At this moment, it is crucial for individuals to prioritize investing in alternative streams of income that are not reliant on the government, particularly with the existing worldwide economic crisis. This approach is key to securing financial independence and preparing for an early retirement.
I have savings of $600k and I'm ready for retirement, only concerned about the soaring inflation. Is this enough to retire comfortably, or do I need some sort of money management?
I believe the average life expectancy in the US is around 77.5 years, but many individuals live into their 80s. Therefore, $600k needs to cover all those years as well as any unexpected expenses. While $600k is a solid beginning, I recommend seeking financial advice just to be safe.
I agree, having a financial advisor for investing is genius! Amidst the financial crisis in 2008, I was really having investing nightmare prior touching base with a advisor. In a nutshell, i've accrued over $1 million with the help of my advisor from an initial $350k investment.
@@Karenowen-f9j Could you kindly provide the information for your investment advisor? I’m actively looking for one and would greatly appreciate your help.
Republicans: "I cannot believe the criminal we elected appointed a criminal to run the criminal justice part of the government" Everyone else isn't really that surprised though.
I'll try this post again RUclips. He was never convicted of anything. Dufus Seth clearly states "He was investigated"...Not convicted of anything. Likely on an illegitimate tip from a demorat supporter.
What is with this, "we need to embrace all of it" and "if he says jump, we jump?" Congess is supposed to be a check and balance on the executive branch, not a loyal lap dog. This is one of the fundamental roles in our democracy. It is so frustrating.
So, you're just upset now? Didn't get upset when Congress ceded it's check power on the executive by signing the AUM? You know the AUMF is still in effect, right? Of course you don't. There is NO CHECK or BALANCE by Congress on the Executive branch right now. Hasn't been for over two decades.
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@@christianhviid2167yep exactly 💯 we are racing to total ecological and economic collapse in a few years 🥴 fortunately I saw this coming and we bought a lovely little casita in the mountains of Costa Rica in 2022 where we will be living full-time before the 2025 inauguration! 😎
OH, Please, recall, "Drain the--- " Yeah, and YOU'LL NEVER REPLACE the LEAD Pipes for WATER used EVERYDAY, will YOU, Ever?! Nope! Your too focused upon being ASSHOLES to FIX what's BROKEN!!
Historically, satire has always played an important role in the political ecosystem. In my lifetime, fearless comedic voices have never felt so urgent and necessary as they do right now. Thank you, Seth Meyers, for keeping us both aware of what's going on AND sane. That's a particularly tall order these days.
Well it's one thing to joke about Obama's ears or Biden's age. It's another when an actual rapist president nominates a cabinet full of people his own party objects to. Not as funny, huh?
But will they be safe in a Republican fascist state that the USA will be starting in January 2025? I fear for all the late night hosts and their writers…
@@HRHDMKYT I worry about that too, every day. What a time to be an American, the land of the "free", where members of the news media and even our comedians have to face the possibility of being tried, imprisoned, or worse, for offending Dear Leader. I hope with all my might that Seth Meyers and other late night hosts make it through this administration safe and sound, with free speech intact. All we can do is hope, even though it feels hopeless. Some days I can't manage even that.
No Republicans, you don't get to be shocked. You knew what he's like. He told you what he would do. Now you either show some spine and go against him and his crazy plans or you accept that you burned your seat and are now bound to sit on the blisters. But you do not get to act surprised or shocked.
It seems to me that the people who had a hand in the bar being set so low, are now trying to say they tried to keep the bar higher. Too late. You've joined the group who history will call spineless,groveling wimps. I hope you're proud of your achievement.
I absolutely had a laugh attack when Tim Walz mentioned Musk was jumping around the stage like a dipshit. 😂 I hadn’t heard that term since high school. Loved it!! Love Tim!
@Akaneblaze1345 Elon Musk is the king of neckbeards and a complete moron. He couldn’t even write code, real programmers had to spend hundreds of man hours rewriting his drivel. Dancing with his wife n their wedding day he whispered in her ear “I’m the alpha in this relationship.” X was his failed PayPal company from decades ago, and just like Trump he could never let the failure go so he renamed Twitter X. The Boring Company is a bold faced government grift operation. I could go on for pages describing what a loser Elon is. He didn’t have any friends growing up. Shocker huh?
As a Canadian who’s great great grandparents fled Ukraine the first time it was invaded and taken over by Russia; it’s not Russia’s country to own or control. It has its own identity and rich culture, its own language and history, so screw Putin taking his “stuff” back, Ukraine belongs to her people!
You probably know this, the area that is in Ukraine is actually considered the birthplace of that culture. Kyiv is actually the birthplace of what would become Russia. Over the years the area was taken over and never given it's identity back without a fight of some kind.
Susan Collins is allegedly "shocked", but she is going to vote "yes" for every single nominee for Trump cabinet, as usual. Remember her absolute hypocrisy during the Trump impeachment votes?
God help us if we have to start caring what Susan Collins thinks of anything again, the hypocritical snake. Susan Collins shocked at Trump pick! In other news, water found in local lake!
Republican Congress people being all surprised is freaking priceless. You know who could have stopped this, Senator?!? YOU!!! YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS! This is YOUR fault as much as anyone's!
@@jkap34you guys are the swamp, stop watching legacy media and do your own research. So many of you guys become Trump supporters each year as you guys wake up and start doing your own research instead of watching this biased legacy media.
@@jkap34 Trump will hire those that will help him fulfill his promises to the American people. You liberals are so out of touch with reality. Do some research on your own to find out why even the Amish people voted for Trump this time.
" Don't you guys have any self respect?" Well... no. I mean... clearly, the answer has been 'no' for a long, long time... It's kind their whole thing now.
They have no backbone at all. Standup for yourself they have all been neutered. Worse that can happen is a primary threat. 2026 there are 20 republicans up for reelection. If this economy etc burns down even more some won’t win
I can respect that. Try my rant, remembering Mortimer is a 'death timer'.... " Next time HugSeth wants to take out sites, and peeps...Trump threatened to kill every North Korea, until Kim praised his intellect...tell him to get take out, not take people out. And release the outtakes as he croaks 'Take me back to Dixie and the good old enslavers daze'. Heavier metal. Help! Hopelessly helpless, helplessly hopeless. But you help take us up, after down takes. As Gandalf said, "Fool of a Took!" And Rubio is the token Latino fried chef, or something worse. Like Steve Miller, VoldeMortimer.
Trump appears to have limited intelligence as well as definite sociopathic tendencies. I believe he is an obvious front for whomever is truly in charge.
@@Zayna-z4s And I see you say you are "loving how Trump is upsetting Stephen" . So your attitude is to laugh at people in pain, revel in your fellow human being's suffering. How charming.
@@user-ze9uy5iq5o You seem to miss the point. It think you people should stick with that attitude. Rather not see democrats get near power again and if you want to keep insulting the electorate more power to you. Not like anyone will hold it against you in the voting booth 😎
I was 17 when my next door neighbor, a trusted family friend, assaulted me and tried to coerce me into his home. He was a marine vet, 3 times my age and twice my size. I was able to escape him and lock down the house, but my parents did... nothing. At all. They invited him to Thanksgiving 2 months later, because their status quo was their first priority. Pretending harm doesn't happen condemns those harmed and allows perpetrators to continue to offend. The fact anyone continues to serve while credibly accused of such henious violation disgusts me. I am deeply disappointed by the people of my country.
Wow, so sorry that happened to you. People are SO weird. I hope you manage to build the sense of self importance that your parents SHOULD have been giving you. They failed you big time
I'm deeply sorry you have had to go through that horror. Like another reply before me, you -- like every single other victim of sexual assault and of amoral parents -- did not deserve that.
I've been watching Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver, Seth Meyers and so on for years and, even though I love them, as comedians and as human beings, I feel that my laughter and smiles have changed in the last week. In France we say "yellow laugh". What is happening in the United States with the election of Donald Trump is tragic. As a citizen of the world, it scares me to the highest degree. For security, for peace, for the environment, for the planet, for our children and for the human beings that we are. I know that the far right is gaining ground all over the world (even here in France and Europe) but, naive as I am, I never thought that it could contaminate your country to this extent. Trump's first nominations are crazy and at the same time they are no longer so surprising. The world is going to hell and we're going to have to wake up one day. It's going to be 4 long years...
It makes me so. I am terrified for all of it. I couldn't agree more with your assessment of this terrifying situation. There is truly only one Earth and everything on it is connected. What is occurring before our eyes is the destruction of everything. I am so scared for our following generations. The Native Americans have a beautiful axiom: " Live your life for the next seven generations". Succinct and to the point.
They have forgotten how all this is supposed to work -- representatives are voted in to be a voice for their constituents' needs and wishes -- ALL constituents, not just the ones who voted for them). Secondly, they are NOT supposed to blindly do the bidding of the president -- the checks and balances don't work if they just follow the president like he's a king... oh, wait, I get it now.
I’ve been wondering where these “checks and balances” are for the last…8 years now. I mean, how awful does someone have to be in life and at their job before there are consequences?
I actually sobbed the first win in 2016, now I am just terrified for our children and their children and our beautiful one of a kind planet and All it's inhabitants
@@Yunglou3000 My partner and I also decided to not have kids. Which doesn't bode well for the future because it seems that the stupid people are breeding a lot more than the intelligent ones.
@@Yunglou3000 Oh come on. I agree things could get bad but people have been having children during bad times before. Just admit you don't want children. That's perfectly okay.
@RevCeleste in a 2 party system you vote agaisnt the worst candidate. In 2020 enough people voted agaisnt Trump to prevent him getting into power. This time, millions of those voters didn't bother voting against him. And now you have Trump in. His support didn't grow. There weren't more people voting for him this time. It came down to apathy of the opposition. The thing he is forming isn't recognisable a government. The guy in charge of the extinction-level niclear arsenal doesn't know about the military. This could genuinely be the US leaving its role as world super power.
I’m not shocked a sexual predator knows a sexual predator then Pete 2 divorces were from sleeping with coworkers and he married the mistress to cheat on her. What a dumbass
Oh god NOOO not the annnoying mike lindel who plays in his own corny stupid my pillow commercials. He says its the most comfortable pillow you ever own. Many complaints at the BBB shows it is NOT the most comfy pillow. Mike is a con artist making scam money JUST LIKE TRUMPO the DIctatorO
Naaahhh. Mike Pillow is now a washed up loser, he won't become part of the cabinet. Probably hired into DHS by the puppy killer, but not a congress confirmed position. Just like how Rudy is twisting in the wind.
pray for America, Trump might finally succeed in destroying America for his buddy pal dictator Putin, After America is destroyed by Trump, he will live in happy paradise with Putin in his Russian Palace. Putin wont have to use any armies to destroy America, He will only have to use his Puppet Trump to destroy America from within. TRUMP IS THE ENEMY within..... a traitor to the us constitution
!!thank you seth for having the courage to put out the reminder of what our constitution says about those who would bend our government to their will...and how we, as true citizens, need to respond...
gonna be a lot longer than 4 years. i hope everyone who ignored our warnings because of eggs being $2.43 a dozen enjoys their coffee tariffs and egg scarcity because RFKJ eliminated avian flu regulations and inspectors.
My guess is this is some type of quid pro quo like he’s going to whatever trump wants so he could get out of the investigation. I really expected it to be Ken Paxton since that is what I saw as a prediction and that made more sense to me despite him being corrupt and terrible too
What would be perfect was if a dem won the seat in a special election. We still don't know who gets control.of the House for the 119th Congress. If the GOP keeps control, it would be slim and this would make it even slimmer.
Funny, I thought "Representatives" were supposed to represent their congressional districts, not just be yes men to the president. A representative that says they will jump when the president tells them to shouldn't even be allowed in congress.
@@ryanfraser167 While I get that, it isn't a representative's job to assume that their constituents want everything that Trump wants. It's one of the reasons that reps often go back to their districts to find out what the people want the rep to support. It's a bad form of a representative democracy if a citizen just says "I voted for Trump, just do what he tells you to do and don't think for yourself."
@ardaghion they don't need to assume, a lot of constituents write and contact reps telling them they want trumps agenda supported, there is a reason why reps are getting behind trumps agenda the way the way they do.
Gaetz roommate at Florida State University was reportedly found dead 'under suspicious circumstances' while the two were undergraduate students. He started early ...
That Subway, $5.00 foot long joke had me in stitches. I'm glad Seth pointed out that Trump bombed 7times in various places putting the myth to the lie that Trump is "anti-war."
If I hear Susan Collins say ONE more time that she's "just....so....shocked" I'm gonna lose my mind. How many times has she said that now? 59,000? She also thought Trump had "learned his lesson" after his first impeachment. I'm glad she's not one of his overt sycophants. But my god is she credulous and stuck on a loop. It's tiring....
He isn't assembling a competent government. There's hiring loyal people to be your cronies, and there's hiring loyal people who aren't capable of being your cronies.
No, America didn't ask for this. Even though Trump won the popular vote, which hasn't happened for a republican since Bush in 2004, America is 100% against this. I can almost guarantee that most democratic voters opted to stay home because they didn't like kamala, but that's signing your own death warrant. She was the lesser of two evils, and staying home sealed it.
I love how you people all repeat the same buzzwords over and over again. Its like you're totally incapable of independent thought. A few months ago it was "weird", now its "clown! clown show! clown car!" Next month it will be something else. What does the DNC send out a mass email telling you which new word to use?
Mr. Trump has 2 disorders in the cluster B section of personality disorders in any college psychiatry text. You can try arguing science and medicine if you choose I suppose. Kind if frightens me having a true sociopath in control of our country. The IQ appears to be on the 60 - 80 range as opposed to the 80 - 100 range. You can find this info in any psychiatry manual as well.
@tonyzuco6144 Cool, Bro! We'll hold u to it, since clearly MAGA knows all! We expect - no demand that gas be $1.50, full cart of groceries $20, and whites only in 'Murica on Day 1
Maybe you can try listening to stories? People upload some nice free audiobooks here, with chill music. Or meditations, or vlogs. You can "shop" around until you find something that helps you sleep. Wishing you the best friend 👍 genuinely I hope you find something that helps.
The American population got dumber and dumber until it decided to vote for a fascist thinking it would make their lives better. Carl Sagan's The Demon Haunted World came true.
@@johnsunderland4197 Alaska aside, Russian flags fly over abandoned American military bases in Syria from Trump's last term and with the election Russia has greenlit establishing military bases throughout the Arctic Circle. Oil wars were yesterday, now the world is going to seize water sources and fortress up to repel the increasing waves of refugees fleeing from IMF approved exportable agriculture to where the food and water are to try and survive.
The people who make $700 an hour have convinced the people who make $25 an hour that the problem is the people who make $7.50 an hour.
At this moment, it is crucial for individuals to prioritize investing in alternative streams of income that are not reliant on the government, particularly with the existing worldwide economic crisis. This approach is key to securing financial independence and preparing for an early retirement.
I have savings of $600k and I'm ready for retirement, only concerned about the soaring inflation. Is this enough to retire comfortably, or do I need some sort of money management?
I believe the average life expectancy in the US is around 77.5 years, but many individuals live into their 80s. Therefore, $600k needs to cover all those years as well as any unexpected expenses. While $600k is a solid beginning, I recommend seeking financial advice just to be safe.
I agree, having a financial advisor for investing is genius! Amidst the financial crisis in 2008, I was really having investing nightmare prior touching base with a advisor. In a nutshell, i've accrued over $1 million with the help of my advisor from an initial $350k investment.
@@Karenowen-f9j Could you kindly provide the information for your investment advisor? I’m actively looking for one and would greatly appreciate your help.
Republicans: "I cannot believe the criminal we elected appointed a criminal to run the criminal justice part of the government"
Everyone else isn't really that surprised though.
Likely a false tip from a demorat anyway.
Time to re-post all those "I never thought leopards would eat MY face" memes 😂
Believe it😜
I'll try this post again RUclips. He was never convicted of anything. Dufus Seth clearly states "He was investigated"...Not convicted of anything. Likely on an illegitimate tip from a demorat supporter.
Not surprised at all. What we voted against.
What is with this, "we need to embrace all of it" and "if he says jump, we jump?" Congess is supposed to be a check and balance on the executive branch, not a loyal lap dog. This is one of the fundamental roles in our democracy. It is so frustrating.
So, you're just upset now? Didn't get upset when Congress ceded it's check power on the executive by signing the AUM? You know the AUMF is still in effect, right? Of course you don't. There is NO CHECK or BALANCE by Congress on the Executive branch right now. Hasn't been for over two decades.
And they all claim to be Constitutional experts
Checks and balances is dead. All three branches all agree.
It's utterly pathetic!!
Democracy? Checks and balances? These things are history, which will not be taught anymore anyway.
Welcome to 🍊💩's America.
All I can think is that a legislative representative saying to blindly follow the executive leader should trigger major bells in anyone's head.
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He forgot to say “Hail supreme leader”
Pathetic
To quote Bruce Springsteen. "Question Authority. Because in today's political climate. Blind Faith in your leaders will get you killed."
Just disgusting sycophants and yes men.
It's already a train wreck, and hasn't even left the station yet.
We could genuinly be on the path for a major conflict and collapse of our systems. This is so much worse than last time.
@lansmitheejr yes a complete circus😅
@christianhviid2167 yes a house full of criminal
Is it bad I'm enjoying the chaos
Don't get me wrong, I'm 💙💙💙 all l the way, so watching the Republicans be like hey wait a minute 🤣
@@christianhviid2167yep exactly 💯 we are racing to total ecological and economic collapse in a few years 🥴 fortunately I saw this coming and we bought a lovely little casita in the mountains of Costa Rica in 2022 where we will be living full-time before the 2025 inauguration! 😎
This isn’t a “Cabinet.” It’s a freaking septic tank.
More like cesspool. ☣️
OH, Please, recall, "Drain the--- " Yeah, and YOU'LL NEVER REPLACE the LEAD Pipes for WATER used EVERYDAY, will YOU, Ever?! Nope! Your too focused upon being ASSHOLES to FIX what's BROKEN!!
Susan Collins..... do you think Donald Trump had learned his lesson yet??
Thinking the same thing.
Would she vote for a conviction were Trump to be impeached a historic THIRD time?
chump will be impeached again
She'll acquiesce, no doubt. She's like a diaper for the GOP's butt.
Great point! Some reporters with guts should ask her this question.
That's not a cabinet. That's a junk drawer.
Very good! Well said!
So funny
a septic tank
That was perfectly said lol
It desperately needs cleaning then!
Historically, satire has always played an important role in the political ecosystem. In my lifetime, fearless comedic voices have never felt so urgent and necessary as they do right now. Thank you, Seth Meyers, for keeping us both aware of what's going on AND sane. That's a particularly tall order these days.
Well it's one thing to joke about Obama's ears or Biden's age. It's another when an actual rapist president nominates a cabinet full of people his own party objects to. Not as funny, huh?
trump is about to arrest him. Its typical of the fascism playbook.
I think everything that happens here is satire
But will they be safe in a Republican fascist state that the USA will be starting in January 2025? I fear for all the late night hosts and their writers…
@@HRHDMKYT I worry about that too, every day. What a time to be an American, the land of the "free", where members of the news media and even our comedians have to face the possibility of being tried, imprisoned, or worse, for offending Dear Leader. I hope with all my might that Seth Meyers and other late night hosts make it through this administration safe and sound, with free speech intact. All we can do is hope, even though it feels hopeless. Some days I can't manage even that.
No Republicans, you don't get to be shocked. You knew what he's like. He told you what he would do. Now you either show some spine and go against him and his crazy plans or you accept that you burned your seat and are now bound to sit on the blisters. But you do not get to act surprised or shocked.
they were ignorant and hoping for a Trump Handout of money
YES!!! 😡
Republicans aren’t shocked, Washington elites are.
It seems to me that the people who had a hand in the bar being set so low, are now trying to say they tried to keep the bar higher. Too late. You've joined the group who history will call spineless,groveling wimps. I hope you're proud of your achievement.
That’s what really gets me about this; why are people surprised? Why didn’t they believe him when he said what kind of president he would be?
And they call liberals sheep?
Every accusation is a confession.
They are lemmings!
@@READINGSCARESIDIOTS Lemmings don't follow each other, that was an urban myth made by Disney for a movie called White Wilderness in 1958.
Well yeah, it's part of their programming. As is a complete and utter lack of self awareness.
@@READINGSCARESIDIOTSthat is a myth!
I absolutely had a laugh attack when Tim Walz mentioned Musk was jumping around the stage like a dipshit. 😂 I hadn’t heard that term since high school. Loved it!! Love Tim!
"if he says jump...", that's not democracy, that's a monarchy.
A Dictatorship is what it is!
Very well put.
And they don't like being referred to as a cult...right 😁
King Trump.
Closer to a dictatorship. The world hasn't had a monarchy with any sort of power like that since the 1700's
That's a cult.
They MUST release that Gaetz report!😮
Or leak it . . .
Good times for sure 💙💙💙
Vetting mattie will be a clown show.
NOW 🙌
I feel like they won't
I agree, but doubt they will. Jack Smith also needs to release his report too.
Thank you, Seth, for never backing down!!!
Yes. Thank you, Seth, for keeping us sane!
Yes Seth, thanks for keeping the low IQ sheep in line.
Suddenly a fear of clowns seems utterly appropriate.
Everybody loves a clown
So why don’t you?
sometimes clowns really do kill. Thanks Sam Winchester.
Good one! Love it when the comments make better jokes than Seth. Maybe Fallon will use it.
Calling the Winchester's!
Lol!
😮 I've been saying for years clowns are scary 😜
That is what fascism requires: blind obedience.
And blind obedience requires a big dose of stupidity. Thanks to our MAGA friends, there's no shortage of that.
You Should've ran for president
@@bellagirlgirl8827 Nailed it...
Gross incompetence doesn't seem to be a problem in this administration, I mean sure, ass kissed, but none of these people know how to do their jobs
"We do what we're told, told to do"
"We do what we're told, told to do"
"We do what we're told, told to do"
I'm surprised the My Pillow guy isn't in his cabinet already.
Oh lord that is gonna happen isn’t it? Damn
Not Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski clutching their pearls, again. I can't believe we're here again.
I can
Last week confirmed that the forecast calls for pain
I know right, it's just maddening 🥴
It's time for Lisa to retire and enjoy the lobster rolls.
The fact they both are even here again is because of what they did last time around. Cave under pressure by the threat of their constituents.
@@ultmotive Murkowski at least voted to impeach on the second impeachment. She should have run as an independent when they threatened to primary her.
I'm going to miss hearing Tim Walz saying that Elon was, "jumping up and down and skipping like a dipshit."
🥲 I laugh every time I watch that. He's the BEST ♥️
Who says he's going to stop saying it?
Yep his Words are true Still I never really liked Musk though.
looks like A person who really only cares about his Pocket.
@Akaneblaze1345 Elon Musk is the king of neckbeards and a complete moron. He couldn’t even write code, real programmers had to spend hundreds of man hours rewriting his drivel. Dancing with his wife n their wedding day he whispered in her ear “I’m the alpha in this relationship.” X was his failed PayPal company from decades ago, and just like Trump he could never let the failure go so he renamed Twitter X. The Boring Company is a bold faced government grift operation. I could go on for pages describing what a loser Elon is. He didn’t have any friends growing up. Shocker huh?
Every time I see one of those ugly tesla SUV's I puke a little into my nose.
“Just following orders.” Let’s see how that works out. 😒
As a Canadian who’s great great grandparents fled Ukraine the first time it was invaded and taken over by Russia; it’s not Russia’s country to own or control. It has its own identity and rich culture, its own language and history, so screw Putin taking his “stuff” back, Ukraine belongs to her people!
Go Ukraine! FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM from dictator Putin
You probably know this, the area that is in Ukraine is actually considered the birthplace of that culture. Kyiv is actually the birthplace of what would become Russia. Over the years the area was taken over and never given it's identity back without a fight of some kind.
I wonder how the US would react if Britain decided to take a few states back. Pretty sure we wouldn't be discussing territory concessions.
@@foiblemooch2686 Russia takes back Alaska, Louisiana was France’s at one time and Mexico owned Texas so not just Great Britain…
@@heatherlarson8742 Louisiana was at least purchased…not taken through wars. 🤷🏼♀️
As the saying goes "elect a clown, expect a circus!"
😂😂😂👍💯
Trump isn't a clown.
He's an asshole.
last 4 years described perfectly.
@@leanercleaner698 and the 4 years before that even more perfectly; now do, "I know you are but what am I", idiot.
@@merrytylerwhore8034 how far back are we going, moron?
As a Brit I'm loving these uploads, very funny and informative.
Thanks
Susan Collins is allegedly "shocked", but she is going to vote "yes" for every single nominee for Trump cabinet, as usual. Remember her absolute hypocrisy during the Trump impeachment votes?
Yes, I still think about that from time to time. F her
When she was "concerned", during the trump impeachment & assured us,
"He had learned his lesson from the first impeachment?"
God help us if we have to start caring what Susan Collins thinks of anything again, the hypocritical snake. Susan Collins shocked at Trump pick! In other news, water found in local lake!
remember her absolute hypocrisy when she voted to confirm one if not all of these supreme court fascists that have destroyed the country?
Yes, but you bet she is going to watch very closely all the unqualified and dangerous people she confirmed!
MAGA is about to find out how expensive “Owning a Lib” is. Unfortunately we’re along for the ride.
Even their language is racist; remember how your nation got built?
@@pgknippel”b-but bidens old!”
“owning a lib” is a grift
I refuse to jump or scratch my head
Be honest. You're a white man. You can't jump.
Republican Congress people being all surprised is freaking priceless. You know who could have stopped this, Senator?!? YOU!!! YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS! This is YOUR fault as much as anyone's!
I would argue that it’s their fault even more than anyone else’s
They were so focused on winning they forgot what the "prize" was 😂
@@montybanana It's exclusively their fault.
What a shock… said no one who didn’t WARN everyone this would happen for a full year.
a full year? you mean the last 8 years?
Thank you, Seth. I know this gives you four more years to deal with this insane problem but you do help us keep sane!
This isn't a Swamp this is a Cesspool Administration.
But Trump was gonna drain the swamp? Did he just drain it into a cesspool and not tell us?! Whaa???? He's a liar?! Blasphemy! /sarcasm
@@jkap34you guys are the swamp, stop watching legacy media and do your own research. So many of you guys become Trump supporters each year as you guys wake up and start doing your own research instead of watching this biased legacy media.
@@jkap34 Trump will hire those that will help him fulfill his promises to the American people. You liberals are so out of touch with reality. Do some research on your own to find out why even the Amish people voted for Trump this time.
Shoulda left this sh*t in the septic tank.
With the smell of sulfur..
Did we expect any different from this completely unqualified POS? America ~ not so beautiful anymore. I’m ashamed.
This is too stupid to be real
Are you talking about yourself?
@@tonyzuco6144 tony must be in Trump's cult based in his stupid childish comment, or was that what you consider brilliant tony?
@@tonyzuco6144 - "no u"
" Don't you guys have any self respect?"
Well... no.
I mean... clearly, the answer has been 'no' for a long, long time... It's kind their whole thing now.
As if it isn’t yours? Kindly STF up. I’ve got some cereal to prepare. Lmao
@@LyonsM bros go cereal to prepare
Respect? They dont even have the b@lls to stand up
They have no backbone at all. Standup for yourself they have all been neutered. Worse that can happen is a primary threat. 2026 there are 20 republicans up for reelection. If this economy etc burns down even more some won’t win
I can respect that. Try my rant, remembering Mortimer is a 'death timer'....
" Next time HugSeth wants to take out sites, and peeps...Trump threatened to kill every North Korea, until Kim praised his intellect...tell him to get take out, not take people out. And release the outtakes as he croaks 'Take me back to Dixie and the good old enslavers daze'. Heavier metal. Help! Hopelessly helpless, helplessly hopeless. But you help take us up, after down takes. As Gandalf said, "Fool of a Took!" And Rubio is the token Latino fried chef, or something worse. Like Steve Miller, VoldeMortimer.
This is the sh¡tshow we all expected, and the curtain hasn't even raised yet.
Im 37! This comment has gotten 36 likes, and I'm 37
But seriously, we're cooked, and we didn't vote for this
@@patrickcrews3977 We did though. It'll be great, don't worry.
@@r34ct4Be afraid.. be very afraid!
@@patrickcrews3977 We didn't, but the majority did and now we all get to deal with another 4 years of the fascist clown.
Thank God for late night talk show hosts. They have entertained me for years and are now helping me keep my sanity.
Maybe, now that America has an angry fascist in charge, he might jail all of them for being funny.
They're kind of the problem.
These people just prove it's a cult!
A criminal appoint another criminal to the department that investigates criminals as the mouth breathers cheer. 😮
Trump appears to have limited intelligence as well as definite sociopathic tendencies. I believe he is an obvious front for whomever is truly in charge.
You think the majority of Americans are mouth breathers? No wonder you couldn’t convince most people to vote for Harris with that charming attitude.
@@Zayna-z4s And I see you say you are "loving how Trump is upsetting Stephen" . So your attitude is to laugh at people in pain, revel in your fellow human being's suffering. How charming.
@Zayna-z4s lol my guy all you just did there is reveal to everyone you are triggered by the “mouth breather” comment. 😭😂
@@user-ze9uy5iq5o You seem to miss the point. It think you people should stick with that attitude. Rather not see democrats get near power again and if you want to keep insulting the electorate more power to you.
Not like anyone will hold it against you in the voting booth 😎
This is so much scarier than his first term already.
Boo 🤣
@@tonyzuco6144no boo hoo
@@tonyzuco6144 You a ghost or clown?
Tony, don't bust my ovaries man. I suffer from a serious disease called Caroholism stage III dude.
Gaetz being nominated was terrifying. Should get used to it, this kind terror will be a daily occurrence soon
RFK in charge of HHS - now that's scary!
@ yes, that’s freaking scary too! Everything he’s done in just the last week is scary!
Good, move to a different country then. We don't want you here
Well Exxon was in charge of the EPA last time. He is getting way more assistance this time around
I've always thought he likes to work with people he has dirt on so he can control them. These appointments do not change my opinion, especially Gaetz.
There's going to be a serious case of buyer's remorse over Trump and his crappy cabinet, and I'm here for it.
Yes, that's what the msm has been saying. 'buyer's remorse'. 🦜🐑
The reality of the faulty cabinet hinges on the extent of the displaced mission creep and the unintended consequences lubrication.
@@pheargoth yeah but we non-buyers will have to suffer too. Worse, in some cases
You're here for it? I wish we weren't stuck here for it. Because we're all being put through this blender together.
Cabinet ?
Junk Drawer !
If the president says jump, I say how high.... Wait. Constitution, Bill of rights, do either of you have a rebuttal?
It is almost as if he is purposefully trying to find the most unqualified people to run each department.
Almost ?
We are screwed.
Like last time!
Well two appointees will be given positions that just happen to be investigating them for shady stuff. So can only do the math on that one
Yes he is, Putin told him who to pick. Like the thief telling the homeowner to leave the door unlocked.
I was 17 when my next door neighbor, a trusted family friend, assaulted me and tried to coerce me into his home.
He was a marine vet, 3 times my age and twice my size.
I was able to escape him and lock down the house, but my parents did... nothing. At all. They invited him to Thanksgiving 2 months later, because their status quo was their first priority.
Pretending harm doesn't happen condemns those harmed and allows perpetrators to continue to offend.
The fact anyone continues to serve while credibly accused of such henious violation disgusts me.
I am deeply disappointed by the people of my country.
You did not deserve that.
they's indeed disgusting.
OMG I am so sorry for you 🙏❤️ and as a survivor, i am happy you could escape.
Shame on your parents for not protecting you ❤️
❤️🤗 from Germany
Wow, so sorry that happened to you. People are SO weird. I hope you manage to build the sense of self importance that your parents SHOULD have been giving you. They failed you big time
I'm deeply sorry you have had to go through that horror. Like another reply before me, you -- like every single other victim of sexual assault and of amoral parents -- did not deserve that.
Thanks for continuing to stand up for democracy, Seth.
I've been watching Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver, Seth Meyers and so on for years and, even though I love them, as comedians and as human beings, I feel that my laughter and smiles have changed in the last week. In France we say "yellow laugh". What is happening in the United States with the election of Donald Trump is tragic. As a citizen of the world, it scares me to the highest degree. For security, for peace, for the environment, for the planet, for our children and for the human beings that we are. I know that the far right is gaining ground all over the world (even here in France and Europe) but, naive as I am, I never thought that it could contaminate your country to this extent. Trump's first nominations are crazy and at the same time they are no longer so surprising. The world is going to hell and we're going to have to wake up one day. It's going to be 4 long years...
Yellow laugh = insincere laughter? We have a saying "gallows humor" where we mean it, alright, but we're not happy. I'm experiencing gallows humor.
wait, you thought we were intelligent?? HAHAHAHA!!!!! nice.
and it's gonna be more like 60 years, not 4.
It makes me so. I am terrified for all of it. I couldn't agree more with your assessment of this terrifying situation. There is truly only one Earth and everything on it is connected. What is occurring before our eyes is the destruction of everything. I am so scared for our following generations. The Native Americans have a beautiful axiom: " Live your life for the next seven generations". Succinct and to the point.
Please check out Bill Maher. He is also one of the "Greats"
They have forgotten how all this is supposed to work -- representatives are voted in to be a voice for their constituents' needs and wishes -- ALL constituents, not just the ones who voted for them). Secondly, they are NOT supposed to blindly do the bidding of the president -- the checks and balances don't work if they just follow the president like he's a king... oh, wait, I get it now.
They should have allegiance to the country, not a particular person
What idiots
I’ve been wondering where these “checks and balances” are for the last…8 years now. I mean, how awful does someone have to be in life and at their job before there are consequences?
@@Tonyhouse1168play could have been voted out so blame it on stupid Americans
"When conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not reject conservatism. They will abandon democracy." David Frum.
Can we at least have a Secretary of Silly Walks?
Thank you Seth, you helped keep me sane the first time around and we need you more than ever
i wish seth had a show of just him monologuing. i don’t usually care about the celebrity interviews but i love this part of the show
Same here. Make it a political daily review with a bit of humor thrown in!!
Totally agree 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I agree he’s the best need more closer look and less celebrities
me too.
He’s also a great interviewer to be honest. Although it’d be nicer if there was some non-celebrity, a bit off-kilter guests
THIS GUY IS WHAT WE NEED MORE THAN EVER.KEEP TAKLKIN ABOUT IT. IT WOULD BE ANOTHER MISTAKE TO BE SILENT.............
I actually sobbed the first win in 2016, now I am just terrified for our children and their children and our beautiful one of a kind planet and All it's inhabitants
Same 😭😿😢
After his win, my hopes of having children officially ended. I cant ethically bring a child to this.
@@Yunglou3000 My partner and I also decided to not have kids. Which doesn't bode well for the future because it seems that the stupid people are breeding a lot more than the intelligent ones.
💔@@Yunglou3000
@@Yunglou3000 Oh come on. I agree things could get bad but people have been having children during bad times before. Just admit you don't want children. That's perfectly okay.
The terrible guy chose terrible choices because his last group of terrible ring-kissers didn’t work out? Gasp. I’m shocked I tell you, shocked.
A lot of these aren't even really choices. They aren't capable for the roles. It's not about ethics as much as it is experience and skills.
@@SerendipityChildsince when does that have anything to do with anything when it comes to Trump and his cultists
@RevCeleste in a 2 party system you vote agaisnt the worst candidate.
In 2020 enough people voted agaisnt Trump to prevent him getting into power.
This time, millions of those voters didn't bother voting against him.
And now you have Trump in.
His support didn't grow. There weren't more people voting for him this time. It came down to apathy of the opposition.
The thing he is forming isn't recognisable a government. The guy in charge of the extinction-level niclear arsenal doesn't know about the military. This could genuinely be the US leaving its role as world super power.
I’m not shocked a sexual predator knows a sexual predator then Pete 2 divorces were from sleeping with coworkers and he married the mistress to cheat on her. What a dumbass
His purpose to destroy this country
"He's not a pedophile. He's a Catholic priest who has been accused of certain things that are under review."
Susan Collins, what a waste.
Susan Collins still giving Trump another chance.
The fact that Bolton has become an arbiter of propriety is a fair barometer of how debased we have become. Jeez.
3:19 that “OHHH” from the audience was priceless, and Seth’s stumble from laughing at their horror 😂😂
My favorite quote from?: We’re just 3 seconds away from My Pillow Guy becoming Surgeon General.
Oh god NOOO not the annnoying mike lindel who plays in his own corny stupid my pillow commercials. He says its the most comfortable pillow you ever own. Many complaints at the BBB shows it is NOT the most comfy pillow. Mike is a con artist making scam money JUST LIKE TRUMPO the DIctatorO
Dpt of commerce
👏👏👏👏👏👏
I am surprised that Roger Stone hasn't been spotted...
Only if Hannibal Lector declines it first.
Naaahhh. Mike Pillow is now a washed up loser, he won't become part of the cabinet. Probably hired into DHS by the puppy killer, but not a congress confirmed position.
Just like how Rudy is twisting in the wind.
Trump is a very sick man. Feel so sorry for the decent Americans who are stuck living this nightmare.
pray for America, Trump might finally succeed in destroying America for his buddy pal dictator Putin, After America is destroyed by Trump, he will live in happy paradise with Putin in his Russian Palace. Putin wont have to use any armies to destroy America, He will only have to use his Puppet Trump to destroy America from within. TRUMP IS THE ENEMY within..... a traitor to the us constitution
his supporters are very sick and evil people themselves.
Native Americans have wonderful advice: " Live your life for the next 7 generations",
Thank you.
!!thank you seth for having the courage to put out the reminder of what our constitution says about those who would bend our government to their will...and how we, as true citizens, need to respond...
The Gaetz of Hell
👍🙌
And the Melon Husk.
❤
@@btforman A+ wordplay right there.
Ppp
Seth, we need you now more than ever, this is gonna be a long 4 years
gonna be a lot longer than 4 years. i hope everyone who ignored our warnings because of eggs being $2.43 a dozen enjoys their coffee tariffs and egg scarcity because RFKJ eliminated avian flu regulations and inspectors.
4 years? We WISH! Like Putin, there's going to be voting and trumps going to win every time. Then JD, then...
King of them all SETH!!!
I sincerely hope Matt Gaetz doesn't end up getting sworn in. The cherry on top is that he already resigned from Congress, so he would have nothing.
Try not to jinx it. The more we want something to not happen, it then happens as if out of spite.
Fingers crossed 🤞
My guess is this is some type of quid pro quo like he’s going to whatever trump wants so he could get out of the investigation. I really expected it to be Ken Paxton since that is what I saw as a prediction and that made more sense to me despite him being corrupt and terrible too
What would be perfect was if a dem won the seat in a special election. We still don't know who gets control.of the House for the 119th Congress. If the GOP keeps control, it would be slim and this would make it even slimmer.
@@alias093001 I think he’s in a super red district so pretty much no chance
It’s amazing how many congresspeople don’t know the role of Congress.
Really draining that swamp, huh? Man, I'm seeing crawfish and gators everywhere.
And the smell is horrendous!!!
Absolutely correct. The swamp is getting bigger, not draining. Not only crawfish and gators but anaconmen too.
Nothing that delicious or nutritious!
Funny, I thought "Representatives" were supposed to represent their congressional districts, not just be yes men to the president. A representative that says they will jump when the president tells them to shouldn't even be allowed in congress.
That is so well put!!!
Very likely their constituents also strongly supported trump as well.
@@ryanfraser167 While I get that, it isn't a representative's job to assume that their constituents want everything that Trump wants. It's one of the reasons that reps often go back to their districts to find out what the people want the rep to support.
It's a bad form of a representative democracy if a citizen just says "I voted for Trump, just do what he tells you to do and don't think for yourself."
@ardaghion they don't need to assume, a lot of constituents write and contact reps telling them they want trumps agenda supported, there is a reason why reps are getting behind trumps agenda the way the way they do.
Having 'I was just following orders' as my legacy, isn't how I would like to be remembered. I hope he doesn't either, but I doubt he cares about it.
Honestly how do you find the strength to go on! Thank you for keeping my spirits up, I’ve never needed it more!
Hey Susan Collins! Did drumpf learn his lesson yet? Thanks a lot 🤬
He learned his lesson. The lesson was "Republicans will never hold him accountable for ANYTHING" and hoo boy, did he ever internalize it.
Don't worry, she's elevated from mild concern to moderate consternation
@@gavinjenkins899 Ooh boy, righteous indignation's coming straight down the pike!
Gaetz roommate at Florida State University was reportedly found dead 'under suspicious circumstances' while the two were undergraduate students. He started early ...
That is terrifying
That Subway, $5.00 foot long joke had me in stitches.
I'm glad Seth pointed out that Trump bombed 7times in various places putting the myth to the lie that Trump is "anti-war."
Nothing more efficient than having 2 bosses in an office.
The irony burns stong
Especially when the Government Accountability Office already exists.
running a department that doesn't actually exist.
Who else got sick to their stomachs when they heard the news about Matt Gaetz and RfK jr?
I’m kind of used to it already tbh
Nope, I think I'm dead inside 🥴
Just about everybody who has decency, morals and ethics, I would say.
File under "How low can he go?"
I laughed at the libbies having meltdowns
Seth, I love you. I hope they don’t come after you, and voices like yours, to censor you. I’m worried.
❤❤❤❤seth needs to leave for awhile and keep safe
Thank you Late Night team. You provide a rare chance to laugh in these messed up times, and it's exactly what we all need.
Why are they shocked? This is the circus that they supported
CRY HARDER!!!
It's the slow descent into hell.
If I hear Susan Collins say ONE more time that she's "just....so....shocked" I'm gonna lose my mind.
How many times has she said that now? 59,000?
She also thought Trump had "learned his lesson" after his first impeachment. I'm glad she's not one of his overt sycophants. But my god is she credulous and stuck on a loop. It's tiring....
He isn't assembling a competent government.
There's hiring loyal people to be your cronies, and there's hiring loyal people who aren't capable of being your cronies.
@@winstonsmith6607Winston, are you okay?
Gaetz looks like he is currently auditioning for the JOKER part in BATMAN.
The surgery sure made Matt look natural.
@@robertirvine6307 Ya right.....
America asked for a clown show, and that's exactly what we're getting.
yeah, the people in that country are duuuumb
The Ronald McDonald show, but with that John Wayne Gacey touch
No, America didn't ask for this. Even though Trump won the popular vote, which hasn't happened for a republican since Bush in 2004, America is 100% against this. I can almost guarantee that most democratic voters opted to stay home because they didn't like kamala, but that's signing your own death warrant. She was the lesser of two evils, and staying home sealed it.
Demanded. Not asked.
I love how you people all repeat the same buzzwords over and over again. Its like you're totally incapable of independent thought. A few months ago it was "weird", now its "clown! clown show! clown car!" Next month it will be something else. What does the DNC send out a mass email telling you which new word to use?
All aboard the Crazy Train!!!! What a F'ing disgrace...
Give me your best Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I guess we ARE going back!
And the scary part is, we can’t get off. Lmao
@@winstonsmith6607 Scammers are already taking advantage of your people's obedience, check on your peeps daily.
🎶Goin' off the rails on a crazy train.🎶
@@winstonsmith6607 Blind obedience makes your people vulnerable to being taken advantage of, check on your folks daily.
I'm surprised Trump hasn't offered a position for Tucker Carlson
Guaranteed, Donnie will take something 'too far'... he's already lowered the bar deep underground...
Yup to the point where even his supports are gonna question him
"Drill, baby drill"
He's immune. He can just do whatever he wants. 🤷🏻♀️🤯🤷🏻♀️
I didn't know there was a bar🤷🏿♂️
Rape and pedophilia Republicans are crazy
Thank you, Seth. We love you.😊
At this point they’re so blown away by the most obvious things, I’m convinced republicans can’t even believe it’s not butter.
I wasn't shocked by the Gaetz nom... it was inevitable. It isn't bingo... it's madlibs.
We're actually letting the inmates run the asylum!
That will all end when your buddies leave on Jan 21st.
Mr. Trump has 2 disorders in the cluster B section of personality disorders in any college psychiatry text. You can try arguing science and medicine if you choose I suppose. Kind if frightens me having a true sociopath in control of our country. The IQ appears to be on the 60 - 80 range as opposed to the 80 - 100 range. You can find this info in any psychiatry manual as well.
@tonyzuco6144 Cool, Bro! We'll hold u to it, since clearly MAGA knows all! We expect - no demand that gas be $1.50, full cart of groceries $20, and whites only in 'Murica on Day 1
@@tonyzuco6144 You're in a cult.
I would say Germany pre 1932. But at this time - what’s the point,..?
Sick. Just sick. Period.
That fascist rep. Troy Nehls makes me ashamed of Texas.
Oh c'mon, this is what makes you ashamed of Texas?
that shouldn't take much.
So R Kelly goes to jail but Matt gets to be Attorney General
Unfortunately for R Kelly, he wasn’t born rich and white. Unfortunately for all of us, Matt Gaetz was.
@@Mortibella allegations don’t make it true. If they had evidence he would be in jail
Well, he just has not been nominated yet. Could happen anytime.
"Wow!" The motto for the next 4 years.
Let the incompetence begin.
I think the incompetence started with Reagan
More daily reasons since March 2021 to congratulate Garland on his total ineptitude!
The Zodiac killer bingo is pure genius. Please give a massive raise to the writer who wrote that.
You know Gaetz is gonna be lowering the legal age of consent REAL FAST now 😂
And as AG, doing a lot of outreach to junior high students.
PizzaGaetz is going to get rid of the statutory rape definition.
@@sherinameless1618 Out reach and in reach and reach arounds and all kinds of reaching.
I can’t watch A Closer Look before bed anymore. I get too upset to sleep.
Same
Agree trying to fake a smile knowing what hell 🔥we are expecting 🎉
Maybe you can try listening to stories? People upload some nice free audiobooks here, with chill music. Or meditations, or vlogs. You can "shop" around until you find something that helps you sleep. Wishing you the best friend 👍 genuinely I hope you find something that helps.
Sadly, same. This is usually what I watch before sleep and it's been a struggle 😢
Watch at work while getting paid like half our workforce
Many of us over the pond getting alarmed and a little scared....what's going on over there???
Don't be alarmed. Old Blighty will be just fine.
@@PhilipDeLamarter I so hope you're right. We're a lot nearer Putin than you!
The American population got dumber and dumber until it decided to vote for a fascist thinking it would make their lives better. Carl Sagan's The Demon Haunted World came true.
@@johnsunderland4197 thats no factually correct.....america is far closer to putin...only 55 miles apart
@@johnsunderland4197 Alaska aside, Russian flags fly over abandoned American military bases in Syria from Trump's last term and with the election Russia has greenlit establishing military bases throughout the Arctic Circle. Oil wars were yesterday, now the world is going to seize water sources and fortress up to repel the increasing waves of refugees fleeing from IMF approved exportable agriculture to where the food and water are to try and survive.
Your 'handling' of the axe clip was chef's kiss 💋 No. 1 of all Late Night host attempts. 😅
Have you seen the second half of the clip? The axe hit a drummer who was standing behind the target in the arm before landing.😮😮
We're all going to pay for the choices of the clueless. They're all clowns.
Hang in there, Seth 😢 I can hear the joy draining out of his voice day after day😢
the nuttier the nom, the more likely the masses in that department will quit. EXACTLY the goal. These are department destroyers, nothing less.
Well said , hadn't thought of that angle , it makes sense
this could turn really horrible...its hard to say which appointment is the worst
probably the one of POTUS 😜
Very sad for us and the world😢 Thank you Seth. What a nightmare!
Sad for people like you, Yes! 🤣