Trump Minion Elon Musk Calls Jimmy a Propaganda Puppet & MAGA Floats Baseless Election Conspiracies

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @JDRichard
    @JDRichard 13 дней назад +9845

    I’m a Canadian. We are building a Wall

  • @butcher_0001
    @butcher_0001 9 дней назад +394

    Cool story bro. When is your flight?

    • @josephragland8474
      @josephragland8474 9 дней назад +9

      😂😂

    • @architect3613
      @architect3613 7 дней назад +12

      Please don't send this piece in my country

    • @steveb6718
      @steveb6718 7 дней назад

      how anyone cares what Jimmy thinks, a bought and paid for P.Diddy agent, is beyond me.... so easily fooled.

  • @Animated-Nostalgia
    @Animated-Nostalgia 8 дней назад +148

    Are you still in the US ? Robert Deniro is waiting for you in first class.

  • @ejames6431
    @ejames6431 10 дней назад +120

    Multi millionaire 🤑 Jimmy who lives behind a gated wall wants to tell us how to vote.

    • @eunjay1529
      @eunjay1529 10 дней назад +16

      i know right? selfish self centered people

    • @earlysda
      @earlysda 10 дней назад +11

      Isn't it amazing how Progressives are so inclusive, until they don't get their way?

    • @hector5699
      @hector5699 10 дней назад +1

      Yeah, it almost sounds like Trump talking.

    • @luk11c4
      @luk11c4 5 дней назад

      And trump is poor ans sincere? Musk is giving up all his money to you?

  • @JacMoves
    @JacMoves 11 дней назад +1257

    When are you moving? 😂

    • @DondupTsering-e6x
      @DondupTsering-e6x 10 дней назад +13

      😂😂😂

    • @ImDuDu22
      @ImDuDu22 10 дней назад +10

      @@JacMoves Africa suitable for the USA so called of celebrities 🥸

    • @FentanylFloyd
      @FentanylFloyd 10 дней назад +46

      He'd rather cry

    • @RubenRodriguez-nm8pn
      @RubenRodriguez-nm8pn 10 дней назад +15

      For real go to Mexico bet he would like it there 😂

    • @TheLinda12
      @TheLinda12 10 дней назад

      @@ImDuDu22 please google Nigeria, Tanzania and other African countries. You’d be surprised

  • @sierratangoandras
    @sierratangoandras 11 дней назад +751

    I bet Guillermo secretly voted for Trump 😄

    • @fiscer247
      @fiscer247 10 дней назад +61

      He is a Latino man, after all. We voted 55% Trump.

    • @amsounds3884
      @amsounds3884 10 дней назад +18

      @@fiscer247 sad

    • @paneko1
      @paneko1 10 дней назад

      @@fiscer247 Because they didn’t know that if they lied on their citizenship application about felony or misdemeanor they can be now stripped of their citizenship and deported from red state :))

    • @hector5699
      @hector5699 10 дней назад +12

      @@fiscer247 Clarification: you're one type of Latino. ;)

    • @Mountain-em1oq
      @Mountain-em1oq 10 дней назад +8

      @@fiscer247Yes sir, you are the submissive type, the type that accepted your place.

  • @lamike9860
    @lamike9860 8 дней назад +213

    Jimmy sold his soul and brain

    • @theamaranthineman574
      @theamaranthineman574 7 дней назад +8

      He never had either of them.

    • @steveb6718
      @steveb6718 7 дней назад

      how anyone cares what Jimmy thinks, a bought and paid for P.Diddy agent, is beyond me.... so easily fooled.

    • @BrianS-ny9yd
      @BrianS-ny9yd 6 дней назад +5

      ​@@theamaranthineman574Trump never did. Kimmel is smarter and more sincere than any of you fools.

    • @Akaneblaze1345
      @Akaneblaze1345 6 дней назад

      ​@@BrianS-ny9yd agreed 😂

    • @RR-lb6mr
      @RR-lb6mr 5 дней назад +5

      ​@@BrianS-ny9ydimagine thinking a talk show host is smart and sincere. No wonder you guys are easily brainwashed

  • @vigthegreat
    @vigthegreat 13 дней назад +56

    Millionaires are telling us whom to vote. That's the joke 😂😂😂

    • @PsychoDiesel48
      @PsychoDiesel48 13 дней назад +2

      Billionaires. With a B

    • @Bhow441
      @Bhow441 13 дней назад +4

      Yes, a bunch of them, said to vote for Harris and said they would leave country if trump won, dont let the doorknob hit them....

    • @linksguardian
      @linksguardian 8 дней назад

      ​@Bhow441 they're leaving alright. With a 1 way ticket to GITMO just like ole Jimmy here.

    • @luk11c4
      @luk11c4 5 дней назад

      But you choose billionaire to your president, he is better than them?

  • @sharib9447
    @sharib9447 3 дня назад +3

    Jimmy said he is moving to Europe Jan. 22, 2025. There will be a big party on his last show. ❤

  • @DANMURITHI254
    @DANMURITHI254 13 дней назад +774

    "IF YOU ARE SUPRISED BY LEADERS, WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET THEIR VOTERS"!!!

    • @rongravelle603
      @rongravelle603 13 дней назад +40

      Yes I seem to remember a certain funny moustached fella first got voted in. We know the rest.

    • @gz219
      @gz219 13 дней назад +15

      No wonder they voted for him🤦‍♂️

    • @mandyhiman436
      @mandyhiman436 13 дней назад

      @@DANMURITHI254 if they with you, then its good.
      If they aint they are na zi,
      You people have no concept of democracy, thats why democrats didnt win.
      Hahahahah

    • @newNILRULEisgreat.2504
      @newNILRULEisgreat.2504 13 дней назад +3

      Lol

    • @jdog434
      @jdog434 13 дней назад +25

      Trump 2024 🇺🇸 😂

  • @AkunPes-vc5ud
    @AkunPes-vc5ud 13 дней назад +4080

    😂😂😂😂 I love Jimmy Kimmel mentioning XAI890K was great! Happy for the headsup

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад +12

      🌟Joe Biden's incompetence played a big part in Trump's comeback. Thank you, Joe!

    • @MrsRobinson0741
      @MrsRobinson0741 13 дней назад +12

      @@Kamala-WillieBrown copy and paste…

    • @nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr
      @nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr 13 дней назад +7

      ⁠@@MrsRobinson0741 Probably botted tbh I don’t even think he put that much effort in.

    • @nickblue11
      @nickblue11 13 дней назад +5

      What's XAI890k?

    • @ajtoofer
      @ajtoofer 13 дней назад +9

      ​@@nickblue11what Elon musk named his kid

  • @DSuryadi-db2fw
    @DSuryadi-db2fw 13 дней назад +767

    Is he crying again😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 greatest choice today was XAI890K as you said

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 13 дней назад +6

      Can't you bots even be consistent with the random.letters and numbers you string together? Admit it, you're just writing Covfefe and hoping it will make you look smart. (Spoiler alert: it doesn't)

    • @Nectarisa
      @Nectarisa День назад

      If he is, he's more sane than you, because only a whackjob would be okay with this circus of criminals and nutjobs.

  • @DylanTipler
    @DylanTipler 8 дней назад +66

    Please move to Canada if you said you want to.

    • @luk11c4
      @luk11c4 5 дней назад +2

      Republicans are really good people, just real christians, like trump 🙂

    • @DylanTipler
      @DylanTipler 4 дня назад

      @ I agree, I just want the complainers gone 😂

  • @pixie1602
    @pixie1602 13 дней назад +194

    Legalizing Abortion and legalizing recreational marihuana actually received a majority vote in Florida. Both were OVER 55% and 57% but thanks to our go-go boots wearing Authoritarian Governor, it needed 60% to pass. So much for FREEDOMS in Florida.

    • @DefLepRadar
      @DefLepRadar 13 дней назад +15

      You guys haven't had freedom in awhile.

    • @roseromans8497
      @roseromans8497 13 дней назад +18

      Ohio tried to raise the bar as well in order to make it harder to do the will of the majority of voters they are supposed to represent.

    • @nickveith9727
      @nickveith9727 13 дней назад +7

      This super majority amendment passed in florida in 2006. With 55% approval.

    • @timpartin6421
      @timpartin6421 13 дней назад

      Yeah, republicans, for less government, lol, I AM in Ohio, they tried everything they could to keep the people from making the decisions, some democracy. Good luck Florida

    • @JohnPenn77
      @JohnPenn77 12 дней назад +4

      abortion and the right to get stoned were not the key issues.

  • @Hmy8799
    @Hmy8799 13 дней назад +310

    Thank you JIMMAYYYY! I had to officially block the topics “Donald Trump,” and “JD Vance” on my Apple News, because their faces were everywhere and I’m not going to voluntarily give myself more anxiety-you’ve reminded me to add the maniacal Elon! Your monologues have helped me get through the most insane election season (that unfortunately ended in the most insane way😂-have to laugh so I don’t cry lolol). Truly added levity where little to none was to be found on the topic, and I’m sure it’s the same for many others-it is for my mom as well! We never miss your monologues and always laugh about the best parts the next day🤗☺️
    Please don’t stop doing what you’ve been doing. So many of us have genuinely needed your words and will continue needing them for a while I presume. You deserve the effing medal of greatness, presented by none other than Donny boy himself. HAHAHA picturing that occurring in my head and…. amazing😂

    • @stephaniebeverly8412
      @stephaniebeverly8412 13 дней назад +5

      Wow. Didn’t know you could do that! Perfect, I’ve just been clicking away

    • @YG1935
      @YG1935 13 дней назад +7

      Just stop talking about the guy Kimmel !!! If you hate him so much ....why spending your time talking about him?????

    • @jenniferdavis8313
      @jenniferdavis8313 13 дней назад +10

      @@YG1935Freedom of speech ! He can talk about who he wants to! !!!

    • @lorettanericcio-bohlman567
      @lorettanericcio-bohlman567 13 дней назад +10

      ⁠@@YG1935 he should talk as much as possible before the real cancel culture goosesteps in…

    • @ChiliblockTrading
      @ChiliblockTrading 13 дней назад

      Trump 2024!! Enjoy the Red Wave as you cry your liberal tears.🤣🤣 WE WON. You weirdos lost. By more than 5 million votes 💯🤣💯🤣

  • @carolynloweryshannon8585
    @carolynloweryshannon8585 12 дней назад +144

    Florida didn’t reject their propositions - they just didn’t reach the high 60% threshold. Yes was at 57.2% for the right to abortion.

    • @christinaw8660
      @christinaw8660 12 дней назад +24

      The irony is the original proposition to make it 60% to pass didn't even get 60% 😂

    • @cheickfall7399
      @cheickfall7399 12 дней назад +11

      Thank you. It's what most people do not know. Some states have 51% threshold, FL 60%.

    • @mariahrocks4050
      @mariahrocks4050 12 дней назад +10

      True. 60% is required when they (the Govt) want something to Fail. Florida is Very cray 💯

    • @ericcleesak8074
      @ericcleesak8074 12 дней назад

      Ronnie Van Zant loves TRUMP

    • @harveygirl29
      @harveygirl29 12 дней назад

      😢

  • @LA-zc9rg
    @LA-zc9rg 9 дней назад +10

    He’s knocking Florida, & talks up California? Lmao!

  • @AllanWei-ml6ol
    @AllanWei-ml6ol 13 дней назад +838

    Musk perfectly displays the pot calling the kettle black I prefer to join XAI890K and be a step ahead

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад +5

      🌟Joe Biden's incompetence played a big part in Trump's comeback. Thank you, Joe!

    • @mickyarams
      @mickyarams 13 дней назад +8

      What is xa1890k

    • @groveradiator789
      @groveradiator789 13 дней назад +3

      bots

    • @G4ngsta4l1f3
      @G4ngsta4l1f3 13 дней назад +2

      @@mickyarams wondering the exact same thing

  • @lisalognsethbardslien2090
    @lisalognsethbardslien2090 13 дней назад +641

    Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for keeping up the great work. Your monologues are absolutely fantastic, and I'm so much looking forward to them! I watch them over and over, and I have laughed so much because of your awesome way of presenting them. I absolutely love them! It's also a great way to learn about the different individuals especially the republican ones. What a disturbing crew they are. As far as Trump and Musk are concerned, they downright make me wanna puke!

    • @ChaosApostle
      @ChaosApostle 13 дней назад +15

      Nobody cares 4 more years haha that’s 8 years of life that you will have spent being wrong and feeling incorrectly about this please quit whatever you’re doing currently and turn a new leaf find god, MAGA 🎉

    • @jacobt4013
      @jacobt4013 13 дней назад +30

      ​@@ChaosApostle👈 cultist gonna cult.

    • @PatriciaMonti-y9m
      @PatriciaMonti-y9m 13 дней назад

      Trump and Musk deserve each other. That will turn out to be a marriage made in h-ll when they try to out-ego each other.

    • @DarylBark
      @DarylBark 13 дней назад +18

      @@ChaosApostle Oh yeah, and in between the "Fox National News Network's" daily praise of "Dear Leader" you can witness the complete destuction of Gaza. And if your "god" is okay with it then I it must be a good thing right? And we've got to be happy for all those Defense Contractors salivating and rubbing their hands right now, just dreaming of all those "worldly" rewards. And you get a front row seat! I can see how this moment would make you feel soooooo "blessed".

    • @Mariahmusicful
      @Mariahmusicful 13 дней назад +16

      ​@@ChaosApostleI understand being glad that the candidate you voted for won. Go ahead and celebrate 🥳 But why do some people feel the need to gleefully rub it in other people's faces lol? Generally, when you're happy you don't feel it necessary to be all up in people's face about it 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @bermudagirl5039
    @bermudagirl5039 13 дней назад +551

    I told myself I desperately need a break from this whole US presidency debacle, but I have to watch Kimmel for some much needed levity. Thank you Jimmy and your brilliant team of writers! ❤ from 🇨🇦

    • @gayledimaggio7934
      @gayledimaggio7934 13 дней назад +21

      Thank you Jimmy for always making me laugh. You’re the best.

    • @bicegurra
      @bicegurra 13 дней назад +15

      Ofcourse the Canadian with the soy president like Kimmel

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад

      🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

    • @modernwonder
      @modernwonder 13 дней назад +22

      @@bicegurra you won, please go away and be mean to someone else for a while, but cruelty is the point isn't it?

    • @domarigavjusmom
      @domarigavjusmom 13 дней назад +1

      Adopt me pls! 😂

  • @GeppeReichert
    @GeppeReichert 13 дней назад +1127

    Thank you Jimmy you’re the only one who has been able to make me laugh in a couple days wtf all of you in XAI890K ??

    • @myrahunter131
      @myrahunter131 13 дней назад +12

      Please explain what this is? Xai890k

    • @luc3217
      @luc3217 13 дней назад +30

      ​@@myrahunter131 these are bots

    • @luc3217
      @luc3217 13 дней назад

      ​@@myrahunter131 internet has been overrun by them for years now, but it seems to heavily influence elections

    • @pauitubat6938
      @pauitubat6938 13 дней назад +6

      Do you find that comedy funny? 😂😂

    • @groveradiator789
      @groveradiator789 13 дней назад +8

      bots

  • @AST7117
    @AST7117 9 дней назад +30

    Nobody really cares Jimmy... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Trump all the way

  • @RamonaRayTodosSantosBCS
    @RamonaRayTodosSantosBCS 13 дней назад +410

    I’ve been stressed out and depressed all stinking day and then I get to watch you and I’m laughing laughing thank you so much. Now you made me cry geez Louise.

    • @kingforaday8725
      @kingforaday8725 13 дней назад +16

      Not me! Im happy, happy, happy, !!!!!!!! kackling karmels equals LOSER!!!!!!!! hahahaha

    • @nigel65deck
      @nigel65deck 13 дней назад +18

      @@kingforaday8725 at least you have that....but you still have your crappy life to deal with as well don't forget that

    • @Mrct4236
      @Mrct4236 12 дней назад +5

      They don’t stand a chance when it’s not a DEI hire! Lolz enjoy the next 4 years!!!

    • @user-ze9uy5iq5o
      @user-ze9uy5iq5o 12 дней назад +3

      “Not me! Im happy, happy, happy, !!!!!!!! kackling karmels equals LOSER!!!!!!!! hahahaha”
      - Happiness For Neckbeards And Other Winners..

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele 12 дней назад

      ​​​@@user-ze9uy5iq5oNo, you Russians love Tucker's demonic laugh.

  • @JanieWilson-g7l
    @JanieWilson-g7l 13 дней назад +327

    Love you Jimmy. You make the country a beater place.
    God bless you and your team! God bless your beautiful family ❤

    • @screenwriterabdullahh.erak2778
      @screenwriterabdullahh.erak2778 13 дней назад +3

      Amen.

    • @LowLight420
      @LowLight420 13 дней назад

      Cure Autism Now
      RIP Trump

    • @RickL_was_here
      @RickL_was_here 13 дней назад +1

      "beater place"? Is that Kommilaw's house? Sounds about right.

    • @eleanorhall4464
      @eleanorhall4464 13 дней назад +2

      Beater, you mean better

    • @stacytrowell6890
      @stacytrowell6890 12 дней назад +2

      ​@@eleanorhall4464We know MAGA is of low intelligence and can't spell or articulate what they meant to say!!! Not surprised look at their fearless leader? He can't either, so they speak each other's language when insulting other's. KAMALA is how you spell her name if that's who the insult was referring to!!!😂😂😂

  • @binaryfairy4197
    @binaryfairy4197 13 дней назад +238

    TY Jimmy, laughter is the best medicine for my migraines rn.

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад +3

      🌟 Despite Hollywood's backing, Dem-mockery still can't surpass Trump. Awkward, isn't it? 🤫 Haha

    • @nigel65deck
      @nigel65deck 13 дней назад +2

      @@Kamala-WillieBrown Did you just cut and paste that? boring

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 13 дней назад

      @@nigel65deck Here's another copy paste: Trump prevented the first female president...TWICE

    • @ChiliblockTrading
      @ChiliblockTrading 12 дней назад

      Masculinity and Alpha men have the best medicine for you honey. We got you covered sweetie. Trump🇺🇸🇺🇸😘😘😘

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee 12 дней назад

      ​@@Kamala-WillieBrown
      Cheated more cleverly.

  • @Charlie-ii7eu
    @Charlie-ii7eu 8 дней назад +25

    I love how all his comments are jimmy getting roasted

  • @DwayneShaw1
    @DwayneShaw1 13 дней назад +253

    Presidential immunity is a constitutional absurdity. One of the few things the Constitution mandates a president to do is "take care the laws are faithfully executed". A president shouldn't be immune from jaywalking. There is also no provision in the Constitution that a president might need to commit crimes to do the job - it clearly says the opposite. A president can be impeached for "High crimes and misdemeanors" - how is this even a discussion?

    • @xxmzesxx4020
      @xxmzesxx4020 13 дней назад +24

      Well said. How did America let this happen smh?😣

    • @NinoShlemon
      @NinoShlemon 13 дней назад

      Poor baby!!! A president isn’t a normal person walking across the street!!!!!! Look at you comparing jaywalking? For god sake the man almost got executed!!! Just like military personnel are immune to killing other humans, Trump can Jaywalk all he likes!!! He’s the president for goodness sake.
      What rock have you been under!!!! The government tried lawfully attacking trump and they failed!!! Stop this Trump attack!!!! Shame on you all not supporting trump!!!

    • @darla218
      @darla218 13 дней назад +12

      @@xxmzesxx4020 because we’ve been dying, struggling, losing our homes, can’t buy food for the past 4 years. Whiled illegal immigrants are paid to come here, given money, food and housing. That’s why we made this happen.

    • @nevillehoward8736
      @nevillehoward8736 13 дней назад +50

      ​@@darla218Uh, no that's not what happened. It is what Trump and his supporters want people to think happened. Sad.

    • @nevillehoward8736
      @nevillehoward8736 13 дней назад +25

      If you stack the Supreme Court it seems you can get whatever you need.

  • @jessicamoore3143
    @jessicamoore3143 13 дней назад +406

    Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for cheering us up.

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад

      🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

    • @colleenjordan7687
      @colleenjordan7687 13 дней назад +9

      👏

    • @carolross1517
      @carolross1517 13 дней назад +6

      💯👍💙💙💙

    • @Superpig500
      @Superpig500 13 дней назад

      Trump won 🏆

    • @jaysphere7519
      @jaysphere7519 13 дней назад +2

      YEAH GO TO DADDY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HelloThere-t7x
    @HelloThere-t7x 13 дней назад +522

    Thanks for the hope you so generously give to us, Jimmy.

    • @lsmith8659
      @lsmith8659 13 дней назад +2

      yea I hope someone lets Biden kno hes immune from prosecution.. he need to deliver a bitchslap to Donald when they meet up 🤣🤣 or worse 💪🤣

    • @zeblackboi
      @zeblackboi 12 дней назад

      That's why you are in this position. No plan, just hope.

    • @TheNeedjenn
      @TheNeedjenn 12 дней назад +1

      You're the best!😊

    • @TheMW2informer
      @TheMW2informer 11 дней назад

      Why is he having to only be a source of laugher for one half of the country when letterman, Leno, conan, and even Kimmel back in the day could poke fun at both sides? Seems like a loss for everyone to me.

    • @RiaVersteeg
      @RiaVersteeg 9 дней назад +1

      @@TheMW2informer Because the Republicans give him lots of reason! And Democrates need relieve from all of Trump lies and dangerous behavior!

  • @carolineledesma4957
    @carolineledesma4957 13 дней назад +344

    Thank you Jimmy, keep that humor coming. WE NEED IT! ❤❤❤

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад

      🌟 Dem-mockery, practically swimming in support from EVERYONE in Hollywood-glittering stars, A-list celebrities, and endless cash-still CAN’T manage to take down Trump! It's like watching a dog chase its tail-utterly ridiculous! Haha!

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад +3

      🌟 Hollywood's best and brightest couldn't save Dem-mockery from a Trump defeat. Talk about embarrassing! 🤦‍♂️ Haha

    • @nigel65deck
      @nigel65deck 13 дней назад +8

      @@Kamala-WillieBrown I think your tired of cutting and pasting this tired comment...Ha ha

    • @JanicePritchett-vf3fx
      @JanicePritchett-vf3fx 13 дней назад +1

      @nigel65deck. IDK how much good it does to report some posters. I pick one or two of the idiots anyway.

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 13 дней назад +2

      He does not need to joke, he is the joke.

  • @Robert-vh2cl
    @Robert-vh2cl 7 дней назад +14

    4.2 Million views!! Looks like Jimmy will be able to retire early! lol 😂 Make sure you send Trump a “Thank you” card. 😅

  • @DreuxBolton
    @DreuxBolton 13 дней назад +720

    If anyone would know about being insufferable... it'd be Elon. do you understand XAI890K ? beautiful work by them!

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад +6

      🌟Joe Biden's incompetence played a big part in Trump's comeback. Thank you, Joe!

    • @Moluccan56
      @Moluccan56 13 дней назад +14

      @@Kamala-WillieBrownYou’re welcome,Vlad.

    • @MrsRobinson0741
      @MrsRobinson0741 13 дней назад +5

      @@Moluccan56 don’t bother responding to the above, they just copy and paste the same comments to other posts

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 13 дней назад +2

      @@Kamala-WillieBrownback to the front Igor

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 13 дней назад

      ​@@MrsRobinson0741and the diminutive for Vladimir is Vova

  • @bassdivamtm
    @bassdivamtm 13 дней назад +368

    Thank you for continuing to make us laugh and also speaking your mind when a bunch of bullies try to shut us up

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 13 дней назад +13

      We are not trying to shut you up. We are literally requesting you to cry more and give us some entertainment!

    • @Mus34679
      @Mus34679 13 дней назад +20

      @@Mentzer1987Well, we’re not going to do that. You can be entertained enough by your dictator.

    • @JoeBuck207
      @JoeBuck207 13 дней назад +1

      Make us laugh ? Now that's funny.

    • @brianclass1988
      @brianclass1988 13 дней назад

      the hypocrisy…. truly
      it’s the trump supporters that had to hide their support, it’s the trump supporters that were silent as the left walk all over trump supporters and made the country in the state it is now…
      seriously how dare you!!
      the double standard is truly amazing

    • @koreankorean5645
      @koreankorean5645 12 дней назад +8

      @@Mus34679 You called him a dictator when he was literally elected?

  •  13 дней назад +233

    Right on Jimmy 👍👍👍 I do fear for your safety if trump goes through with his threats 😢😢 please stay safe hon and thank you for all the times you have made me laugh..it really helps with all the stress and fear of Trump ....GOD Bless You hon🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @angiewolflove4040
      @angiewolflove4040 13 дней назад +2

      What threat?

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 13 дней назад +4

      Kia Ora from New Zealand - I was just thinking the same - maybe Trump & Elon sit on the couch together watching each night. Bless you.

    • @DeepSeeBlue3636
      @DeepSeeBlue3636 13 дней назад +11

      Trump has sued and made demands for channels to shut down, when anyone on it says anything remotely critical of him or even make jokes about him. Trump is especially angered by Jimmy.

    • @angiewolflove4040
      @angiewolflove4040 13 дней назад

      @@DeepSeeBlue3636 It's more than a joke though what Jimmy has said about Trump.

    • @Terriblegam2r
      @Terriblegam2r 13 дней назад +8

      @@angiewolflove4040you’re right Jimmy has stated facts about Donald Trump not “jokes”

  • @HarleyMilan-jr7ki
    @HarleyMilan-jr7ki 13 дней назад +738

    I love you Jimmy!!❤ the XAI890K move is making life easy for us mark my words

  • @aakaankshpothukutchi8526
    @aakaankshpothukutchi8526 10 дней назад +11

    This is one of the all time best Unnecessary Censorship episode. It was SO GOOD! I will definitely be sharing that segment with a lot of people. Keep up the great work.

  • @GeppeReichert
    @GeppeReichert 13 дней назад +828

    If I were to write a book about this horrible era in American politics it would be titled: 'The Idiot that Swallowed America.' wtf all of you in XAI890K ??

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад +8

      🌟 Dem-mockery with backing from the ENTIRE Hollywood, including star power, celebrities, and financial support, CAN'T even defeat Trump. Isn't that embarrassing? Haha

    • @skyinou
      @skyinou 13 дней назад +16

      @@Kamala-WillieBrown Oh don't you worry; the u.s. has been embarrassing for 8 years now. 😅

    • @stanlee4765
      @stanlee4765 13 дней назад +13

      ​@@Kamala-WillieBrownDon't hear Trump screaming the election was rigged? WTF?????

    • @yasuke1280
      @yasuke1280 13 дней назад +1

      ahahaha cope baby girl cope

    • @yasuke1280
      @yasuke1280 13 дней назад +2

      @@stanlee4765 cope chump.

  • @brickcitrus
    @brickcitrus 13 дней назад +51

    Florida actually passed and the majority supported legalizing, and enshrining women's rights, but they were written to need 60% of the vote, which feels illegal.

    • @OldRaver
      @OldRaver 13 дней назад +9

      Agree, needs to be based on the MAJORITY, NOT this ‘supermajority’ bullcrap.
      A majority is THE majority

    • @oohhboy-funhouse
      @oohhboy-funhouse 13 дней назад

      ​@@OldRaver The US of A loves its tyranny of the minority. One person, 2/3 compromise.

    • @enricoluccarini3626
      @enricoluccarini3626 13 дней назад +2

      There's one or two other things that feel illegal. What can they be?

    • @otak3133
      @otak3133 12 дней назад

      @@enricoluccarini3626 My wrist hurts too much to type them all.

    • @otak3133
      @otak3133 12 дней назад +2

      It's ridiculous that so many people voted in favor of women's rights, then voted against themselves for president.

  • @colombeadunagow5196
    @colombeadunagow5196 13 дней назад +611

    Yes Thank you Jimmy and the entire staff ,you make us go through the day with laughter 😊💕

    • @moco3476
      @moco3476 12 дней назад +5

      Yikes

    • @daves8027
      @daves8027 12 дней назад +11

      Don’t worry. I’ll be here for your liberal tears as well to help you through these hard times! 😂😂😂 Trump 2024!!!

    • @lcvmaddox3357
      @lcvmaddox3357 12 дней назад

      @@daves8027 ok MAGAt

    • @BoRerunn
      @BoRerunn 12 дней назад +3

      Seriously, what type of work you in because it don't makes sense

    • @TheMW2informer
      @TheMW2informer 11 дней назад

      Why is he having to only be a source of laugher for one half of the country when letterman, Leno, conan, and even Kimmel back in the day could poke fun at both sides? Seems like a loss for everyone…

  • @ayadyacoub3644
    @ayadyacoub3644 9 дней назад +4

    Who are you Jimmy to even think about comparing yourself to Elon Musk?
    They give you banana to jump around, that's all

  • @renata31000
    @renata31000 13 дней назад +828

    I can't express my disgust when I see Steve Bannon with religious pictures behind him as if he were a great Christian.

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад +22

      🌟 Hollywood's influence couldn't secure a win for Dem-mockery against Trump. Talk about a major facepalm moment! 🤦‍♂️ Haha

    • @Battlebloodlust
      @Battlebloodlust 13 дней назад +87

      ​@@Kamala-WillieBrownhey when you have a smooth brain do you know you have a smooth brain? 😂😂😂

    • @M3Busssin
      @M3Busssin 13 дней назад +45

      You can say that about any Christian. Contradictory nonsense

    • @JusticeForTheDead
      @JusticeForTheDead 13 дней назад

      same with Trump saying he's a Christian - lies!!!!!!!!! If Biden has presidential immunity, why can't he order the DoJ to make the felon serve his time after being sentenced??????? If he was president, and a Dem candidate was found guilty of felonies, Trump would sign an executive decision saying any felons must serve their time, even if elected president.

    • @carolross1517
      @carolross1517 13 дней назад

      @@renata31000 surprised those religious pictures don't go up in flames being near Bannon...he is anything but a Christian....

  • @FelishaEbinger
    @FelishaEbinger 13 дней назад +752

    Well, Mexico does have a woman president! 😊 you joined XAI890K actually?

    • @platinumanalogy
      @platinumanalogy 13 дней назад +3

      Mexico had a choice between a women versus a women. They had to choose a women. They had no choice lol.

    • @user-wz7qn2or5c
      @user-wz7qn2or5c 13 дней назад +8

      The cartels run the show anyways 😂

    • @kingforaday8725
      @kingforaday8725 13 дней назад +2

      What is a woman? Hahahaha

    • @rongravelle603
      @rongravelle603 13 дней назад +3

      @@kingforaday8725 someone who WON’T drafted into compulsory mandatory service. Welcome to picking up trash in the hot sun for sub-minimum wage, little boy.

    • @anatosic480
      @anatosic480 9 дней назад

      ​@@platinumanalogygood for them!

  • @McM-u2u
    @McM-u2u 13 дней назад +187

    The monkey escape story, is literally a beginning to a apocalyptic movie 😂, it the beginning of the end.😂

    • @juliemorris9110
      @juliemorris9110 13 дней назад +7

      That was hilarious!! Real monkey business.😂😂

    • @jessicapatton2688
      @jessicapatton2688 13 дней назад +10

      It actually is tho.

    • @Kiloburn
      @Kiloburn 13 дней назад +9

      Were there 12 of them?

    • @mirandasapphire8203
      @mirandasapphire8203 13 дней назад +7

      Right! This popped up on my phone as "breaking news" today, and I busted out laughing. 😂 Jimmy talking about it made me laugh even more!

    • @jwalker7650
      @jwalker7650 13 дней назад +7

      I remember seeing the SAIDS virus through an electron microscope at a primate research facility. This is actually a little scary.

  • @kaps89
    @kaps89 5 дней назад +7

    A puppet calling the richest man in the world a minion 😂😂
    You have lost it Jimmy

  • @DominikHever
    @DominikHever 13 дней назад +731

    The Other Side of America wtf all of you in XAI890K ??

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад +4

      🌟 Dem-mockery with backing from the ENTIRE Hollywood, including star power, celebrities, and financial support, CAN'T even defeat Trump. Isn't that embarrassing? Haha

    • @Moluccan56
      @Moluccan56 13 дней назад +5

      @@Kamala-WillieBrownYou are, Vlad.

    • @jaysteele1031
      @jaysteele1031 13 дней назад +2

      @@Kamala-WillieBrown You embarrass yourself, with every infantile "comment' you post.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 13 дней назад +3

      ​@@Kamala-WillieBrown you know Trump looks down on you like you're Eric, right?

  • @nicolasgregory7207
    @nicolasgregory7207 13 дней назад +52

    Florida has a rule in place that requires 60% to win. THe majority voted in favor of both 3 and 4 here in Florida. The majority doesn't matter to Republican ran states.

    • @JohnPenn77
      @JohnPenn77 12 дней назад +4

      You're not too smart are ya?

    • @Isaacaijazebf2j
      @Isaacaijazebf2j 12 дней назад +2

      lol keep crying all leftists like you are barking high right now where are you and Kamala Harris where’s your democratic who said we will win Florida lol lost it by more than 10 points 😂!

    • @Dearthvader2
      @Dearthvader2 12 дней назад

      The "majority" in terms of "democracy" is the mob. Keep crying for the unjust mob. Keep crying until you become venezuela or cuba or north korea. If you dont like here move.

    • @nicolasgregory7207
      @nicolasgregory7207 12 дней назад +6

      So, 60% required to win isn't fact? Literally both amendments had majority vote but lost because of this rule. You going to try to deny this?

    • @nicolasgregory7207
      @nicolasgregory7207 12 дней назад +4

      @@Isaacaijazebf2j I don't recall mentioning Harris at all.

  • @sookie_the_fairy
    @sookie_the_fairy 13 дней назад +154

    Thank you Jimmy!! America needs a big laugh right now! 🇺🇸 😎

    • @James-p1t7p
      @James-p1t7p 13 дней назад

      Why are you being so dramatic

    • @slayer5097
      @slayer5097 13 дней назад +1

      Then go to Gutfeld. This guys pathetic. Trump broke him.

    • @LindaDocherty-t9k
      @LindaDocherty-t9k 12 дней назад +2

      ​@@slayer5097I doubt it! Trust me Jimmy doesn't care. Go away. Those of us that like his work are loving Jimmy Kimmel 😍 ❤️

    • @larry3576
      @larry3576 12 дней назад +1

      @@sookie_the_fairy you had a brain dead president and a laughing hyena in the White House, that was a joke of a lifetime.

    • @anonymousperson1771
      @anonymousperson1771 12 дней назад +1

      I'm laughing at the meltdowns. Jimmy is obsolete.

  • @MovieFan2299
    @MovieFan2299 День назад +1

    Why didn't you leave...SHAMELESS😂😂😂

  • @cameroncobb7439
    @cameroncobb7439 13 дней назад +87

    Love you Jimmy your the man we need you over the next 4 years

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 13 дней назад +3

      Too bad, one week after Trump swears in all the celebrities on Diddy's list is going to prison.

  • @captaing9458
    @captaing9458 8 дней назад +30

    Hopefully Trump can “Make Television Great Again,” Because it absolutely sucks now!

  • @heddyuriel
    @heddyuriel 13 дней назад +103

    Everyone needs to confirm their vote was counted!!!!

    • @aRealwoman-2024
      @aRealwoman-2024 13 дней назад +10

      Lmao uhh you mean like having voter ID? Because that would confirm a lot.

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад

      🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

    • @SoManyRandomRamblings
      @SoManyRandomRamblings 13 дней назад +5

      ​@@aRealwoman-2024 that wouldn't confirm it was counted.

    • @murphyrod4839
      @murphyrod4839 13 дней назад +2

      If you’re a voter by mail it’s a standard feature

    • @Guise73
      @Guise73 13 дней назад +10

      He won. America is leaning right, like a lot of the world. You would think evolution would make us better but the industrial revolution ruined us.
      I have given up hope on humanity. 😢

  • @kathyfriday3402
    @kathyfriday3402 13 дней назад +167

    Thanks so much Jimmy. Your humor is helping during this awful time

    • @thornyback
      @thornyback 13 дней назад

      I'm convinced Trump cheated based on a) his own words, saying "we have the votes, you don't even have to vote" b) 20 million more ppl signed up to vote but 14 million democratic votes are missing in a mass-turnout year! and c) so many people are saying that their mail-in votes were rejected or have not been counted yet.
      Something doesn't add up.

    • @AnthonyD-yy2in
      @AnthonyD-yy2in 12 дней назад +2

      Not January Yet.. 🤔

    • @stacytrowell6890
      @stacytrowell6890 12 дней назад +3

      ​@@AnthonyD-yy2inRight!!! I must admit it's been awful since election day for sure. I keep hoping it all was a dream but it's not so might as well keep being entertained by comedy the next four yrs to combat Trump's shenanigans when they start up in January. Especially, his favorite the daily Twitter rants!!!😂😂😂

    • @rabiyonoko5631
      @rabiyonoko5631 12 дней назад

      Cope harder

    • @AnthonyD-yy2in
      @AnthonyD-yy2in 12 дней назад +2

      @@stacytrowell6890 If he makes it to January 20th and gets into that office.. do you really think that he will last 4 years? 🤔
      It's good to know that you didn't vote for him.. 👍

  • @almaidajohn4594
    @almaidajohn4594 12 дней назад +97

    Thanks, Jimmy. I haven't watched any tv since the election results came in, but I have to watch you to get through it all.

  • @richardgreen3081
    @richardgreen3081 13 дней назад +71

    Florida calls itself the free state but you can’t smoke weed or have an abortion so what do they consider by free?

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 13 дней назад +6

      Buying Trump virtual playing cards?

    • @dwayenway
      @dwayenway 13 дней назад +7

      You call your country land of the free, but I go to jail if I drink a beer in public. So....

    • @lizroberts1569
      @lizroberts1569 13 дней назад +6

      Free for failed billionaires can do what they like.

    • @Wezwolf
      @Wezwolf 13 дней назад +6

      It means free for children to have their life.

    • @oohhboy-funhouse
      @oohhboy-funhouse 13 дней назад

      Florida also likes banning books. Soon, climate change will free us of Florida.

  • @jakxxx5a
    @jakxxx5a 13 дней назад +223

    Thanks again Jimmy! We need you!!🫶🏽💙

    • @StargateMax
      @StargateMax 12 дней назад +3

      LOL

    • @frankb6313
      @frankb6313 12 дней назад +5

      lmao no, go cry with him not having harris as president😂 this is all jimmy kimmel does now, makes fun of trump even after he won💀 this is why his show is dying

    • @Doz997
      @Doz997 12 дней назад +2

      Need you for what 😂

    • @paneko1
      @paneko1 10 дней назад

      @@frankb6313 Guys, you are so boring. You all maga trolls are just sound like half brained insecure haters. What happened to you?

    • @matthewkinoshita1932
      @matthewkinoshita1932 5 дней назад

      @@paneko1 Whooosh
      go blame a minority

  • @Egemen-m2d
    @Egemen-m2d 13 дней назад +720

    This Canadian welcomes you!!! ❤❤❤🇨🇦 the XAI890K move is making life easy for us mark my words

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад

      Why did Cackling Hyena lose so badly? 🤔

    • @Moluccan56
      @Moluccan56 13 дней назад +5

      What is this XAI890K thing?

    • @Pilotin74
      @Pilotin74 13 дней назад

      @@Kamala-WillieBrown - So you can lose in just a few months. 😆😆😆

    • @Pilotin74
      @Pilotin74 13 дней назад +4

      @@Egemen-m2d - There is never anything easy. Billionaire is playing his fools.

    • @ShellSiko
      @ShellSiko 13 дней назад

      ​@@Moluccan56nobody is answering!

  • @RussoConcerned
    @RussoConcerned 10 дней назад +57

    If a publicly traded company chooses to outsource overseas to cut costs,
    it should start by outsourcing top-tier management positions like the CEO, CFO, and CTO.
    By saving millions paid to these executives, the company could preserve the jobs of many American workers.
    These employees, when gainfully employed, would contribute much more to the local economy than a
    small group of highly paid executives.

    • @maureenlaneski2802
      @maureenlaneski2802 10 дней назад +2

      Hm. That's a good thought!

    • @gregorzimmermann2514
      @gregorzimmermann2514 9 дней назад +1

      While that is a great thought, it won't happen.

    • @porterwake3898
      @porterwake3898 9 дней назад +2

      Thank God you don't run a company or the economy.

    • @gregorzimmermann2514
      @gregorzimmermann2514 9 дней назад +5

      @@porterwake3898 what is wrong with this theory? Really the only ones benefiting from having C-level jobs in the higher paying market are these individuals in said level.

    • @TheElectronNinja
      @TheElectronNinja 9 дней назад

      That's called communism. Force everyone to have the same wage. Plus that means that the CEO of a company will now make the same, just in native currency transferred from USD, but also not have to pay the US taxes on that money he gains from an "American" company

  • @kasiazdrojewska3616
    @kasiazdrojewska3616 13 дней назад +58

    "Who didn't vote" ...majority of your country. 22% of population chose your president and half of the country eligible to vote doesn't care.
    That's something to proces... In Europe turnout about 50% is viewed as very low and a big concern. We had 75% last most recently, nicest countries like Scandinavia get 80%+ turnouts. Curious of the trend, I could see the number reached 60% in 2020 and before that 1968... It's a deep issue when half a country perpetually doesn't care about democracy.....

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 13 дней назад

      You'd think that attempted coup and deadly covid lies would get people motivated to keep him out. But nah. Apathy is one of the main enemies in USA

    • @deborahbarnes6741
      @deborahbarnes6741 12 дней назад +3

      Too many people here feel politics "has nothing to do with my life." When it actually has everything to do with their lives. Our voter turnout numbers are pathetic.

    • @sleepnomore6065
      @sleepnomore6065 12 дней назад +2

      Not everyone is old enough to vote or a citizen!

    • @eliotnes6036
      @eliotnes6036 11 дней назад +2

      ​@@sleepnomore6065Only those who can vote are counted. In these elections, 46% of eligible people voted. In my country, if less than 51% of the people go to the polls, the elections are annulled, because somehow it would be logical for the "majority" to decide.

    • @ИгорьГорбунов-и2р
      @ИгорьГорбунов-и2р 10 дней назад

      ​​@@eliotnes6036 you're wrong. There are 70 millions people under 18 in USA, if you exclude them from the total population, there are 257 million americans who can vote. 145 out of 257 is 57%, not 46%

  • @DerriBahaa
    @DerriBahaa 13 дней назад +730

    Love you Jimmy, don't ever give up!! those who got in XAI890K were right tho

    • @leemcqueen500
      @leemcqueen500 13 дней назад +1

      Give up what?

    • @ErnstKuhn
      @ErnstKuhn 13 дней назад +7

      It's never right to support fascism.

  • @LyonsM
    @LyonsM 13 дней назад +36

    Musk calling Kimmel a “propagandist”, meanwhile he supports Trump and Fox entertainment which are definitely propagandists? Jesus four years of this madness. SMH

    • @enricoluccarini3626
      @enricoluccarini3626 13 дней назад +2

      Learn a language other than English, Hungarian or Russian, and follow their news.

    • @NostradamusJr
      @NostradamusJr 13 дней назад +3

      @@enricoluccarini3626they just gas light like crazy. It’s the pot calling the kettle black.

    • @phanpny97
      @phanpny97 13 дней назад

      Expect tariffs are gonna make everything more expensive, so quite the opposite​@@PORSCHE_COUNTRY.

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM 12 дней назад

      @@enricoluccarini3626excuse me, my friend. WTF does have ANYTHING to do with what I just said? You want me to learn “madness” In a different language? Okay, I’m game. Lmao

    • @Conservative1776
      @Conservative1776 10 дней назад +1

      Woke woke woke.😂

  • @bob1519
    @bob1519 2 дня назад

    As a Canadian I want to desperately want to move to US

  • @roxyiconoclast
    @roxyiconoclast 13 дней назад +17

    Great pic of Musk and Trump. They may have won but they still are totally weird. If they’re both so rich, why can’t they even get their ties right? They need to get sartorial coaching from Jimmy.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 13 дней назад +2

      Screw the ties, they can't even afford the hair club for men?

    • @roxyiconoclast
      @roxyiconoclast 13 дней назад

      @ hm, yeah. My impression is they both went that route already. And still look weird. 🤣

  • @momofschnauzers
    @momofschnauzers 13 дней назад +121

    Jimmy, you will be one of the very few people who will help us get thru what lies ahead with this new administration. Please don't stop.

    • @WFPB_4_Life
      @WFPB_4_Life 12 дней назад +4

      💯

    • @anarchy_79
      @anarchy_79 12 дней назад +3

      True that, I don't know where else to even turn for a semblance of sanity.

    • @baby_boi123
      @baby_boi123 12 дней назад +9

      😂 cry

    • @tinytuco
      @tinytuco 12 дней назад +4

      @@baby_boi123 You lot been doing it for 4 years, had good teachers....

    • @lookbehindyou5951
      @lookbehindyou5951 12 дней назад +3

      @@tinytucolol okay diddy

  • @tonisodano5472
    @tonisodano5472 13 дней назад +130

    YES JOE MUST PARDON HIS SON IMMEDIATELY

    • @flowerchildwigglewiggle7889
      @flowerchildwigglewiggle7889 13 дней назад +15

      Thing is, he's the good guy, the good guy does the right thing even to their own detriment and the bad guys bank on it.

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 13 дней назад +6

      ​@flowerchildwigglewiggle7889 Screw it! Everyone else is walking away from crime, so why not pardon your son..

    • @pedrojiminez3404
      @pedrojiminez3404 13 дней назад

      @@kenrickkahn Trump will pardon him because even Trump supporters want him pardoned. His gun crime was due to a BS law that should've never been passed.

    • @Dante3214
      @Dante3214 13 дней назад +1

      @@kenrickkahn Now would be the time.

    • @simonagree4070
      @simonagree4070 13 дней назад

      Joe would be a fool not to do it. How many years has he got left -- does he want to spend the rest of them seeing his remaining son in jail? What are the consequences of him doing whatever he wants, according to the Supreme Court?

  • @anniecammie
    @anniecammie 10 дней назад +1

    Please don't insult Kermit by comparing him to Elon 🐸

  • @senormojo
    @senormojo 13 дней назад +21

    As a Canadian, I welcome you. However, please bring your own apartment. We are getting pretty low on these.

    • @tednorton5150
      @tednorton5150 13 дней назад

      we can't build em fast enough and plan infrastructure fast enough. But they're doing a damned earnest job where i live and sometimes at the expense of things that were monumental or statements in their existence. We have excellent social service base and our local voters are FIERCE in loyalty to progressive matters. Madison WI . It's not perfect but if you're stupid enough to hate it on prejudice it's excellent for us. Sad for you.

    • @Loraalku
      @Loraalku 13 дней назад +1

      Isn't that the truth? The housing crisis is out of control not to mention how expensive it is to rent an apartment these days 😭🤦‍♀️

    • @steve341
      @steve341 13 дней назад

      There are plenty of places , it’s a corrupt system. Most of them are investment properties. There are literally twice as many units as ppl. We don’t need more we need less corruption, but hey that won’t work since ppl are greedy

  • @NicoleSmith-o5y
    @NicoleSmith-o5y 13 дней назад +72

    When times get tough we can always count on you Jimmy Kimmel😊

    • @thomcolmer6564
      @thomcolmer6564 13 дней назад +1

      That’s why you guys lost.

    • @filmcriticinla
      @filmcriticinla 13 дней назад

      Time for an official act Joe, save America and officially use your presidential power (established by supreme court) save democracy and send trump to prison.

    • @jockogle5250
      @jockogle5250 13 дней назад +1

      The new election fraud is the manipulation of the voters minds by unethical use of social media, designed and directed by the maga campaign including Russia China Iran and the Ferengi cartel called the heritage foundation.

    • @intelligencia-r9z
      @intelligencia-r9z 13 дней назад

      ​@@jockogle5250
      EXACTLY.

    • @lorettanericcio-bohlman567
      @lorettanericcio-bohlman567 13 дней назад

      @@thomcolmer6564 better wait and see who is going to lose, thom

  • @Horrorbabe4
    @Horrorbabe4 13 дней назад +43

    The live laugh love sign SLAYED ME😂

    • @colleenjordan7687
      @colleenjordan7687 13 дней назад

      Hahahahaha! TJ Maxx Driftwood Edition 🤣 if it could get us through our childhood it can get us through anything lol

  • @kimberlyobrien4677
    @kimberlyobrien4677 9 дней назад +6

    Hey Jimmy who's the blowflake now? Boohoo

  • @paulkelman1843
    @paulkelman1843 13 дней назад +73

    Jimmy, love your work. You’re making the whole thing a bit easier.

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 13 дней назад +1

      Works only until he goes to jail for Diddy tapes.

    • @buelan.6525
      @buelan.6525 13 дней назад

      @@Mentzer1987 They left you unattended, again?

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 13 дней назад

      @@buelan.6525 We won't leave you unattended under Project 2025 don't worry...pack your bags...

    • @johnthomas1178
      @johnthomas1178 12 дней назад

      Your wife's boyfriend voted for Trump

  • @judymarshall7221
    @judymarshall7221 13 дней назад +114

    All I can say is I don’t think I would make it if it wasn’t for you and others like you! You helped me laugh through my tears!

  • @christineramsden7805
    @christineramsden7805 13 дней назад +46

    British - You are a great guy and lifts some of the darkness that most of the world is now suffering because of your awful election results

    • @EdMartinez-pc6jg
      @EdMartinez-pc6jg 13 дней назад +1

      Well done trump from england.

    • @jgg6932
      @jgg6932 12 дней назад

      ​@@EdMartinez-pc6jg❄️🤣

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 12 дней назад

      @@jgg6932
      Martinez doesn’t sound British… hmmm. I seriously doubt he’d be congratulating him if he lived in the “lower 48.”

  • @jambo44today
    @jambo44today 9 дней назад +1

    Florida lost those issues because they needed 60% to pass. Both issues had more than 50%. That 60% requirement was tried in Ohio, and it failed. Don't let them get you on that.

  • @elainearnoldy4834
    @elainearnoldy4834 13 дней назад +30

    I pray that the DOJ is looking into the election . Nothing adds up. We need to get to the bottom of it. Thank you so much for your support your laughter, and being.

    • @patriciagootgeld9273
      @patriciagootgeld9273 13 дней назад

      @@elainearnoldy4834 Merrick will get around to that in about three years. Oh, wait.

    • @thomcolmer6564
      @thomcolmer6564 13 дней назад

      ELECTION DENIER!! INSURRECTIONIST!

    • @LowLight420
      @LowLight420 13 дней назад

      Cure Autism Now
      RIP Trump

    • @jigsaw7444
      @jigsaw7444 13 дней назад +1

      Trump 2024 🙏🏼

    • @aguyfromatown
      @aguyfromatown 13 дней назад

      The bottom of it is that Trump won. Please don't become like them...

  • @maureengreen8695
    @maureengreen8695 13 дней назад +119

    Jimmy, I don’t think you realize how important you are to us. Laughter will pull us through this nightmare.

    • @Kdawggg928
      @Kdawggg928 13 дней назад +6

      What a joke you are to think this guy is funny… TRUMP

    • @RickL_was_here
      @RickL_was_here 13 дней назад +2

      There's a psychotherapist in here somewhere, maybe see if she can fit you in between her cry fests.

    • @nickgarcia1292
      @nickgarcia1292 13 дней назад +8

      @Kdawggg928
      You guys literally are just trolls 24/7 huh? You are in the same sinking ship as us my friend, only difference is you don't know it yet.

    • @isacr4063
      @isacr4063 13 дней назад

      He is crying....look at his eyes...they are tearing up.

    • @carlakenyon6073
      @carlakenyon6073 13 дней назад +2

      @@nickgarcia1292don’t even comment to these fools comments- don’t go down to their level

  • @honeybunch5765
    @honeybunch5765 12 дней назад +102

    "At least my children like me." Ouch.

  • @roxannaonuwa187
    @roxannaonuwa187 9 дней назад +1

    Jeff Dunham and Peanut had a better dance routine! 😊🤣🤣🤣

  • @jennifertate4397
    @jennifertate4397 13 дней назад +58

    Love is all we need. From that all else follows: living, positively, and laughter included. All we need is LOVE.

    • @ChiliblockTrading
      @ChiliblockTrading 12 дней назад

      Trump saving you brainwashed weirdos from yourselves is what you desperately need. Guess what, you’re about to get that medicine. Trump🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @Mus34679
      @Mus34679 12 дней назад +2

      Tell that to Trump.

    • @Ehhhhhsureeee
      @Ehhhhhsureeee 12 дней назад

      I do not think you understand the definition of love.

    • @jennifertate4397
      @jennifertate4397 11 дней назад

      @@Ehhhhhsureeee Then enlighten me.

  • @marinapeterson894
    @marinapeterson894 13 дней назад +34

    I’m Australian and I’ve had a few American friends ask
    If they can move here. You make me laugh so much Jimmy. Thank you 🙏

    • @ghighiannemorrison4922
      @ghighiannemorrison4922 13 дней назад +2

      I am an Australian and I have had Americans ask the same thing. And why wouldn't they?

    • @lorettanericcio-bohlman567
      @lorettanericcio-bohlman567 13 дней назад

      So, what’s the answer?

    • @user-kl6ir5xf3p
      @user-kl6ir5xf3p 13 дней назад +1

      Aren't most Australians basically trump and his policies supporters? I have to ask, cause that's what I've been noticing from your major news outlets.

    • @ghighiannemorrison4922
      @ghighiannemorrison4922 12 дней назад

      @user-kl6ir5xf3p what "major news outlets" have you been looking at? A snap poll was done of Australians and 72% of Australians wanted Harris/Waltz. I watch ABC, SBS, Ch7, Ch10 and none of those gave obvious support for Trump. SKY NEWS is Rupert Murdoch and the lowest rating station in Australia

    • @ghighiannemorrison4922
      @ghighiannemorrison4922 12 дней назад

      @user-kl6ir5xf3p oh and some newspapers are owned by Murdoch but not the Independents and they are the most read and they were scathing of Trump

  • @LynnTibo
    @LynnTibo 13 дней назад +50

    Canadian here and we think you need to stay put and think about what you've done so maybe you can do something about it ❤

    • @tjh4115
      @tjh4115 13 дней назад +2

      But... my mom was Canadian...

    • @UserDefaultEurope
      @UserDefaultEurope 13 дней назад +2

      Welcome to the European Union! Be sure to bring along Australia, Japan and New Zealand.

    • @JacobFields-l9i
      @JacobFields-l9i 13 дней назад

      We did do something about it we got the 🐐 back!! 🇺🇸 you’re a 🐱

    • @J.k928
      @J.k928 13 дней назад

      Lmao

    • @jonathanlewis6473
      @jonathanlewis6473 13 дней назад +3

      So what exactly did I do by opposing Trump?

  • @videofabriken
    @videofabriken 8 дней назад +8

    Jimmy, we are chosing elon musk before you. So just humble yourself please

  • @dalehoward3704
    @dalehoward3704 13 дней назад +69

    THANK YOU JIMMY FOR YOUR HUMOR ❤

    • @BalrajTakhar-u7u
      @BalrajTakhar-u7u 11 дней назад

      You must have an exceedingly low bar for what qualified as humour & no doubt an intellect to match. Ah the Dumbocrats.

  • @MarishaTorrez
    @MarishaTorrez 13 дней назад +854

    I'd take planet of the apes over trump 😂 figured XAI890K is worth to know now

    • @nicedoppy2077
      @nicedoppy2077 13 дней назад +1

      sorry what it means that XAI890K ??

    • @luc3217
      @luc3217 13 дней назад +5

      ​@@nicedoppy2077 these are bits

    • @nicedoppy2077
      @nicedoppy2077 13 дней назад

      @@luc3217 bits ? Ok, but it means??

    • @fulsgarden6915
      @fulsgarden6915 13 дней назад +1

      Planet of the apes is ruled by Trump. 😂

    • @luc3217
      @luc3217 13 дней назад

      @@nicedoppy2077 Bots

  • @artemiomarifosque7927
    @artemiomarifosque7927 13 дней назад +42

    Elon Musk is still Out Of His Mind.Abandon his most puppet rumormongering X/Twitter forever!

    • @Deontjie
      @Deontjie 12 дней назад

      You did not say that when Musk donated to Obama. You do not have a problem with Zuckerberg controlling Facebook.

    • @terryrobertson111
      @terryrobertson111 11 дней назад +2

      So you used to like twitter until they leveled the playing field for everyone?

    • @paneko1
      @paneko1 10 дней назад

      @ Nope, it obviously proven without any doubt, that Musk filtered the content, while Kremlin’s anti-Harris ads were running til the end.

    • @terryrobertson111
      @terryrobertson111 9 дней назад

      @@paneko1 But when Twitter was tilted to the extreme left you were ok with it?

  • @420BudNuggets
    @420BudNuggets 8 дней назад +2

    You guys rip Biden now, but not too long you were assuring us how good of a president he is. Then you wanted us to chose his VP for President. What a joke

  • @travellguy6500
    @travellguy6500 12 дней назад +33

    Thanks Jummy Kimmel, keep up the fight! While, everyone backs down you are going to stand up.

    • @Delia-dk5gy
      @Delia-dk5gy 12 дней назад

      Elon's hand stand.

    • @jaredmason1100
      @jaredmason1100 12 дней назад

      I don't see these left wing pundits ever admitting they were wrong. They are so far detached, they don't have a pulse on the way other Americans think. They want to shove their agenda down our throats and expect us to be shamed into thinking like them.

  • @LesIsMoreTube
    @LesIsMoreTube 13 дней назад +175

    I’m a realtor in Ontario, Canada. Hit me up if you want to move up here. We feel your pain.
    Biggly.

    • @multimeter2859
      @multimeter2859 13 дней назад +13

      Trump 2024. Thanks for offering more housing vacancy here. ❤

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад

      🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

    • @michaelreid2329
      @michaelreid2329 13 дней назад

      With the spare stock rent and housing prices should drop due to the ovet supply.

    • @kevinoleary9361
      @kevinoleary9361 13 дней назад +3

      Sorry too many south Asians

    • @aliciageary7653
      @aliciageary7653 13 дней назад +10

      Can I live in your attic? I have a dog but she never barks. I’ll cook a big breakfast every day. :)

  • @user-FPOST
    @user-FPOST 12 дней назад +36

    As a Puerto Rican : I'm absolutely terrified. Not just for everyone in the US, but also for the climate, NATO, Ukraine and Gaza and frankly, myself.... FPOST

    • @brandon1351
      @brandon1351 12 дней назад +3

      If you’ve done nothing wrong then why are you terrified?

    • @markvalparaiso1690
      @markvalparaiso1690 12 дней назад +5

      ​@@brandon1351Because we're not criminals. You have to be a criminal in our country to be safe.

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 12 дней назад +2

      @@user-FPOST USA will now care about USA first. Not about Ukraine, NATO or Gaza.
      Sorry, not sorry.

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 12 дней назад +3

      @@Mentzer1987 Care how? By imposing tariffs that *will* increase the cost of exports? By eliminating social security? By eroding human rights? By criminalizing opposition? By worshipping dictators around the world? Do enlighten me on how does any of that mean "America first".

    • @jeffrp8388
      @jeffrp8388 12 дней назад +1

      Why? Terrified for Gaza? Oh geez, you don't drink the kool-aid, you mainline it.

  • @GunnyRichard-jm5jr
    @GunnyRichard-jm5jr 10 дней назад +8

    After blowing 100 billion dollars in 107 days, and still 20 million in debt. Just think of America dodging this bullet of wasteful spending

    • @CounterI-w7w
      @CounterI-w7w 10 дней назад

      trump exploded the national deficit his first term, Biden brought it way back down

    • @esmeraldaweatherwaxe970
      @esmeraldaweatherwaxe970 9 дней назад +1

      mr bankruptcy himself, yeah, that was a smart choice.. no, really.
      a dude who can't even keep a casino going, is the BIGGES loser of all.

  • @EkaTee01
    @EkaTee01 13 дней назад +30

    Love you from Canada 🇨🇦 🇨🇦🇨🇦you are welcome ❤

  • @edwarddelgado7936
    @edwarddelgado7936 13 дней назад +97

    Well, let me tell you something when Trump was president. I moved to Costa Rica. I couldn’t take it anymore. I’m still here. And I mean that.😊

    • @leemcqueen500
      @leemcqueen500 13 дней назад +10

      Bullshit

    • @janebramblett4809
      @janebramblett4809 13 дней назад +16

      Lord, I hear you. I’m too old to listen to that freak show for four more years. Throw the musk goober in and carlson, it’s just like some kind of alternate universe, gaslighting gop

    • @jaysteele1031
      @jaysteele1031 13 дней назад +9

      @@leemcqueen500 That describes every comment you post.

    • @noself7889
      @noself7889 13 дней назад +7

      Stay there please !

    • @edwarddelgado7936
      @edwarddelgado7936 13 дней назад +6

      @ sure I love it here thank you God bless you

  • @stevereed8786
    @stevereed8786 7 дней назад +6

    Why not have Kimmel just do his monologue for the entire show? We love seeing the meltdown every night. It's refreshing to realize how good this is.

  • @lukimy2704
    @lukimy2704 13 дней назад +73

    Jimmy, we love you , never stop especially now. Times may get rough for you, but we need you to stay sane!

    • @NJPackerfan65
      @NJPackerfan65 12 дней назад +1

      He cried for people he doesn’t give 2 shits about it. He’s a hypocrite

    • @MorbiusBlueBalls
      @MorbiusBlueBalls 12 дней назад +1

      ​@@NJPackerfan65 wtf are you saying?

    • @lukimy2704
      @lukimy2704 12 дней назад

      @ you projecting your own mentality.

    • @NJPackerfan65
      @NJPackerfan65 12 дней назад

      @@MorbiusBlueBalls jimmy doesn’t care about us middle class Americans. It’s a fake emotion and rhetoric he pushes to stay relevant

    • @MinibikeMike1
      @MinibikeMike1 10 дней назад

      He lost his sanity in 2016

  • @notintohandles
    @notintohandles 13 дней назад +94

    I'm a Canadian born to American parents. I have as much right to run for office as Raphael Cruz. But I'll stay home instead. That way I can welcome all of you to my home. Just leave your guns at home. Canada has all of the territory that you do, but only ten percent of your population. Plenty of room for everyone.

    • @JustTim1916
      @JustTim1916 13 дней назад +8

      As a Canadian mate, we have enough of trouble and it's ironic what has caused those issues

    • @dangal9366
      @dangal9366 13 дней назад

      Sadly, at least 30% of Canadians would vote for trump if they could. Probably more like 40 %. A$$ holes are taking over the world.

    • @aRealwoman-2024
      @aRealwoman-2024 13 дней назад +7

      Lmao no one wants to go to Canada. Not even Canadians. But you can gladly take our celebs we don't want them either

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown 13 дней назад

      🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

    • @lindabennett6597
      @lindabennett6597 13 дней назад +12

      With climate change Canada may be the place to go

  • @Fatatua
    @Fatatua 13 дней назад +59

    We love you Jimmy, you're the man! ❤
    Let those beautiful animals be free.

    • @SooHaaacked
      @SooHaaacked 13 дней назад +3

      No we dont we actually hate him

    • @Goatyoey
      @Goatyoey 13 дней назад +2

      No we don't lol. Were literally laughing at him.

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 13 дней назад

      They're carrying deadly diseases from the lab.

  • @kayaking1000
    @kayaking1000 7 дней назад +12

    What a whining baby

  • @dpiddy82
    @dpiddy82 12 дней назад +64

    Greetings from the UK, loving Jimmy’s social commentary over the last few week. I’ve now become a regular YT viewer! 🇬🇧

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 12 дней назад +1

      TRUMP WON

    • @oli9220
      @oli9220 12 дней назад +1

      Social commentary from a COMEDIAN?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS????

  • @Solange1988
    @Solange1988 13 дней назад +87

    Thank you. We need you more than ever 😢😢

  • @JamesKulesza-tu5dp
    @JamesKulesza-tu5dp 13 дней назад +45

    Kimmel watch you every morning before work, always start my day laughing. There is truth in what your saying, at least we can still laugh about it!!!

    • @Frenchblue8
      @Frenchblue8 11 дней назад +2

      @@JamesKulesza-tu5dp well nothing about what Trump and his henchmen are going to do these four years when Putin and musk are our presidents is in the slightest bit funny. But somehow Kimmel and his writers will help us get through it with whatever words they choose. Good to know some things won't change.... At least we really really hope they won't

  • @JohannaStandage
    @JohannaStandage 13 дней назад +721

    God help us🙏🏼 you joined XAI890K as well?

    • @ursulapanse630
      @ursulapanse630 13 дней назад +3

      As a german, can you please explain to me what XAI890K means?

    • @katiemaki5740
      @katiemaki5740 13 дней назад +1

      I would like to know too.

    • @ShellSiko
      @ShellSiko 13 дней назад

      Yes I'd look to know as well!

    • @phoenix-radar
      @phoenix-radar 13 дней назад +2

      It is some AI made my elon

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 13 дней назад +1

      ​@@ursulapanse630lauter Bloedsinn