How Big Can a Person Get?

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 36 тыс.

  • @Raptorman0205
    @Raptorman0205 4 года назад +23268

    Imagine making a "yo momma so fat" joke to Michael, then he goes on for 15 minutes explaining how yo momma is larger than the observable universe.

  • @thecaptainoftheobvious2396
    @thecaptainoftheobvious2396 4 года назад +2623

    12:34
    “It keeps going and through outer space.”
    “Which of course brings us to Australia”
    WHAT

    • @leia710
      @leia710 4 года назад +83

      I know right!!! I died!!

    • @drunkestrick4476
      @drunkestrick4476 4 года назад +48

      Derek lives in Australia

    • @kareemyakout6576
      @kareemyakout6576 4 года назад +59

      For a second i thought Australia is in outer space i was like wait wtf 😂😂

    • @skuyzy198
      @skuyzy198 4 года назад +42

      Australia is not real and it's just a show with paid actor on a spaceship in outer space.

    • @Darkz92
      @Darkz92 4 года назад +5

      If you plan to watch vsauce a lot get used to this

  • @IsaacRoyer
    @IsaacRoyer 5 лет назад +5890

    "The tallest man alive was 8 feet tall-"
    Ten minutes later
    "Frogs can see individual photons" okay Michael

  • @fishgarage69
    @fishgarage69 2 года назад +1258

    these videos are timeless, so fun to watch even after almost 10 years. so much respect for you michael, youve been a big part of my childhood

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie Год назад +13

      This will always be my comfort show

    • @Elpitxitarevoltosa
      @Elpitxitarevoltosa Год назад +14

      You are so right, I didn't even notice the video was 10 years old until you said it, I was 7 by the time this video was made and posted

    • @rj119x
      @rj119x Год назад +3

      love to get stoned and rewatch

    • @Casualweeb475
      @Casualweeb475 Год назад +4

      ​@@ElpitxitarevoltosaI noticed when he showed veritasums channel on the old school RUclips lmao

    • @C_gamer-fm5oi
      @C_gamer-fm5oi Год назад +5

      The only question I have for michael is why doesnt he age?

  • @carrotfly
    @carrotfly 5 лет назад +4555

    Me: "How tall can a person get?"
    Michael: *"In space, no one can hear you scream"*

    • @RealAntek
      @RealAntek 5 лет назад +26

      Carrot Fly also you: stealing comments

    • @carrotfly
      @carrotfly 5 лет назад +53

      Pewdiepie's entire comment section:

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 5 лет назад +12

      But could they also see you scream? Or could they even see you at all?

    • @nickxenix
      @nickxenix 4 года назад +5

      @@Grey_Warden_Invasion Light also travels in space.

    • @suflaj9314
      @suflaj9314 4 года назад +1

      This deserves more likes lol

  • @markfindley3002
    @markfindley3002 4 года назад +5573

    I like how he says blue whales “like” swimming in the water as if they had a choice

    • @kusanagi-no-tachi5303
      @kusanagi-no-tachi5303 4 года назад +445

      I like how you say you like how he says blue whales "like" swimming in the water as if they had a choice as if you had a choice.

    • @8-bitato
      @8-bitato 4 года назад +73

      Don't they?

    • @LK_707
      @LK_707 4 года назад +258

      @@kusanagi-no-tachi5303 I like how you say you like how he says he likes how he says blue whales "like" swimming in the water as if they had a choice as if he had a choice as if you had a choice.

    • @anthonyveliz7596
      @anthonyveliz7596 4 года назад +13

      Ha

    • @ciferluuu
      @ciferluuu 4 года назад +182

      @@LK_707 I like how you say you like how he says he likes how he says he likes how he says blue whales "like" swimming in the water as if they had a choice as if he had a choice as if he had a choice as if you had a choice.

  • @mememammoth7708
    @mememammoth7708 6 лет назад +4212

    Starts on height
    Ends on photons and immortality

    • @bradleymiller1139
      @bradleymiller1139 6 лет назад +25

      As one does

    • @shadower227
      @shadower227 6 лет назад +47

      Starts from facts, ends with philosophy

    • @chinmayjoshi3592
      @chinmayjoshi3592 6 лет назад +3

      @@TJ-rm2rs answer is 42

    • @malemmutum5049
      @malemmutum5049 6 лет назад +9

      This is why I like vsauce - the unpredictable detour of philosophical thoughts!

    • @harlemsha
      @harlemsha 6 лет назад +4

      That glow that is not bound by anything, that Light, is God. Im tellin you, everytime science gets a stump where they dont kno what something is, its always deeper, why cant yall admit that energy source that cant be seen, is God. How could it not be?

  • @pinkietastic9430
    @pinkietastic9430 Год назад +672

    "Your light - your personal glow - isn't really bounded... by anything."
    Thanks Michael. I don't know how you always turn scientific topics into inspirational messages but it gets me every time.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 месяцев назад +12

      this little light of mine, i'm gonna let it shine. particularly at 4PM.

    • @aienthusiast618
      @aienthusiast618 4 месяца назад +1

      @@KairuHakubi real

    • @jenluvjake
      @jenluvjake 4 месяца назад

      ​@@KairuHakubi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️

    • @questianare
      @questianare Месяц назад +2

      Repent, Jesus is God. (John 1:18).

  • @ruairimurphy6987
    @ruairimurphy6987 8 лет назад +15204

    1 minute this guy could be talking about kangaroos the next minute he would be talking about how much centipedes eat

    • @bernash9131
      @bernash9131 8 лет назад +97

      ikr lol

    • @BABERZZZ619
      @BABERZZZ619 8 лет назад +401

      Ikr he seems like he'd be fun at parties

    • @ivo8312
      @ivo8312 8 лет назад +25

      +Pranalee Joshi that's what I hate about his videos, also how he pops back up onto the screen every 30 seconds

    • @ivo8312
      @ivo8312 8 лет назад +3

      You mean the random topics, or the popping?

    • @zombiesalad2722
      @zombiesalad2722 8 лет назад +249

      that's the beauty of Vsauce

  • @yes-eg2ib
    @yes-eg2ib 7 лет назад +8254

    Came for the height limit of a human, left with an existential crisis

  • @kadevanry9296
    @kadevanry9296 5 лет назад +1964

    Me: How tall can someone actually be?
    Michael: Frogs can see you glow from the edges of the universe.
    Me: Oh, okay, so tall

    • @quall5339
      @quall5339 5 лет назад +8

      Damn no comments feels bad

    • @RealAntek
      @RealAntek 5 лет назад +2

      Kade Van Ry haha

    • @mobilebeast6736
      @mobilebeast6736 5 лет назад +3

      My favorite comment!

    • @babbisp1
      @babbisp1 4 года назад

      Read it as he said it. 13:04

    • @red.aries1444
      @red.aries1444 4 года назад +2

      No, frogs at the edges of the universe can't see you...
      ...at least not yet. ;-)
      Even if you assume that a creature like a frog exists at a place so far away, there is still the limitation in time and the speed of light. Not even the first ligtht of our sun, which had flashed up around 5 billion years ago, has reached the edges of our universe.

  • @zora2532
    @zora2532 2 года назад +97

    At 7:30 When he said no one will hear you scream, the music disappears.

  • @squidud
    @squidud 3 года назад +5786

    How to record a vsauce video:
    Step 1: get super high and write down every question you think of while high
    Step 2: sober up and do all the research

    • @joelcomer
      @joelcomer 3 года назад +91

      Yeah pretty much

    • @jasperrosa1369
      @jasperrosa1369 3 года назад +252

      Naaa he still on something recording this shit 😂

    • @robbie9995
      @robbie9995 3 года назад +92

      step 3: get high again to record this shit

    • @mizery95
      @mizery95 3 года назад +129

      @@jasperrosa1369 ya he on yo mom

    • @v4riab1lity77
      @v4riab1lity77 3 года назад +56

      i dont even need to be high to think of the questions, but i need to be high to get through the process of researching it

  • @mokaa.9553
    @mokaa.9553 3 года назад +3233

    “Girl you are glowing, literally.” Can’t wait until I use this one in a bar and then explain this whole thing to a poor girl while drunk.

    • @digithardt
      @digithardt 3 года назад +22

      @@morallyitsdisgusting.perso6534 do it

    • @darshanpatel.1782
      @darshanpatel.1782 2 года назад +77

      have you done it yet? please update.

    • @fyretnt
      @fyretnt 2 года назад +54

      @@darshanpatel.1782 we need to know

    • @rarefied6820
      @rarefied6820 2 года назад +28

      We’re waiting…

    • @leahthecat1057
      @leahthecat1057 2 года назад +20

      @@rarefied6820 still waiting

  • @eyelockedpro3203
    @eyelockedpro3203 5 лет назад +872

    Question:"how big can you get?"
    Conclusion:"You are immortal"

  • @lDontExist
    @lDontExist Год назад +661

    “We are likely to hit a ceiling”
    -vsauce, master of accidental puns.

    • @destiny_02
      @destiny_02 7 месяцев назад +22

      "there are no accidents"
      -- old turtle

    • @CloudCookie1013
      @CloudCookie1013 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@destiny_02Then why are you here?
      -A gen alpha normal turtle.

    • @TransnestianLily
      @TransnestianLily 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@CloudCookie1013 jeez bro you don't have to be so harsh

    • @sanjubogati
      @sanjubogati 3 месяца назад +1

      @@TransnestianLilyfr, the internet is cultivating rude and harsh people…

    • @questianare
      @questianare Месяц назад

      Repent, Jesus is God. (John 1:18).

  • @markdehnert2682
    @markdehnert2682 3 года назад +6017

    “but here’s the thing about light, it doesn’t need a medium to travel through, it just keeps going into space”
    *”which of course brings us to Australia”*

    • @Akhimed
      @Akhimed 3 года назад +229

      If Australia did exist then it’s space

    • @Vynsomnia
      @Vynsomnia 3 года назад +9

      @Liam Davis same here

    • @skelpton4227
      @skelpton4227 3 года назад +25

      I was thinking , maybe i am dumb. But thanks for telling me ,i am not.

    • @rpvermeulen
      @rpvermeulen 3 года назад +79

      Astronomy aside, for people in Western Europe Australia lies at the border of the observable universe...

    • @veterangalaxy9866
      @veterangalaxy9866 3 года назад +9

      i read this so it happened lol

  • @lunarpossessionrecords
    @lunarpossessionrecords 4 года назад +4113

    Me: How tall can a human get?
    Michael: Here's me holding a can

    • @coletonfleury9505
      @coletonfleury9505 4 года назад +10

      TXXIC SHADXW this is such an underrated comment

    • @lunarpossessionrecords
      @lunarpossessionrecords 4 года назад +6

      @@coletonfleury9505 thank you

    • @noodlesclub1236
      @noodlesclub1236 4 года назад +5

      Very underrated comment!!

    • @marcus5865
      @marcus5865 4 года назад +24

      Noodle's Club why do people call comments underrated it literally has like a thousand likes

    • @riverlicense1217
      @riverlicense1217 4 года назад +6

      Marcus N it probably didn’t have many when he wrote it

  • @magik4353
    @magik4353 5 лет назад +6910

    Title: How Big Can A Person Get?
    "Hey, Vsauce! Michael here! 10cm"
    well that's all the info I need

    • @nise6699
      @nise6699 5 лет назад +93

      Isn't that your measurement?

    • @SortableCrayon3
      @SortableCrayon3 5 лет назад +36

      I got the 420th like

    • @o2hirayu
      @o2hirayu 5 лет назад +44

      I guess many generations *broke the 10cm record*

    • @kirabean5441
      @kirabean5441 5 лет назад +72

      That's my weewee size :)

    • @garryhowes7274
      @garryhowes7274 5 лет назад +39

      Dr.drama goddamn yours is still bigger than mine :/

  • @NickAndriadze
    @NickAndriadze Год назад +62

    Can't be a Vsauce video without a very interesting question, a proper but slightly generic answer, and then expanding upon the question beyond comprehension with a few topic diversions and then an extremely inspirational message in the end. Seriously, that's kinda the general layout of most if not all of Michael's older videos, and I'm all for it.

  • @fireyegaming414
    @fireyegaming414 4 года назад +2290

    2:10 - "We are likely to hit a ceiling"
    Literally the best pun ever.

    • @seanleith5312
      @seanleith5312 3 года назад +15

      I don't like this guy as a person, not at all, but his work is fine.

    • @pamthespam6964
      @pamthespam6964 3 года назад +206

      @@seanleith5312 ok

    • @luisp.3788
      @luisp.3788 3 года назад +144

      @@seanleith5312 how dare you

    • @lucangevare6621
      @lucangevare6621 3 года назад +198

      @@seanleith5312 I don't entirely see who asked but you do you bud

    • @dj.matexx
      @dj.matexx 3 года назад +17

      I don't get the pun :I
      Could someone plz explain?

  • @saintpoli6800
    @saintpoli6800 4 года назад +3441

    Start of episode: “How tall can a person be?”
    End: “How many photons are in a raw purple tomato?”

    • @giuseppeagresta1425
      @giuseppeagresta1425 4 года назад +181

      Halfway through the episode: *nobody can hear you scream in space*

    • @hoodiegamer9256
      @hoodiegamer9256 4 года назад +40

      Idek what im watching anymore halfway in 😳 and I’m high af so I’m just vibing.

    • @mattrickard3716
      @mattrickard3716 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, I was kinda wanting to see a theoretical dinosaur sized human. Instead, light goes forever...........
      Me: But I wanna see a hypothetical dinosaur sized human.
      Science: That's not a thing.
      Me: Yeah but hypothetically....
      Science: Just no. Here are some facts instead.
      Me: 😢 Ok.

    • @plankkton
      @plankkton 4 года назад +8

      and in the mid of the episode:
      so... AUSTRALIA

    • @lumijasminasmr3583
      @lumijasminasmr3583 4 года назад

      matt rickard
      I feel you, buddy. I feel you. 😭

  • @yaklin104
    @yaklin104 5 лет назад +2032

    "so how tall are you?"
    "eh, about 26 light years"
    "???"

    • @SRB495
      @SRB495 5 лет назад +29

      100 billion light years tall

    • @blewcraft.
      @blewcraft. 5 лет назад +25

      @@SRB495 in that case you are 100 billion years old beceause light's speed is limited and travel a lightyear every years (that's why we call it lightyears) you are your age lightyears tall

    • @duckietheduck
      @duckietheduck 5 лет назад +3

      @@blewcraft. and light from the parts closer to the ground (feet, legs, etc) would reach us faster than the parts higher up so if he was 100 billion light-years tall and we looked at him from the ground we would very (very very) slowly start to see more and more of him as the years went on

    • @Milbrandt
      @Milbrandt 5 лет назад +4

      Actually, it would travel in all directions, so you would be your age * 2 light-years tall (and wide).

    • @pradyumn2453
      @pradyumn2453 5 лет назад

      Pretty much tall

  • @Joverman
    @Joverman Год назад +165

    that one friend explaining why he isn't short

  • @eisenwerks6388
    @eisenwerks6388 4 года назад +6353

    History teacher: "Galileo was brilliant"
    Galileo: "check out this thicc bone I drew"

  • @moffgideon
    @moffgideon 4 года назад +3834

    Michael: How big is the Sun compared to an ant?
    *one minute later*
    Michael: That's why some oranges are dangerous.

    • @haydenmathias3982
      @haydenmathias3982 4 года назад +45

      i was lafing at this for 2 minutes at 10 55am and woke up helf my family.

    • @happeloffical4187
      @happeloffical4187 4 года назад +11

      singing super hero haha original comment. You’re so brave and funny

    • @andrewhaugen5302
      @andrewhaugen5302 4 года назад +19

      singing super hero you got the whole squad laughing 😐

    • @Stronhue
      @Stronhue 4 года назад +5

      timestamp?

    • @andreacondello
      @andreacondello 4 года назад +3

      I laughed

  • @columbus8myhw
    @columbus8myhw 5 лет назад +451

    _sniff sniff_ "Do you smell that? It might be… you."
    MICHAEL

  • @Incepter.
    @Incepter. Год назад +88

    Vsauce: How Big Can a Person Get?
    Also Vsauce's Conclusion: You are bigger than the entire universe and is basically immortal.

  • @MadKingOfMadaya
    @MadKingOfMadaya 6 лет назад +3608

    Vsauce logic: "how big can a human get?"
    ok so far so good
    * 7 mins later *
    "No one in space can hear you scream..."
    ...

    • @ronaldmcdonald2024
      @ronaldmcdonald2024 6 лет назад +28

      He likes tangents

    • @MikeMike-dv7iv
      @MikeMike-dv7iv 6 лет назад +23

      When you call Michael, Vsauce. I see you're new to the channel.

    • @izayakills2027
      @izayakills2027 6 лет назад +8

      Omg its at 420 likes i shall not like it for this reason

    • @sumanths6415
      @sumanths6415 6 лет назад

      top kek His name is Michael. And yep ... I laughed.

    • @muna6008
      @muna6008 6 лет назад

      This made me laugh and choke on tea

  • @jaydenb5335
    @jaydenb5335 4 года назад +4208

    I love how he takes a simple question and answers it in all possible ways
    Edit:thanks for the likes this is the first time I've made over 100

    • @Anonymous-pf1mb
      @Anonymous-pf1mb 4 года назад +34

      yeah like he is immortal

    • @pi_husky4485
      @pi_husky4485 4 года назад +2

      Teachers look at him in awww

    • @shaggyego
      @shaggyego 3 года назад +8

      Cannot help but imagine he is an absolutely master at getting out of buying a round lol

    • @jaydenb5335
      @jaydenb5335 3 года назад +2

      @Shiloh Kaffenberger what

    • @jaydenb5335
      @jaydenb5335 3 года назад +4

      @Shiloh Kaffenberger oh ok I thought you just went crazy

  • @marshmellowmoon7990
    @marshmellowmoon7990 5 лет назад +4872

    *Please don't call our bodies **_"skin containers"_*
    *Instead please use the terminology **_"Flesh Tupperware"_*

  • @thorn9382
    @thorn9382 2 года назад +15

    Every time you watch a vsauce video a 4 year timer is started for when you'll watch it again

  • @andrewleaming3049
    @andrewleaming3049 4 года назад +16136

    Clicked to see how big a person can get, found out that I’m immortal

    • @xannax7183
      @xannax7183 3 года назад +94

      What ?

    • @andrewleaming3049
      @andrewleaming3049 3 года назад +568

      @@xannax7183 he talks about the light we give off goes on forever making us immortal

    • @xannax7183
      @xannax7183 3 года назад +52

      @@andrewleaming3049 oh

    • @baileygobrr
      @baileygobrr 3 года назад +169

      0/10 video, mislead and found out info i didnt want to know
      /j

    • @blurred1564
      @blurred1564 3 года назад +192

      That’s a vsauce video in nutshell

  • @jalfire
    @jalfire 6 лет назад +3203

    question: how big can a person get?
    answer: you are in a way, kinda immortal

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 5 лет назад +22

      ruclips.net/video/u9hauSrihYQ/видео.html

    • @namanpahuja7653
      @namanpahuja7653 5 лет назад +7

      @@internetuser4210 thats how it works today it will make no sense but in future it will make sense

    • @internetuser4210
      @internetuser4210 5 лет назад +6

      @@namanpahuja7653 How would you know? Wait are you from the future?!?!?!

    • @gabrielreda
      @gabrielreda 5 лет назад +7

      @@internetuser4210 welp you are responding a 7 months old comment so tecnically you are from the future

    • @internetuser4210
      @internetuser4210 5 лет назад

      @@gabrielreda I guess so

  • @lolsloppy
    @lolsloppy 3 года назад +1038

    Question: How big can a person get?
    Answer: Frogs can see individual photons

  • @jebclang9403
    @jebclang9403 Год назад +6

    It's good to see these videos still live here... cheers mate, whoever you are 😘😘

  • @alexg7924
    @alexg7924 8 лет назад +3087

    Watching a Vsauce video:
    Expect to learn something interesting but rather trivial (like for example how big a human can get) but end up with questioning your own existence / mortality. Always.

    • @xhonyalla6013
      @xhonyalla6013 8 лет назад +31

      Wow I was just about to comment the same thing

    • @alexg7924
      @alexg7924 8 лет назад +21

      Haha yeah it's simply true..

    • @shadybolos8133
      @shadybolos8133 7 лет назад +9

      yeah true

    • @teffyflakka
      @teffyflakka 7 лет назад +3

      Alexander Grimm thats why I don't watch him .-.

    • @jessiepaige3279
      @jessiepaige3279 7 лет назад +3

      Alexander Grimm every time.

  • @rainylupin
    @rainylupin 8 лет назад +3438

    A breed of grizzly has a nose 7x stronger than a bloodhound.
    Great.
    That's the last thing we need.
    POLICE BEARS.

  • @goosepods
    @goosepods 5 лет назад +685

    Skin:
    • Vital organ for protecting the body from foreign viruses/bacteria❌
    • *c o n t a i n e r* ✅

    • @gabiamato2141
      @gabiamato2141 4 года назад

      Side Walk yes

    • @cyrnisu
      @cyrnisu 4 года назад +1

      My brain: *C O O K I E. J A R*

    • @turtles8930
      @turtles8930 4 года назад +2

      built in onesie

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 4 года назад

      Why do all humans have skin?

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 4 года назад

      @@Sergio-fu7mv not me, I had *c o n t a i n e r*

  • @QuesoGecko69
    @QuesoGecko69 11 месяцев назад +7

    The music that comes on when he asks a serious question tells you you're in for a ride. I like that, it's like the first drop to a roller coaster. He's got it all!

  • @hehtbbsisuecejsisyevrhsjbe6614
    @hehtbbsisuecejsisyevrhsjbe6614 3 года назад +1672

    Girls: I only date guys taller than 6 feet.
    Me: *bigger than the observable universe*

  • @meows_and_woof
    @meows_and_woof 5 лет назад +1173

    Me: Hi Michael how are you
    Michael: In space nobody can hear you scream

    • @normalpeep5287
      @normalpeep5287 5 лет назад +15

      *stabbing noises*

    • @markjovan123
      @markjovan123 5 лет назад +9

      In Russia, nobody can hear you scream

    • @elisttm
      @elisttm 5 лет назад +8

      ​@@normalpeep5287
      *inaudible stabbing noise

    • @thebassist8038
      @thebassist8038 5 лет назад

      YT_yoshi yolo as I read that Michael said In space,no one can hear you scream.

    • @bekalynn7887
      @bekalynn7887 5 лет назад

      It's a quote. Lol

  • @azrasashima3733
    @azrasashima3733 5 лет назад +3154

    Im just going to go ahead and say what we're all thinking...
    "how the hell do you weigh a blue whale?"

    • @Christian-mh9il
      @Christian-mh9il 5 лет назад +472

      @@John-iu9kl that would measure volume not weight so your quick maths is wrong

    • @adriansalazar1195
      @adriansalazar1195 5 лет назад +82

      Yeah, you should know the exact density of the whale's body.

    • @Gabbyreel
      @Gabbyreel 5 лет назад +748

      Put the earth in a bag, hang the bag on a scale, and then remove the whale. Edit: duh.

    • @MugetSu178
      @MugetSu178 5 лет назад +116

      you put it on a scale

    • @lu-x-ey2195
      @lu-x-ey2195 5 лет назад +641

      they asked the whale nicely

  • @daniel06498
    @daniel06498 Год назад +8

    This is the perfect 3 am video

  • @akaHarvesteR
    @akaHarvesteR 5 лет назад +497

    I just want to give out props for Michael´s continual use of metric units, even though he is himself American, with a US based channel. Major kudos for making that effort.

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 5 лет назад +29

      Pretty much every science-related person is like that

    • @RonyTomo420
      @RonyTomo420 5 лет назад +1

      I’m already Sans Undertale yeah I member in science lab at school we had to use the metric system

    • @_WhiteMage
      @_WhiteMage 5 лет назад +9

      He flipflops back and forth, maybe intentionally avoiding "taking a side" on it.
      I'm fine as long as I can see or hear it in imperial.

    • @GreatRusio
      @GreatRusio 5 лет назад

      He of all people would understand our pain since most researchers only give information in the metric system

    • @HoopyFroodood
      @HoopyFroodood 5 лет назад +1

      It isn't really an effort if you have a hobby/profession involving measuring things. Picturing scale is WAY easier to do with metric.

  • @johnnycrazystuff
    @johnnycrazystuff 4 года назад +443

    How tall can a person get?
    Michael: you’re immortal

    • @Top10soon
      @Top10soon 4 года назад +6

      Cool did you also went through the comments to see who to copy?

    • @johnnycrazystuff
      @johnnycrazystuff 4 года назад +4

      Omar Barrios bahaha fuck no you think imma read all these shits

    • @monty6157
      @monty6157 4 года назад

      why tf is this guy so popular? like he didnt even properly answer the title of the video?

    • @johnnycrazystuff
      @johnnycrazystuff 4 года назад

      Monty dw ab it dawg, it is what it is ;)

  • @GeorgieBonsoir
    @GeorgieBonsoir 5 лет назад +650

    "when a photon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie.
    that's amore."

  • @setasan
    @setasan Год назад +5

    Love how your videos start in one way and end up in a totally different direction but still related to the central topic. It is even possible to detected those who watched the whole video from those who did not by reading the comments.

  • @FrozenShadow007
    @FrozenShadow007 5 лет назад +138

    “Space... Which of course, brings us to Australia”
    Of course, how could I have been so dumb???

  • @fruit3193
    @fruit3193 3 года назад +156

    “I Skyped with Derek”
    Wow, what a time it was. Skype was relevant.

  • @vladimirputin3426
    @vladimirputin3426 4 года назад +283

    "the loudest shout a person can make is around 88 decibels"
    my mum:

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 3 года назад +1

      what did you mom say?

    • @trentecinq35
      @trentecinq35 3 года назад +1

      My friend once did 117 or something

    • @kevinstephens9418
      @kevinstephens9418 3 года назад +7

      @@trentecinq35 he said "88 dB from 30cm away." Your friend's 117 was likely measured right in front of their mouth. Volume reduces over distance exponentially rather than by a flat rate, so from 30 cm away, your friend's scream was almost definitely not above 88 dB.

    • @trentecinq35
      @trentecinq35 3 года назад

      @@kevinstephens9418 he didn't say or maybe he did but I just didn't see or hear but yes it was by his mouth

    • @reaper_guardian_8214
      @reaper_guardian_8214 3 года назад

      I'll pretend I didn't hear that

  • @matusa6714
    @matusa6714 2 года назад +10

    Recently discovered vsauce and I LOVE all these questions he find answers to, and I love that every video ends with some philosophycal toughts.

    • @sobe356
      @sobe356 Год назад +2

      Bro this comment has been sitting here for one year and yet only has 4 likes 😞

  • @MyCoolChannelisCool
    @MyCoolChannelisCool 8 лет назад +1185

    "No one...can hear you scream", thank you Vsauce

  • @krystianm06
    @krystianm06 5 лет назад +1029

    gru from despicable me is 14 feet tall and shrek is 11 ft 10 in

  • @violetsickness7315
    @violetsickness7315 6 лет назад +760

    "How big can a human get? This brings us to Australia.... In conclusion, cherry pie, is the best pie. Also, immortality." -Vsause

    • @amityvillegaming2629
      @amityvillegaming2629 5 лет назад +2

      Violet Sickness lol

    • @lizaneeleroux
      @lizaneeleroux 5 лет назад +2

      ye i dont get what he meant with australia?

    • @halomaster213
      @halomaster213 5 лет назад

      Violet Sickness cherry pie I can confirm is the best.

    • @juku619
      @juku619 5 лет назад +1

      How dare u everyone knows that apple pie is the best pie

    • @halomaster213
      @halomaster213 5 лет назад

      Isä rikko startin jontikasta pffft mortal, true immortals know cherry pie is the best pie.

  • @ZarProMc
    @ZarProMc Год назад +6

    i farted and he said "you smell that" i jumped out of my chair

  • @dazc9965
    @dazc9965 7 лет назад +743

    "But here's the thing about light: It doesnt need a medium to travel through, it just keeps going, out into and through space. With of course, brings us to... *Australia* ."
    what

    • @josholocko1132
      @josholocko1132 6 лет назад +99

      Daisy Meadows We Aussies glow brighter than any other country because the fucking sun hits us with 40 degree temperatures in summer xD

    • @alecgarcia963
      @alecgarcia963 6 лет назад +9

      Like right now pisser hot day like 36 in Vic sucks ass

    • @Danification9
      @Danification9 6 лет назад +13

      Human Beiing Yes, he's talking about Celsius. 40 degrees Celsius = 104 degrees Fahrenheit (very hot!)

    • @zyadmohamed5360
      @zyadmohamed5360 6 лет назад +3

      In the Arabia golf temp can get fiftes easily

    • @azukib2230
      @azukib2230 6 лет назад +3

      Josh vains we have 52 C summer on the hottest day

  • @AMAINE207
    @AMAINE207 5 лет назад +4329

    Every girl on Tinder: 1:48 Me: 5:46

  • @mmatwins
    @mmatwins 4 года назад +215

    "how tall can a person get"
    Vsauce - "so you know how dogs noses are wet"

  • @Big-P0
    @Big-P0 5 месяцев назад +3

    what a way to end a video saying we are imortal and big is crazy love these vids

  • @shaileshrana7165
    @shaileshrana7165 5 лет назад +517

    "how big are you really?"
    Bro, Michael, you know I'm sensitive about that.

  • @Aydarrn
    @Aydarrn 4 года назад +196

    Police:" You're under arrest"
    Michael:"Or am I?"

  • @AGamer20.
    @AGamer20. 3 года назад +1798

    "About 4 inchs"
    Yeah I know..

  • @immortalapple.
    @immortalapple. Год назад +16

    I went to elementary school with a kid that had a pituitary gland tumor and he was already as tall as the teacher in kindergarten. He had a surgeries to try and stop him from growing more but I moved away before I saw him again. Hope he's doing alright

  • @justsomeguy1014
    @justsomeguy1014 4 года назад +382

    Video title: how big can a person get what I learned: I’m shiny

  • @IngvarMar
    @IngvarMar 4 года назад +1098

    Imagine if some of the viewers actually farted before he said “Do you smell that? It might be you”

  • @Hexamath
    @Hexamath 4 года назад +1609

    Question: How Big Can a Person Get?
    Answer: *I'm immortal.*

    • @rraftapapirpp
      @rraftapapirpp 4 года назад +9

      @MrSisterFister 2 Just what I was thinking

    • @rraftapapirpp
      @rraftapapirpp 4 года назад +1

      @MrSisterFister 2 ahahahaha
      happens i guess xD

    • @Hexamath
      @Hexamath 4 года назад +1

      @MrSisterFister 2 literally your first reply was "Bruh momentum" which is kinda creepy because I used to say that a lot (a bit too much) on my old Discord account.

    • @vanillaspicecreamlvl.347
      @vanillaspicecreamlvl.347 4 года назад

      *********lity!?????!!!!!

    • @chugiron4698
      @chugiron4698 4 года назад +1

      This comment chain is a ride

  • @omersarcadeadventures2152
    @omersarcadeadventures2152 Год назад +3

    He is the GOAT of not simply answering the question but instead, getting deep

  • @FyberOptiX_
    @FyberOptiX_ 4 года назад +758

    Title: How Tall Can A Person Get?
    Michael: "Frogs can see individual photons."
    Me: "Interesting, but very off topic."

    • @yasmin-m-07
      @yasmin-m-07 4 года назад +28

      That’s Vsauce for ya

    • @frosthack3r164
      @frosthack3r164 4 года назад +25

      Yasmin Motton or is it...?

    • @AceofSpades-nd3hy
      @AceofSpades-nd3hy 4 года назад +8

      Its “How BIG can a person get”

    • @kr4zyy
      @kr4zyy 4 года назад +23

      But the title is How Big not How Tall, so technically Michael isn't off topic. *Vsauce Theme Plays*

    • @dailyyy_
      @dailyyy_ 4 года назад +2

      Off-topic but very interesting*

  • @sadekausi
    @sadekausi 7 лет назад +278

    Michael keeps changing the unit of measure he uses just to fuck with us

    • @0001-s8c
      @0001-s8c 7 лет назад +1

      sade where is your profile picture from? (im sure i have seen it somewhere)

    • @patrickbateman4541
      @patrickbateman4541 7 лет назад +1

      sade perkele

    • @Mawluis
      @Mawluis 7 лет назад +1

      He needs to use International System os Units. Only USA uses pol-inch-feet-mile, wtf.

  • @onatkorkmaz6749
    @onatkorkmaz6749 2 года назад +4

    I love how he never puts a video of other people but encourage us to watch them

  • @unclenene
    @unclenene 3 года назад +217

    Beautiful. My girlfriend passed away in 2014. I always saw it that way. Her light is still traveling the universe, only it is no longer emitted from the earth by her body. I miss her every day.

  • @satviknamdeo1265
    @satviknamdeo1265 7 лет назад +1104

    Came to know how much I can grow, left immortal.

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 7 лет назад +4

      Your information is only "immortal" until the photons you emit are absorbed (or observed) by something.
      And beyond about 13 diameters of Earth your "immortal" information loses resolution, lol.

    • @krushal
      @krushal 7 лет назад +2

      @P. Can't be seen with the naked eye. But I always carry a Hubble telescope in my pocket, so.... can't relate with you.

    • @janho3550
      @janho3550 7 лет назад

      Satvik Namdeo o

    • @gorisenke
      @gorisenke 7 лет назад +3

      P
      Hey man fuzzy immortal is sill immortal.

    • @deidara5245
      @deidara5245 7 лет назад

      Satvik Namdeo lmao!! Good one

  • @04_claymore
    @04_claymore 7 лет назад +690

    When the light hits your eyes like a big pizza pie thats a photon

    • @Chief2Moon
      @Chief2Moon 6 лет назад +5

      +Sassy The Sasquatch not too bad a try, l'd say.

    • @Abkenn
      @Abkenn 6 лет назад

      Koolio Manbeast LOL

    • @debkonecny9401
      @debkonecny9401 6 лет назад

      😂😂

  • @VygoOG
    @VygoOG 2 месяца назад +1

    its tradition to watch vsauce once in a while

  • @tobechukwuikeh8287
    @tobechukwuikeh8287 5 лет назад +387

    How big can you get
    "15 minutes later": humans emit light....
    Wow

    • @beyondblesscrissy4063
      @beyondblesscrissy4063 5 лет назад +13

      Tobechukwu Ikeh vsauce is a equivalent to a shower thought that branches off to other shower thoughts.

    • @donnythedealer2571
      @donnythedealer2571 5 лет назад +2

      And that’s why we love him

  • @jonathandahlberg437
    @jonathandahlberg437 7 лет назад +445

    Vsauce in a nutshell:
    1st minute talking about tallest humans on earth.
    Rest of the video about photons and grizzly bears.

  • @IMuradI
    @IMuradI 5 лет назад +561

    Minute 0: How big can a person get?
    Minute 15: Your light defines how huge you are and now you are immortal thanks for watching.

    • @banared
      @banared 5 лет назад

      IMuradI Sill talking about visible size

  • @pog2711
    @pog2711 Месяц назад +2

    11 years later, this still goes hard 🔥

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions 4 года назад +1160

    michael: "hey vsauce... michael here... 10 cm"
    me: * pulls pants up* "what the heck michael??"

    • @cucumberrick3064
      @cucumberrick3064 4 года назад +37

      HECKproductions 4 inches ain't bad

    • @DjemilC
      @DjemilC 4 года назад +79

      @@cucumberrick3064 U got a 4 inch, don't you

    • @mrsauce9307
      @mrsauce9307 4 года назад +18

      Lmfaoo he definitely does😂

    • @AshrafAli-qn3gb
      @AshrafAli-qn3gb 4 года назад +3

      I laughed so hard😂😂

    • @rich_baconhd8602
      @rich_baconhd8602 4 года назад +7

      And if he doesn't? I met his sister and she told me he has 3 inch... xdxd

  • @Zormac
    @Zormac 5 лет назад +196

    2:11 - "But, beyond that, you're likely to hit a ceiling" - Bro, just step out of the house, sheesh

  • @biggagenderneutralperson382
    @biggagenderneutralperson382 4 года назад +1294

    Micheal: "do you smell that it might be you"
    Me: pooping on the toilet sweating nervously

    • @okeydokeygivemeyourgnocchi1481
      @okeydokeygivemeyourgnocchi1481 4 года назад +10

      MrSisterFister 2 was this Siri or were you pressing the word thingy on ur keyboard?

    • @nabilbouraya9545
      @nabilbouraya9545 4 года назад +7

      @MrSisterFister 2 bruh

    • @jegr3398
      @jegr3398 4 года назад +2

      I had corn in my poo the other day 💩

    • @ItsNicolau
      @ItsNicolau 4 года назад +1

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Ivannbeats
      @Ivannbeats 4 года назад +8

      @MrSisterFister 2 godzilla had a stroke reading that and fucking died

  • @1v3r50n0fficial
    @1v3r50n0fficial Год назад +5

    time to change my render distance

  • @conradandrew825
    @conradandrew825 6 лет назад +525

    Interesting how vsauce is probably one of the very few big channels that gets more views than his amount of subs. Most big channels have millions of inactive subs, but not vsauce. His crazy videos bring people back for more

    • @mattypat4624
      @mattypat4624 6 лет назад +22

      IT'S CUZ HE'S SO INTERESTING. ..

    • @findingnebro3765
      @findingnebro3765 6 лет назад +5

      Foreshadowing PewDiePie ;-)

    • @arttukettunen5757
      @arttukettunen5757 5 лет назад +13

      It's because his science videos weren't published rapidly, and are watchable years after they have been published. People also subscribe to Vsauce nowadays only for those rare free mind field episodes (expect them who pay yt premium)

    • @khaledal-zahrani445
      @khaledal-zahrani445 5 лет назад +4

      pewdiepie has 70 million subs and averages about 5 million views a video what do you mean

    • @josephhollandpontes1030
      @josephhollandpontes1030 5 лет назад +3

      Because knowledge is important, I just feel I am not wasting my time like other channels do waste my time without nothing to add in my personal life. Besides, Michael is the Einstein’s in know how to explain things that before I couldn’t understand very well.

  • @crnozlo1994
    @crnozlo1994 3 года назад +327

    I like how he always at the end turns this scientific facts into a philosophical message.

  • @volcanus20
    @volcanus20 5 лет назад +274

    "How far can your loudest shout travel"
    *Skyrim intensifies*

  • @Johnathan-hj3mm
    @Johnathan-hj3mm 14 дней назад +1

    bro these "o_0" audios he keeps throwing in after every question he asks r just jumpscares to me

  • @JoshQuay
    @JoshQuay 8 лет назад +2525

    I learn more from one of your videos than i do in school a year..

    • @JoshQuay
      @JoshQuay 8 лет назад +12

      +Squidward Tentacles are you being serious?

    • @colorcoated
      @colorcoated 8 лет назад +5

      This is so true

    • @panospan4297
      @panospan4297 8 лет назад +5

      Lol trrue

    • @panospan4297
      @panospan4297 8 лет назад +1

      +Panos Pan *true

    • @JoshQuay
      @JoshQuay 8 лет назад +3

      +Squidward Tentacles ... I think it might have been a joke? Let me just clear that up with the original poster. Yes I have spoken to him and it was actually a joke.

  • @victoriabowman8411
    @victoriabowman8411 4 года назад +200

    Me: I’m insignificant
    Michael: well what if u were the entire atmosphere

  • @Arktic_
    @Arktic_ 4 года назад +432

    I just realized that this is 7 year old and this is better than all the shows in 2020

    • @primo4915
      @primo4915 3 года назад +2

      Dude watch aot

    • @Not_Claptrap
      @Not_Claptrap 3 года назад +20

      @@primo4915 technically that show is from 2013

    • @williamlangdon1132
      @williamlangdon1132 3 года назад +1

      il say that not all shows, but still, I think I get it.
      also this vid is amazing

    • @lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ
      @lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ 3 года назад

      -8years old

    • @Octo.
      @Octo. 3 года назад +1

      @@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ "11 months ago"

  • @aforementioned7177
    @aforementioned7177 2 года назад +2

    Photons from you could never leave the Observable Universe. Space is expanding faster than light.

  • @disgameboydood310
    @disgameboydood310 5 лет назад +117

    "Hey Vsauce, Michael here. 10cm"
    Wow Michael, you didn’t have to talk about my private info out in the world.

  • @SleepyTooski
    @SleepyTooski 5 лет назад +167

    "How big can you get?"
    Vsauce: immortal

  • @R0ADTRiPPiN
    @R0ADTRiPPiN 4 года назад +703

    Me before this video: How big can a person get?
    Me after this video: I am technically immortal.

    • @Omprakash-fd2pc
      @Omprakash-fd2pc 4 года назад +4

      Man this guy is kindoff a paradoxical creature

    • @puffylord-3931
      @puffylord-3931 4 года назад

      no, YOU are not but the STUFF you emit is.

    • @R0ADTRiPPiN
      @R0ADTRiPPiN 4 года назад +4

      PuffyLord - please refer to the word *technically*

    • @supperp0tat074
      @supperp0tat074 4 года назад

      @@R0ADTRiPPiN Technically means the exact meaning of something and i'm sure a cretin such as yourself
      wouldn't even know the definition of refer.

    • @R0ADTRiPPiN
      @R0ADTRiPPiN 4 года назад +3

      supper p0tat0 Technically is exactly what I meant to say, so thank you for providing the definition! I’m not sure what you people are missing from the fact that if the STUFF we emit is immortal, then that TECHNICALLY makes us immortal! Unbelievable. You are all cretins lol

  • @itzalexplayz558
    @itzalexplayz558 2 дня назад +1

    Caseoh really said “challenge accepted”

  • @lukeaspinall977
    @lukeaspinall977 5 лет назад +792

    Yo moma so big her light photons surpasses the observable universe... vsauce what have you done

    • @lukeaspinall977
      @lukeaspinall977 5 лет назад +7

      Subscribe To PewDiePie my bad typo

    • @OdomisPimp
      @OdomisPimp 5 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @NoobsDudes
      @NoobsDudes 5 лет назад

      Rop

    • @SEB1991SEB
      @SEB1991SEB 5 лет назад +12

      Yo mama so big that by the time her photons reach the end of the observable universe, they haven't even separated enough so as to be individual photons!

    • @windblazeanims6253
      @windblazeanims6253 5 лет назад +14

      Yo Mama so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does...

  • @celnotfound1766
    @celnotfound1766 4 года назад +120

    me : “how tall can we get?”
    vsauce : here’s a cube

  • @gekku1578
    @gekku1578 5 лет назад +218

    Vsauce: The Bruhathkayosaurus
    Me explaining to a friend: The Bruh-saurus.

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 5 лет назад +6

      Bruhhh

    • @onionvlogs5222
      @onionvlogs5222 5 лет назад

      Leumaz Dnazor bruh

    • @Antiquirom
      @Antiquirom 4 года назад +1

      😳Is this a bruh moment???😳 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

  • @jonsnow82
    @jonsnow82 2 года назад +2

    Individual photons of you: I will reach the entire universe
    Black Hole: I will end this entire man career

  • @Crucizer
    @Crucizer 5 лет назад +180

    7:58 "You Will Be Hiding Behind The Curvature Of The Earth"
    _Flat-Earthers_ - *Triggered*

    • @sabinfigaro7334
      @sabinfigaro7334 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @QuartzOfficial
      @QuartzOfficial 4 года назад +8

      dome-earthers: i am inevitable

    • @saenskur2825
      @saenskur2825 4 года назад +9

      @@QuartzOfficial donut-earthers: Pathetic.

    • @bruhe8895
      @bruhe8895 4 года назад +1

      @@saenskur2825 cube earthers: huh? What did ya say?