Hey! I actually was the original commenter of this theory idea! Thank you so much for using it! Not so thrilled I had to survive eating off of mushrooms and spoiled food, but glad that Theorista and I made it out! (EDIT) I have a video up on my channel proving that this was my comment :)
I bet you could make a video about getting your credit stolen if that's the case! Who knows? Maybe mat could make a video on it! A theory about anonymous people online or how to tell who's who online or in a case where there are twins or some such. Maybe mat could make his last channel about myth busting or figuring out ways to make myths real! (I know it's unrelated to the rest of the comment but it would be a fun idea)
Agree. Food alone may be for survival, but it isn't really a thriving way to live. The man stuck inside may need to do more than eating to be able to truly live that long.
The thing i learned in here No matter how rich we are farming is one of the most needed things to survive and massive respect to those farmers who supply us foods everyday
@@demosthenes995 Another kid younger than Minecraft players adding 'fact'/truth / real to their comment to feel better and get likes from other low iq viewers.
@@eavyeavy2864 i admit im poor but in terms of food production farmers are crucial for people to survive not all people have the skills and knowledge about farming If most people will stop the farming especially wheat most bakeries and pastry shop will force to close and will sky the unemployment and not to mention it will be bad for the nation's economy, and if the economy is falling the number of criminals will sky rocketed and will be hard to control. I admit i am poor but i think more wise and why those farmers are crucial in our daily lives in supplying foods Even your money will be worthless if the economy is falling If we only rely on meat only it will offset the nutritional balance
I work at a grocery store and this is my zombie apocalypse plan. The main difference of not being alone. My store also has gardening soil and with roof access, the garden could theoretically be the size of the roof. Thank you for the idea of dehydrating. That's getting added to the list of things to learn
I'm just thinking about matpat going through a grocery store and cataloging every single item in the store for 6 hours, and just being watched by all the staff
Thats just a normal day at my retail store when we are inventoring. The amount of wierd looks we we have to count how many cans of fruit by hand is insane
New staff member: who is this guy? Is he crazy? Should we call the cops? Older staff member: nah that's just matpat. Just leave him be, he'll tire himself out soon
As a grocery store manager i can attest that we would have the whole store at some point walk by and gawk at the idiot counting everything on the shelves... honestly wouldn't be the first time lol
The most insane thing about this whole video is the fact it took her SIXTY THREE YEARS to find Walmart. I've been to the US and they're easier to find than a US flag in a southern state
@Emil Ratinen dude. what the heck did you expect from the comments other than people talking about the video Like, then why did you come to the comments anyways
Why I love Matt, he could have found the mushroom thing first and just presented that, but he still did all of the math and calculated everything without it to find the total time based on products alone.
wouldn't he strave or dehydrate a few weeks after? i mean no normal size store has enough Water and anything you can drink that lasts 63 years or did i missunderstand the video?
There is one factor you might have forgotten: though the building is not powered, the machines that are not opened can still keep their temperatures for a while, especially if those are well-sealed. This significantly can extend the lifetime of items that are inside refrigerators.
He's smoking and salting the meats regardless of whether or not the fridges could hypothetically keep the meat fresh. Why risk losing the meats when you can just salt and smoke them? Even if Lord Apples's guess is right. You can at most buy yourself 1 week WHILE risking completely destroying your stomach with a bacterial infection. Not a risk worth taking.
The others make good points, but we're also assuming worst case scenario for Evan. those fridges really probably just bought him the time to prepare those foods
@@christiansouthwick4712 well that extra fridge life can be used to extend the time Evan could use dairy products or other frozen foods like pizza. Plus most meat sections aren’t behind doors anyway so they wouldn’t be part of this equation
Evan: **creates a compost pile** Matthew: ...but he dies before dear Theorista can find him. If only there was a way to- Me: **sobbing** Help him, Matt Damon, you’re our only hope!!
As a commercial mushroom farmer I love that mushrooms saved Evan. We are at the mercy of mushrooms. They'll either keep us alive or turn us into zombies.
Congrats, Evan. You have inspired a youtube video based on living off of a grocery store during the apocalypse. You are truly the best of us to be blessed by the Theorist Himself.
Plot twist: Evan is actually stuck in a grocery store and has asked this because he really needs to know how long he has to live Edit: I’ve come back to say that for some reason RUclips has decided to start giving me notifications on this comment again. Hello everyone how have you been? One year of my biggest comment has been reached, yay.
In this case, when in doubt, go into a store with an “outdoor” area: those places are most likely to have a section where there are grills, smokers, charcoal, wood, potting soil, produce seeds, and other essentials.
Also I feel like the store would have generators so he could hook one of those bad boys up into the freezer and store meat for even longer, and store them in salt to
And he’s all “screw everyone else, this massive cache of food is ALL mine!”. Hopefully none of those zombie-aliens smell the smoked meats on day 1 through the open window, otherwise Evan ain’t making it very long in there...
If this is just the "regular" store than just imagine if it was Costco where they sell things by the boatload. Evan could make a whole society in there
Fun fact: wet cat and dog food aren't disgusting to eat. They have almost no flavour as they have a high amount of grain in there. It's like...a little bit of meat, lots of grain.
The shitty ones you shouldn't be feeding even to your pets are mostly filler. But the better ones with high meat content are most likely very different
You could watch Glock9's Dishong Tower series, where he takes that tower from '7 days to die' and has an entire series about surviving just inside of it. Trying to grow plants on the roof and all. He even made 2 seasons of it when they reworked the tower.
I'll do you one better. I've never seen an apocalypse where a lock of any kind would keep out other survivors (or alien overlords), most of whom will have weapons and will take all your food from you.
It should be noted that Stater Bros. Is also my local grocery store, so I went today to confirm this. No windows. I'm pretty sure Matthew Patthew even addressed this in his "Get in and out!" Grocery store theory, but I can't remember for certain.
I think the idea is to consume calories that would go bad first. It would take 8 years before the need to get into more long term calories such as alcohol arose.
If that's me i would literally mix them with rain water just like medieval people did to their water supply, and use it as sanitizer, can't risk infection lmao
But will she still want him after 60 years? Maybe she's found somebody else who didn't rely on the remnants of the old world but has set up his own farm to grow new crops. Plus they might have access to streams for easier cleaning!
@@iodicacid2268 With waste or no, the problem is that humans are social creatures, without anyone to talk to, it’s going to be difficult to stay sane there.
@@lamfan3591 true but if you have enough food and water to sustain yourself plus a loved one who you presume is alive, all of those factors help to keep your will high and not go completely insane.
Yikes. Poor Evan must have gone insane. Not being able to talk to a person for so long, when humans are naturally social creatures, he would be insane.
There are a few stores with animals for sale. A Walmart near me sells fish. Firstly, he could farm those fish for food, but he could also get comforted by them too. Im also pretty sure that things like drawing and writing to keep you occupied can help too. I think there may be a shop that sells other pets too, but im not sure on that.
@@sparklingbeauty95 what if there will be some kind of national holiday making the shop closed for like 3 days so the restocl group would arrive on the night of the 3rd day
@@danielkellerman8674 well after that many years you would think it would have died down+ his true love can get there safely so clearly there is more than a 0% chance of him surviving out there
@@danielkellerman8674 Perhaps there could be enough material in the store to make actual bombs and ammunition. As for how....it depends on whether or not the store has books for that
She meet Evans best friend and 'survived together' had babies etc and when she finally started getting dementia regressed back to the time she loved Evan wandered off and ended up at the magic grocery store that no one else found zombies didn't break in, the roof didn't fail after 20-30 years of neglect. And Evan was never hurt or fell down and also didn't go stark raving mad....
When Matpat was mentioning the last thing that Evan could've done to survive just a Little bit longer, I turned to the dark side. I thought he was going to turn this dark and mention auto cannibalism. Shame on me
nah it's not worth it, so much energy will be lost writhing in pain and healing the wound, plus your body already eats itself when starved, do you see the images that come from famines?
I work in a grocery store. There's more food than what's on the salesfloor. The backroom is packed with extra food, not only stacked in the bins, but on palettes straight off the truck. Some palettes are just water bottles alone (handy for when city water gets turned off) You also have the entire freight truck to work with if your apocalypse starts right after a delivery. (And miniscule addition, but break rooms usually have vending machines and fridges where employees keep their food)
Food theory idea: how to get the most bang for your buck at a buffet. Which items should you eat the most of to maximize your dollar. Which do we avoid because they aren’t cost effective and are too filling to really maximize your meal.
aka how to bankrupt buffets so that they aren't economically viable anymore in 10 years so that you will never be able to take your children to eat at one in the future
Forgot about all the canning supplies in a grocery store. Considering spoilage you can probably feed 10 people for their entire life in a single grocery store. With all the division of labor probably pretty comfy.
But he would lose weight over time. If he can get a calorie surplus by farming, then he can also exercise and gain weight after starting the farm. So if he only ate the minimum until the farm was going, he would gain back the weight he lost initially. But then again, if he knows the farm will sustain him that well, he won't bother conserving and will eat plentifully before and after the farm starts up. And thus he will become jacked
Imagine even finds out theorista was actually killed in front of the locked door because of the zombies while evan was asleep and he just never noticed
Theorista is probably an anime protagonist about a journey to the specific grocery store Evan's in, it's been 7 seasons and she is STILL going on a journey to the grocery store Edit: I have come back from the future, season 32 and she still isn't there yet
You forgot one other thing in the store: vinegar. Pickling some of those fruits and veggies will make them last longer. Theoretically, between drying and pickling, you wouldn't have to sacrifice any of that fresh produce. Personally, I prefer pickling in lemon or lime juice (and there'd also be plenty of that), but any port in a storm, as they say.
@@pbower4378 We’re already kinda assuming this guy has the hypothetical max knowledge of rationing and food preservation, so this seems pretty expected.
@@pbower4378 that’s the issue here? Not the untouched grocery store in the post apocalyptic world, the problem is the creativity and knowledge of an average American? Which of course implies that this video assumes Evan is an average American.
@@robertdevito5001 by that measure, both meat curing and farming is out. Also, the question is how long *could* somebody survive, not how long an average American *will* survive for
In a post-apocalyptic world, with all of the knowledge on random s*** he's accumulated over the years, Matt is clearly an IDEAL person to have in your group.
A few days ago MrBeast uploaded a video like this. He put someone in a store and gave him 10,000 Dollars per day with the catch of him having to sell 10,000 Dollars worth of product. I think its amazing how he must have planned this two years before uploading the actual video..
Obviously, Theorista was late because she was leading the rebellions against the zombie aliens, wanting to make the world safe once again so she and Evan could raise their child in a peaceful world.
Imagine 500 years down the line where the entire grocery store is full of different families and multiple houses reside in the small 30,000 ft of the supermarket. There’s a farming district where the produce used to be and people are even branching out to the roof. It is called, Evanland
And after generations the humans living inside literally start to mutate and evolve to compensate for less calorie consumption and higher immune systems to battle the growing germ population in a enclosed space,
Most stores will have a tool section or have some tools in the back somewhere. Use those to break up the concrete floor and dig down to the dirt underneath. That will give you more growing area for crops.
I’m completely convinced That my life is never wasted watching videos like this, I never knew mushrooms and potatoes could sustain me for years. Thanks MatPat, out here saving lives.
@@penapvp2230 and proceeded to spend the rest of its battery life writing it down word for word in the "back to school" Isle, on a pink diary for ages 8+
@Megan The AnimatronicBut he prepared for that by downloading the vid on his phone for offline usage and his phone already has 100 percent and proceeded to spend the battery life writing it down word for word in the "back to school" Isle, on a pink diary for ages 8+
@@mak3x7 bro don’t tell me you wouldn’t go through psychological torture in a apocalypse. And i highly doubt the lights from the grocery store in a apocalypse would still have power
@@mak3x7i don't think is proven because in the mrbeast video every time you pass a day you get 10k but you to give back 10k worth of stuff and in the video when the power went off alex had to give away the meats and on top of that alex literally flooded the grocery store at the end
Evan is a true hero. He survived in Asda all alone, with nothing but his brain and several thousand calories of food for decades. Thank you for making a meme Evan, you survived alone for decades using a meme idea. Bravo, sir, bravo. You’ve made Theorista a very happy woman.
Man, 63 years. If we assume she was 20 before the apocalypse as a best case scenario, she'd be in her 80s. That's a pretty badass 80 year old woman if she did end up coming to the store after surviving all the aliens, zombies, and alien zombies.
Good to know, thx
WTF
ok
Oh you are going to do it
Oh No 😨😨😨
WTF
Hey! I actually was the original commenter of this theory idea! Thank you so much for using it! Not so thrilled I had to survive eating off of mushrooms and spoiled food, but glad that Theorista and I made it out!
(EDIT) I have a video up on my channel proving that this was my comment :)
Darn, if thats true someone else might be taking your credit!
The king himself. Or Qween
I hope Matpat gets the whole thing figured out!
I bet you could make a video about getting your credit stolen if that's the case! Who knows? Maybe mat could make a video on it! A theory about anonymous people online or how to tell who's who online or in a case where there are twins or some such. Maybe mat could make his last channel about myth busting or figuring out ways to make myths real! (I know it's unrelated to the rest of the comment but it would be a fun idea)
replying to this so i can save it
yep hes real 😳
As a guy named Evan who has worked in a grocery store, I was thrilled to see this.
Ha epic
@@iammadeoffairydust F
epic
My name is Evan
@@iswiftyfox8997 Cool
Took MrBeast 2 years, but he really put this video to a practical test.
True bro true
Worth the wait though, I’m surprised he never mentioned food theory in the video for the idea
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True he had to plan them
Okay but you seriously didn't factor in my lack of self control. All those fruits and snacks and chocolates will be gone so so fast.
my adhd: finally, our battle will be legendary
Or food wastage in general. Living with your own waste and rotting food definitely is a vomit-worthy environment.
Agree. Food alone may be for survival, but it isn't really a thriving way to live. The man stuck inside may need to do more than eating to be able to truly live that long.
Meanwhile I wouldn’t even touch those snacks.
@@whythehellnot6502 vomit=more mushrooms 😂
The thing i learned in here
No matter how rich we are farming is one of the most needed things to survive and massive respect to those farmers who supply us foods everyday
Truth!
ture
Only peasant with no money saying this
@@demosthenes995 Another kid younger than Minecraft players adding 'fact'/truth / real to their comment to feel better and get likes from other low iq viewers.
@@eavyeavy2864 i admit im poor but in terms of food production farmers are crucial for people to survive not all people have the skills and knowledge about farming
If most people will stop the farming especially wheat most bakeries and pastry shop will force to close and will sky the unemployment and not to mention it will be bad for the nation's economy, and if the economy is falling the number of criminals will sky rocketed and will be hard to control.
I admit i am poor but i think more wise and why those farmers are crucial in our daily lives in supplying foods
Even your money will be worthless if the economy is falling
If we only rely on meat only it will offset the nutritional balance
Can we all just thank Evan for this episode? Since this is one of the most interesting episodes imo.
Thank you Evan.
No
No
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
Yeah was a pretty cool idea of him.
No problem guys
You’re welcome!
I work at a grocery store and this is my zombie apocalypse plan. The main difference of not being alone. My store also has gardening soil and with roof access, the garden could theoretically be the size of the roof. Thank you for the idea of dehydrating. That's getting added to the list of things to learn
Good plan
Man, Evan must be so happy. Food Theory legit wrote a fan fiction of the guy for the episode.
Ahem😏
@@evanthirasack Is that really you?
@@magiguy7897 no Evans name is just Evan and it’s a different profile picture
Yup pretty much
That's not him only two comments
Short answer: waaaaaaaay longer than you would want to.
Or expected. I usually thought like a month, then again I thought it'd be like a homeless guy that just lived in there before being thrown out
I I agree biggreenblob
Everything for theorista
This could be made into a movie
Me tak
Scale this up from a Stater Bros. to a Wal-Mart and you've got a whole garden department full of soil to work with.
I was thinking the same thing
And the added bonus of a lockable, enclosed, but open to sunlight, air, and rain area to do your farming.
"Mmmm, this soil sure tastes really good"
I was thinking this too
It'd need to be a super walmart though, otherwise it wouldn't have everything a typical grocery store does.
"Life gave you lemons and you made dehydrated lemons" - Matpat 2021
love that quote
I'm just thinking about matpat going through a grocery store and cataloging every single item in the store for 6 hours, and just being watched by all the staff
Lol as if it was just Matt. Imagine a whole theorist team with walkie talkies and maps.
That's not normal because I do it every single day.
Thats just a normal day at my retail store when we are inventoring. The amount of wierd looks we we have to count how many cans of fruit by hand is insane
New staff member: who is this guy? Is he crazy? Should we call the cops?
Older staff member: nah that's just matpat. Just leave him be, he'll tire himself out soon
As a grocery store manager i can attest that we would have the whole store at some point walk by and gawk at the idiot counting everything on the shelves... honestly wouldn't be the first time lol
I'm more amazed at how she lived for that long honestly with the zombie aliens and, most likely, limited amount of food.
Women don’t need as many calories to live
@@bobcatgaming7492 Unless they're pregnant, then they're eating for at least two.
She put all her skill points into Farming.
@@scrollix1 she will have a kid
In another store
The most insane thing about this whole video is the fact it took her SIXTY THREE YEARS to find Walmart. I've been to the US and they're easier to find than a US flag in a southern state
😂 underrated comment
Hi Patterz.
Well, depends on what southern state were talking about, where I unfortunately live theres about 10 flags her square football field
it wasnt a walmart
@@diamonddynamite1557 They said that for reference. Too many people can't take jokes
We will miss u MatPat.
Yeah…
But Santi is good tho
@@G1_Thundercracker fr
Is he ded
@@cgy.2812 nope
Just retirement
But you can see him at GT Live
@@cgy.2812 No he just quit
Food Theory idea for ya: What candy would be best to build the Witch's house in the story of Hansel and Gretel???
we need them to see this
@《 Yannah Moon《 I think it'd be interesting to see what would be considered the tastiest, longest lasting and most durable against weather.
@《 Yannah Moon《 i read that as "imma report this"...
yeah this is an amazing theory! *reports for bullying*
Yes this one makes a lot of sense too, ill repost also
hard candy and that one rock hard frosting
this is the best episode on this channel ever. I'm so happy Evan survived to see his true love.
@Emil Ratinen dude.
what the heck did you expect from the comments other than people talking about the video
Like, then why did you come to the comments anyways
Thanks for the spoilers
@@Agent-ud1xw like, DUDE what the heck did you expect from the comments??????
r/facepalm
*Omg I just found the food theorist old deleted video here it is:* ruclips.net/video/i0h8tD1tckc/видео.html
@@sarahwhitelaw3212 Rain Water, limited, but enough to supply 8 sq feet
Why I love Matt, he could have found the mushroom thing first and just presented that, but he still did all of the math and calculated everything without it to find the total time based on products alone.
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That is true
He's just showing his work 🤣🤣🤣
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my brother made that for his gf but he died 2 days ago.
Or… he thought of the mushrooms first but needed to stretch out the video…
Watching this video years later is so nostalgic considering this is one of my favourite videos…gonna miss you matpat.
I can't imagine how bad a grocery store would smell with all that expired food
Oh hi it’s you again
Lol you r everywhere
every video i go i see his pfp
oh hai mark
freezers.
alternate story: your mom saw her best friend while shopping.
Lol
@@franzliszt767 fax
Sad but true
i think you mean a friend from collage she hasn't spoken to for years
Opalkit you missed the joke bro 😐
bro this backstory for evan has got me on the edge of my seat faster than a live action drama on netflix lsdjf
I have a question what if every things is edible
What is Isdjf?
@@barrowsarrow6761 keyboard spam
Ooh
0:35 hits different now
After he's gone ?
Yes
Evan is the guy we need in the horror movies, meaning someone actually smart and quick minded.
but then there's no gruesome deaths
Yeah but anyone here heard of SCP 3008 "The infinite ikea"
Yea
Thanks
You should watch the Martian. Not a horror or apocalypse movie. But there is quick thinking
Theoretically, he could survive even longer by reducing his calorie intake to just enough to keep him alive
But after a while wouldn’t he suffer from malnutrition ?
@@Alonzi. that’s why you eat when that happenes
wouldn't he strave or dehydrate a few weeks after?
i mean no normal size store has enough Water and anything you can drink that lasts 63 years
or did i missunderstand the video?
@@ebenen36 I think you missed the part that you can get water through rain.
@@thuvanun480 well that depends where the store is though if it is in the desert well let me say you have a problem maybe
It kind of feels like Evan trained his whole life for this exact situation.
Ikr
Not sure how you train that, but I think he trained for that situation
FILM THEORY! Evan is made up
Not related at all but nagito PFP ❤️❤️❤️
Ikr
this was so fun to watch, i was waiting sooooo patiently for the gardening to start didnt even think about the absolute wonder that is the mushroom
There is one factor you might have forgotten: though the building is not powered, the machines that are not opened can still keep their temperatures for a while, especially if those are well-sealed. This significantly can extend the lifetime of items that are inside refrigerators.
I'd say a week at most, theyre not perfectly air tight
@@lordapples but as MatPat said at 6:07 “Extra time is Extra time.”
He's smoking and salting the meats regardless of whether or not the fridges could hypothetically keep the meat fresh.
Why risk losing the meats when you can just salt and smoke them?
Even if Lord Apples's guess is right. You can at most buy yourself 1 week WHILE risking completely destroying your stomach with a bacterial infection.
Not a risk worth taking.
The others make good points, but we're also assuming worst case scenario for Evan. those fridges really probably just bought him the time to prepare those foods
@@christiansouthwick4712 well that extra fridge life can be used to extend the time Evan could use dairy products or other frozen foods like pizza. Plus most meat sections aren’t behind doors anyway so they wouldn’t be part of this equation
Evan: **creates a compost pile**
Matthew: ...but he dies before dear Theorista can find him. If only there was a way to-
Me: **sobbing** Help him, Matt Damon, you’re our only hope!!
lol
glad someone made that referance, this is like the Martian but in a grocery store
literally what I was thinking, lol
His name is Mathew patrick
@@jtiumproductions7629 exactly lol
@@JessTMess you misunderstood
As a commercial mushroom farmer I love that mushrooms saved Evan. We are at the mercy of mushrooms. They'll either keep us alive or turn us into zombies.
*cue acoustic guitar music*
Go, commercial mushroom farmer, save the world just like in your dreams!
*Omg I just found the food theorist old deleted video here it is:* ruclips.net/video/i0h8tD1tckc/видео.html
@@riskyy2657 @Riskyy if its a deleted video how do you have it?
@@riskyy2657 stop posting links on videos, no one likes it
The guy who posted that comment not only made food theory's most popular video come true, he also basically made a whole MrBeast video.
Congrats, Evan. You have inspired a youtube video based on living off of a grocery store during the apocalypse. You are truly the best of us to be blessed by the Theorist Himself.
Exactly
Yep
@@shikoshiko5912 no
Where is Even? Is he here? Is he alright?
HIS NAME WAS EVAN
In the alternate universe where Food Theory is owned by Vault-Tec:
“Let’s lock Luke in a grocery store and see how many days he survives”
That definitely sounds like something they would do
Vault-Tec has lots and lots of crazy ideas, haha.
@@churbum well infinity includes infinite amount of opportunities so...
🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️
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Fallout!
Props to Matt for running literally 3 channels and being able to keep constant videos coming out, not to mention the effort he puts into these videos
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also doesn't include his numbers are most defiantly wayyyyyyyy off
@@matthewcollien5540 What do you mean?
@@matthewcollien5540 proof
@@matthewcollien5540 right, e.g. merchandise stored in storage outside of customer's reach
i legitimately got so sad whenever i heard evan wouldnt ever be able to see his beloved theorista
Same
Same
did... did you not finish the video?
Plot twist: Evan is actually
stuck in a grocery store and has asked this because he really needs to know how long he has to live
Edit: I’ve come back to say that for some reason RUclips has decided to start giving me notifications on this comment again. Hello everyone how have you been? One year of my biggest comment has been reached, yay.
*Evan
But what about Odd?
Evan*
@@Zeturic that is terrible and hilarious joke
@@Zeturic Odd is the Therista of the story. Don't worry, Odd'll be fine.
In this case, when in doubt, go into a store with an “outdoor” area: those places are most likely to have a section where there are grills, smokers, charcoal, wood, potting soil, produce seeds, and other essentials.
walmart
Actually you only need to be a store with a hot food area. They will have places to cook back there.
@@Jaslath but it’s under the assumption there’s no electricity
@@MorinozukaTakashi123 Ah. Gotcha. Thanks for the clarification.
That might cause co2 Poisoning, actually in loses for sure it would cause carbon monoxide poisoning
Also I feel like the store would have generators so he could hook one of those bad boys up into the freezer and store meat for even longer, and store them in salt to
Yes but that depends on how much gas you have in store to keep those generators running
I like to think that Evan is somehow in this scenario and he wrote the question as a cry for help.
HAHAHA
Lmao 🤣
GX
Pahahaha. xD
The ultimate 'asking for a friend'
it is admirable how committed Evan is to living for decades inside a grocery store during an apocalypse
’.m ՏᑌᗷᗷIᑎᘜ TO EVERYOᑎᗴ ᗯᕼO ᒪIKᗴ'Տ TᕼIՏ ᑕOᗰᗰᗴᑎT ᗩᑎᗪ ՏᑌᗷՏ.....
And he’s all “screw everyone else, this massive cache of food is ALL mine!”.
Hopefully none of those zombie-aliens smell the smoked meats on day 1 through the open window, otherwise Evan ain’t making it very long in there...
@@stephen3164 LOL
@@stephen3164 but there is alot of stuff he can hit the aliens with
Madison from Zombieland did it🥴💅
If this is just the "regular" store than just imagine if it was Costco where they sell things by the boatload. Evan could make a whole society in there
Good to know, thx
Provided he’s smart with his management of course
he could rule his costco empire.
I have a huuuuuge supermarket near my house called D Mart. Evan could actually establish an entirely new race there😂
Is this where the infinite ikea SCP came from?
Matpat will be missed
Yeah, he will
Evan (the irl yt account) must feel like a legend now.
Hey satan... I know I owe you a couple million souls, but can I pay off some of that debt?
@@maryrimba6876 I pretty sure I know what that is
@@ato6287 no it's not.
@@malemsgm1624 what is it then?
@@Fahrenheit2k7 a music video
Fun fact: wet cat and dog food aren't disgusting to eat. They have almost no flavour as they have a high amount of grain in there. It's like...a little bit of meat, lots of grain.
Wow
The shitty ones you shouldn't be feeding even to your pets are mostly filler. But the better ones with high meat content are most likely very different
I KNEW they had to be delicious! :D
How did you find this out??
@@rentisme .....just have a little nibble.... :D
Twist: Evan was at the wrong Stater Bros store this whole time. Therista just finally came to look for him once her food dwindled.
:O
Will , that explain a lot of stuff....
Can someone tell me what the link the dude sent goes to
@@CheeseDanishMysteriousness "heavy rain the water overflowed" is what the link goes to.
Yes
0:35 this line hits way harder now
My man Evan finally get to meet the love of his life at the age of probably 80. Worth it
Evan was clearly immortal so no big.
Not immortal, he starved to death
@@Qualman701 until he didn't!
True, very true
U read my mind
Dude, you should turn this into a video game. Sounds super fun trying to figure out the best way to survive.
Ye
You could watch Glock9's Dishong Tower series, where he takes that tower from '7 days to die' and has an entire series about surviving just inside of it. Trying to grow plants on the roof and all. He even made 2 seasons of it when they reworked the tower.
Or you could try calculate
RIGHT?! Or a show/movie even!
Bird box had this opportunity
There's just one teensy problem with this theory....
I've never been in a grocery store with a window. Evan dies of smoked lung.
I'll do you one better. I've never seen an apocalypse where a lock of any kind would keep out other survivors (or alien overlords), most of whom will have weapons and will take all your food from you.
It should be noted that Stater Bros. Is also my local grocery store, so I went today to confirm this. No windows.
I'm pretty sure Matthew Patthew even addressed this in his "Get in and out!" Grocery store theory, but I can't remember for certain.
There is windows/doors in front and In the back
@@MrSurabane its america you can buy a tank in the grocery store =/
@@desireemackenzie1363You're right. I just meant windows that can open.
I like how you added a story and everything, very neat.
I love how Evan only starts on hard alcohol after 8 years into a zombie alien apocalypse. I wouldn't have lasted the weekend.
I would die in a hour
I think the idea is to consume calories that would go bad first. It would take 8 years before the need to get into more long term calories such as alcohol arose.
of course, I am likely explaining the obvious, and missing the joke entirely.
If that's me i would literally mix them with rain water just like medieval people did to their water supply, and use it as sanitizer, can't risk infection lmao
ngl, i would die in minutes
I bet theorista took 63 years because she went to the wrong Stater Bros and went looking for him when her food ran out because she didn’t farm.
But that’s just a theory...
@@SwisherlllSweet a fOOD THEORY
But will she still want him after 60 years? Maybe she's found somebody else who didn't rely on the remnants of the old world but has set up his own farm to grow new crops. Plus they might have access to streams for easier cleaning!
63.3
@@johnpotts8308 we all know that Stater Bros love is forever
Unfortunately, Evans trip is not over, as 2 problems come to mind not yet discussed.
1. Dental work
2. Insanity
Grocery stores sell toothpaste and toothbrushes too. Most also have bathrooms and even if they don't, he can use windows to expel his waste.
@@iodicacid2268
With waste or no, the problem is that humans are social creatures, without anyone to talk to, it’s going to be difficult to stay sane there.
@@lamfan3591 true but if you have enough food and water to sustain yourself plus a loved one who you presume is alive, all of those factors help to keep your will high and not go completely insane.
@@lamfan3591 There are probably a lot of books, so he can create a parasocial relationship with the self biography authors.
If evan stops taking his schizophrenia meds found in the pharmacy section of the grocery store, Theorista will return and help make him sane again
This may be an old video, but its one of my faves
OK so this is why my grocery store sold out of all their mushrooms, people thinking the world is ending I guess. 🤷♂️
Just eat all the meat first
Hey does anyone think he should make a ronald McDonald Vs. KERNEL SANDERS? Who would win?
@@thesaxywaffle1232 kernel is dead he’s just an old man McDonald is a menacing clown while kernel could be defeated by falling down the stairs
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@@SLAMB0T 😐
Early Evan: eat vitamins because we need amino acids
Late Evan: survive for decades on popcorn kernels and grey goose
Pp
Hey your likes are the devils number so imma like so it’s not the devils number
@@thecleetusfromanimalcrossi6685 nicw
I mean they do taste good
Vitamins contain zero amino acids. Protein powders do. Not vitamins.
Yikes. Poor Evan must have gone insane. Not being able to talk to a person for so long, when humans are naturally social creatures, he would be insane.
He probably talked to the displays
There are a few stores with animals for sale. A Walmart near me sells fish. Firstly, he could farm those fish for food, but he could also get comforted by them too. Im also pretty sure that things like drawing and writing to keep you occupied can help too. I think there may be a shop that sells other pets too, but im not sure on that.
@@robin3771
Depending on the shop, he could have access to clothing mannequins.
He talked to the food
@@PerovNigma Is this an umbrella academy reference?
Not me coming back after the announcement to see all missed videos...
imagine getting your daily caloric intake just from hard liquor for a couple of years lol
Sounds like my kind of year 🤙
Imagine your liver after drinking hard liquor alone for 2 years
@a Distraction ooof
Sounds like my year last year.
My brother in laws dream
Every time I’m in the supermarket I always imagine what we’re to happen if I get locked in there overnight
realistic answer, from someone who has worked in a grocery store, most have night shift workers there to restock! so likely you wouldn’t :)
@@sparklingbeauty95 what if there will be some kind of national holiday making the shop closed for like 3 days so the restocl group would arrive on the night of the 3rd day
I love how Evan has a window readily available to escape out of in his final hours but just... doesnt
Have you forgotten the Zombie Aliens?
@@danielkellerman8674 well after that many years you would think it would have died down+ his true love can get there safely so clearly there is more than a 0% chance of him surviving out there
@@taco.lovin.dude.2087 he was waiting for Theorista tho...
But... ALIEN ZOMBIES!!!
@@danielkellerman8674 Perhaps there could be enough material in the store to make actual bombs and ammunition. As for how....it depends on whether or not the store has books for that
Crazy that evan7749 has technically now inspired a Mrbeast video
Fr
Alternate question: how quickly could you get liver failure from the alcohol isle
i wanna hear this
Speedrun idea
Id give it ten minutes
Thanks for 200 likes
Day 1, i mean, you take the heaviest alcohol and just chug, probably will only take a few hours
Curious to how Theorista survived longer than Evan. Seems she got the better end of the deal by having power and water lol
She really left evans hanging
She meet Evans best friend and 'survived together' had babies etc and when she finally started getting dementia regressed back to the time she loved Evan wandered off and ended up at the magic grocery store that no one else found zombies didn't break in, the roof didn't fail after 20-30 years of neglect. And Evan was never hurt or fell down and also didn't go stark raving mad....
@@SageForsaken wow, I watch that movie.
I'm more confused why the zombie aliens didn't come in through the open window and eat Evan on day one 🤔
Probably
Me who doesn't like mushrooms: "Guess I'll die."
Yeah I would last like a year in there since I’m a picky eater
poop mushrooms
@@nelehrivera3095 after a while of being in there tho you'd eat anything
I would've died when it came to dog food..
@@innovateandinvest fecal hehe
I'm still going back to these old videos 😢
When Matpat was mentioning the last thing that Evan could've done to survive just a Little bit longer, I turned to the dark side. I thought he was going to turn this dark and mention auto cannibalism. Shame on me
Yeah, I went there too!
nah it's not worth it, so much energy will be lost writhing in pain and healing the wound, plus your body already eats itself when starved, do you see the images that come from famines?
might want to consider insect farming for protein before snacking on an ankle or whatever.
@@durry23 in an alien zombie apocalypse that’s probably not a good idea
No cap I thought the same thing
I work in a grocery store. There's more food than what's on the salesfloor. The backroom is packed with extra food, not only stacked in the bins, but on palettes straight off the truck. Some palettes are just water bottles alone (handy for when city water gets turned off) You also have the entire freight truck to work with if your apocalypse starts right after a delivery.
(And miniscule addition, but break rooms usually have vending machines and fridges where employees keep their food)
When you said "the backroom" I swear I thought you meant "the backrooms", the game
Good point.
My dad is a truck driver, this can also go the other way. Sometimes they'll fill isles with soda when supplies are short
Honestly, you could just waltz into your supervisor's office and order a pizza whenever you wanted as well.
I work in a grocery store as well. ;3
Thank you
Plot Twist: The reason Theorista was so late was because she was trying to find the right Stater Bros grocery store to meet him in.
@@shikoshiko5912 why are you linking random videos in the comment section of a food theory?
@@xdflame7712 probably a bot
O my goshness what if...
Oh wow shiko shiko comment is gone... Is it because everyone is flagging it?
@@guaplei1 yea its a bot that is spamming every comment
0:30 satisfied with this
Food theory idea: how to get the most bang for your buck at a buffet. Which items should you eat the most of to maximize your dollar. Which do we avoid because they aren’t cost effective and are too filling to really maximize your meal.
this ^^
ruclips.net/video/JmQJ-xRNPvY/видео.html.........
Please do it
Mat DO IT
aka how to bankrupt buffets so that they aren't economically viable anymore in 10 years so that you will never be able to take your children to eat at one in the future
Two claps to the guy who got his recommendation to a full video 👏👏
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I'm still hoping one day they'll make a full video from my recommendation to find the least painful way to cut onions ;-; that is the science I need
Evan: *Running out of food*
Mushrooms: Come, this is no place to die
Mushrooms: come with me if you want to live
Mario would be proud
Mushrooms: *Dies because it gets eaten*
Ironic since mushrooms feed off corpses(sort of)
Yes
Forgot about all the canning supplies in a grocery store. Considering spoilage you can probably feed 10 people for their entire life in a single grocery store. With all the division of labor probably pretty comfy.
Something to point out is that 2000 calories is the recommended amount, people can survive on a lot less if need be.
LOL
i had the flu in april and only ate half-a full can of soup. it was 400 calories
According to you, that actually means Even would last a bit longer (excluding the farming part)
But he would lose weight over time. If he can get a calorie surplus by farming, then he can also exercise and gain weight after starting the farm. So if he only ate the minimum until the farm was going, he would gain back the weight he lost initially. But then again, if he knows the farm will sustain him that well, he won't bother conserving and will eat plentifully before and after the farm starts up. And thus he will become jacked
It also really depends on what you are doing, and Even would not do a lot. So yeah he could survive on way less
Imagine even finds out theorista was actually killed in front of the locked door because of the zombies while evan was asleep and he just never noticed
... on Day 1.
Messed up!!!
she did have a key tho but lol that would be sad
U mean the alien zombies?
@@TheGameChallenger lol imagine it gets rusted shut tho and theorista stares at the unconscious evan while she gets slowly eaten by the zombies
Theorista is probably an anime protagonist about a journey to the specific grocery store Evan's in, it's been 7 seasons and she is STILL going on a journey to the grocery store
Edit: I have come back from the future, season 32 and she still isn't there yet
One Piece
Sounds like my dad
Thats once piece
lol
@@KiaraLegends NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT NOOOO
Food theory idea:how long does it take to cook twenty thousand cookies????????
Here's a Food Theory idea (based on something you said): How much food can someone eat before their stomach gives out or explodes ?
it wouldn't explode, just rupture and melt your organs in the process
a few litres
you have to eat a lot even if you are really full
I need to know for....
*personal reasons*
@William Trusty You can use maths to test these things, like they do with a lot of things that’d be dangerous.
You forgot one other thing in the store: vinegar. Pickling some of those fruits and veggies will make them last longer. Theoretically, between drying and pickling, you wouldn't have to sacrifice any of that fresh produce. Personally, I prefer pickling in lemon or lime juice (and there'd also be plenty of that), but any port in a storm, as they say.
Also something to consider, dry ageing and cureing
I don’t think the average American would think to do that tbh
@@pbower4378 We’re already kinda assuming this guy has the hypothetical max knowledge of rationing and food preservation, so this seems pretty expected.
@@pbower4378 that’s the issue here? Not the untouched grocery store in the post apocalyptic world, the problem is the creativity and knowledge of an average American? Which of course implies that this video assumes Evan is an average American.
@@robertdevito5001 by that measure, both meat curing and farming is out.
Also, the question is how long *could* somebody survive, not how long an average American *will* survive for
11:56
In that small pause, I thought Theorista was gonna cannibalize Evan.💀
Wht i am a cannbali oh no The popo and FIB and The us amy oh no good bye you and my mom and dad
LOL me too
I thought he will eat her moments before death
Hunger games Titus
same
Thank you matpat for 13 great years
In a post-apocalyptic world, with all of the knowledge on random s*** he's accumulated over the years, Matt is clearly an IDEAL person to have in your group.
Lol true
I agree
Yes yes he would
so so true
His comment is just below you
Imagine asking Matpat a hypothetical question and he writes a well researched fanfiction of you in a post-apocalyptic world.
ikr
Please make that happen👀
that already happened to Evan, so it might happen to you/me one day
I think I'm hungry, I keep thinking words in comments say eat, consume, and food when they use completely different words
@@CivilBeachDiamond ...are we the same person?
Low key thought it would be a “Tangled” ending when Theorista shed a tear
I thought it was gonna be autocannibalism. My brain is dark.
XD My thoughts exactly
Pfp?
@@davidbjacobs3598 edgy dude 💔💔💔💔💔
I kinda thought Evan was the plant smh
A few days ago MrBeast uploaded a video like this. He put someone in a store and gave him 10,000 Dollars per day with the catch of him having to sell 10,000 Dollars worth of product. I think its amazing how he must have planned this two years before uploading the actual video..
I work in a grocery store and this doesn’t even take into consideration the loads and loads of backstock we keep
True, At the place I work, theres 3 massive rooms full of stock, so I say the whole store plus the stockroom will last you for years
Or likely infestations of critters entering lookin for food
Obviously, Theorista was late because she was leading the rebellions against the zombie aliens, wanting to make the world safe once again so she and Evan could raise their child in a peaceful world.
Write a book goddamit
@@paintedfingernail2308 Agreed
XD Except Evan's like 80 at this point Lol
@@Chronicler9 alien zombie make aging stop but you can still get old age effect
@@Chronicler9 Well he can still father children even if she can't, and they could always just adopt.
Imagine 500 years down the line where the entire grocery store is full of different families and multiple houses reside in the small 30,000 ft of the supermarket. There’s a farming district where the produce used to be and people are even branching out to the roof. It is called, Evanland
So basically:
Infinite IKEA
@@arksigma7709 Wait, People can have birth in that place?
And after generations the humans living inside literally start to mutate and evolve to compensate for less calorie consumption and higher immune systems to battle the growing germ population in a enclosed space,
Evanland is eternal!
@@arksigma7709 yos
This is by far the best food theory video
Most stores will have a tool section or have some tools in the back somewhere. Use those to break up the concrete floor and dig down to the dirt underneath. That will give you more growing area for crops.
Or dig out the whole store entirely
Or the dirt bags and perhaps some planks?
Or just the windows, the Morrison's where I live has a front window completely out of glass, and a glass front door
@@grassytramtracksdid you forget abt the reason he was in. There and plus the wohole point is to see how long he can last
@@Ifyouseethisyouralegend i think the goverment took care of the zombie alien problem by then
what locked grocery stores have windows you can open?
If you can unlock the doors why wouldnt you be able to unlock the windows
@@gintoki6596 it says locked store, also I've never seen windows that open in a grocery store
@@xINVISIGOTHx he had the keys to open the locked store and tbh I never seen any windows at a grocery store besides glass doors
theres demon alien zombies outside nobody wants to deal with that
@@lordtokyo6630 the store has some alien zombie force field protecting it😂
MatPat: *Does complex calculations to figure out how many calories are in a grocery store*
Also MatPat: "Just open a window for water."
well the question is answered xD
Plot twist: acid rain
@@itsben5033 or radioactive fallout
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What if zombie aliens come in on the window
7:37 never that i would see that in a matpat video
I'm kinda surprised Mat hasn't done a 'what is the best food to eat during a zombie apocalypse' or something :)
He made a video on what you can eat during a "fallout" situation so it's close enough I think
Yes
@@ultimatehaki1 not a zombie apocalypse but still
Best food to eat during a zombie apocalypse: Brains.
What? I want to be on the winning side.
Just for $h!ts and grins, are we talkin' quantity, shelf life, or nutritional values in general? Or a combination of all three? : )
I’m completely convinced That my life is never wasted watching videos like this, I never knew mushrooms and potatoes could sustain me for years. Thanks MatPat, out here saving lives.
My poor family: Take notes! Take Notes!
THIS IS WHAT WE PAY FARMERS TO DO!
Lmfao dude you can just search the exact same thing in google.
@@hurjireepz7021 who would do that?
@@ngwingman7899 Uhhh... people with common sense.
Fun fact: Evan actually wouldn’t survive a single day since he has no internet and can therefore not watch this video to survive
But he prepared for that by downloading the vid on his phone for offline usage
@@penapvp2230 and proceeded to spend the rest of its battery life writing it down word for word in the "back to school" Isle, on a pink diary for ages 8+
@Megan The AnimatronicBut he prepared for that by downloading the vid on his phone for offline usage and his phone already has 100 percent and proceeded to spend the battery life writing it down word for word in the "back to school" Isle, on a pink diary for ages 8+
@@AIKraG. thank you, low power mode!
He doesnt know how to even open a bag of chips?
Little did matpat know this theory would be proven by mrbeast to be 47 days
Mr beast experiment is invalid due to psychological torture.
Man missed his family, and was in a dark room for weeks.
@@mak3x7 bro don’t tell me you wouldn’t go through psychological torture in a apocalypse. And i highly doubt the lights from the grocery store in a apocalypse would still have power
@@mak3x7i don't think is proven because in the mrbeast video every time you pass a day you get 10k but you to give back 10k worth of stuff and in the video when the power went off alex had to give away the meats and on top of that alex literally flooded the grocery store at the end
Evan is a true hero. He survived in Asda all alone, with nothing but his brain and several thousand calories of food for decades. Thank you for making a meme Evan, you survived alone for decades using a meme idea. Bravo, sir, bravo. You’ve made Theorista a very happy woman.
Ahhh, I see you are a man of 🇬🇧 culture
Man, 63 years. If we assume she was 20 before the apocalypse as a best case scenario, she'd be in her 80s. That's a pretty badass 80 year old woman if she did end up coming to the store after surviving all the aliens, zombies, and alien zombies.
I just realized that’s what a bunch of people theorized the Crying Child’s name to be-
Ahhh your a man of culture as well. 🇬🇧
*Omg I just found the food theorist old deleted video here it is:* ruclips.net/video/i0h8tD1tckc/видео.html