I am pretty terrified of German Police. 🤣🤣🤣 Especially when they walk around with the dogs. Not that I do anything wrong but their whole attitude is like back off...While In The Netherlands I just approach the police and ask them for directions when I get lost in the cities 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's funny you say this. I had a cousin visit me in the states (she is from Germany). Several of us got together to go to a shooting range as she had never been. As we were loading the vehicle up she started to laugh. We asked her what was funny, and she said if a neighbor saw her loading up a car with guns like this in Germany the cops would be there within minutes. To be fair, it was an absurd amount of weapons, and even living here I can't belive how lax some of the restrictions are.
I remember they had a Wal-Mart when I briefly lived in Fulda, in Hessen. Really miss it there. This was around 1999-2000, so, quite a long time ago. But I am very happy that I had the opportunity to go to school there for a little while. Germany, especially Hessen, will always have a special place in my heart. Some of the most beautiful and quaint countryside I’ve ever seen.
No kidding? I was stationed in Hanau, but it was back in 1989... Fulda was a hotspot. I just went back to visit and walked across the old border from Point Alpha (Rasdorf). I'm glad I went back.
Yeah. It’s true, Europeans sue too, often more than in the US. Lawyers in the US cost too much to sue for most things. I’ve seem as many guns in Bavaria in 9 years as in the US, hunters in both cases.
@@SeeLasSee my mother in law and her neighbor had each other in court more times than I could count. Suing each other for trees and how far the limbs reached, the leaves, pine cones, and anything else they could think of. Both had litigation insurance and made the insurance company regret it. Even better, a bridge near Wiesbaden was renovated but failed the final load test. As a result the Prime contractor Süd- their supplier accusing them of substandard cement. The joke? Both were owned by the same corporation with the same insurance company. It still took over a year to litigate fault.
@@chrissmith7669 yes, I can believe that. While my mother was never sued when we I there as a kid, a neighbor did complain to her he could once smell some wood smoke with his bedroom window open. He explained to her that her wood might not be dry, but she was burning purchased Beech wood.
@@eukalyptus8974after racking and chambering a round as we have to assume its loaded then proceeds to boys in the hood that shit no holster appendix carry while having finger still on trigger
@@zaidabd7601 lmao, no. White people means a caucasian. Asains are Asian regardless of their skin colour. If skin colour is all there is, why doesn't Asians with white skin get the same white priviledge treatment ? Everyone is POC except white, it means people of colour. And befor you say anything stupid like " Light skinned Asians are mixed with white" then should everyone be considered black because all humans literally came from Africa and evolved to different races today ? Environment and outside makes it a big factor to people's appearence and their changes throught out the years, and Asia has the best skincare industry in the world, so ofc sunscreen is normalised and a must have for everyone regardless of skin colour because we know UV is bad, it can also cause skin cancer. My blood's just boiled reading this comment because I'm a 'white skinned' asain, as you have said. I was born and raised in Thailand so if I'm white, where's my white priviledge. Why am I treated as an Asian my entire life ? Omg.
@@justmyedits6596 there is a difference between white people and europeans , white people is subjective anyone can be white I'm black so I see some latinos and asians as White , you're calling caucasians white people because you're using the western defenation of it, hell in my country yellow people are called white anyone light skinned is white , now europeans are the people that come from europe which is the one most western people mean when they say white people , the terms white and black are very subjective and it depends on where you come from
I've been stationed in Germany three times in my military career and my friends are shocked when I tell them I lived better there than I do back in the US.
Because they only hear anti german things. Movies etc. Have you lately seen a movie germ am lobe story? No. Always a jewish person has to be i it during the nazitime. Over and over...all the time. I feel sad about it. But it is planned....and amer. Think. Its normal....we could work this out...peace
Huh so you were in a European country with a weaker economy, making an American paycheck, had access to a TDY per diem, with paid for lodging, and you lived better? Who would have thought?! Pro tip: the same thing happens to ANYONE who is stationed in a noncombative country anywhere.
@@scaryalbino8807the british pound is worth more than the american dollar there is functioning continuous trade throughout all of europe the eu exists and germany is flourishing despite only being reconnected 25 years ago
@HyperGoat_14 ...your response to my comment about Germany is to talk about the British pound? And you followed that up with a word salad about the EU? The only thing about your comment that impressed me was that it wasn't written in crayon.
I am Italian but I live in the U.K. Once, an American colleague (educated at university level) asked me how the Romans were and what were their living conditions. I was confused but answered that they were fine assuming he meant the inhabitants of our capital, Rome (also called Romans). After a while, I understood that he thought that the Italians had somehow put the Romans in reserves as Americans did with Native Americans 😳. Trying really hard not to laugh as he was very proud of his knowledge, I had to give him a brief (but covering nearly 2000 years) lesson of history. He was shocked that we effectively descend from the Romans.
All that shyt was invented and imported from Europe, specifically Germany and England. Germans deal with the same marxist/politically correct speech etc as Americans, even more if you ask me.
That guy is definitely not a gun owner. At least I hope he isn't with that carelessness. Even if it's not loaded you would never point a gun at someone's head.
@@calvinphipps2744 Very FEW US Citizens have ASSAULT RIFLES. Those are illegal for MOST Citizens. One needs an FFL, and to pay the tax stamp (plus the nearly prohibitively high price for the firearm), and the only permissible assault rifles are pre-1986. You see, assault rifles are fully automatic, or are burst fire, or are selective fire. No such thing as a semiautomatic assault rifle. And no, I don't even own a semiautomatic, magazine-fed rifle. Also, what defines a hunting rifle? My lever action rifles are capable of bringing down various game. I don't have optics on them, nor the accoutrements generally associated with hunting (as I don't hunt), but they definitely can be used for hunting. Are only certain rifles allowed in the "hunting rifle" club?
As a European who came to America, the severe lack of public transit, large portion sizes, and an absence of widespread historical knowledge was a big shock to me.
Because of sprawl, public transport cant be as fast or efficient in the US, add on to that the fact that most US citizens see public transport as something for "The Poors" and you get a slow, grossly underfunded, and inefficient system. Portion sizes probably has to do with the volume of food grown locally in the US making it less expensive to make more. Then, being in competition with other restaurants, you don't want to be the place with "less food". Lastly history Education has to do with the motivation of children to learn. It is very difficult to teach a child who is apathetic to learning. For instance children in the western half of the US don't get all that enthusiastic about thing that happened 3,000 miles away as they do learning about stuff they know they can visit. They care even less about learning European history from across an ocean. A kid in the UK can learn about Hadrian's wall being built almost 2000 years ago and learn that no matter where on Great Brittan they live, it's less than 500km from the wall. Hard for a 7 year old to care Plymouth rock when they live 4,200 km away in Los Angeles. That's more than the distance from London to Bagdad. Not saying that its okay to have shit transit and education, just that there are challenges inherent to the US that contribute to the differences.
Lol. "Large portion sizes". You don't have to eat large portions, no one's forcing you to. On the historical side, let me ask you this: How do you teach ppl about history when the population is diverse as America is? Why would some students from a latin American background, say Guatamala, or student from perhaps Guam give two shits about history that happened in Europe, Africa or the middle east? It wasn't their ppl, so why would that interest them? Germany is still a very homogeneous nation even though it also has many foreigners, but that's what makes the difference. A nation of mostly Germans learning about their ppl's history and the history of their surrounding neighbors which affected them is going to interest them. In America, they'll learn the same history, but to many students it really won't mean much. There's absolutely nothing tying them to the history. Most of them will just think, "It was a bunch of boring shit that happened to white ppl" in countries they couldn't point out on a map if their lives deoended on it. Oh, and we do have history, obviously but good luck in cherishing it or even teaching it bc everything's racist now.
Public trànsit? Read up on why it's not liked here. Ever hear of NYC and the people being shoved in front of the traìns....or the losers who have been àttacking people on buses, trains, and then get released ìmmediately thanks to no bail and they do it again.
@@TheGoldenDragon_ Germany really isn't homogeneous anymore. Ethnic Germans are 70% or so of the population and are a minority in a few areas now, they are projected to become a minority in German over all by 2060 according to the Clovis Institute.
As a swedish person i find it funny when a german person jokes about someone else buying bottled water. Whenever i vent hiking in the mountains in Sweden and met some Germans they would always be carrying loads of bottled water(probably adding at least 10kg to their package weight). The funny thing is that the river water in the mountains here is completely drinkable and probably more clean then the bottled water that they bring with them.
The parts about Starbucks, bus riding, tap water, rabbit food, being out of shape climbing stairs, and not knowing where the Berlin wall is, are all more accurate than the gun stuff.
Speak for yourself.... the gun stuff and the anti communist jokes were most applicable to this American. I always rode the bus/train, and I'm in decent shape. The things that really blew my mind in Berlin were- A: The sheer, staggering amount of grafitti B: Tits everywhere C: People really do wait for the ampelmann D: Berndt Das Brot
@@2804Freedom I know about that. I'm a german myself. I meant that if you have a wall and destroy most of it, the leftover is more or less still a wall.
Not really because one of those sides offers itself up for a hundred times more clowning-upon. The "left" side of US politics is lame, the right side is batshit insane, which makes centrism and both-sidesism moronic.
@@Daneelro Both the left and right are downright delusional and thoroughly misinformed. As an American, though, I have seen considerably more people on the moderate-right being open to complex, multi-faceted, and reality-centered political stances, but this group is incredibly underrepresented and hidden by almost all media outlets worldwide. Politics is a fuck.
@@casparroist2920 It is difficult to say what you mean by "left" in the US because (1) the mainstream of the Democratic party is definitely not on the left from a European perspective, (2) the actual left is relatively small and powerless, (3) your views may be coloured by right-wing propaganda deliberately mixing up the various movements opposing them and pretending the actual left has much more influence than it has. At any rate, in my experience, too, it _is_ true that "downright delusional and thoroughly misinformed" describes the overwhelming majority of Americans, especially when it comes to anything with relevance beyond US borders, but there are marked differences in both quality and quantity between the typical ignorance you see in the different political groups. It is even more difficult to say what you mean by "moderate-right" in the US, especially in terms of alleged lack of media representation. Regarding the latter, my experience is diametrically opposed to your claims: especially prior to the rise of Trump but even now, both mainstream US media and foreign media consistently underplayed the extent and magnitude of insanity and depravity among most US right-wingers, while the true scale was apparent to me if I met them on the internet or looked into in-depth polls & studies. US media did this out of fear of alienating viewers and the bad tradition of bipartisanship, foreign media due to the foreign correspondent syndrome. The only Americans I encountered whom I would rate as genuine moderate right-wingers were people with a special kind of ignorance: people influenced by the writings of conservative intellectuals from decades ago who seemed oblivious to the fact that their influence on the modern conservative movement is zero. But I have also met several Americans who are clearly on the far-right from an European perspective but claimed or even believed themselves to be centrists, especially in the loose on-line groups around several dozen political con-men and on-line personalities which can be summarized under the term "anti-SJW". These people tend to come from a place of extreme ignorance about most of the political spectrum (even the spectrum in the US, not to mention the rest of the world).
@@casparroist2920 Let me venture a more specific reply. Your original comment made me think what you mean because first, I didn't see most of the lampooned American stereotypes as tied to or exclusive to a political side, and second, it didn't come to me immediately which ones you might connect to the "left" side. On the latter, even after thinking about it, I could recall only one: the recurring "I'm offended" reaction, which can be read as a criticism of the US phenomena of political correctness and identity politics, phenomena which tend to be connected to the Democrats. However, I think the makers of the video showed awareness that these phenomena are not at all limited to the left side of the political spectrum, as shown by the moment when the reason for taking offence is a traffic sign showing a child with a mother and not a father.
This is a masterpiece! My son was stationed in Germany for a bit. During some of our conversations, his American really started to show when he complained about walking everywhere and riding buses. He couldn’t stop talking about the food and beer though, he hates American beer now🤣.
I tried corona once after whole day of European beers, none of us liked it and we ended up spraying each other with it and then bought my fav one and drunk it in front of the market because everything else was closed by that time
I also was stationed there so I can verify everything from walking to the beer. American beer is substandard except Sam Adams. To me that’s the closest to German beer we get.
@@djuzasvraka4321 I would not drink Bud or Busch, my favorites have always been smaller breweries in Pennsylvania Dutch Country because those people are basically entirely German decedent. Its called Dutch Country because when we were asked the immigrants where they were from, they said Deutschland and in classic American fashion we assumed Dutch land.
Fun fact: we actually had Wal-Mart here in Germany. But they didn't last long here because their American worker policy violated our laws and Germans didn't really warm up to the American way of treating their customers. We are so used to doing everything ourselves and being treated coldly by cashiers that it felt really creepy that the staff was so overly friendly.😂
@George the Bug eater Another reason is that we already have many supermarkets here, so there wasn't really a need for a new one. The American way of friendliness being considered fake and creepy and the terrible worker policies were basically the icing on the cake
@@NoxAtlas in the Midwest USA where I’m from, it’s just about respect and hospitality. It’s not necessarily fake, we are just friendly to strangers out of respect. If you ever visited here you would feel a genuine feeling. Especially down south. It’s just how we were raised since we were children.
@George the Bug eater I don't doubt that americans are genuinely friendly and respectful. But the cultural differences can make things difficult and leave a biased impression. What's normal for you might be considered "too much" in other places. For example: Americans come off as exaggerating a lot (be it emotions, facial expressions, the size of dishes, the overblown Hollywood Blockbusters, etc.) which leaves the impression that they're faking a lot. Americans, on the other hand, might consider us as cold, probably rude because we're infamous for being very direct, distanced and having no sense of humor. We know it's not true, but that's how other nations see us because they have a different way to interact with each other.
Funny thing is my husband is European living in the US, and he works with a bunch of Germans, And just recently like 3 German guys just came to his company for a week long stay and all they could talk about was going to the shooting range. They were so excited and went twice, and they love America...
I remember discussing politics in a bar with some people I'd never met before while in Germany, we all shook hands and went our ways after. Would never see that here, always gonna be a fight or a gun pulled out.
I lived in Canada for 22 years where the healthcare was "free". No one ever wanted to admit they paid for it by force with an extremely high tax rate. The only 2 times I had to use the system I ended up having to pay out of pocket for private care because the system was so backlogged that it was going to take 11-14 months to get anything meaningful done.
As a rural Texan, I was blown away by the European public transportation system. I didn't get it until I experienced it and it seems silly that we dont have public trains on all the tracks in the state. For example: If I have to go to San Antonio or Austin for a meeting, I could spend 15hrs driving or 20hrs sleeping or working for half the price.
That why I advocate and like public transportation more. Why which do you prefer to stay in a car for an hour stressing about traffic or stay in a train or bus with headphones one relaxing, reading a book, get ahead of HW or even a take a nap because you missed on sleep. Mmmm the second one sounds better to me!
Public transportation is nice but a personal vehicle is nice to fall back on. When there's a disaster or earthquake public transportation is the first to go
We don’t have the population density to make widespread public transportation profitable. If you want better public transit you have to make more people.
Trains make more sense in tiny, cramped Europe than in the vastly bigger, much more widespread United States. Only the Northeast makes sense financially for a bunch of commuter trains. It would never work in rural Texas, not enough customers.
@@GabiN64 Midwestern conservatives don't get offended by everything, they don't sue people for stupid reasons and they don't like Starbucks. I'm sure there were other conflicts as well.
@@hamnchee maybe the previous was a little too graphic, anyway, yeah, i carry whenever I can. Our neighbor, in a peaceful, middle class neighborhood, was just mauled by a German shepherd. Hospitalized. Obviously, she was not carrying.
Nick, ich meine es ernst. Du solltest wirklich ein Filmemacher werden. Dieser Sketch ist so gut, so realitätsnah und so lustig, das könnte man tatsächlich im Ferndehen senden - ungeschnitten! Nick, I'm serious. You really should become a filmmaker. This sketch is so good, so realistic and so funny, you could actually broadcast it on TV - uncut!
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One of my teachers told me how a student of his moved to Germany for an exchange program and the family she was sent to live with "didn't" speak English and it took her about a month to speak German fluently once she could speak it fluently they all congratulated her in perfect English because the fastest way to learn another language is to have no one speak to you in yours 😆😆😆
It was changed like this in my country and there are net stores that are country-wide opened despite of the new "Sunday law" - it's such level of government corruption because they privately invest in those stores.
@@dwellerinblack7816 Offended, no. Come see America, the real America. You’ll find we’re rather nice folks that DETEST communism in any form. I only jumped in so you know we still exist. I’m troubled the subject of communism is made to be a joke, as if it’s no big deal. Ask the millions that suffered under Stalin or Mao if they think communism is funny.
1:02 "there's a lot of crazy people out there.." I love this part because to Germans, anyone carrying a gun who is not police or military is a crazy person.
@@Cipkanikolaj Well, other than in the US, in Western Europe murder is a very rare occurrence. Your guns don't do anything. To the contrary! They are probably one of the reasons for the high number of violent crimes in the US (in conjunction with the messed up "social" system probably). Just compare the criminal statistics of the US and e.g. Germany. The US is a warzone compared to Germany, in terms of security.
@@seb0rn739 I live in Czech Republic. The 8th safest country in the world. We hold more guns and have more carry permits than California (we have 300 000 carry permits California only 11 000!)
@@seb0rn739 so if you don't wanna carry or own gun that's on you. But don't go crying about being robbed or shot by a criminal if such a think happens. Because criminals don't obey laws. Even in USA they buy illegal firearms rather than legal ones since they can't get the legal ones. By disarming citizens you only give advantage to the criminals and the government to instill tyranny. There's reason why every tyranny started by disarming ppl rather than the purges. Look at your countryman Adolf. Or Stalin or Lenin or Castro or Mao....... The list goes on. They first disarmed the ppl (while using the same talking points as EU or democrats in US) and then started murdering
@@seb0rn739 also firearms aren't reason for high crime on the US. It's the socio-economic problems. And since the elites will rather invest millions of dollars into promoting gun control then helping the poor you get crime.
It's quite funny. I suppose if all you've ever drank is either watered down bagged coffee at the local diner or Folgers crystalized instant at home, you'd think it's good. People even proudly pay $10 for their specialty drinks there. "I'm a diva! I'm worth it!" It's such idiocy.
@@Simon-tc1mc I think that most US grocery stores have to offer at least 1-2 whole bean coffees in the big plastic containers that are better than the Starbucks overroasted beans. To see what I mean, order a plain cup of drip from Starbucks, then make a cup of drip with fresh-ground beans at your house. The homebrew will be a lot better. Also, literally any independent coffee shop (quite literally ANY) will be better than Starbucks.
I don't understand people in my country(the U.S.) who go to Starbucks. We do have actually artisan bakery cafes with good coffee, local ones owned by families.
Imagine a German going to america. "What why there so many flags here, are these people fascists??!" "No, they're just patriotic, everyone has an American flag."
That is freaking hilarious!! I’m an American soldier that spent a few years in Germany and anybody who gets offended by this has no sense of humor Good shit guys, love it
@@Revolución_Socialista if i was you, i would try not to remind the world about that haha... ¿Por qué querrías ser visto igual a las personas más estúpidas del planeta?
First of all karl marx the founder of communism was german and second of all in ww1 germany supported Lenin to go to russia and make communism revolution and third of all germany is a socialist country
@@kianooshbabaei5319 First of all, marx didn't make communism. What he showed was marxism. It's merely the study of the interaction between the working class and the capitalists. It also just points to how the working class will form a revolution. Though, germany is socialist and was socialist even in ww2.
@@kianooshbabaei5319 Lenin was more a kind of special weapon to drive Russia out of the war. The Kaiserreich hated communists like every other monarchy.
I laughed until the part where they were drinking beer on the bridge. I also found it funny that the American thought Germany needed to be more free even though Germany is more free
@@amirfaqihi9130 Only crazy high compared to the US. In return we get (mostly) free healthcare, (mostly) free access to university and other venues of education, (mostly) working fast public transport, social security, (almost) unlimited sick days, a minimum of four weeks paid vacation... And so on and so forth.
0:54 I just love how the pistol he pulls out is a Walther. It's always polite to carry a nationally-appropriate gun whenever you visit a foreign country.
One of the funniest videos I’ve seen. I really love my adopted country but I will be honest, Germany has better public transit that the us by a lot. (I’m natively Canadian but they’re much worse for lots of reason haha)
A country that actually allowed themselves to be run by Hitler is in no position to make fun of anyone, except Communist countries. And that's only because they haven't mastered the art of stealing everyone's shit, yet.
@@rawrimadeinosaur7513 some states have shitty tap water in the US. The southern states for the most part have the best tap water especially states like Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, and North Alabama which all get their water from natural limestone springs and such
@@strat458796 key word is some and it's not the state, it's just like one city that contaminated their water. You say the South has the best water yet when I was in Gergia the tap water was down right awful and tasted like salt water.
In fairness the people I hear whining the most from the US are pro-gun people. They get so offended by even the notion of restricting gun usage, they'd rather have frequent mass murdering's of young children and adults. I've never seen someone so offended by gender issues they've implicitly contributed to the slaughter of 19 children and two teachers.
Def not something/someone to be proud of (even his mom called him lazy [for real, read his biography]) And that's in fact what's communism all about lazy manipulative people coming to power and enslaving/harshly ruling over the rest of the hardworking people (the working class) and they are not even satisfied with that but they also require the working class to idolize/ worship the president/leader (the new authoritarian monarch) and those closest to him (the top of the Communist party... The newer generations of Americans and western Europeans don't know what's Socialism/Communism all about, that's why they're being so naive about it, because they've been reaping all the benefits of Capitalism and Democracy, since birth Communism is possibly even worst then Nazism (tho both are totalitarian systems and very evil in it's nature), As a result of Communism milions of people are dying even today in China (there are crazy persecution of various religious groups, ethnicities and political groups, and as a consequence of the radical persecutions of the communist regime there are many groups of people which are already extinct in China, we are talking about millions of people, and we can't even hear about it in the media) and countless number of people/dozens of dozens of millions, have died just because they dared to disagree with the One party communism regimes during the past roughly 100 years. It's posibly even more dangerous then radical Islamism, since Radical Islam is not that well thought and developed deceptive ideology, it's pretty simple, although equally as heinous in it's nature, but it was made up by desert 7 century people, who were not that intelligent and educated. These guys, Marxs, Engels, Lenin, they were both intelligent and educated, and its a very deceptive dishonest ideology which at first seems plausible and just to people, but at it's core, it is rotten and evil because what these ideologists/philosophers/teachers actually want from you is your money, they at first take advantage of your unfortunate situation and bad life circumstances and promise you everything you want/desire, but at the end give you nothing, when/if the Socialist-Comunist party comes to power in your country (God forbid), they'll make you equally poor slaves of the ruling Communist-Socalist party, except if you are really close with the top of the leadership (less then 0.1 percent of the country's population, who is in posession of most of the wealth and basically all power/influence/media in the country, it always proves to be like that and that does not seem like common equity/equality to me at all), and in case you do your ass licking job good enough on a daily basis and idolize and worshiping your corrupt/wicked leader (the new authoritarian monarchy), they might even make you less poor among the poor....
I'm thinking about doing study abroad there some time in 2023. After college I might move there and get a job within Economics and financial industry. Are you fluent in German?
I wouldn't say "Ihre", it's a polite form you usually only use while talking to superiors like your boss or a teacher, "eure" (=your) would fit better. Dein Deutsch ist aber garnicht mal so schlecht. Gratuliere.
I remember the first time I heard one of my American friends commenting on how awesome it is to be able to drink in public! I was staring at him and I was like "what do you mean, you can carry a gun with you but you can't drink in public in the US?" and I thought he was joking! A couple of years later I visited my friends in California and I think the only time we had a beer in public was on an isolated beach, but I didn't mind at all, because California was so awesome!
California is terrible. Here in Texas we can carry a gun without zee paperz, and since covid we can bring booze home from restaurants (but no drinking in public, that's trashy!)
@@BigKatz It's only trashy because it's illegal, meaning just about the only people who do it are homeless or douchebags. There is something criminal about feeling like you can't have a beer on a beach without being at risk of having someone snitch on you to the cops. The US is a police state.
I live in the Netherlands where many situations are similar (not identical both countries have also differences even when been Germanics) and I identified so much with the German guy, the people from US here simply don't get it, they remain in their mind set is hilarious, great video
Same here, I am portuguese, a bit far south but it's funny sometimes to see them around, I like them they are good people but there are some funny differences
Especially with tucking it in the belt, although its most likely a cap gun, Airsoft gun, gel gun, prop gun or any other fake type of gun, it still pains me to see it
@@arunbhat2511 its kinda complicated in germany we have more than 2 parties the main ones are : the left, SPD (both socialist) FDP, CDU (Angela merkels party) AFD (very right-wing and kinda racist) and the greens (enviromentalists) I dont know about any communist parties tho
As an American this is on-point as hell, actually laughed a bunch I think it's healthy to be able to take jokes about your culture/identity (provided it's not just mean-spirited or wrong, of course), it's good for perspective
Let's assume you mean 10 billion by a 'zillion' (cause zillion means indefinite). The video is 6:58 6 minutes & 58 secs = 418 secs 418 × 10 billion = 4180000000000 secs = 69,666,666,666.666 minutes = 1,161,111,111.111 hours = 48,379,629.629629 days = approximately 132,546 years. The video came out 2 years ago. Sorry sir, but you just lied.
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Hahaha... that makes me really wanna visit Germany
I'll make sure that this video reach the americans at the office today
Salad is a promise that food will soon arrive.
But it’s better with dressing.
John Pinette?
"It's not food. It's what food eats" 😂😂😂 but seriously, I like both veggie and fleisch
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Yes! And many more!
A good made salad in an restaurant is an garand of good food coming after it.
This American is simultaneously the most right wing and left wing person
You need two wings to fly afterall
gotta show both sides in one video I guess
So he is a Jreg fan.
I was looking for this comment. 😁
Pro gun but is offended by everything.
You got 420 likes and I am not gonna be the one who ruins it.
I don't think anyone could walk around in Germany openly brandishing a firearm without the police showing up pretty quickly.
I am pretty terrified of German Police. 🤣🤣🤣 Especially when they walk around with the dogs. Not that I do anything wrong but their whole attitude is like back off...While In The Netherlands I just approach the police and ask them for directions when I get lost in the cities 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ANDJELINA I've asked German police for the way before
Well in the US we have a different relationship with guns than any other country
It's funny you say this. I had a cousin visit me in the states (she is from Germany). Several of us got together to go to a shooting range as she had never been. As we were loading the vehicle up she started to laugh. We asked her what was funny, and she said if a neighbor saw her loading up a car with guns like this in Germany the cops would be there within minutes. To be fair, it was an absurd amount of weapons, and even living here I can't belive how lax some of the restrictions are.
They're in Solvang . A nice German town in California 😜
I remember they had a Wal-Mart when I briefly lived in Fulda, in Hessen. Really miss it there. This was around 1999-2000, so, quite a long time ago. But I am very happy that I had the opportunity to go to school there for a little while. Germany, especially Hessen, will always have a special place in my heart. Some of the most beautiful and quaint countryside I’ve ever seen.
Grüße aus Hessen😁😂
No kidding? I was stationed in Hanau, but it was back in 1989... Fulda was a hotspot. I just went back to visit and walked across the old border from Point Alpha (Rasdorf). I'm glad I went back.
"Holy cow, the Berlin Wall!"
"We are still in Bavaria"
why does this hit so hard
And they are not in Bavaria they where in Schwäbisch Hall this is a City in Baden Wuerttemberg
But the city in the video is not in Bavaria. This is Schwäbisch Hall. Importen city in Baden-Württemberg.
@@Jafri1001 a aq
@@Jafri1001 *Baden Württemberg
@@erikelert4066 auf Englisch Baden Wuerttemberg da es im englischen kein ü gibt
In Italy we call Starbucks coffee "dirty water"
I'm American and I whole heartily agree with you...not only that, it's expensive dirty water.
there are so many people in the world who don't like Italian style coffee
because they look like dirty water instead coffe, which is supposed to looks black.
I mean for an Americans there isn't any coffee shops that are halfway decent at an alright price I take what I can get
Hold the fuck up,screw you America im moving to Italy 🤣
"Im gonna sue the shit out of this city" thats the most american thing ever lol
haha ya ^^ i loved all those cliche's they pointed out ^^
Lol. To be honest Germans also love to sue each other and especially the government.
Yeah. It’s true, Europeans sue too, often more than in the US. Lawyers in the US cost too much to sue for most things. I’ve seem as many guns in Bavaria in 9 years as in the US, hunters in both cases.
@@SeeLasSee my mother in law and her neighbor had each other in court more times than I could count. Suing each other for trees and how far the limbs reached, the leaves, pine cones, and anything else they could think of. Both had litigation insurance and made the insurance company regret it. Even better, a bridge near Wiesbaden was renovated but failed the final load test. As a result the Prime contractor Süd- their supplier accusing them of substandard cement. The joke? Both were owned by the same corporation with the same insurance company. It still took over a year to litigate fault.
@@chrissmith7669 yes, I can believe that. While my mother was never sued when we I there as a kid, a neighbor did complain to her he could once smell some wood smoke with his bedroom window open. He explained to her that her wood might not be dry, but she was burning purchased Beech wood.
Okay the crazy look in his eyes as he says “there’s a lot of crazy people out there…” while holding a gun got me, lol.
while having the finger on the trigger.
😂
It's almost too spot on. This is every gun owner in America
@@eukalyptus8974after racking and chambering a round as we have to assume its loaded then proceeds to boys in the hood that shit no holster appendix carry while having finger still on trigger
As an American never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
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asking why there aren't a lot of black people in most of mainland Europe is like asking why there aren't many white people in asia
There are many white people in asia tho ,because anyone who is light skinned count as white even if they're asian, africa might be a better example
I know where I'm moving to 😃
@@zaidabd7601 lmao, no. White people means a caucasian. Asains are Asian regardless of their skin colour. If skin colour is all there is, why doesn't Asians with white skin get the same white priviledge treatment ?
Everyone is POC except white, it means people of colour. And befor you say anything stupid like " Light skinned Asians are mixed with white" then should everyone be considered black because all humans literally came from Africa and evolved to different races today ? Environment and outside makes it a big factor to people's appearence and their changes throught out the years, and Asia has the best skincare industry in the world, so ofc sunscreen is normalised and a must have for everyone regardless of skin colour because we know UV is bad, it can also cause skin cancer.
My blood's just boiled reading this comment because I'm a 'white skinned' asain, as you have said. I was born and raised in Thailand so if I'm white, where's my white priviledge. Why am I treated as an Asian my entire life ? Omg.
@@justmyedits6596 there is a difference between white people and europeans , white people is subjective anyone can be white I'm black so I see some latinos and asians as White , you're calling caucasians white people because you're using the western defenation of it, hell in my country yellow people are called white anyone light skinned is white , now europeans are the people that come from europe which is the one most western people mean when they say white people , the terms white and black are very subjective and it depends on where you come from
@@zaidabd7601 lol you funny. we asians pride ourselves being white even before the west call themselves white. we love our whiteness.
I like how he intently put the card back in the wrong place, very American.
Do you have a timestamp?
I think 1:40 ish
@@sleepychameleon6871 3:50
I missed that
As an American, I very much agree and hate this fact about my fellow Americans.
I've been stationed in Germany three times in my military career and my friends are shocked when I tell them I lived better there than I do back in the US.
Because they only hear anti german things. Movies etc. Have you lately seen a movie germ am lobe story? No. Always a jewish person has to be i it during the nazitime. Over and over...all the time. I feel sad about it. But it is planned....and amer. Think. Its normal....we could work this out...peace
Can you tell me about it?
Huh so you were in a European country with a weaker economy, making an American paycheck, had access to a TDY per diem, with paid for lodging, and you lived better? Who would have thought?!
Pro tip: the same thing happens to ANYONE who is stationed in a noncombative country anywhere.
@@scaryalbino8807the british pound is worth more than the american dollar there is functioning continuous trade throughout all of europe the eu exists and germany is flourishing despite only being reconnected 25 years ago
@HyperGoat_14 ...your response to my comment about Germany is to talk about the British pound? And you followed that up with a word salad about the EU? The only thing about your comment that impressed me was that it wasn't written in crayon.
I am Italian but I live in the U.K. Once, an American colleague (educated at university level) asked me how the Romans were and what were their living conditions. I was confused but answered that they were fine assuming he meant the inhabitants of our capital, Rome (also called Romans). After a while, I understood that he thought that the Italians had somehow put the Romans in reserves as Americans did with Native Americans 😳. Trying really hard not to laugh as he was very proud of his knowledge, I had to give him a brief (but covering nearly 2000 years) lesson of history. He was shocked that we effectively descend from the Romans.
Did you told him he might be a descendant of some european people and therefore maybe have some roman ancestors too? :D
An American guy once seriously asked a friend if Europeans wash and have cars...🤓
I don't want to say they're dumb... But... Well, they are, but in some way I felt very surprised with your story... How?
That's just pathetic. We learned your history in grade school in "backward" West Virginia. "Book smart" doesn't always translate to smart.
We have Roman towns all over England and Wales such as Caerleon, Caerwent and Cirencester.
"This is offensive..."
Most American thing ever.
Its only half american, ease of offense is a part of americas lesser half. Sadly her loudest half
*pull out gun*
All that shyt was invented and imported from Europe, specifically Germany and England. Germans deal with the same marxist/politically correct speech etc as Americans, even more if you ask me.
The whole western world has this problem. Here in Brazil is no different.
@@Nimai_Aquino Yep
“They’re the offspring of communists but they mean you no harm.”
Fucking killed me there. Shot was funny.
I loved it. Too bad it's a lie....
Biggest lie ever
LIES!!!!
I'd be like "ok but he's goin on a watchlist!"
@@Synergy7Studios it isn't
Really amazing that you filmed this in the city of Schwäbisch Hall!
Keep up the good work :)
even though he says they are still in Bavaria :))
Me as an American: LOL we are totally like that about guns and commies
Also Me as an American: That guy has horrible trigger discipline
That guy is definitely not a gun owner. At least I hope he isn't with that carelessness. Even if it's not loaded you would never point a gun at someone's head.
I'm also not american, but that trigger finger triggered me ;)
But it kinda added to the stereotype
I was looking for this comment lol.
Did no one learn from Alec Baldwin!!!
for fucking real
As an American this is absolutely hilarious and I'm offended he didn't have a third gun
Don't worry my good man, of course he has a third gun.
It's in his lifted pickup truck, along with the shotgun. 😁
I know, where is 45-70 in both socks
yeah I thought the riding the bus conversation was going to end with him saying he needed a third gun lol
I know right, no assault rifle? at least a hunting rifle? 🤦🏿♂️ Seems sus his "American" is in question 🧐🤔
@@calvinphipps2744 Very FEW US Citizens have ASSAULT RIFLES. Those are illegal for MOST Citizens. One needs an FFL, and to pay the tax stamp (plus the nearly prohibitively high price for the firearm), and the only permissible assault rifles are pre-1986. You see, assault rifles are fully automatic, or are burst fire, or are selective fire. No such thing as a semiautomatic assault rifle. And no, I don't even own a semiautomatic, magazine-fed rifle.
Also, what defines a hunting rifle? My lever action rifles are capable of bringing down various game. I don't have optics on them, nor the accoutrements generally associated with hunting (as I don't hunt), but they definitely can be used for hunting. Are only certain rifles allowed in the "hunting rifle" club?
As a European who came to America, the severe lack of public transit, large portion sizes, and an absence of widespread historical knowledge was a big shock to me.
Because of sprawl, public transport cant be as fast or efficient in the US, add on to that the fact that most US citizens see public transport as something for "The Poors" and you get a slow, grossly underfunded, and inefficient system.
Portion sizes probably has to do with the volume of food grown locally in the US making it less expensive to make more. Then, being in competition with other restaurants, you don't want to be the place with "less food".
Lastly history Education has to do with the motivation of children to learn. It is very difficult to teach a child who is apathetic to learning. For instance children in the western half of the US don't get all that enthusiastic about thing that happened 3,000 miles away as they do learning about stuff they know they can visit. They care even less about learning European history from across an ocean. A kid in the UK can learn about Hadrian's wall being built almost 2000 years ago and learn that no matter where on Great Brittan they live, it's less than 500km from the wall. Hard for a 7 year old to care Plymouth rock when they live 4,200 km away in Los Angeles. That's more than the distance from London to Bagdad. Not saying that its okay to have shit transit and education, just that there are challenges inherent to the US that contribute to the differences.
Well you went to there wrong city then
Lol. "Large portion sizes". You don't have to eat large portions, no one's forcing you to. On the historical side, let me ask you this: How do you teach ppl about history when the population is diverse as America is? Why would some students from a latin American background, say Guatamala, or student from perhaps Guam give two shits about history that happened in Europe, Africa or the middle east? It wasn't their ppl, so why would that interest them? Germany is still a very homogeneous nation even though it also has many foreigners, but that's what makes the difference. A nation of mostly Germans learning about their ppl's history and the history of their surrounding neighbors which affected them is going to interest them.
In America, they'll learn the same history, but to many students it really won't mean much. There's absolutely nothing tying them to the history. Most of them will just think, "It was a bunch of boring shit that happened to white ppl" in countries they couldn't point out on a map if their lives deoended on it. Oh, and we do have history, obviously but good luck in cherishing it or even teaching it bc everything's racist now.
Public trànsit? Read up on why it's not liked here. Ever hear of NYC and the people being shoved in front of the traìns....or the losers who have been àttacking people on buses, trains, and then get released ìmmediately thanks to no bail and they do it again.
@@TheGoldenDragon_ Germany really isn't homogeneous anymore. Ethnic Germans are 70% or so of the population and are a minority in a few areas now, they are projected to become a minority in German over all by 2060 according to the Clovis Institute.
As a swedish person i find it funny when a german person jokes about someone else buying bottled water. Whenever i vent hiking in the mountains in Sweden and met some Germans they would always be carrying loads of bottled water(probably adding at least 10kg to their package weight). The funny thing is that the river water in the mountains here is completely drinkable and probably more clean then the bottled water that they bring with them.
That's true for most mountains once you've reached certain heights and not exclusive to sweden :)
Scandinavia: It’s Just Built Different
but is it carbonated?
additionally I'm from the USA and don't drink bottled water. I get the jokes, but I'm tired of everything thinking USA is a giant MAGA rally
@@milkenjoyer14i have seen your new replacement for biden, trump for president, it is
"That's a socialist, they are the offspring of the communist, but they mean no harm". LMAO. You gotta be German to laugh your ass off at this joke.
Or you Just have to know a little about politics
@@LuisGonzalez-dc8wv I reckon you need a little bit of history lessons.
Lol they mean a hell lot of harm to the people they are supposed to represent.
The parts about Starbucks, bus riding, tap water, rabbit food, being out of shape climbing stairs, and not knowing where the Berlin wall is, are all more accurate than the gun stuff.
Where the Berlin wall 'is'? It seems you also missed a few history lessons. Especially post 1989 ones.
Speak for yourself.... the gun stuff and the anti communist jokes were most applicable to this American. I always rode the bus/train, and I'm in decent shape.
The things that really blew my mind in Berlin were-
A: The sheer, staggering amount of grafitti
B: Tits everywhere
C: People really do wait for the ampelmann
D: Berndt Das Brot
@@2804Freedom The wall (or what's left of it) is still there. It didn't just disappear after 1989
@@gruen_ist_schoen1 actually it did. The parts left are purely symbolic and are mere reminders of how Berlin was once a decided city.
@@2804Freedom I know about that. I'm a german myself. I meant that if you have a wall and destroy most of it, the leftover is more or less still a wall.
"That's discrimination agaisnt people who don't plan ahead"
that's me every single day mate.
"More stairs" says a guy with more biceps than me.
But gym work is different than cardio
Cardio is hardio and makes you feel retardio😂
It's refreshing to see both sides of common American politics getting absolutely clowned on.
yes
Not really because one of those sides offers itself up for a hundred times more clowning-upon. The "left" side of US politics is lame, the right side is batshit insane, which makes centrism and both-sidesism moronic.
@@Daneelro Both the left and right are downright delusional and thoroughly misinformed. As an American, though, I have seen considerably more people on the moderate-right being open to complex, multi-faceted, and reality-centered political stances, but this group is incredibly underrepresented and hidden by almost all media outlets worldwide. Politics is a fuck.
@@casparroist2920 It is difficult to say what you mean by "left" in the US because (1) the mainstream of the Democratic party is definitely not on the left from a European perspective, (2) the actual left is relatively small and powerless, (3) your views may be coloured by right-wing propaganda deliberately mixing up the various movements opposing them and pretending the actual left has much more influence than it has. At any rate, in my experience, too, it _is_ true that "downright delusional and thoroughly misinformed" describes the overwhelming majority of Americans, especially when it comes to anything with relevance beyond US borders, but there are marked differences in both quality and quantity between the typical ignorance you see in the different political groups.
It is even more difficult to say what you mean by "moderate-right" in the US, especially in terms of alleged lack of media representation. Regarding the latter, my experience is diametrically opposed to your claims: especially prior to the rise of Trump but even now, both mainstream US media and foreign media consistently underplayed the extent and magnitude of insanity and depravity among most US right-wingers, while the true scale was apparent to me if I met them on the internet or looked into in-depth polls & studies. US media did this out of fear of alienating viewers and the bad tradition of bipartisanship, foreign media due to the foreign correspondent syndrome.
The only Americans I encountered whom I would rate as genuine moderate right-wingers were people with a special kind of ignorance: people influenced by the writings of conservative intellectuals from decades ago who seemed oblivious to the fact that their influence on the modern conservative movement is zero. But I have also met several Americans who are clearly on the far-right from an European perspective but claimed or even believed themselves to be centrists, especially in the loose on-line groups around several dozen political con-men and on-line personalities which can be summarized under the term "anti-SJW". These people tend to come from a place of extreme ignorance about most of the political spectrum (even the spectrum in the US, not to mention the rest of the world).
@@casparroist2920 Let me venture a more specific reply. Your original comment made me think what you mean because first, I didn't see most of the lampooned American stereotypes as tied to or exclusive to a political side, and second, it didn't come to me immediately which ones you might connect to the "left" side. On the latter, even after thinking about it, I could recall only one: the recurring "I'm offended" reaction, which can be read as a criticism of the US phenomena of political correctness and identity politics, phenomena which tend to be connected to the Democrats. However, I think the makers of the video showed awareness that these phenomena are not at all limited to the left side of the political spectrum, as shown by the moment when the reason for taking offence is a traffic sign showing a child with a mother and not a father.
This is a masterpiece! My son was stationed in Germany for a bit. During some of our conversations, his American really started to show when he complained about walking everywhere and riding buses. He couldn’t stop talking about the food and beer though, he hates American beer now🤣.
american beer is toilet water ... there are worlds between our beers so either never drink german beer or buy it exclusivly :D
@@SenkoVT I might sound like a bad German, but there are some really decent breweries in America as well, with some great variety.
I tried corona once after whole day of European beers, none of us liked it and we ended up spraying each other with it and then bought my fav one and drunk it in front of the market because everything else was closed by that time
I also was stationed there so I can verify everything from walking to the beer. American beer is substandard except Sam Adams. To me that’s the closest to German beer we get.
@@djuzasvraka4321 I would not drink Bud or Busch, my favorites have always been smaller breweries in Pennsylvania Dutch Country because those people are basically entirely German decedent. Its called Dutch Country because when we were asked the immigrants where they were from, they said Deutschland and in classic American fashion we assumed Dutch land.
Fun fact: we actually had Wal-Mart here in Germany. But they didn't last long here because their American worker policy violated our laws and Germans didn't really warm up to the American way of treating their customers. We are so used to doing everything ourselves and being treated coldly by cashiers that it felt really creepy that the staff was so overly friendly.😂
😂 seems about right. That’s hilarious. Obviously It’s pretty normal here.
@George the Bug eater Another reason is that we already have many supermarkets here, so there wasn't really a need for a new one. The American way of friendliness being considered fake and creepy and the terrible worker policies were basically the icing on the cake
@@NoxAtlas in the Midwest USA where I’m from, it’s just about respect and hospitality. It’s not necessarily fake, we are just friendly to strangers out of respect. If you ever visited here you would feel a genuine feeling. Especially down south. It’s just how we were raised since we were children.
@George the Bug eater I don't doubt that americans are genuinely friendly and respectful. But the cultural differences can make things difficult and leave a biased impression. What's normal for you might be considered "too much" in other places. For example: Americans come off as exaggerating a lot (be it emotions, facial expressions, the size of dishes, the overblown Hollywood Blockbusters, etc.) which leaves the impression that they're faking a lot.
Americans, on the other hand, might consider us as cold, probably rude because we're infamous for being very direct, distanced and having no sense of humor. We know it's not true, but that's how other nations see us because they have a different way to interact with each other.
@@NoxAtlas That because ya'll are cold and rude. Germans need to learn how to interact with other human beings.
Funny thing is my husband is European living in the US, and he works with a bunch of Germans, And just recently like 3 German guys just came to his company for a week long stay and all they could talk about was going to the shooting range. They were so excited and went twice, and they love America...
We had a contingent of Germans come to work. One of the guys has a registered Thompson, the 1921 model.
The Germans adored it.
This video is now the reason why I have "Visit Germany" on my bucket list.
But please, leave the gun in the United States :D
Oh my fucking god. Another American tourist searching for that cozy European feel and not realizing how super cringy they are.
What you wanna visit Germany just to see tits in public? You never seen tits before?
Beware of the socialists tho! We now have a socialist leader since this month xD
"What do you mean you don't take American dollars?"
*chambers bullet*
uuhhh "NOW we do".
Topical stupid person reaction.
@@BaBaDoo0 "topical" proceeds to call someone stupid 🤣
All jokes tho
@@ikeu6433Ahahaha true...
Hate to be that guy but
*Round
"Why are there so many white people here"
"That's complicated historical stuff, is that a comunist"
Make all movies German dub and the internet German and in 20 years there will be a lot of black peoples in Germany.
There was a guy with a funny mustache like Charlie Chaplin
Wait what's the4 history
@@lolz_99 it's Germany
Wait till they see Frankfurt
"Cats. No dogs? That's offensive" 🤣
"They are socialists, they are the offspring of communist but they mean no harm." dude, I died with that one 😂😂😂
you're responsible for the tears of der linke
Yeah that was nice joke, in reality they are more harmfull.
Actually, communism is the offspring of socialism
@@17MrLeon more harmful? You do realize most of Europe is socialist-capitalist?
@@17MrLeon and how so???
What have they done??
Dude, as an American who lived in Germany for 9 years, the defeated “More stairs?” Is SO accurate.
Hello Angel Good day to you ❣️
How do people with wheelchairs get around?
@@katar9090 It is offensive.
@@katar9090 they don’t 😂 Germany hates new technology and disabled people
@@jareersmoker1721 they also loathe children who are only to be seen, not heard
As a German who lives in the U.S it's very very funny to see people's reactions when I tell them about Germany
Are you a COMMUNIST?
Amerikaner sind halt manchmal einfach komisch
@@Manuxl_MinecraftDie Deutschen auch
I remember discussing politics in a bar with some people I'd never met before while in Germany, we all shook hands and went our ways after. Would never see that here, always gonna be a fight or a gun pulled out.
@@TrahzyYou just hang out with the wrong crowd!
You both are hilarious, great video! Greetings from Argentina!
“Even communist can drink in public” LOL I died 🤣🤣🤣
That must hurt them alot
In America it's public intoxication. Need to be covered up
@@herysuryadi1601 But after one or two beers you're hardly intoxicated but it's still illegal to drink one in public. It doesn't make sense to me.
Communist shouldn't, but can
@@annasolovyeva1013 Well, wouldn't you want to drink all the time if you were trapped living in Communism?
"It's free here, I can study until I'm dead man."
"Sounds pretty communist, if you ask me."
"You're just jealous."
BRUH
The root of most anti-communist folk is just jealousy tbh
true tho
A very rare case of both sides being correct
I lived in Canada for 22 years where the healthcare was "free". No one ever wanted to admit they paid for it by force with an extremely high tax rate. The only 2 times I had to use the system I ended up having to pay out of pocket for private care because the system was so backlogged that it was going to take 11-14 months to get anything meaningful done.
@@franksmith8210 weewoo higher taxes. We pay our workers proper money. The taxes aren't the problem.
😆😆😆You have a great talent for these sketches
As a rural Texan, I was blown away by the European public transportation system. I didn't get it until I experienced it and it seems silly that we dont have public trains on all the tracks in the state. For example: If I have to go to San Antonio or Austin for a meeting, I could spend 15hrs driving or 20hrs sleeping or working for half the price.
Black population here is much higher that's why we don't want it
That why I advocate and like public transportation more. Why which do you prefer to stay in a car for an hour stressing about traffic or stay in a train or bus with headphones one relaxing, reading a book, get ahead of HW or even a take a nap because you missed on sleep. Mmmm the second one sounds better to me!
Public transportation is nice but a personal vehicle is nice to fall back on. When there's a disaster or earthquake public transportation is the first to go
We don’t have the population density to make widespread public transportation profitable. If you want better public transit you have to make more people.
Trains make more sense in tiny, cramped Europe than in the vastly bigger, much more widespread United States. Only the Northeast makes sense financially for a bunch of commuter trains. It would never work in rural Texas, not enough customers.
"This sound communist"
"You just jealous"
Nothing more true has been said
My first comment to reach 2500 likes, long live Soviet Union
What part?
@@jbvaav8474 4:03
😂😂😂😂
@Piyush Kharpate sure the right winger will teach leftists how the left works
@Piyush Kharpate the fact you called me leftist snowflakes immediately gave me right about how I called you earlier lmao
"that's discrimination against people who don't plan ahead"
Made me laugh hard
Nice video. I like the concept of foreigners visiting Germany. Very entertaining. I subscribed. Hopefully we get see more videos from you. Cheers
He’s like a combination of 3 different types of American who are near opposites. Great video!
If you're not one of those 3. He just seems like the average American.
Nope he's pure Midwestern conservative
@@GabiN64 Midwestern conservatives don't get offended by everything, they don't sue people for stupid reasons and they don't like Starbucks. I'm sure there were other conflicts as well.
@@troyg3831 never heard of a conservative Karen? Trump or Ben Shapiro? Keep dreaming budddy
@Troy G What does being conservative have to do with not liking Starbucks?
Us guy: Are you communist?
German: I'm a socialist !!
Us: It's same!!! 😂😂😂
Actually no.
@@van.guzman what's the difference both of them hate Capitalism
@@jereee4732 So what? Should they love it?
@@dougncc7542 Loving capitalism isn't part of Socialism... what do you mean?
@@jereee4732 Most sane people do.
"there is a Lot of Crazy people out there"
-the Guy with a gun in a peaceful place
I'm in a peaceful place right now, and I'm carrying a gun.
@@takinisurvivalchannel3812 Goddamn
@@hamnchee maybe the previous was a little too graphic, anyway, yeah, i carry whenever I can. Our neighbor, in a peaceful, middle class neighborhood, was just mauled by a German shepherd. Hospitalized. Obviously, she was not carrying.
@@takinisurvivalchannel3812 I am sorry for you and V
Yeah 🤣
Great mix of two cultures I really loved it
He put the "just married" card in the wrong compartment... I'm gonna sue him.
Yeah, no respect for ORDNUNG!
I thought the water joke was going to be that you serve him sparkling water
the should have gone for sparkling tap water...
yeah, i thought that too
Me too hah
In germany we have no toxic fluoridation or highly chlorinated tape water, I guess.
And no ice.
Americans who watched this video be like: “Haha, I should visit this country Germany, right after I visit Africa and Europe”
"This city" you mean😂
Germany is in Europe 🙃
@@goldflo91 the joke is about Americans thinking Europe and Africa are countries
@@asmodeoux 😂😂😂
Do they even know where is Latin America 🤣 ? Or Canada ?
🤣🤣🤣
So so great!!! Awesome! Bitte weiter so!
That American guy is pretty offensive
I'm gonna sue him
he's just trying to self defend himself....all alone, surrounded by commis, poor guy.
Nick, ich meine es ernst. Du solltest wirklich ein Filmemacher werden. Dieser Sketch ist so gut, so realitätsnah und so lustig, das könnte man tatsächlich im Ferndehen senden - ungeschnitten!
Nick, I'm serious. You really should become a filmmaker. This sketch is so good, so realistic and so funny, you could actually broadcast it on TV - uncut!
@@RadicalLiving you both should go to sauna to know each other 😊
Nice
"They're the offspring of Communists but they mean no harm..." 🤣😆😂 This might be the funniest video you've made yet.
They meant no harm prior to WW2 also
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Video idea: when people from northern Germany visit Bavaria
Na Ah bots aren't into dark techno
Or: When people from Munich visit Saarland
@@ll-y8 unrealistic, as a guy from munich i fear those incestual creatures too much, i would not dare to visit such cursed lands
@@ll-y8 also i'm apparently gay now
Great idea!
One of my teachers told me how a student of his moved to Germany for an exchange program and the family she was sent to live with "didn't" speak English and it took her about a month to speak German fluently once she could speak it fluently they all congratulated her in perfect English because the fastest way to learn another language is to have no one speak to you in yours 😆😆😆
Thats actually a damn good tactic!
Great
Pro gamer german move
wow that is actually smart by them
If there are as many cognates between the languages as English and German, I believe it.
As an American in a county with blue laws, “everything’s closed on Sunday” hit on a personal level.
It was changed like this in my country and there are net stores that are country-wide opened despite of the new "Sunday law" - it's such level of government corruption because they privately invest in those stores.
I mean... you should have food for one extra day. its not a big deal.
My mom in the bg: CANCEL FLIGHT TICKETS TO GERMANY!!!
Me: ._.'
"blue laws" ?!?
They have the same thing in America, in the Mormon part, small town close everything on Sunday
"Im gonna sue the shit out of this city"
For walking stairs.... seems accurate
American will sue everthing on this planet it is real 😂🤣🤣
@@somaliano99kingkonghimself75 😑
In Louisiana, not only do we drink in public, we have drive through daiquiris to take on the road. Lol
W Louisiana
"This is offensive." 😂😂😂😂 Everything is offensive in America.
To snowflake liberals, yes. I don’t care.
Hahaha truth
@@anvilsbane I found the dude that's offended.
@@dwellerinblack7816 Offended, no. Come see America, the real America. You’ll find we’re rather nice folks that DETEST communism in any form. I only jumped in so you know we still exist. I’m troubled the subject of communism is made to be a joke, as if it’s no big deal. Ask the millions that suffered under Stalin or Mao if they think communism is funny.
No that isn't true I think you are referring to those soft sjws they are far from majority and usually just younger people
1:02 "there's a lot of crazy people out there.."
I love this part because to Germans, anyone carrying a gun who is not police or military is a crazy person.
Yeah I'd rather be seen as crazy person by some ppl than be murdered by actually crazy person
@@Cipkanikolaj Well, other than in the US, in Western Europe murder is a very rare occurrence. Your guns don't do anything. To the contrary! They are probably one of the reasons for the high number of violent crimes in the US (in conjunction with the messed up "social" system probably). Just compare the criminal statistics of the US and e.g. Germany. The US is a warzone compared to Germany, in terms of security.
@@seb0rn739 I live in Czech Republic. The 8th safest country in the world. We hold more guns and have more carry permits than California (we have 300 000 carry permits California only 11 000!)
@@seb0rn739 so if you don't wanna carry or own gun that's on you. But don't go crying about being robbed or shot by a criminal if such a think happens. Because criminals don't obey laws. Even in USA they buy illegal firearms rather than legal ones since they can't get the legal ones. By disarming citizens you only give advantage to the criminals and the government to instill tyranny. There's reason why every tyranny started by disarming ppl rather than the purges. Look at your countryman Adolf. Or Stalin or Lenin or Castro or Mao....... The list goes on. They first disarmed the ppl (while using the same talking points as EU or democrats in US) and then started murdering
@@seb0rn739 also firearms aren't reason for high crime on the US. It's the socio-economic problems. And since the elites will rather invest millions of dollars into promoting gun control then helping the poor you get crime.
The starbucks one is excellent. I've actually heard that one by an American friend
It's quite funny. I suppose if all you've ever drank is either watered down bagged coffee at the local diner or Folgers crystalized instant at home, you'd think it's good. People even proudly pay $10 for their specialty drinks there. "I'm a diva! I'm worth it!" It's such idiocy.
To be fair Starbucks is the best coffee often available in the US
@@Simon-tc1mc I think that most US grocery stores have to offer at least 1-2 whole bean coffees in the big plastic containers that are better than the Starbucks overroasted beans. To see what I mean, order a plain cup of drip from Starbucks, then make a cup of drip with fresh-ground beans at your house. The homebrew will be a lot better. Also, literally any independent coffee shop (quite literally ANY) will be better than Starbucks.
I refer to those as coffee drinks and not coffee
I don't understand people in my country(the U.S.) who go to Starbucks. We do have actually artisan bakery cafes with good coffee, local ones owned by families.
Love from the United States of America to Germany! 🇺🇸❤️🇩🇪
As an American who’s been to Germany a few times, you completely nailed my first time there 😂
Did you shoot German people there?
@@utkarshg.bharti9714well, naturally!
@stefanjager4131Germany has America's back? Bruv
@stefanjager4131 hmmm.. like 🇱🇷🍄💊🇩🇪
@stefanjager4131 achso sag doch gleich, more like 🇱🇷📽️👉🏼👌🏼🇩🇪
The “this is offensive” has to be the most American thing
Only liberals say that.
@@fenemoya4803 Would you please shut thou hatch of a mouth spurting the continuous words of “Other side bad, my side good”
@@kaiserslavaniaashur1623 speak english, or learn to write better, liberal.
Not really, it's very common (and very annoying) in a lot of countries.
Not really. Weeb.
As an American, I find this highly accurate for more than half of the population
Sad :"(
@@rowinn1777 I know
@@liftzeweights em why?
Very accurate
I guess but slightly exaggerated
Hahaha! That was spot on, citing the biggest stereotypes. And produced ln Gawd's own language... Kudos from Frankfurt, DE.
Imagine a German going to america.
"What why there so many flags here, are these people fascists??!"
"No, they're just patriotic, everyone has an American flag."
German citizen have also a deutsch flag in the porch
The continent doesn't have a flag, those are not "American flags"
@@l0r3nz0rm Uhm, no. Maybe 1 in 1000. If even.
@@FredLulle I'm in the niedershachen area almost everyone have it
Well here at my place in franconia you see very, very few german flags, you can see the franconian flag more often
If you had said to him: "Come on, let's play football in the park," he would have brought his helmet.
:)
when Americans play football in the park.....they dont wear gear....
GREETINGS FROM CROWN PRINCE OF DUBIA 🥰🥰 💖💖❤️
@@hamdanshiekfazzabin3318 نعم طبعا. وأنا إمبراطور الصين.
@@christinealves4131 this is for comedy
"Why do you have a gun? And how did you get it through the airport?"
"Life has many doors Krautboy."
*many doors to breach
The adventures of krautkinder und swinehund
Excuse me?! I'm an American and I'm offended by this inaccuracy. The American isn't obese!
That is freaking hilarious!! I’m an American soldier that spent a few years in Germany and anybody who gets offended by this has no sense of humor Good shit guys, love it
Im offended i cant be offended, jk, where in Germany? Greetings from ger ✌️
"Americans" are all people who live in the American continent, not just in the United States
@@Revolución_Socialista if i was you, i would try not to remind the world about that haha...
¿Por qué querrías ser visto igual a las personas más estúpidas del planeta?
I'm offended they didn't include #_LGTBQ pridddddeee. Where are the gayyyyz. That's like, so unfair ya know
"Are you a communist!"
Bruh he's German, kinda famous for not being communist
good one
First of all karl marx the founder of communism was german and second of all in ww1 germany supported Lenin to go to russia and make communism revolution and third of all germany is a socialist country
@@kianooshbabaei5319 Karl Marx was also a member of the tribe
@@kianooshbabaei5319 First of all, marx didn't make communism. What he showed was marxism. It's merely the study of the interaction between the working class and the capitalists. It also just points to how the working class will form a revolution. Though, germany is socialist and was socialist even in ww2.
@@kianooshbabaei5319 Lenin was more a kind of special weapon to drive Russia out of the war. The Kaiserreich hated communists like every other monarchy.
I laughed until the part where you can endlessly go to school without going into crippling debt, then I cried. Take me Deutschland bitte!
This is the same in all countries of the EU.
I laughed until the part where they were drinking beer on the bridge. I also found it funny that the American thought Germany needed to be more free even though Germany is more free
But taxes are pretty high.
You have to pay crazy high taxes in return, don't fool yourself
@@amirfaqihi9130 Only crazy high compared to the US. In return we get (mostly) free healthcare, (mostly) free access to university and other venues of education, (mostly) working fast public transport, social security, (almost) unlimited sick days, a minimum of four weeks paid vacation...
And so on and so forth.
The american guy is nuts, a wild cowboy! 😂😂😂😂
0:54
I just love how the pistol he pulls out is a Walther. It's always polite to carry a nationally-appropriate gun whenever you visit a foreign country.
He needs to keep his finger off the trigger though.
In Italy it's barettaM9 and in Russia it's Makarov. When UK it's Knoife
Alright... *pulls out a Steyr MP34*
...No.... (throws into river)
That gun scares me.
"That's no communist, it's an SPDler"
Well according to Armin laschet....
hahahahahhas
For me as a German, SPDler are definitely Communists! :-D
"Rote Socke" anyway *starts shooting*
@baer chen wie zum Teufel ist es dir nicht klar ,dass dies ihm klar ist ?
Armin Arlett
It's not often Germany takes a humorous shot at the US, and even less common they get it right, but as an American I can say this was brilliant. 👏👏👏
One of the funniest videos I’ve seen. I really love my adopted country but I will be honest, Germany has better public transit that the us by a lot.
(I’m natively Canadian but they’re much worse for lots of reason haha)
At least it went better than when Japan took a shot at the US
The American stereotype is so offensive but so true at that same time XD
A country that actually allowed themselves to be run by Hitler is in no position to make fun of anyone, except Communist countries. And that's only because they haven't mastered the art of stealing everyone's shit, yet.
I wish they would 'cause I like humor even when it targets me haha
I loved this!
I thought for sure the American was gonna be upset about the lack of ice in his water😂
The only inaccuracy I could find in this video.
Or air-conditioning which as an American I gotta say must suck.
Also the fact many Americas prefer their tap water compared to bottled water, Idk where he got that information
@@rawrimadeinosaur7513 some states have shitty tap water in the US. The southern states for the most part have the best tap water especially states like Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, and North Alabama which all get their water from natural limestone springs and such
@@strat458796 key word is some and it's not the state, it's just like one city that contaminated their water. You say the South has the best water yet when I was in Gergia the tap water was down right awful and tasted like salt water.
Well done guys! I moved from US to Spain two decades ago for most of the reasons on the video.
@@jessicalee3929 i do
Imagine moving to a country where the cops are even worse and the laws are even more restrictive.
Liar
But why Spain?
who are you again?
I wish I could say these are just stereotypes, but as an American I've unfortunately met a lot of people exactly like this, lmao
GREETINGS FROM CROWN PRINCE OF DUBIA 🥰🥰 💖💖❤️
@@hamdanshiekfazzabin3318 wow plzz give me some oil
@@Aloksharma-oe1gm How are you doing today?💞
He managed to imitate Americans all across the political spectrum which is impressive.
@@hamdanshiekfazzabin3318 studying all day
hands down best one i've seen yet
Him calling everything offensive and simultaneously brandishing guns is such a hilarious oxymoron.
In fairness the people I hear whining the most from the US are pro-gun people. They get so offended by even the notion of restricting gun usage, they'd rather have frequent mass murdering's of young children and adults. I've never seen someone so offended by gender issues they've implicitly contributed to the slaughter of 19 children and two teachers.
Mocking both sides of the extreme idiocy in USA
@Sarah Hodgins sameee lol
Hilarious! He was so perpetually offended by EVERYTHING but complaining about communism lol had me Rollin!
Perhaps that is the point
This is unironically how.a lot of Europeans see Americans.
This is how basically everyone who isn’t from the US sees Americans lol
Are we wrong? Y'all voted trump and Biden.. bitch please 🤡
@@bobsteins4435 'Scuse me, but I'm not American. I'm Canadian. (And no, the Europeans aren't wrong lol)
@@bobsteins4435 I'm from Bulgaria. Where people are somewhat normal still. I don't even live in the US. 😂
We're not wrong tho, 90% of my encounters with Americans are like this
European: What!? A market in a wall?
American: No Wal-mart
European: I TOLD YOU THERE IS NO MORE WALL!
😂
Wallmart tried to establish themselves in germany... and failed miserably.
MallWart
its Lidl in Europe
David hasselhoff destroyed it
"I can study until I'm dead." As someone living in America...that hurt. :) This is so funny!
" Karl Marx was a German philosopher"
And considered the father of communism
So ? Most european countries nowadays are influenced by it anyway and have a superiour lifestyle to poor americans.
His teaching is called Marxism
@@irokosalei5133 Go tell that to people who lived in the USSR. Or better yet, the people in China and N. Korea..............
Def not something/someone to be proud of (even his mom called him lazy [for real, read his biography])
And that's in fact what's communism all about lazy manipulative people coming to power and enslaving/harshly ruling over the rest of the hardworking people (the working class) and they are not even satisfied with that but they also require the working class to idolize/ worship the president/leader (the new authoritarian monarch) and those closest to him (the top of the Communist party...
The newer generations of Americans and western Europeans don't know what's Socialism/Communism all about, that's why they're being so naive about it, because they've been reaping all the benefits of Capitalism and Democracy, since birth
Communism is possibly even worst then Nazism (tho both are totalitarian systems and very evil in it's nature),
As a result of Communism milions of people are dying even today in China (there are crazy persecution of various religious groups, ethnicities and political groups, and as a consequence of the radical persecutions of the communist regime there are many groups of people which are already extinct in China, we are talking about millions of people, and we can't even hear about it in the media) and countless number of people/dozens of dozens of millions, have died just because they dared to disagree with the One party communism regimes during the past roughly 100 years.
It's posibly even more dangerous then radical Islamism, since Radical Islam is not that well thought and developed deceptive ideology, it's pretty simple, although equally as heinous in it's nature, but it was made up by desert 7 century people, who were not that intelligent and educated.
These guys, Marxs, Engels, Lenin, they were both intelligent and educated, and its a very deceptive dishonest ideology which at first seems plausible and just to people, but at it's core, it is rotten and evil because what these ideologists/philosophers/teachers actually want from you is your money, they at first take advantage of your unfortunate situation and bad life circumstances and promise you everything you want/desire, but at the end give you nothing, when/if the Socialist-Comunist party comes to power in your country (God forbid), they'll make you equally poor slaves of the ruling Communist-Socalist party, except if you are really close with the top of the leadership (less then 0.1 percent of the country's population, who is in posession of most of the wealth and basically all power/influence/media in the country, it always proves to be like that and that does not seem like common equity/equality to me at all), and in case you do your ass licking job good enough on a daily basis and idolize and worshiping your corrupt/wicked leader (the new authoritarian monarchy), they might even make you less poor among the poor....
@@KnowledgeRuless well said!
As an American who lived in Germany, I can say this is 100% true 🤣
Well done!
@Maria Christina yes it is quite difficult. I was lucky to have been head hunted for a company so that made things much easier
I'm thinking about doing study abroad there some time in 2023. After college I might move there and get a job within Economics and financial industry. Are you fluent in German?
"There's a lot of crazy people out there" and makes the craziest eyes ever :D You guys are so funny.
Nope. We're idiots. And I D.A.R.E. another American to disagree. If you do disagree: Explain Florida - I'll wait 😒...
need part 4))
This is the perfect time to try my German. Vielen Dank für Ihre Arbeit, das Video war lustig, gute Arbeit. Hope i said that right from America.
as a German I can tell you: well done/ gut gemacht
Mann sagt meistens gut gemacht gute Arbeit sieht nicht schön aus
@@elastco danke das werde ich mir merken Ich lerne immernoch.
I wouldn't say "Ihre", it's a polite form you usually only use while talking to superiors like your boss or a teacher, "eure" (=your) would fit better.
Dein Deutsch ist aber garnicht mal so schlecht. Gratuliere.
@@cckiller4378 vielen Dank ich schätze den Rat. Ich lerne immer etwas Neues. And still have alot to learn.
I remember the first time I heard one of my American friends commenting on how awesome it is to be able to drink in public! I was staring at him and I was like "what do you mean, you can carry a gun with you but you can't drink in public in the US?" and I thought he was joking! A couple of years later I visited my friends in California and I think the only time we had a beer in public was on an isolated beach, but I didn't mind at all, because California was so awesome!
Yeah and americans are extremely fascinated by nudist beaches. It's like they are talking about it for hours.
You're allowed to drink in public but only if the other hand remains on a firearm. Weird legacy laws, but hey, it's the land of freedom.
@@dogchaser520 hey i gotta check that that sounds nice hehe thanks
California is terrible. Here in Texas we can carry a gun without zee paperz, and since covid we can bring booze home from restaurants (but no drinking in public, that's trashy!)
@@BigKatz It's only trashy because it's illegal, meaning just about the only people who do it are homeless or douchebags. There is something criminal about feeling like you can't have a beer on a beach without being at risk of having someone snitch on you to the cops. The US is a police state.
I live in the Netherlands where many situations are similar (not identical both countries have also differences even when been Germanics) and I identified so much with the German guy, the people from US here simply don't get it, they remain in their mind set is hilarious, great video
I’m so jealous of what you guys have it’s not fair
Thats offensive, dutch.
@@al-frizahmakalunsenge5243 hahahaha
Same here, I am portuguese, a bit far south but it's funny sometimes to see them around, I like them they are good people but there are some funny differences
That probely the reason why we never show,let know, talk about the best placed to visit in the Netherlands we only keep it to out self
I like it how you toned it down a bit😂❤🎉
I find this guy's lack of trigger discipline disturbing.
Muzzle Discipline as well with riding the slide
And now you will pay for your lack of ammo
I think it is intentional, like putting the card back in the wrong place.
Especially with tucking it in the belt, although its most likely a cap gun, Airsoft gun, gel gun, prop gun or any other fake type of gun, it still pains me to see it
It's the 🇺🇸 way
I spent almost a year in Berlin.
Germany is a free country.
No racism, no communists, safe for tourists.
Seriously I miss Germany.
No racism? .. but iam happy you never experienced racism during your stay. We have a communist party inside our government.
@@Sonnenanbeterin1991 is Angela Markel communist party?
I heard she is libral.
@@arunbhat2511 its kinda complicated
in germany we have more than 2 parties
the main ones are :
the left, SPD (both socialist)
FDP, CDU (Angela merkels party)
AFD (very right-wing and kinda racist)
and the greens (enviromentalists)
I dont know about any communist parties tho
@@isaachirsch4315 I too have not heard about communist party.
I guess sdp is stretching the socialism.
@@arunbhat2511 not really as far as I know
the left(die linke in ger.) is the closest to communism you can get and their the smallest of the bunch
As an American this is on-point as hell, actually laughed a bunch
I think it's healthy to be able to take jokes about your culture/identity (provided it's not just mean-spirited or wrong, of course), it's good for perspective
It's not on point. It's stereotype bullshit.
@@GUITARTIME2024
Nice try troll
@@astraesl9547 I'm American. It's BS.
@@GUITARTIME2024 *funny stereotype bullshit
-A fellow American
@@GUITARTIME2024 🧢
That's so cool😂
Thanks for the video
I’ve watched this video a zillion times, and it never gets old. Expert lines, expert acting, expert filming. Thank you for outdoing the professionals.
Wow, thank you!
Let's assume you mean 10 billion by a 'zillion' (cause zillion means indefinite). The video is 6:58
6 minutes & 58 secs = 418 secs
418 × 10 billion = 4180000000000 secs = 69,666,666,666.666 minutes = 1,161,111,111.111 hours = 48,379,629.629629 days = approximately 132,546 years.
The video came out 2 years ago. Sorry sir, but you just lied.
@@akseriesy9747 search up "zillions of games", count the amount of built in games, thats what he means by that