Best TV News Bloopers Of The Decade

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @TwiSt3DxShaDoW122
    @TwiSt3DxShaDoW122 4 года назад +7221

    "...I just can't understand here how something so small can be so impressive."
    "Well, Mark, you would know about that."
    RIP Mark

    • @Crymeareva
      @Crymeareva 4 года назад +50

      😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

    • @pilosopino23
      @pilosopino23 4 года назад +287

      Legend has it.. Mark is still dead..

    • @adamczubaszek9379
      @adamczubaszek9379 4 года назад +387

      but...its a burn and a compliment at the same time. I'd even lean towards more of a compliment

    • @geewest7184
      @geewest7184 4 года назад +110

      She basically said he had a chicken nugget 😭😭😭

    • @TTownIBC
      @TTownIBC 4 года назад +86

      Legend says he’s still looking at her

  • @manofmystery5191
    @manofmystery5191 4 года назад +11914

    I love how the vet doesn’t miss a beat and goes goes “certainly” after she says “brush our teeth’s pet”

    • @YedLee
      @YedLee 4 года назад +534

      Oh my I didn't even notice teeths pet, omg😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @laughslapproductions4690
      @laughslapproductions4690 4 года назад +246

      He was very nice about it lol

    • @peacefulpanda5990
      @peacefulpanda5990 4 года назад +194

      He did miss about half a beat but kept going.

    • @cassgray9340
      @cassgray9340 4 года назад +181

      He’s like, ‘what?’ but just rolled with it lol 😂 props to him, very profesh.

    • @vladtoper8020
      @vladtoper8020 4 года назад +22

      its currently 1:17 26.08.2020 and the number of likes on this coment is 666. I've never seen anything like it houston we have a problem the like button is broken it just stopped at 666

  • @counthobbula8377
    @counthobbula8377 4 года назад +5438

    He was holding that Alligator pretty tight to be fair. Impressed he didn’t let go.

    • @brookenelson8203
      @brookenelson8203 4 года назад +336

      CountHobbula he was like I AM I AM

    • @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429
      @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429 4 года назад +188

      I AM I AM

    • @quatroquatroSJSU
      @quatroquatroSJSU 4 года назад +231

      dude that guy was a beast, I would toss that gator far far away

    • @bertjesklotepino
      @bertjesklotepino 4 года назад +13

      PS: and if you dont understand the humor, then LET IT BE!!!!!
      There is no need to get angry or get upset about anything here.
      Only those with a bit of knowledge about history, and about animals (which includes humanbeings.....) might be able to understand the joke.
      But, i really wonder howmany actually will be able to understand the joke in today's society.

    • @INAM1NUTE
      @INAM1NUTE 4 года назад +7

      I would like this but it’s at 666 I don’t wanna ruin it
      Edit: 150 ppl have liked it since then

  • @vincentvanhoven3486
    @vincentvanhoven3486 5 месяцев назад +478

    The anchor losing it over the cat made that story so much better

    • @bwabwa8810
      @bwabwa8810 3 месяца назад +16

      She lost 1 full pound in 3 months 😂

    • @vincentvanhoven3486
      @vincentvanhoven3486 3 месяца назад +11

      @@bwabwa8810 Even better, in 6 months 😆

    • @sabre9962
      @sabre9962 24 дня назад +5

      Her laugh is so contagious.

    • @zachindes
      @zachindes 10 дней назад +1

      What a pro

    • @Schlotskers
      @Schlotskers 8 дней назад

      "dislikes other pHySiCaL aCtiViTiEs." 🤣

  • @ControlAllDa1337
    @ControlAllDa1337 4 года назад +2355

    "it's the perfect texture for running"
    Shatters spine.

    • @123operasinger
      @123operasinger 4 года назад +11

      HAHAHAHHAA

    • @MiszzMiszz
      @MiszzMiszz 4 года назад +145

      that was an instant karma for being extra pretentious

    • @JH-fe2ho
      @JH-fe2ho 4 года назад +32

      Thats Portland for you hahahahahahaha

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 года назад +7

      @@MiszzMiszz exactly

    • @joelorosario2300
      @joelorosario2300 4 года назад +52

      Her boyfriend too was like: Idk how they can do it with the bikes, I mean we have more stability and in the worse scenario we can just slide off.
      She slid alright

  • @KatienMac
    @KatienMac 4 года назад +38462

    I’d actually watch the news if it was like this every day

    • @alicengrey
      @alicengrey 4 года назад +341

      same!

    • @SURFERGRL72RAKM
      @SURFERGRL72RAKM 4 года назад +516

      Same here, I would pay to watch funny news like this. 😅 I laughed so hard, especially at I dropped my hot pocket. Then the woman spelling First and last 😅😅 News like this would be the bomb 💣🤣

    • @kalax0094
      @kalax0094 4 года назад +30

      katie Cook I agree

    • @FactiriosityYT
      @FactiriosityYT 4 года назад +32

      Same..seems interesting

    • @Gp39454
      @Gp39454 4 года назад +18

      Right

  • @StarfulSky_
    @StarfulSky_ 4 года назад +3448

    I just want to appreciate how they zoom in on the cat with “LARGE CAT SPOTTED” actually written out

    • @ameliasandoval8663
      @ameliasandoval8663 4 года назад +115

      I was dying 😂 the cat just sat and posed

    • @donaldlee1658
      @donaldlee1658 4 года назад +19

      Only in Memphis TN will that ever happen. I saw that live

    • @jameslee6953
      @jameslee6953 4 года назад +2

      @@ameliasandoval8663 AWESOME LIKE YOU :)

    • @showusjustice523
      @showusjustice523 4 года назад +4

      My favorite

    • @sweetblack1216
      @sweetblack1216 4 года назад +5

      I literally screamed laughing

  • @cherylbrady6442
    @cherylbrady6442 3 месяца назад +640

    I’m all for my girl who says she’s gonna cook soups, eat breads and desserts, and get all fat and sassy 😂😂😂😂

  • @Tony_Hardy
    @Tony_Hardy 4 года назад +30098

    The guy discovering that an hour is 60 minutes brings me unbridled joy.

    • @TheRealEclipse1
      @TheRealEclipse1 4 года назад +996

      Tony Hardy his face was perfect

    • @daniloking223
      @daniloking223 4 года назад +516

      4/4 of anything is all of it

    • @hibiscusangel7376
      @hibiscusangel7376 4 года назад +51

      Lol

    • @raviolarts
      @raviolarts 4 года назад +275

      Tony Hardy i can’t tell if he’s being ironic cuz the dude seems hella smart

    • @151yaron
      @151yaron 4 года назад +126

      @@raviolarts He was definitely ironic

  • @linofaiiry4980
    @linofaiiry4980 4 года назад +12668

    I love how anytime it got awkward, they would just switch to the weather 😂

    • @AntonXul
      @AntonXul 4 года назад +595

      Yeah, then sabotage the weather person giving them the giggles! Poor scapegoats.

    • @Raebrained
      @Raebrained 4 года назад +452

      It's the equivalent of '...Nice weather we're having..' 😂

    • @linofaiiry4980
      @linofaiiry4980 4 года назад +1

      Aqza ak Hello ^^

    • @justinthomas4724
      @justinthomas4724 4 года назад +2

      Xx_KpopWeebs _xX !

    • @dougdiener8775
      @dougdiener8775 4 года назад +10

      Unless it was the weather that had the infraction!!! Ha ha

  • @davidmock7592
    @davidmock7592 4 года назад +5973

    I refuse to believe, "My brother used to break in our house and steal the TV" deep, serious voice "But now he's dead." is anything other than a perfect comedy sketch.

    • @aytothakay
      @aytothakay 4 года назад +207

      Seems straight out of Chappelle's Show 🤣

    • @peyteneq5301
      @peyteneq5301 4 года назад +56

      No it did happen I remember the news story it was about a mass spree I don't remember if it was a murder or not it was in 2015

    • @aytothakay
      @aytothakay 4 года назад +90

      @@peyteneq5301 A mass spree that might not have been a murder? Was it a shopping spree 🤔

    • @tmaxgo6696
      @tmaxgo6696 3 года назад +21

      @@aytothakay the story seems to be saying heroin overdose

    • @NotoriousSSV
      @NotoriousSSV 3 года назад +45

      I'm over here crying at that that editing was masterful

  • @Fulcrums_Informant
    @Fulcrums_Informant 4 месяца назад +864

    “Pert- parsip-…Rain… we have Rain”🤣🤣

    • @Unfluencer
      @Unfluencer 2 месяца назад +9

      blondie dont like big words.

    • @itsdan722
      @itsdan722 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Unfluencer yeah I bet she's like something else though

    • @testacals
      @testacals Месяц назад

      @@itsdan722 She likes your mom who is so big that she got her own zip code

    • @testacals
      @testacals Месяц назад +2

      @@Unfluencer I wonder if it's an accent thing.

    • @Aaron-hv4hr
      @Aaron-hv4hr Месяц назад

      @@itsdan722go to a mental hospital please

  • @yybren
    @yybren 4 года назад +40183

    “My brother used to break into our house and steal our tv”
    But now, he’s *Dead*

  • @dross6206
    @dross6206 4 года назад +4206

    Sitting here in quarantine missing the days of light hearted news stories.

  • @mrreymundo5383
    @mrreymundo5383 4 года назад +1375

    I love that guy trying to help out with the ladder. As they say, his heart was in the right place.

    • @NPCSN
      @NPCSN 4 года назад +79

      Mr Reymundo
      Not gonna lie, I felt bad for that guy. He was just being awesome. I feel like most people these days would just grab their phone and record.

    • @camilerahal957
      @camilerahal957 4 года назад +27

      He’s just so wholesome

    • @ChazMcGutter
      @ChazMcGutter 4 года назад +37

      He sounded so genuinely concerned, he's pretty cool

    • @resaridge7319
      @resaridge7319 Год назад +15

      He sounded so worried. "Please hold on!"

    • @Longeezy
      @Longeezy Год назад +9

      CAN YOU REACH IT?!?!

  • @aqualifeculture
    @aqualifeculture Месяц назад +112

    “It’s not a weave!” The WAY my SOUL left my body 😂😂😂

    • @sari5045
      @sari5045 25 дней назад

      😂🤣😂 poor white guy 🤣😂. He’s like you said it was a weave while trying to leave his body 😂🤣

    • @sanguine2552
      @sanguine2552 15 дней назад +8

      That was so awkward 😂

  • @FullPowerEDM
    @FullPowerEDM 4 года назад +3874

    "Drist and Mizzle" literally sounds like it could be a 90's rap duo

    • @FullPowerEDM
      @FullPowerEDM 4 года назад +17

      Jrod Jrod it reminded me of Ozzy and Drix

    • @ishzarkklyon9590
      @ishzarkklyon9590 4 года назад +9

      Drist and missile

    • @pekenpug9466
      @pekenpug9466 4 года назад +21

      “Mizzle” is going on my animal names list

    • @zaid_khan12345
      @zaid_khan12345 4 года назад +8

      Snoop Dogg song lyrics

    • @Lynn-zx3th
      @Lynn-zx3th 4 года назад +1

      Peke ‘n Pug I think they sound like cute cat names.

  • @tiddies6619
    @tiddies6619 4 года назад +9423

    “My brother used to break in our house and steal the tv”
    *but now he’s dead*

  • @louisbrowne9095
    @louisbrowne9095 4 года назад +10801

    The newsreaders voice when he says, "BUT NOW HE'S DEAD" is the funniest thing

    • @global216
      @global216 4 года назад +266

      That took me out, I've been laughing for 3 days now😂😂

    • @miffyluvbug
      @miffyluvbug 4 года назад +65

      Louis Browne I started screaming and it’s almost midnight and I have school tomorrow 💀

    • @finnikin69
      @finnikin69 4 года назад +77

      1:14

    • @carolethorn3211
      @carolethorn3211 4 года назад +29

      "Can you reach it? CAN YOU REACH IT?"

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 года назад +9

      @@bridgeidiot262 Hell nah, online classes are 10x better than going back to school

  • @jonolivier9126
    @jonolivier9126 3 месяца назад +95

    2:33
    You can see the exact moment this poor guy's understanding of reality just shatters. Having also made that mistake myself a few times, I feel that expression.

  • @baxterwilhelm8114
    @baxterwilhelm8114 4 года назад +4776

    "...and if my math's correct, that's not a quarter of an hour."
    "It's not. Except it is."
    *Looks at camera and gasps*

    • @bboo8436
      @bboo8436 4 года назад +102

      I woke up my baby I laughed so hard at this part.

    • @JarJarsFeetPics
      @JarJarsFeetPics 4 года назад +100

      *surprised pikachu face*

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 4 года назад +37

      Had me crying

    • @ionarevamp
      @ionarevamp 4 года назад +39

      Easily one of the best ones on here

    • @abeman02
      @abeman02 4 года назад +11

      NANI!!!!

  • @cheesynuggets
    @cheesynuggets 4 года назад +5346

    Imagine doing something embarrassing 7 years ago, and you hope that people will forget about it, but it's on RUclips with millions of views and daily comments 😂

    • @DanklingBS
      @DanklingBS 4 года назад +5

      cheesynuggets how original

    • @cheesynuggets
      @cheesynuggets 4 года назад +37

      @@DanklingBS Thanks xD I don't think it's that original though, but I think it's so applicable to this video hahaha

    • @HuiQiu-n1h
      @HuiQiu-n1h 4 года назад +87

      Especially the "I so pale lady", the comment sections on each of her ig post is like "I so pale"

    • @cheesynuggets
      @cheesynuggets 4 года назад +23

      @@HuiQiu-n1h That sucks! XD But honestly becoming a meme is living the dream :)

    • @arkhamshow8996
      @arkhamshow8996 4 года назад +1

      @@HuiQiu-n1h what's her ig?

  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o 4 года назад +16198

    "I so pale,,,"
    [Stifling laughter] _"Y o u ' r e o n a i r e"_
    ",,,,,TODAY'S SNOW IS CRIPPLING MUCH-"

    • @kaifan4007
      @kaifan4007 4 года назад +838

      “ I S O P A Y L E” “

    • @hard_candy
      @hard_candy 4 года назад +393

      She took it on the chin and came back like a trooper though. Good on her.

    • @TheHumbleHumanBeing
      @TheHumbleHumanBeing 4 года назад +126

      *mAam!* You’re on *AIR* (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

    • @shanekw93
      @shanekw93 4 года назад +58

      I died😂💀

    • @hem495
      @hem495 4 года назад +99

      First time I watched this, I was watching her and thinking “what’s she going to say, she’s so oblivious”. 😂

  • @Drfresh1402
    @Drfresh1402 3 месяца назад +50

    The confidence of the man with the 4 quarters is just too hilarious!!!

  • @chiseisinclair4843
    @chiseisinclair4843 4 года назад +3169

    *you give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day, you teach him to a fish, you give him, you give him a no no no no no no*

    • @Cxndyfit
      @Cxndyfit 4 года назад +88

      I hollered at that 😂

    • @jakeanderson7334
      @jakeanderson7334 4 года назад +7

      @@Cxndyfit Me too

    • @RandyKing314
      @RandyKing314 4 года назад +41

      Whispers no no no no no 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @kiraalouis7249
      @kiraalouis7249 4 года назад +13

      Reminds me of Kevin from the office😹

    • @cellb2619
      @cellb2619 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

  • @luckydr2623
    @luckydr2623 4 года назад +1816

    The girl who spelled first and last, she wasn't wrong though. The reporter didn't specify lol.

    • @equilibrium8144
      @equilibrium8144 4 года назад +43

      If she would've spelt her actual first and last names he would've said : "haha I meant the words *first* and *last* silly"

    • @Nob911
      @Nob911 4 года назад +5

      Lol true

    • @serenity-cn2bh
      @serenity-cn2bh 4 года назад +6

      I wouldve done the same thing if I was in her position id probably actually spell first and last

  • @hgbugalou
    @hgbugalou 4 года назад +20352

    I love when people get uncontrollable laughter. Anyone who is annoyed by this stuff is taking life too seriously.

    • @nightynightshade
      @nightynightshade 4 года назад +243

      Justin Craig legit my evil aunt would give me an annoyed look if I got the giggles😑

    • @Arshath13
      @Arshath13 4 года назад +436

      Especially the guy talking about "Chris P. Bacon" ! He wasnt able to control his laughter and I love thattttt hahahah

    • @jaysonprice459
      @jaysonprice459 4 года назад +21

      Cool Story @Kayda Ratcliffe

    • @allaboutelephants6837
      @allaboutelephants6837 4 года назад +102

      I know, right? It was hilarious just watching them laugh uncontrollably. And Chris P. Bacon? That was genius!

    • @GuacIsExtra99
      @GuacIsExtra99 4 года назад +107

      Chris P. Bacon guy had 0 chance of holding it in

  • @lukeemberson5309
    @lukeemberson5309 3 месяца назад +32

    The pig report had me dying with laughter. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard at something so simple.

  • @gloomsouls
    @gloomsouls 4 года назад +4471

    I love how he doesn't bother to just end the call,he just throws the phone.

    • @stephenashburn4496
      @stephenashburn4496 4 года назад +63

      joelsolomon42 hahahaha that Mozart doe

    • @mdlm2011
      @mdlm2011 4 года назад +74

      Had me dying laughing

    • @aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45
      @aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45 4 года назад +71

      he also could’ve pressed the volume button, then the call would be silent for a bit

    • @itzkatie933
      @itzkatie933 4 года назад +73

      But it's the way the lady just sat there while he did it like nothing was happening

    • @morse4989
      @morse4989 2 года назад +6

      Which part?

  • @myveryhipusername
    @myveryhipusername 4 года назад +15385

    “It’s a man actually, Derek.”

  • @manifestdestiny1191
    @manifestdestiny1191 3 года назад +18792

    Imagine thinking you're going to be recognized for heroism on TV only to be called "Deedee Megadoodoo" hahahahaha

  • @sp4c3y
    @sp4c3y 4 месяца назад +81

    why is nobody talking about the alligator 😭😭😭
    “hold him tight!”
    “I AM”

    • @sopheverlasting
      @sopheverlasting Месяц назад +1

      why did they give that poor man the alligator 😭

  • @tomsdralis3166
    @tomsdralis3166 4 года назад +5479

    Who cares about the shooting, the man dropped his HOT POCKET.

    • @DeeJKerei
      @DeeJKerei 4 года назад +53

      hehe

    • @stoneddragon5400
      @stoneddragon5400 3 года назад +33

      Man exactly RIP Hot Pocket

    • @stoneddragon5400
      @stoneddragon5400 3 года назад +9

      @Emily the Emrald engine hey I said that too 😂😂😂

    • @jaolin6042
      @jaolin6042 3 года назад +8

      Haat pack-eeet!
      (Jim Gaffigan)

    • @hotchipsgaming239
      @hotchipsgaming239 3 года назад +20

      If I had the choice to run or save my hot pocket, I’m pretty sure people would understand why I picked this
      Hot pockets are sacred

  • @spacecadet2663
    @spacecadet2663 4 года назад +1414

    The way that dude just throws his phone on the ground as it rings. That sounded like concrete!

    • @michaelsantiago8161
      @michaelsantiago8161 4 года назад +41

      It was an old nokia

    • @maha3684
      @maha3684 4 года назад +36

      @@michaelsantiago8161 he broke the concrete!

    • @kaeyynn
      @kaeyynn 4 года назад +3

      Probably a Nokia 3310

    • @julianax4
      @julianax4 4 года назад +9

      I lowkey felt bad for him

  • @f-35alightningii79
    @f-35alightningii79 4 года назад +3747

    Watching a professional news segment slowly break down is the most entertaining thing in the world.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 4 года назад +102

      I swear. And they try and keep their composure only to make things worse.

    • @Classixish
      @Classixish 4 года назад +51

      Chris P. Bacon, combined with the reporter's choked laughter, has me in stitches lol

    • @kahmad9545
      @kahmad9545 4 года назад +8

      I’m in shambles every time 😂😂😂

    • @elithewholeshebang
      @elithewholeshebang 2 года назад +8

      I feel like you would love "No Laugh News" here on RUclips where they have to read a messed up comedy news line without knowing what they're about to say

    • @f-35alightningii79
      @f-35alightningii79 2 года назад +2

      @@elithewholeshebang yeah I’ve seen that. Pretty funny

  • @allisoncastle
    @allisoncastle 3 месяца назад +45

    Not the “get me off……. CAMERA” 😂😂😂 just one thing after another lolol

  • @akshayarya992
    @akshayarya992 4 года назад +8114

    "oh you've been joined by a beautiful lady"
    "That's a man actually derek!"

    • @AndrewGKMusic
      @AndrewGKMusic 4 года назад +54

      He's 37.

    • @jinjer5042
      @jinjer5042 4 года назад +53

      That killed me

    • @dperin00011
      @dperin00011 4 года назад +186

      Poor dude looks at camera like "yeah he's right I'm a man."

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 4 года назад +9

      @@akshayarya992 More like: *YEETUS FEATUS*

    • @boozness1497
      @boozness1497 4 года назад +1

      Classic

  • @JenniferC26
    @JenniferC26 4 года назад +3422

    “Hold him tight, Hold him tight, Hold him tight!”
    “I AM I AM I AM I AM”

    • @envy1xc
      @envy1xc 4 года назад +30

      Jennifer C I WAS DEADDD

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 4 года назад +45

      Guess they didn't know each other, huh?

    • @LaNonita00
      @LaNonita00 4 года назад +27

      That one killed me

    • @smallblackcat8645
      @smallblackcat8645 4 года назад +23

      I mean he was holding his stomach he’s an alligator he’s not gonna be like oh I better keep my head still and be nice!

    • @goldenpony3460
      @goldenpony3460 4 года назад +24

      Why the heck was he raising him up to the skies!!

  • @biz6546
    @biz6546 3 года назад +1876

    “i dropped my hot pocket!”
    a true tragedy 😖

    • @jordanalandry1866
      @jordanalandry1866 3 года назад +11

      Two second rule bruh

    • @mrbig1022
      @mrbig1022 3 года назад +4

      @@jordanalandry1866 doubt he made it

    • @joeladams5200
      @joeladams5200 3 года назад +21

      He looked sincerely sad about it too

    • @LembeckIsStaying
      @LembeckIsStaying 3 года назад +7

      @@joeladams5200
      It was a HOT POCKET!!! Of course he was....

    • @joeladams5200
      @joeladams5200 3 года назад +1

      @@LembeckIsStaying
      100

  • @AutumnSwift2
    @AutumnSwift2 4 месяца назад +26

    I'm still impressed with how quickly that wife zoomed in and yoinked her kids from the room.

    • @paulabailey9791
      @paulabailey9791 4 дня назад

      And every mother felt her consternation....

  • @Otto505
    @Otto505 4 года назад +5211

    “I grabbed two Totino’s pizzas and my dog and left. Nothing else was worth it”

    • @BrockRocket
      @BrockRocket 4 года назад +299

      "Yeah my children were in there...but totinos..."

    • @itsnika3309
      @itsnika3309 4 года назад +122

      How she gon bake the totinos pizza lol

    • @SerbwithGod
      @SerbwithGod 4 года назад +105

      @@itsnika3309 she doesn't need to bake them, she eats them raw...

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 3 года назад +33

      One for her, one for doggo. Smart thinking tbh

    • @tyronegooch5251
      @tyronegooch5251 3 года назад +4

      They are delicious.

  • @jmoon1145
    @jmoon1145 Год назад +3369

    The lady talking about the swimming cat. This is the most sincere laughter I've ever heard

    • @kerryobrien6110
      @kerryobrien6110 Год назад +118

      I was just laughing hysterically with her!

    • @PeterKnagge
      @PeterKnagge Год назад

      That fat cat looks so pathetic it had me grinning from ear to ear
      The things we do to live
      The news report literally described my life

    • @harpreetsingh1431
      @harpreetsingh1431 Год назад +4

      𝙒𝙤𝙬 𝙚𝙝❤

    • @hellothere1216
      @hellothere1216 Год назад +30

      It is the purest thing

    • @AlmightyEye
      @AlmightyEye Год назад +70

      You can tell the whole newsroom was laughing at this ridiculous story, that’s why her laught just intensified as the story went on. 😅😂😂

  • @CRYOUTbibleteaching
    @CRYOUTbibleteaching 4 месяца назад +64

    “Corn? How’d that get on my bag?”
    HAHAHAHA
    Best news line ever😅

  • @zoeantczak8062
    @zoeantczak8062 4 года назад +6360

    NO ONE IS SPEAKING A WORD ABOUT “Check your panties” BRO I CACKLED THE LADY KEPT LAUGHING 🤣

    • @jamesvoris6241
      @jamesvoris6241 4 года назад +213

      Them laughin in background was best part lol

    • @jmsbyt
      @jmsbyt 4 года назад +59

      I WHEEZED

    • @josgn
      @josgn 4 года назад +17

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ab-jf2re
      @ab-jf2re 4 года назад +165

      The way he said it in such earnest. I can’t stop watching 😂😂😂😂

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool 4 года назад +229

      So confident and professional! “Check your panties!”

  • @EmmaBobFufu
    @EmmaBobFufu 4 года назад +9562

    "my brother used to come into our house and steal our tv!"
    *BUT NOW HES DEAD*

  • @alicerabantheng1727
    @alicerabantheng1727 4 года назад +3164

    “Hold him tightly”
    “I-I-I AM, I AM!!” 😂😂

    • @shithead1092
      @shithead1092 4 года назад +33

      Heard this comment 😂

    • @derekboyt3383
      @derekboyt3383 4 года назад +84

      That poor man. I’m not sure which was in more distress...

    • @drbrandy1376
      @drbrandy1376 4 года назад +2

      Alice Rabantheng 😭😭

    • @thenorminator3894
      @thenorminator3894 4 года назад +31

      lol 🤣😅 and than he had the nerve to look into the camera than fixed his suit with pride like he found the cure for COVID-19 😅😅

    • @plasxodollbaex917
      @plasxodollbaex917 4 года назад +1

      Alice Rabantheng 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rickyt5179
    @rickyt5179 Месяц назад +31

    The weave one had them both leaving the scene 😅😂

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez 3 года назад +6468

    The “I so pale” news anchor bounced back like a champion. That was very impressive. 👏👏👏

  • @LauraRN713
    @LauraRN713 3 года назад +2944

    He really, really looked disturbed about dropping his hot pocket.

  • @thebreacher3219
    @thebreacher3219 2 года назад +10198

    The cameraman who zoomed in on the cat better have gotten a raise

  • @kimberlymarrone1727
    @kimberlymarrone1727 3 месяца назад +46

    Oh my gosh the bus 😂😂😂😂 so funny listening to the guys trying to get it on film. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @melaniechiriacescu7876
    @melaniechiriacescu7876 4 года назад +4147

    No one talks about the guy who threw his ringing phone away

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 4 года назад +145

      That was freaking hilarious

    • @dickbiggerjr3613
      @dickbiggerjr3613 4 года назад +191

      The clunk was louder than the ring 😆

    • @jabarishabazz5928
      @jabarishabazz5928 4 года назад +30

      Sound like that mug shattered

    • @danishbutter1847
      @danishbutter1847 4 года назад +15

      Him being annoyed and reading focus hard and ringtone made it even more epic XD

    • @Fajut
      @Fajut 4 года назад +7

      Had me crying. Lol 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @0rchid71
    @0rchid71 4 года назад +3459

    “I so pale”
    “You’re on”
    *suprised pikachu face*

    • @Big_Ben1987
      @Big_Ben1987 4 года назад +40

      I sO pAlE

    • @hafizhsidqi
      @hafizhsidqi 4 года назад +16

      On air

    • @0rchid71
      @0rchid71 3 года назад +15

      @kasDD Gn she literally said she was pale, i’m just quoting her 🤠

    • @angelicaangels6835
      @angelicaangels6835 3 года назад

      Hah!

    • @oksyar
      @oksyar 3 года назад +9

      Why did she say "I so pale" instead of "I'm so pale", I thought she's speaking Latin or something

  • @johnmessay7616
    @johnmessay7616 3 года назад +3374

    "....the beautiful lady"
    "Its a man actually"
    me: out of this world

  • @Lighttanguitar
    @Lighttanguitar Месяц назад +20

    6:14 That man had deep philosophical objections to the fishing analogy.

  • @schkoopdawhoop7885
    @schkoopdawhoop7885 4 года назад +4535

    For as long as I live, I will never not laugh at “Dede Megadoodoo.”

    • @SuomenPaska
      @SuomenPaska 4 года назад +99

      I love dede megadoodoo she's my favourite doodoo ;_;

    • @simontafadzwa7006
      @simontafadzwa7006 4 года назад +15

      I cant even pass this!!!!

    • @simontafadzwa7006
      @simontafadzwa7006 4 года назад +16

      Kkkkk im still laughing, so are they like Blooper-Collectors, kwwaaaaa!!!!

    • @felixanima6931
      @felixanima6931 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tabitharosefreeman1793
      @tabitharosefreeman1793 4 года назад +30

      The way she says it is hilarious 😂😂

  • @skysplash8
    @skysplash8 3 года назад +1529

    "oh, you've been joined by a beautiful lady!"
    "...that's a man actually, Derek"
    oooooof that poor guy--

    • @Lobotamized_Lobster
      @Lobotamized_Lobster 3 года назад +7

      A h y e s , g a y

    • @JuiceMyRandomness
      @JuiceMyRandomness 3 года назад +62

      At least he knows he’d make a beautiful woman lol

    • @us2299
      @us2299 3 года назад +29

      That was like a Office scene

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 3 года назад +13

      Legend has it, *the very next day* he started taking Testosterone Hormone Injections 😅

    • @startygernebulla2088
      @startygernebulla2088 3 года назад +3

      Oh, Buzz, your girlfriend...WOOF!

  • @kasidylambert4749
    @kasidylambert4749 3 года назад +3124

    “Spottings of a COUGAR. And that’s not it. That looks like a house cat” 😭😭😭😂😂

    • @love_stephyyc7388
      @love_stephyyc7388 3 года назад +47

      Hahahahaha I couldn’t breathe

    • @brandonrice1124
      @brandonrice1124 3 года назад +98

      The cat was saying you been looking for me lol.

    • @aharris87
      @aharris87 3 года назад +89

      That cat was determined to be the cougar... "Yes human... I am to he feared"

    • @cynthiagonzalez658
      @cynthiagonzalez658 3 года назад +20

      Cat sitting. Trying to look fearful.

    • @rolandeak
      @rolandeak 3 года назад +26

      How it was just chilling looking at them like "Wut?"

  • @perks6292
    @perks6292 4 месяца назад +36

    I can't decide which one's better, the lady laughing at the swimming fat cat or the guy laughing at Chris P. Bacon, the pig with no back legs

  • @noarsopi5104
    @noarsopi5104 4 года назад +1861

    "Oh you've been joined by a beautiful lady."



    "It's a man actually, Dereck."

    • @instak9011
      @instak9011 4 года назад +22

      Creasing 😭😂

    • @Posts_Comments
      @Posts_Comments 4 года назад +51

      In today's society you never know!

    • @Humgin1234
      @Humgin1234 4 года назад +3

      Noar Sopi I died

    • @thousandnightz
      @thousandnightz 4 года назад +14

      That guy's reaction was priceless

    • @autokrator_
      @autokrator_ 4 года назад +7

      It sounded like something out of the Simpsons

  • @xuand984
    @xuand984 4 года назад +3125

    “And if my maths is correct that’s not an hour...”
    “But it’s an hour”
    looks at the camera in shock
    “ HUAHHHHHHHHHHH “

  • @Duval-Unc
    @Duval-Unc 4 года назад +6899

    "Is an elephant heavy? Im coming back baby."

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 4 года назад +388

      She's my favorite

    • @biggbeanz6900
      @biggbeanz6900 4 года назад +82

      what does that even mean tho

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 4 года назад +458

      biggbeanz It’s like, an elephant is obviously heavy, so she’s obviously coming back

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 4 года назад +30

      Thanks I didn’t know what she said

    • @biggbeanz6900
      @biggbeanz6900 4 года назад +42

      @@BigMastah79 ahh I get it now thx lol

  • @Marstruth
    @Marstruth 3 месяца назад +29

    That "Chris P. Bacon" gets me every time too 😂😂😂😂

  • @lara_young
    @lara_young 3 года назад +3892

    “You’ve been joined by a beautiful lady.”
    “It’s a man actually, Derek.” 😂

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 3 года назад +46

      I’m week 😂😂

    • @TrevorLahey3
      @TrevorLahey3 3 года назад +52

      @@gh6st575 weak my man

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 3 года назад +6

      @@TrevorLahey3 yes I know, autocorrect

    • @fazem2960
      @fazem2960 3 года назад +18

      That was funny as hell

    • @fazem2960
      @fazem2960 3 года назад

      @RISSA REAC.X 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicholasstocker6866
    @nicholasstocker6866 Год назад +7187

    “But now, he’s dead.”
    Had me rolling on the floor! 🤣

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Год назад +25

      🙂

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Год назад +271

      That's the funniest one. Like how could the news have possible done that by accident? The comedic timing was PERFECT

    • @duingun
      @duingun Год назад +15

      @@HugoStiglitz88 may i know the timeline?

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Год назад +43

      ​@@duingun 1:07

    • @leacebee5892
      @leacebee5892 Год назад +19

      What was the back story does anyone know?

  • @aoifex4748
    @aoifex4748 3 года назад +4191

    My man shouting out with so much enthusiasm “CHECK YOUR PANTIES!” Then seeing the realisation in his eyes was pure gold lmao

    • @hankhill9780
      @hankhill9780 2 года назад +26

      He's your man huh was that message for you 😂 h@m@

    • @00tonytone
      @00tonytone 2 года назад +24

      Hold on can you reach it., And the home Depot guy about to blow it up had me in tears

    • @darth_vyper
      @darth_vyper 2 года назад +9

      Someone lost their job

    • @nazaninmaily2030
      @nazaninmaily2030 Год назад +5

      😂 😂😂

    • @mia9226
      @mia9226 Год назад +50

      5:25 for anyone looking :)

  • @TheCards_HiddenLotusTarot
    @TheCards_HiddenLotusTarot 3 месяца назад +35

    The Hamburglar… keeps me coming back🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @paisleyprincess7996
    @paisleyprincess7996 4 года назад +2286

    “I jus kept herring it...I was duckin and hidden’...I got SKERRED!”
    “I dropped my Hot pocket.”

  • @zzzs
    @zzzs 4 года назад +3024

    "That's not an hour, but it is." *looks at camera* GASP

    • @lizbetann
      @lizbetann 4 года назад +101

      I honestly can't believe that guy hasn't become a meme like blinking white guy. Then again, I guess we don't need multiple blinking white guys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @josuto
      @josuto 4 года назад +27

      surprised pikachu face

    • @zzzs
      @zzzs 4 года назад +1

      lol i didnt even think this comment was funny but thanks for 1k likes

    • @teresabenson3385
      @teresabenson3385 4 года назад

      First couple of minutes are really funny, but then it gets lame.

    • @Oxxyjoe
      @Oxxyjoe 4 года назад +1

      I actually paused the video after this exact scene so I could come find the sharp lad who surely had mentioned it so I could write something. Priceless reaction.

  • @kattella
    @kattella 11 месяцев назад +1041

    The poor girl who bites it just after talking about how perfect the conditions were for running always makes me so embarrassed for her 😂😭

    • @Kupacolypse
      @Kupacolypse 10 месяцев назад +68

      “It’s the perfect condition for running”
      Lmao, and falls 10 seconds later.

    • @Theshiningstare
      @Theshiningstare 8 месяцев назад +29

      The thumbs up at the end 😂

    • @redfo3009
      @redfo3009 8 месяцев назад +4

      Hilarious 😅

    • @herculydia
      @herculydia 7 месяцев назад +12

      She made the mistake of stepping on the painted lane marker. They are slick as compared to the unpainted asphalt.

    • @JonasC22
      @JonasC22 7 месяцев назад +8

      not me i think she was being snarky

  • @naborlopez3577
    @naborlopez3577 2 месяца назад +18

    That "Hugh Janus " lol I cracked up with them

  • @abbyrose1991
    @abbyrose1991 4 года назад +3458

    I'd call "i dropped my hot pocket" a national tragedy not a blooper.

    • @moonstxr4026
      @moonstxr4026 4 года назад +33

      abbyrose1991 🥺 Tragic, should make a headline.

    • @godva254
      @godva254 4 года назад +49

      He was so sad about it

    • @yoitsAndy1
      @yoitsAndy1 4 года назад +5

      lol

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 4 года назад +32

      Almost as bad as dropping your croissant.

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 4 года назад +1

      Agreed

  • @StealthSwith19136
    @StealthSwith19136 4 года назад +1632

    Derek: "Now youre joined by a beautiful lady"
    Other reporter: "Its a man actually Derek"

    • @cortex1347
      @cortex1347 4 года назад +16

      😂😂🙈

    • @vancebocas7626
      @vancebocas7626 4 года назад +79

      lol. There was no coming back from that. XD

    • @StealthSwith19136
      @StealthSwith19136 4 года назад +7

      @@vancebocas7626 nope 😂

    • @Mastermindthreethousand
      @Mastermindthreethousand 4 года назад +5

      B U R N

    • @scotty3034
      @scotty3034 4 года назад +13

      When me and my wife have to go out to say, WalMart or something,
      We now constantly say, “It’s a man actually, Derek”. I love this video.

  • @felipebraga1625
    @felipebraga1625 Год назад +3957

    "You've been joined by a beautiful lady"
    "It's a man actually, Derek"
    😂😂😂

  • @graduator14
    @graduator14 3 месяца назад +34

    "Oh, she rejected my canoodling! I'll pretend it meant chat!"

  • @natashyasmith5360
    @natashyasmith5360 4 года назад +3057

    “ your joined with a beautiful lady”. “It’s a man actually Derry”.

    • @katewilson4568
      @katewilson4568 4 года назад +140

      lol I felt bad for the newsguy but imagine being that beautiful lady called Brian.

    • @Matthewmcg22
      @Matthewmcg22 4 года назад +60

      Derek*

    • @natashyasmith5360
      @natashyasmith5360 4 года назад +8

      Aszuli , I thought he said Derry 😂

    • @kingcassius2586
      @kingcassius2586 4 года назад +24

      0:40 🤣😝😂😅😆🤤

    • @honeyv6020
      @honeyv6020 4 года назад +6

      😂 😂 😂

  • @janel8169
    @janel8169 4 года назад +648

    Somewhere out there, a kid named Hugh Jaynus cried bc three adults made fun of his name on live tv

  • @1rage17
    @1rage17 3 года назад +5936

    “You give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day, you teach him to a fish you give him you give him..no no no no”
    Said a wise man.

    • @Momofukudoodoowindu
      @Momofukudoodoowindu 3 года назад +196

      It's funnier now that you've typed it out🤣🤣

    • @jnpilot
      @jnpilot 3 года назад +50

      This comment sent me over the edge😂

    • @freezalini
      @freezalini 3 года назад +43

      "You've got QUITE the uterus! I'm just saying!" I was DONE after she said that 😂

    • @daphney119
      @daphney119 3 года назад +8

      Hahahaha cried laughing at this

    • @neneroars5891
      @neneroars5891 3 года назад +4

      Cut"

  • @rationalconservative386
    @rationalconservative386 3 месяца назад +17

    I wish I knew what those 2 were saying after the Chris P. Bacon segment. Just those two laughing gets me laughing!

  • @danielthemaniel7934
    @danielthemaniel7934 Год назад +1328

    "You give a poor man to fish, and you feed him for a day. You teach him to a fish, you give him. you give him, ah... no no no no no."
    The five noes after that anecdote was the funniest possible way to end it.

  • @alliem538
    @alliem538 4 года назад +940

    Holly is a thirteen year old cat who dislikes the outdoors and OtHEr pHYsiCAL ACtiVITIES

  • @BonkedCat
    @BonkedCat 3 года назад +1713

    “I dropped my hot pocket“
    Saddest story of my life.

  • @buckchasing
    @buckchasing 3 месяца назад +11

    "Well Mark, you would know about that!" Felt so personal 🔥 damn😂.. that chicken 🐔 laughter..

    • @theancientsam
      @theancientsam 25 дней назад

      she knows, she got that ex girlfriend energy lol

  • @GoblinQueen2024
    @GoblinQueen2024 3 года назад +4537

    At some point in our lives we've all been the "4 quarters isn't an hour" dude.

  • @lIIlIIIlIIlII
    @lIIlIIIlIIlII 4 года назад +2730

    *"we'll probably.. sit around a cook some soup and.. eat bread.. and.. get all fat and sassy.."*

  • @lovelolita777
    @lovelolita777 4 года назад +2078

    Can u demonstrate for us what it’s like to brush our teeth’s pets?
    *certainly*

    • @miguelgm808
      @miguelgm808 4 года назад +11

      I don't get it

    • @simonesalunga4128
      @simonesalunga4128 4 года назад +18

      Miguel GM
      Nobody tell em

    • @arirhamdar394
      @arirhamdar394 4 года назад +2

      Cute Unicorn he certainly did lol

    • @lovelolita777
      @lovelolita777 4 года назад

      Cute Unicorn 😂💀

    • @demsyciu
      @demsyciu 4 года назад +4

      i thought a native speaker couldn't do mistake like that

  • @VeritatisQ
    @VeritatisQ Месяц назад +16

    2:46 guy had to rethink his whole life up to that point 😂

    • @FkDJT-ut1hm
      @FkDJT-ut1hm Месяц назад

      You can't blame Republicans for not knowing math. They already banned history books. Might as well assume math is next.

  • @Kumachanchan
    @Kumachanchan 4 года назад +1025

    The things you will watch when you're quarantined.....

  • @CardMinotaur291
    @CardMinotaur291 4 года назад +567

    "my brother used to break in our house and take the tv"
    "But now he's dead"

  • @justinsayswtf
    @justinsayswtf 4 года назад +2021

    "Check your panties!" His cheerful tone makes that so much more hilarious!

    • @Rudra-fu1kr
      @Rudra-fu1kr 4 года назад +43

      5:36 for anyone wondering

    • @shonhubble5130
      @shonhubble5130 4 года назад +29

      That guy has teeth brighter than my future.

    • @Em-kc1mg
      @Em-kc1mg 4 года назад +4

      Bruh I cried in laughter

    • @TelikiMouse
      @TelikiMouse 4 года назад +5

      One of the best bits.

    • @MsZaz27
      @MsZaz27 4 года назад +3

      This one literally took me out

  • @XxLEAFY_GECK0ZxX
    @XxLEAFY_GECK0ZxX 4 месяца назад +68

    0:20 "Can you demonstrate for us what it's like to brush our teeth's pet?"
    . . .
    "Certainly!"

  • @The_Rambino
    @The_Rambino 3 года назад +2908

    The guy dying about Chris P. Bacon is hands down the funniest, his laugh just had my crying

  • @thewiebler3529
    @thewiebler3529 4 года назад +2092

    "It is an hour, actually."
    "*GAAAASSSP*"

    • @jenniferparker3831
      @jenniferparker3831 4 года назад +30

      hahaha she's like, "It isn't an hour, but it is an hour, actually"

    • @musicsaves71590
      @musicsaves71590 4 года назад +20

      He thought he had something on them. He was SO confident

    • @bvxs9938
      @bvxs9938 4 года назад +3

      GrimdarTheGreat it’s me in math class and get something wrong in front of everyone

    • @ripp3rjak934
      @ripp3rjak934 4 года назад

      When he went silent and looked at the camera. That was when her realized that 4 quarters is a dollar which is an hour...
      DUNNN DUNN DUNNNNNNN

  • @bluewaffle7139
    @bluewaffle7139 4 года назад +2525

    "I grabbed two pizzas"
    "The other things weren't even worth it"😂😂

    • @ChrisJones-pi5mh
      @ChrisJones-pi5mh 4 года назад +65

      Truer words have never been spoken 🍕

    • @It_Is_Oylenox
      @It_Is_Oylenox 4 года назад +89

      And the dog

    • @DJaySplitSecond
      @DJaySplitSecond 4 года назад +15

      Pizza is the most valuable asset these days 😂😂

    • @bluewaffle7139
      @bluewaffle7139 4 года назад +9

      DJaySplitSecond Along with hand sanitizer 😂😂

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 4 года назад +9

      I love that lady. 🤣

  • @yvettedouglass4642
    @yvettedouglass4642 3 месяца назад +21

    I love how laughter is so catching…love it!

  • @mei5957
    @mei5957 4 года назад +777

    The guy talking about how scared he was:
    The other dude: i dropped my hot pocket 😰

  • @patrickfoster_media5451
    @patrickfoster_media5451 4 года назад +705

    How does one bring himself/herself to say, "Megadoodoo" on live television?

    • @jackmomma7481
      @jackmomma7481 4 года назад +19

      Impractical Jokers ended up using that name as a previous season challenge pseudonym

    • @teaguejelinek4038
      @teaguejelinek4038 4 года назад +2

      aahahahahahahahshahhdbekl

    • @patrickfoster_media5451
      @patrickfoster_media5451 4 года назад +1

      @@jackmomma7481 was it Sal, or Joe ? Nah sounds like a Joe idea lol.

    • @HFilip11
      @HFilip11 4 года назад +4

      They sometimes use phonetically correct writing for the news anchor to say the name correctly. But it's hard to read if you go fast.

  • @fuzzypanda1684
    @fuzzypanda1684 9 месяцев назад +1595

    "Where there have been spottings of a cougar" dramatic point and zoom "but that's not it, that's a housecat".
    That bit had me on the floor.

    • @PunkRockNerd10171
      @PunkRockNerd10171 7 месяцев назад +48

      Like the camera man keeps it on the house cat to be funny

    • @wardog5537
      @wardog5537 5 месяцев назад +29

      The house cat staring down the camera was perfect

    • @AMIRMAHDIBENVIDI-r2r
      @AMIRMAHDIBENVIDI-r2r 4 месяца назад +2

      ThEres CoUgaRs In mIsSionS?

    • @djohnson-gk1kj
      @djohnson-gk1kj 4 месяца назад +1

      I died on that one too .. omg lmao

    • @jobee525
      @jobee525 4 месяца назад +6

      3:23

  • @Hab.hashish
    @Hab.hashish 2 месяца назад +10

    The bus getting in the way had me 💀💀

  • @immamonkehy
    @immamonkehy 2 года назад +3471

    "I dropped my hot pocket" he looked so disappointed about that 😂

    • @pdragonw
      @pdragonw 2 года назад +74

      The true meaning of drop it like it's hot.

    • @lillaurap
      @lillaurap 2 года назад +86

      Not a word, then all of a sudden, that's what he brings to the video 😂

    • @redneckroy8947
      @redneckroy8947 2 года назад +23

      That was my favourite

    • @coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13
      @coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13 2 года назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @CC_Marauder
      @CC_Marauder Год назад

      "They" low IQ shined through.