml97
    @randoml97 11 лет назад +33

    Ahh the sweet smell of memories.

  • @esteban4284
    @esteban4284 8 лет назад +1535

    this guy should be president

  • @Kii_ruu
    @Kii_ruu 10 лет назад +24

    Oh yeah.... this was about a space straw.

  • @Eidolon1andOnly
    @Eidolon1andOnly Год назад +1

    I watched this video only a few weeks past its 10 year anniversary.

  • @BlockrealmMC124
    @BlockrealmMC124 10 лет назад +27

    I couldn't keep a straight face when he just bit the apple and stared at the camera so intently.

  • @dimledimledim
    @dimledimledim 6 лет назад +88

    the ending was epic af

  • @Supremax67
    @Supremax67 3 года назад +194

    Dr.: "An apple a day keeps me away."
    Michael: "An apple a day and I can make everyone think twice about our ozone."

    • @gandalf8216
      @gandalf8216 3 года назад +1

      Dr.: "An apple a day keeps me away."
      Dentist: "Yes... Yeees, eat that apple. DESTROY thy gums, a shred of PEEL DEEP UNDER TOOTH, MWAAAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!"

    • @jodiwilliams2602
      @jodiwilliams2602 3 года назад +6

      @@gandalf8216 the apple was an analogy for the earth, but he removed a HUUUUUUGE chunk from it.
      Conclusion: don’t fuck with Micheal

    • @caincawkwell8092
      @caincawkwell8092 2 года назад +3

      @@jodiwilliams2602 Michael just ate South America off the map

  • @ximo
    @ximo Год назад +3

    Hey Michaael Ximo here, it's now more that 10 years so I hope that my brain molecules have arrive safe to you, great video!

  • @uncleruckus4124
    @uncleruckus4124 4 года назад +127

    "Everything's recycled"
    *Me looking down at my coffee, thinking if I'm drinking a part of Stalin, Hitler, and Michael* : Huh.

    • @purpl3grape
      @purpl3grape 3 года назад +3

      A few droplets may have gone through the ganges river

    • @appletree3541
      @appletree3541 3 года назад +1

      Needs 1 more like

    • @thorny8013
      @thorny8013 3 года назад +2

      @@purpl3grape lol "their sins have been forgiven"

    • @lesbiantrump4230
      @lesbiantrump4230 3 года назад +3

      Technically my baby is part Hitler

    • @cheeseman4199
      @cheeseman4199 3 года назад +1

      Less go 100th like

  • @karl207
    @karl207 6 лет назад +584

    If the earth is recycled then are we TRASH?

    • @Chigger
      @Chigger 6 лет назад +33

      We would be even if we weren't recycled matter.

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 5 лет назад +13

      According to my research the answer is... there is no such thing as trash that is truly garbage, in fact most of it is reused, both by humans and by the environment.

    • @jamesdriscoll9405
      @jamesdriscoll9405 5 лет назад

      According to the Steve Miller Band, your cash ain't no-thin but!

    • @weirdo6821
      @weirdo6821 5 лет назад +1

      Earth sometimes recycles itself

    • @snowman7514
      @snowman7514 5 лет назад

      We are made about of well-processed trash. So we aren't really trash

  • @pierfrancescopeperoni
    @pierfrancescopeperoni 4 года назад +543

    Me: What is left?
    Vsauce: We will soon run out of helium.
    Me: So, how much mass does the Earth lose every year?
    Vsauce: You are breathing my brain.

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 2 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @genehunsinger3981
      @genehunsinger3981 2 года назад +6

      @PIER,,I pity the person that's gotta breath MY last nights bean chili and beer "gas's".lol

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Год назад

      Slow down guys we're going to get caught 😂

    • @daveslamjam
      @daveslamjam Год назад

      we actually will not run out of helium anytime soon, fortunately!

    • @nightglide_
      @nightglide_ Год назад +1

      @@daveslamjamor will we?

  • @goldadekoya9173
    @goldadekoya9173 Год назад +1

    Watching this 10yrs later