I Played Hitman 3 Like a Professional Assassin and This Is What Happened

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @cheru
    @cheru  2 года назад +225

    *Watch more hilariously stupid Modded Hitman videos here* 👉 bit.ly/3ImtKBs
    *OR watch my ridiculously stupid Sniper Elite videos here* 👉 bit.ly/3G85tOP

    • @Tëpi9
      @Tëpi9 2 года назад +2

      No

    • @keenharpz
      @keenharpz 2 года назад +3

      Your vids keep me going

    • @sledgehammerscav2593
      @sledgehammerscav2593 2 года назад

      @@Tëpi9 dude if you don't want to see you don't need to go to the comment like a monkey and say "nO"

    • @auntytanya6186
      @auntytanya6186 2 года назад +4

      After watching all of ur vids, I can’t stare at a rubber duckie the same way anymore

    • @Carter_Productions
      @Carter_Productions 2 года назад +1

      @@auntytanya6186 same

  • @valdoras10-11
    @valdoras10-11 2 года назад +1488

    Tbh it’s never the same when cheru plays the game normally. Cheru is perfect in his own crazy way.

    • @guacamoleman3253
      @guacamoleman3253 2 года назад +19

      This makes things feel wrong

    • @eddiethekid2849
      @eddiethekid2849 2 года назад +9

      i think its the closest he could get to professional XD

    • @badasscasanova2383
      @badasscasanova2383 2 года назад +6

      That’s facts , for that reason I just subscribe

    • @7rixee
      @7rixee 2 года назад +2

      Any other channels like this?

    • @eddiethekid2849
      @eddiethekid2849 2 года назад +2

      @@7rixee depends, you on about the humour or the game?

  • @blackwolfgaming9126
    @blackwolfgaming9126 2 года назад +1067

    Sierra Knox getting sedated was the funniest moment ever!!!!!! 100/10, well done for breaking her!

    • @ont1c
      @ont1c 2 года назад +9

      Agreed!

    • @viralworld1362
      @viralworld1362 2 года назад +8

      Wish sedative gum right in bald agent 47 s arsenal.

    • @ritual_9968
      @ritual_9968 2 года назад +24

      This sounded so wrong on many different levels

    • @icyyou.
      @icyyou. 2 года назад

      @@ritual_9968 you just have a dirty mind.

    • @mike3963
      @mike3963 Год назад +2

      The grapefruit technique

  • @jensonames1179
    @jensonames1179 2 года назад +294

    That choking glitch at the end had me in stitches

    • @mike_gread
      @mike_gread 2 года назад +7

      i wonder where the devs found this sound effet

    • @DoPrice
      @DoPrice Год назад +9

      Sounded like my ex

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 Год назад +3

      @@DoPriceyeah it did sound a lot like your ex

    • @rossaven01
      @rossaven01 Месяц назад

      i mean logically since its rat poison you cant actually die from it, only choke and throw up, but idk maybe its differnt in this game

  • @TheBradMouse
    @TheBradMouse 2 года назад +278

    I think the Kill Nobody (except the targets through "accidents") challenge would be pretty fun and goofy to go through again, but this looked pretty painful to go through without dropping 500 explosive rubber duckies.

    • @viralworld1362
      @viralworld1362 2 года назад

      Love your vids keep up the good effortt man

    • @viralworld1362
      @viralworld1362 2 года назад

      Yeah it was pretty painful for him to play hitman without 500 rubber duckies to Yeet his targets into outer space

    • @philipmyint3386
      @philipmyint3386 Год назад

      He knocked out more people when he was tryin to hide 2 bodies

    • @ZanicksGaming
      @ZanicksGaming Год назад

      ​@@viralworld13629:55 mjooa

  • @beckysmith1094
    @beckysmith1094 Год назад +113

    Cheru: promises not to kill non-targets
    Also cheru: poisons random drink

    • @thedinosaurprotectiongroup401
      @thedinosaurprotectiongroup401 Год назад

      It wasn't lethal it was emetic rat poison makes sense why you thought it was lethal though

    • @Riceyricericeyay
      @Riceyricericeyay Год назад +8

      It was emetic poisoning

    • @LSi-zg4bt
      @LSi-zg4bt 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@Riceyricericeyayi try that in real life?

    • @Riceyricericeyay
      @Riceyricericeyay 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@LSi-zg4bt I mean, poisoning people lethal or not is a crime

    • @LSi-zg4bt
      @LSi-zg4bt 9 месяцев назад

      Bet

  • @Evanster1212
    @Evanster1212 2 года назад +50

    Honestly Cheru playing hitman properly is like trying to make a BLT without bacon, lettuce or tomato

    • @lukehatton2593
      @lukehatton2593 2 года назад +2

      ah, so it would be called a

    • @jade9093
      @jade9093 2 года назад +2

      @@lukehatton2593 yes it woulf be called a

    • @danielhenko6961
      @danielhenko6961 Год назад +1

      @@jade9093 Nah i think it’d be called a

  • @LacroixboiMarx
    @LacroixboiMarx 2 года назад +105

    Of course when you play it the way it’s supposed to be played, the game still tries to bug out on you 😆

  • @rebeccabroad617
    @rebeccabroad617 2 года назад +167

    Agent 47 strikes again this is gonna be a blast. Cheru u put hard work and effort into ur content and creativity respect cheru respect man love and support u man 👍

  • @Carter_Productions
    @Carter_Productions 2 года назад +75

    This is cheru's worst nightmare

  • @dennispugh7368
    @dennispugh7368 Год назад +1

    So I'm now just learning about going into inventory to use car key to unlock the van. I was breaking into it for years

  • @UCZ15
    @UCZ15 Год назад +5

    I am absolutely howling at Sierra answering your interview questions in chokeish

  • @R3dd_1247
    @R3dd_1247 Год назад +5

    For the Miami mission, if you do the method where you tamper with the stage pyrotechnics, both targets end up in the same place and you can electrocute them both with a water cooler and exposed wire. Takes less than 15 minutes 😂

  • @Jay-kay4yt
    @Jay-kay4yt 4 месяца назад +1

    Cheru: I'll play hitman love a pro
    Also cheru: brings bubblegum

  • @dannyengineer9862
    @dannyengineer9862 2 года назад +255

    Cheru trying to play Hitman 3 like a proffesional assasin? Impossible, this is a feat that is never seen. Without mods too?
    Cheru, I feel bad for ya.

    • @nathanharrison2
      @nathanharrison2 2 года назад +5

      still has the chiseled 47 mod on though.

  • @robinfloof
    @robinfloof Год назад +2

    "Every Death needs to look like an accident
    Just like Me Being Born"
    Man... That hit hard-

  • @Shamurai0612
    @Shamurai0612 2 года назад +24

    I love how this is a possible Genre of video with hitman. It’s so cleverly simple yet something you’ve never done 🤣🤣

  • @Dark_knight484
    @Dark_knight484 2 года назад +40

    It’s Always a good time when Cheru post

  • @Deggter
    @Deggter 2 года назад +5

    "Playing Hitman like a professional Hitman."
    *Punches a random guy at the very start.*

  • @moresiyayt
    @moresiyayt Год назад +1

    Hitman smiling is creepy and scary

  • @jacobhughes1314
    @jacobhughes1314 2 года назад +4

    Agent 47 smiling has got to be the most unsettling thing I've ever seen.

  • @Xander-f5d
    @Xander-f5d Год назад +1

    Police man: “hey there-“
    Cheru: “Shut up jerk face”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @sebby324
    @sebby324 2 года назад +1

    Challenge for you speed run kill every body challenge for the whole hitman trilogy

  • @evilchild1851
    @evilchild1851 Год назад +1

    4:57 I both love and hate how he knows that

  • @planet3d99
    @planet3d99 2 года назад +1

    NPC : Mmm delicious coffee,
    Whilst the coffee has green gas coming out of it.
    Literally 2 seconds later he vomits or he gets knocked out or he dies.

  • @Mr__Nbody03
    @Mr__Nbody03 2 года назад +1

    Right when he started talking about the ad I got the ad for raid shadow legends

  • @domaspaliunis3088
    @domaspaliunis3088 2 года назад +1

    cheru: hows life
    siera:aghgahahgahhhhghhahha

  • @AstraPixel
    @AstraPixel 2 года назад +1

    MMMM very new video that I didn't even realize for the first 20 seconds

  • @captaindelta43
    @captaindelta43 2 года назад +2

    Cheru being a professional assassin
    The sun has risen from opposite side

  • @finnarchbold6585
    @finnarchbold6585 Год назад +1

    This isn’t hitman 3 but it’s an amazing video

  • @fitforfreelance
    @fitforfreelance Год назад +2

    The item descriptions are like when movie characters tell someone a story from their own lives

  • @apxx_prxdator_4792
    @apxx_prxdator_4792 2 года назад +12

    So strange to see him playing as an actual professional assassin rather than some nonce blowing everything up and shooting up towns

  • @WaltuhPinkman
    @WaltuhPinkman 2 месяца назад

    Rare footage of Cheru doing something serious in Hitman 3.

  • @BonnieBeats
    @BonnieBeats 2 года назад +10

    This game looks fun, way cooler than the one on the PS2 I remember playing as a kid.
    Downloaded this on gamepass a while ago but never got around to trying it out, Maybe have too now

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 2 года назад +1

      Start with the training missions. This game is actually really hard sometimes

    • @magoomjey2287
      @magoomjey2287 2 года назад +1

      @@omniscientbarebones it's not hard. It's fun. You just have to play smart

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 2 года назад +1

      @@magoomjey2287 I tried doing a kill everyone challenge, you die in 5 shots from an smg on the medium difficulty. Yes I know, the way you’re meant to play is Silent Assassin but killing people is just so funny in this game.

  • @Flimflam_fan
    @Flimflam_fan Год назад +1

    Bro I got a raid, shadow legends ad on this vid lol😂

  • @douggieharrison6913
    @douggieharrison6913 Год назад +1

    When Cheru walks in with the fore extinguisher walks in with the fire extinguisher and the dude was sleeping I was certain he'd break there nd chuck it at their head 🤣

  • @Kematotheone
    @Kematotheone 2 года назад +14

    I litterally laughed my ass off at the end it was hilarious! didn't laugh this hard since way back.

  • @SCP-Dr_Bright
    @SCP-Dr_Bright 2 года назад +5

    now all we need is cheru plays like a silent assassin

  • @Andre-oc7gg
    @Andre-oc7gg 2 года назад +1

    Agent 47's cheekbones are weapons

  • @RobertoGoodra
    @RobertoGoodra 2 года назад +1

    Imagen, Agent 47 very happy and tooths shinys.
    Thanks Colgate.

  • @RAW_Reality
    @RAW_Reality 2 года назад +6

    The sound Sierra makes when she _really_ likes you: 12:49 😉😅🤣

  • @mastercheif2081
    @mastercheif2081 2 года назад +1

    Cheru has now completed his transformation into a gigachad

  • @Blovu420
    @Blovu420 2 года назад +1

    There is exactly one thing that is faster then light: Me when I click a Cheru Hitman video

  • @GoldenEye2047
    @GoldenEye2047 2 года назад +2

    Alternate Title: I am gonna play Hitman the way its not supposed to be played

  • @proletariennenaturiste
    @proletariennenaturiste 6 месяцев назад

    I like how this video is actually closer to being a professional assassin than one of the other videos you did claiming to do such.

  • @The__Pengwin
    @The__Pengwin Год назад +2

    I'm getting Let's game it out(RUclipsr) vibes from this guy. I enjoy the atmosphere. finally found another awesome youtuber to binge-watch at 3:00 AM!!!!

  • @eidoneverchoosen1171
    @eidoneverchoosen1171 2 года назад

    The smile on agent 47 is just perfect lol.

  • @solowinner2919
    @solowinner2919 2 года назад +2

    it was hilarious when he broke sierra

  • @AlanSeer
    @AlanSeer 2 года назад +6

    yes a day white cheru teach people how to fly👑

  • @PLANDerLinde99
    @PLANDerLinde99 2 года назад +3

    Says he's gonna play it right, Then immediately knocks out Florida man and ruins silent assassin

  • @Lysander1592
    @Lysander1592 2 года назад

    Sierra: * choking* Cheru the flamingo: * casually flaps his wings as nothing is happening*

  • @y2ler658
    @y2ler658 Год назад +1

    The intro never gets old🤣

  • @Some_Random_Dood
    @Some_Random_Dood 2 года назад +1

    I think cheru was cherunapped by his evil twin then his evil twin started playing normally

  • @thepurplebunny3286
    @thepurplebunny3286 2 года назад +15

    This is a big day for Cheru, congrats for surviving!!!!

  • @PLANDerLinde99
    @PLANDerLinde99 2 года назад +1

    "Good to see you're so good looking"
    Robert Knox literally has a burnt and disfigured face

  • @an-animal-lover
    @an-animal-lover 2 года назад +1

    More of this kind of Hitman play please

  • @lion3989
    @lion3989 2 года назад +1

    The infinite duck bomb vids were the best

  • @AGoodJoe
    @AGoodJoe 2 года назад

    Hitman is the most solid game franchise for 20 plus years

  • @acatfishandaviking1020
    @acatfishandaviking1020 2 года назад

    Cheru plays Hitman normally:
    IT'S GONNA RAIN SWORDS!

  • @MyReligionIs2DoGood
    @MyReligionIs2DoGood Год назад +3

    Playing like a professional assassin - using Instinct every 2 minutes. lol
    I'm sure every pro assassin got that in real life, too. :P

  • @siddharthannandhakumar6187
    @siddharthannandhakumar6187 Год назад

    0:48 shows the newspaper is folded... Hitman is reading it upside down on the other side😂

  • @Nine9005
    @Nine9005 2 года назад +2

    Yays! Old intro came back! 🎉

  • @Arshamishere
    @Arshamishere Год назад

    its because of this man that hitman is a fun game

  • @susiedeltarunedistinguished
    @susiedeltarunedistinguished 2 года назад

    The Hitman Sanity Scale:
    Cheru---------Normal Player---Me------Pro---Speedrunners

  • @Trailmakers333
    @Trailmakers333 6 месяцев назад +1

    before watching : is there a drink it all up scene?

  • @northmanproductions5319
    @northmanproductions5319 2 года назад +1

    Finally… a man who likes craziness knows the reverse maneuver…

  • @ChiefPeep
    @ChiefPeep 2 года назад

    The ultimate professional hit man

  • @jayveerobes8904
    @jayveerobes8904 2 года назад

    this kind of gameplay is -- *TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM* --

  • @elfeiin
    @elfeiin Год назад +1

    thank you for the intro where you explain the video which has a title that does the same thing

  • @StrangeSeat
    @StrangeSeat 2 года назад +2

    Sierra Knox was making some pretty sus sounds

  • @niclaslarsson2871
    @niclaslarsson2871 Год назад

    6:25 cheru describes Sweden in two words 💀

  • @logangreen4588
    @logangreen4588 2 года назад

    12:07 Cheru turning into car after injecting Kronstadt Octane Booster directly into his veins, 2022 (colorized) (audio)

  • @logangreen4588
    @logangreen4588 2 года назад +2

    10:00 while it would be funny if he was looking for the syringe, he's most likely investigating the noise you made when you broke open the cabinet, and investigating the broken open cabinet

  • @somerandomassguyontheinter2869
    @somerandomassguyontheinter2869 2 года назад

    “play it like you’re supposed to”
    *knocks out a good chunk of NPCs on the map*

  • @colossusslayer1234
    @colossusslayer1234 6 месяцев назад

    God smiling 47 is horrifying😂

  • @EvanMitchell-o8m
    @EvanMitchell-o8m 2 месяца назад

    Cheru is the best because he made me get better

  • @Ogerponmyqueen
    @Ogerponmyqueen Год назад

    Cheru plays normally we are the ones playing wrong by playing how we think is normal

  • @siddharthhistapes9855
    @siddharthhistapes9855 Год назад

    How can someone like this humor

  • @cfo0621
    @cfo0621 2 года назад +1

    Yeah, so the guy fell to his death. But a bunch of other people on the same floor told us someone knocked them out. lol

  • @randogames7526
    @randogames7526 2 года назад

    "let me get a crowbar" picks up fire hydrant....

  • @dannyengineer9862
    @dannyengineer9862 2 года назад +1

    Agent 47 must have been confused on why his bullets weren't exploding, or why he didnt have over 200 rubber duck explosives in his back pocket.

  • @gen.zer0.
    @gen.zer0. 2 года назад

    3:59 i got a raid shadow legends ad on right after this

  • @robin_agent47-kz3wi2ko7f
    @robin_agent47-kz3wi2ko7f 2 года назад

    The legendary greeting face is back

  • @fuNdy-0
    @fuNdy-0 2 года назад

    I watched you 3 years ago or so and now i found Ur vids again

  • @Ulrik253
    @Ulrik253 2 года назад +2

    Love the hitman videos man keep it coming

  • @RPGEmperor
    @RPGEmperor 2 года назад

    I remember that I once did patient zero killing everyone and keeping the silent assassin

  • @sherinjohn001
    @sherinjohn001 2 года назад

    "Normal Monday in Kronstad" 😂😂

  • @AlanSamuelIs
    @AlanSamuelIs Год назад +1

    Am I the only one who thinks agent 47 has sharp cheek bones to cut apples

  • @ElLeon7576
    @ElLeon7576 2 года назад

    I've never seen a man look more chad then Agent 47

  • @ingame9861
    @ingame9861 2 года назад

    Minute 13:00
    Netflix: Are you still watching
    Someone elses doughter:

  • @elenadirectorofmiiss7942
    @elenadirectorofmiiss7942 2 года назад

    Outside Xbox will tell you how awesome the flamingo disguise is...

  • @vegas1east959
    @vegas1east959 Год назад +1

    My G, I just stumbled upon your video and let me tell you you're one hilarious man. That s*** what's funny? 🤣😂

  • @lazaruslong8833
    @lazaruslong8833 2 года назад +2

    How does one know what a professional hitman acts like, unless one IS a professional hitman?
    Someone call the cops.

  • @chrisevans7368
    @chrisevans7368 2 года назад

    Agent 47 looks like Squidward when he got smacked by a door

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG Год назад

    I honestly wish you tried to get the special ending on this mission

  • @syedahmedhasan2592
    @syedahmedhasan2592 Год назад

    Does anyone else feel like Agent 47 looks like Squidward after he's hit in the face and becomes handsome

  • @arcadealchemist
    @arcadealchemist Год назад

    4:10 le Richard O'bRian about to do some CRYSTAL MAZE jogging.

  • @blackphysicalexperimentation
    @blackphysicalexperimentation Год назад +1

    Fantastic man. I played a demo of hitman 3 and have end it .

  • @mattbrassfield2291
    @mattbrassfield2291 Год назад

    this oddly makes me want to play watchdogs all over again

  • @Swissswoosher
    @Swissswoosher 2 года назад

    Florida Man and “Onion now more valuable than facts”😂😂😂
    Nice one IO.